ScarJo Doesn't Understand Why Dudes Have Nips
My nipples dry barfed after reading this shit. Dudes have nipples for so many reasons. I couldn't even write all the reasons on ScarJo's big ass chichis. That's how many reasons there are. Dumb bitch ScarJo can't think of one.
While promoting He's Just Not Into This Movie, ScarJo told the Chicago-Sun Times (via ShowbizSpy), "The one thing I don't understand about men is nipples. I don't know if there is one aspect of men that I don't understand other than why they have nipples. Honestly, why? I guess it has something to do with the X chromosome. What is the function of the male nipple? Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?"
Who the fuck says that?! I mean, when you're riding a dick you need something to do! You don't want to kiss the dude, because that just ruins the moment. So you pinch at his nipples, flick at them a little and maybe rub on that shit. They are like skin joysticks to keep you entertained! If you didn't have nipples there to play with, you'd probably pass out from boredom. That's just one of the millions of reasons for dude nips! ScarJo should let her titty balls do the talking. They know what's up.
Here's ScarJo looking like Cher after falling in the curtains at last night's premiere of that Into You shit show.
This dumb bitch needs to go back to school! The reason men have nipples is because all embryo's start out as female! Seriously, I am embarassed for her but not surprised.
Oh Scarlett sweetie...people do not hire you for your brains...
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Men have nipples for the same reason that women have tongues.
...I heard she gave her husband "the herp"....poor Ryan, only wanted a clean down home wholesome gal.....but ended up with a whole lota whore....he shooda read the fine print.
Please. She looked up that shit on wiki and decided to mention it so she could seem smarter.
Also: that Laura Ashley sheet she's wearing makes her look dumpy and her lips are thisclose to looking like a butthole. Just saying.
Well if guys didn't have nipples, then what would you focus on when they take their shirt off? It would be like looking at a blank wall with no pictures. Plus guys like their nipples sucked on so that's a good enough reason.
She is hot and can't sing but beautiful!
I guess Ryan is not get any action on his man nips.:(
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
note to scarface : best to shut those fish lips of yours if you are to give the illusion of some hint of intelligence and please, please go back to blonde. signed hormonal brunette.
Everyone starts out as a girl, the nippies form before sex hormones do their thang and turn the clit into a little baby cock, etc. That's where peepees come from. The whole world hangs off our cheekbones and Marianne Faithful is GOD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYKlan6KYw
I LOVE mannipples. I've been known to sleep with men based on nipples alone. Some people are size queens, I'm a nip-princess.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:15pm.
I like her as a brunette but she is obviously still thinking like a blonde.
Classic!
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Submitted by Katt on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:43pm.
Devilgirl, your avie looks just like my precious kitty Buzz-Buzz! love it...
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Devilgirl, your avie looks just like my precious kitty Buzz-Buzz! love it...
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Homegirl looks like a broke down Tracy Turnblad when she becomes the queen of the Auto Show. Cept Tracy was fabulous.
MANDO
Couldn't care less about her but infinitely better as a brunette than the generic blond.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 6:31pm.
My nips are still a part of my personal stimulus package. *gives everyone purple nurples*
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OUCH!! Thanks, though. :)
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My nips are still a part of my personal stimulus package. *gives everyone purple nurples*
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I'm just curious if she's ever taken a bio class...and paid attention.
I ponder a lot of stupid shit during my days of doing nothing, but I can safely say that I have never pondered the question of why do men have nipples.
Hair straighteners need to GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!! That pasted to your head look is not attractive.
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Oh well, so she sounded a little airheaded, so what? We've all had those moments, just fortunately not on the red carpet. She's still hot, stays out of trouble, and is much more likeable than most starlets her age.
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
I'm waiting for the day she asks why do men have penises.
It should be soon.
oh please she looks amazing
I like her as a brunette but she is obviously still thinking like a blonde.
Irony, I'm reading a book called 'Why men have nipples?' right now and it doesn't even tell you why they have nipples.
Scarlett sweetie, let me have a few minutes with your hubby Ryan and I'll show you just how many uses for male nipples there are.
ImpertinentVixen - you said it for me...
I thought she was intelligent??? Maybe that is something you only learn once you are preggers and you read all the books lol...
Submitted by Anthea on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:59pm.
Easy explanation for educated people:
Every embryo is female in the beginning - that's where the nipples come from.
Sad she doesn't know such a common thing.
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Bitch can't even spell embryo. No way she knows as much as seventh grade science.
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well, at least now, we know that ryan isn't into nipple play...
LMAO..love the avatar Fifi!
I wish she'd just be OVER already.
On the serious, though...straight men who like their nips pinched and pulled are something of a pet peeve of mine. Annoying!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
her hair is also awfully unflattering. She doesnt make a good brunette.
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
Easy explanation for educated people:
Every embryo is female in the beginning - that's where the nipples come from.
Sad she doesn't know such a common thing.
A prayer for the wild at heart - kept in cages / Tennessee Williams
Her tattoo is so hideous.
This is a god-awful dress....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Scarjo is annoying because she really thinks she's a creative, smart, charming person. She is definitely not.
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
Poor Ryan being married to a bubble head. You would think after being with Alanis sex with Scarho would be boring. Cause you know Alanis is into crazy, wild, kinky kind of sex.
Yes nips on men is one of nature's big jokes; almost as big a joke as putting a mouth on that sow Scarjo.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:46pm.
She is pretty, but those kinds of floral colors are for colored women.
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is that you, Lindsay Lohan?
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
"The one thing I don't understand about men is nipples. I don't know if there is one aspect of men that I don't understand other than why they have nipples. Honestly, why? I guess it has something to do with the X chromosome. What is the function of the male nipple? Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?"
That's like something I'd say in 10th grade after smoking a few bowls.
Sugaroo: i got some theories about an issue that has been "plaguing" us for some time...i guess you could call this a blind item
Sugaroo: is there anyway we can get in touch...i wanna share notes with you on a certain topic
Her lips look like that baboons ass from Caption This
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THINK for one fucking second
Shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You ARE crashing my scene.
Why is everyone wearing dresses made out of curtains? I didn't know the economy was that bad for her!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.seekingwealthy.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
You really think her husband cares what color her hair is?
As long as he gets to titty-fuck that set every other night, you won't hear a peep outta him!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Breakdown ~ ditto and well said!
ScarJo should not talk unless there is a script in front of her.
Stupid slag.
Oh and your dress looks like you altered one of Mrs. Roper's caftans.