ScarJo Doesn't Understand Why Dudes Have Nips
My nipples dry barfed after reading this shit. Dudes have nipples for so many reasons. I couldn't even write all the reasons on ScarJo's big ass chichis. That's how many reasons there are. Dumb bitch ScarJo can't think of one.
While promoting He's Just Not Into This Movie, ScarJo told the Chicago-Sun Times (via ShowbizSpy), "The one thing I don't understand about men is nipples. I don't know if there is one aspect of men that I don't understand other than why they have nipples. Honestly, why? I guess it has something to do with the X chromosome. What is the function of the male nipple? Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?"
Who the fuck says that?! I mean, when you're riding a dick you need something to do! You don't want to kiss the dude, because that just ruins the moment. So you pinch at his nipples, flick at them a little and maybe rub on that shit. They are like skin joysticks to keep you entertained! If you didn't have nipples there to play with, you'd probably pass out from boredom. That's just one of the millions of reasons for dude nips! ScarJo should let her titty balls do the talking. They know what's up.
Here's ScarJo looking like Cher after falling in the curtains at last night's premiere of that Into You shit show.
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Man, what I wouldn't give for a Scarjo/Ryan sex tape. How HOT would that be?
She reminds me of the Damon Wayons character on In Living Color who was in jail and just strung random big words together trying to make himself sound smart.
That hair looks awful on her. Somebody lied and told her she looks good with hair the color of burrito diarrhea
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Much prettier with the dark brown hair than her usual fluffy blonde fare. That's all I have to say about this woman, other than, who cares?
This no-talent whore doesn't have the mastery of 8th grade biology but she is a close personal advisor to Barack Obama? Great...
read a book, dear.
Some people just shouldn't try to think, it's way too painful. Especially when they take those thoughts and try to form intelligent words. I have a hard time keeping a straight face in front of stupid people.
I love that second row first thumbnail pic where she is doing that 'I'm so cool' stiff bodied hair flip.. Maybe she's so stiff because she's afraid her nipples are going to fly off or something..
I love stupid people. They make me feel like all the worlds a fucking sunny day.
Yep she is totally channeling Cher circa 1975.
I doubt Ryan is with her for the talk...he probably just wants to titty fuck those magic balls all day.
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Yes, ScarJo, we actually *do* start out androgenous in the womb, they have the start of bips due to the X exposure and then when hormones kick in and sexual development begins, their nipples are developed no further.
Methinks she already knew the answer and figured discussing it would get her press and attention.
done and done
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Poor Ryan. What the hell do these two possibly sit around and talk about?
She's an idiot. Male nips have nerve endings, too! What, she only plays with his dick and doesn't care about any other body part? Boooorrriiinnggg! And Ryan has some fine shit to play with.
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:04pm.
Its not that damn perplexing bitch.
51% of the worlds pop is female while 49% is male. I thought that male would be higher since in China they were killing off all female offspring in favor of having boys for a while...they wanted the one kid they were allowed to have to be male and China represents half of the fucking worlds population so....should be more men...
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I can't help myself here, so...there are more women than men in the world because women live longer in general. Also, in regards to China, they're 1/6 of the world's population, not half. They have a skewed sex ratio of 120 boys born for every 100 girls, whereas the worldwide is average is 105 boys to 100 girls. This is obviously due to sex-selective abortion and female infanticide. Interestingly, many wealthy Middle Eastern countries have higher male to female ratios too, however it's due to the fact that they house a huge number of foreign guest workers, the majority of whom are male. Male babies have a higher mortality rate, so by the time they reach puberty, the sex ratio is roughly 1:1. Couple that with a earlier age of death, and balance it out with maternal mortality, and you have slightly more females than males, and slightly more females than males in the world.
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Damn. Well. Arent we the smart one then...
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:04pm.
Its not that damn perplexing bitch.
51% of the worlds pop is female while 49% is male. I thought that male would be higher since in China they were killing off all female offspring in favor of having boys for a while...they wanted the one kid they were allowed to have to be male and China represents half of the fucking worlds population so....should be more men...
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I can't help myself here, so...there are more women than men in the world because women live longer in general. Also, in regards to China, they're 1/6 of the world's population, not half. They have a skewed sex ratio of 120 boys born for every 100 girls, whereas the worldwide is average is 105 boys to 100 girls. This is obviously due to sex-selective abortion and female infanticide. Interestingly, many wealthy Middle Eastern countries have higher male to female ratios too, however it's due to the fact that they house a huge number of foreign guest workers, the majority of whom are male. Male babies have a higher mortality rate, so by the time they reach puberty, the sex ratio is roughly 1:1. Couple that with a earlier age of death, and balance it out with maternal mortality, and you have slightly more females than males, and slightly more females than males in the world.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:56pm.
She'd go alot further if she just shut the fuck up and smiled in a hot dress.
But no, she has to stop and TALK.
Her PR people should be shot, THEN stabbed.
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LMAO..I'm reading your post in a 'Dr. Seussian' way and it's quite hysterically funny and melodic.
She looks hideous.
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I don't mind the dark hair, but the stuck to her head Mariah 'do looks awful. She needs some volume!
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She'd go alot further if she just shut the fuck up and smiled in a hot dress.
But no, she has to stop and TALK.
Her PR people should be shot, THEN stabbed.
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Blonde, brunette, redhead - whatever. I've always thought that her looks, like her acting talents were incredibly overrated. Other than the obvious assets, of course.
Sidenote: speaking of nipples...I once dated a guy with really small nipples who didn't even react when you played with them. It was a good indication of how boring he would turn out to be...
She looks terrible with dark hair.
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Apparently, ScarJo never took high school biology.
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It's really fortunate for Scarlett that she's so beautiful, otherwise, how the fuck would she manage?
Jesus.. When you have lilly white skin, you should NOT NOT NOT.. I repeat NOT.. wear your mother's curtains circa 1952!!
She is pretty, but those kinds of floral colors are for colored women. I could see Beyounce or Naomi Campbell pulling that shit off..
All MAMMALS have MAMMARIES!
Scarjo really needs to dye her fucking hair blonde again because she turns straight up dogshit ugly with any other shade.
And I agree about the nude lipstick, makes her look like a corpse.
so i take it that ryan doesn't get any nipple play from scarlett...how soon before the inevitable divorce....
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Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm
Agreed. She is SUCH a horrible singer.
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And I love that she's no longer blonde. Because I'm blonde,and it makes me feel retarded by association. But I'm gonna call it right now that when her and sexysonofamother Ryan Reynolds break up, she'll go scrambling for that bottle of bleach to feel pretty again. Trust.
She's dense, but I bet she's a lot smarter than Jessica Simpson. *pitiful*
What happened to the ruby red lips of old Hollywood in the 30s. Flesh-tones UGGHH - paste a colostomy bag over her face.
This is further proof why actors should not, never, ever quit school. Someone shoot me, it bothers me when I read about stupid idiotic people... and to think these fucktards are breeding!. This idiot should not be part of the gene pool.
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It's not something to explain...I'd have to demonstrate ;p
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I recall seeing an, ahem, adult film years ago called Lactating Lads. It featured guys who shot milk out of their nipples while getting it on with other dudes.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:07pm.
A little sheepie tole me you were asking about me? How are you hwat beesh?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:56pm.
Ha ha! You're so right, it's hilarious. You've got to give her credit for being smart enough to come up with that calculated crap. I'll bet that's why she dyed her hair too--so people would talk about it. This all reminds me of the musical Chicago.
Scarlett really needs to stop talking. Her acting has suffered ever since she got super-famous.
Is it me or does anyone else see the irony in the fact that she is standing in front of an ad for White Strips and her teefs look like yellow corn? LMAO!!
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She looks better than I'd have guessed with brown hair, but a paper bag over her head would still be best to showcase her killer bod.
Well, my husband certainly LOVES it when I massage, kiss, lick, flick, twist, blow on, and various other things with his nipples. In fact, it is one of his spots that I can be sure to drive him crazy. Poor Ryan, if Scarlet hasn't done that.
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Yeah. Cher should sue. (Try saying that three times fast. Ho!)
Anyhow, she's stupid. Someone send her a basic biology book. And toss it at her Adam's apple so as to damage her vocal cords so she can't trash anymore songs like she did Buckley and Waits.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:02pm.
bing-fucking-go Clarisse, bing-fucking-go.
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Man nipples= mipples
She should just say nothing and keep sticking her tits out.
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:59pm.
She really is busting out the Cher moves in thumbnail #6.
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that's exactly what popped in my mind when viewing the pics
Its not that damn perplexing bitch.
51% of the worlds pop is female while 49% is male. I thought that male would be higher since in China they were killing off all female offspring in favor of having boys for a while...they wanted the one kid they were allowed to have to be male and China represents half of the fucking worlds population so....should be more men...
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Hahahahahahahahahaha, ScarJo is funny.
Really. She's funny. Why is she even thinking about male nipples? I never wondered about male nips. Since we all start off as females in the womb, it's just there. She's gotta find something else to entertain herself.
There is actually a book that addresses this and other stupid medical questions.
http://www.amazon.com/Nipples-Hundreds-Questions-Doctor-Martini/dp/14000...
Someone please send her this book. Thank you.
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Her husband must be so embarrassed!
Why do men have nipples and why do no talent whores butcher Jeff Buckley songs. The world may never know.
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For twisting! Duh!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I know why she has nipples. If it weren't for he tits she'd be working at the Gap.
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dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:56pm.
Who the fuck SAYS shit like this? & to the freakin' press, for gawd sakes? That's somehting I might ponder on a girls' night after lots of liquor ...
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Seriously! She's trying way too hard to sound so thought-provoking and esoteric, and instead comes off like a pretentious dumbass. Hmmm, between her and Fishy, this could be Pretentious Twat Tuesday! xo
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cant stand her but i'm embarrassed for her
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She really is busting out the Cher moves in thumbnail #6.
She could use some of those Crest White Strips. I hope they gave her a gift bag of them.
I like her hair, though.