ScarJo Doesn't Understand Why Dudes Have Nips
My nipples dry barfed after reading this shit. Dudes have nipples for so many reasons. I couldn't even write all the reasons on ScarJo's big ass chichis. That's how many reasons there are. Dumb bitch ScarJo can't think of one.
While promoting He's Just Not Into This Movie, ScarJo told the Chicago-Sun Times (via ShowbizSpy), "The one thing I don't understand about men is nipples. I don't know if there is one aspect of men that I don't understand other than why they have nipples. Honestly, why? I guess it has something to do with the X chromosome. What is the function of the male nipple? Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?"
Who the fuck says that?! I mean, when you're riding a dick you need something to do! You don't want to kiss the dude, because that just ruins the moment. So you pinch at his nipples, flick at them a little and maybe rub on that shit. They are like skin joysticks to keep you entertained! If you didn't have nipples there to play with, you'd probably pass out from boredom. That's just one of the millions of reasons for dude nips! ScarJo should let her titty balls do the talking. They know what's up.
Here's ScarJo looking like Cher after falling in the curtains at last night's premiere of that Into You shit show.
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All this nipple talk just reminds me of Meet the Fockers LMAO!....
oh and on a TMI note my bf does not enjoy me touching his nips...
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I never stay on topic :)
Overrated whore.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
PS The dress is OK but that hair is all wrong for her. She could use a much warmer color, and the long, shiny, limp hairstyle makes her face look really round and wide. She kind of makes me want to puke, actually. I can't believe this bitch is married to that hot piece Ryan Reynolds. Unfair and lame.
I went from liking her in "Lost in Translation" to feeling neutral about her, to being mildly disgusted by how dimwitted she is, to fucking despising her vapid, always having her titties out, stealing music from others and then mooing over it, diarrhea of the mouth, zero functioning brains cells, Hollywood whoring obnoxious deluded self. So that's where I stand with it now.
she's right.
all fetuses are female in the very beginning of their development. it takes a lot of chemical/hormonal intervention at about three different stages to nudge the fetus into becoming a male.
voila - nipples on men.
"that you can play with them" should be enough reason for anyone, though.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:54pm.
Makes me think this dumb ho knew the answer all along and was just being coy. Lame cunt.
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a girl actor playing dumb?! nahhh!
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Who the fuck SAYS shit like this? & to the freakin' press, for gawd sakes? That's somehting I might ponder on a girls' night after lots of liquor ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Can you milk my nipples?
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haaaaate her! she only said this so people would think about HER nips and thus the enorm chichis that made her a star.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
they're using floor buffers to exfoliate now.
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She is dumb but basically supplied the right answer. Nipples develop on fetuses before gender is fixed, thus...everyone has nipples. Makes me think this dumb ho knew the answer all along and was just being coy. Lame cunt.
Ha ha ha! Looks like I'm the only one who likes her dress. Oh, well....
I think she needs to go back to blonde. She looks kinda lil Lil' Kim in these pics.
Men can lactate just like a woman if they take hormones.
They just take up space but serve no real purpose. Kind of like ScarJo.
girl gives me a headache
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She sounds dim-witted, but she really looks very pretty here. The gown and hair are fabulous. Sorry, MK. Love the gown.
This hair color is SO much better than that unflattering fried platinum blond she had a while ago.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:48pm.
Um why DO men have nipples?
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because man created woman in his image
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Ew; her hair, makeup and lips. Tres ugh.
Hey, Scarjo...I don't understand why chicks have Lisa Rinna asshole lips.
Celebs are such sneaky,calculating, manipulative little fucks...I think she is actually right on her explanation which clearly means she looked it up, got the answer, presented the question & at the same time answered it correctly, so she could act like she "just" came up with it & come off sounding much brighter than she actually is.
Hey Look, she got that big puffy, sloppy chin of hers sawzalled down. She looks great. Or is that photoshop?
dont get the appeal of this bitch, but her acting is aight.
and wtH is she wearing? looks like a cloth at a chinese resteraunt( and no IM NOT Racist!!)
ScarJo told the Chicago-Sun Times "The one thing I don't understand about men is nipples... Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?"
Well, that's kind of what happens, no?
And men have sexy sensation in their nipples, so there IS a point in their existences.
Unlike you, Scarlett.
Yet another twatwaffle that needs to shut her pie hole.
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Um why DO men have nipples?
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I never stay on topic :)
Shit for brains.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly