Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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la cucaracha: Go to xtube.com. That place is filled with all kinds of deviants. Someone here mentioned it, and they weren't kidding. You could probably learn a few things there. I did. Like what kind of interesting fetishes actually exist. *shudders*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:15pm.
So while at the store yesterday, I bought an 8pk of Hi-C juice boxes in berry flavor. The woman behind me says "Aren't those great for kids" I tell her that I don't know because they are for me, and she has the nerve to say "You know, those are for kids!"
My questions is: Are lazy adults like myself, not allowed juice box purchases? I find them tasty and convenient.
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She was just trying to make conversation or she was really nosey. Nosey people piss me off..
Yes, you are allowed to buy them. Sometimes they hit the spot when you want something sweet. And as an adult, you can have Reese's Peanutbutter cups for dinner too, if you want.
devilgirl: LOL. Just like pink razors are only for women and baby wipes are just for babies.
I had a friend from work who used to eat Gerber baby food bananas as her dessert. She used to bring it in her lunch bag. And throw the baby food jars in the recycle bin. It was weird to see that in an office.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:13pm.
I was gonna sit and read my book today at work. Instead I whored around all day on the internet!
Ah! Life is Good!
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government employee?
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
IM HEEEERRRRE!
And I want to talk about sex. Im thinking about DVRing abunch of real sex episodes tonight so I can learn how to suck dick really well....
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
So while at the store yesterday, I bought an 8pk of Hi-C juice boxes in berry flavor. The woman behind me says "Aren't those great for kids" I tell her that I don't know because they are for me, and she has the nerve to say "You know, those are for kids!"
My questions is: Are lazy adults like myself, not allowed juice box purchases? I find them tasty and convenient.
FUCK! LOL what a scum bag McDouchie Douch...I meant BARRRBBARA but CB was a bit off his rocker. Lover the new Douchbag anthem, ties with "Jizz in my pants"
I was gonna sit and read my book today at work. Instead I whored around all day on the internet!
Ah! Life is Good!
Not gonna lie, this remix is my new ringtone.
miss priss, most people don't pay the rent till the 5th anyway.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Bitchette
Sometimes the 5th falls on a monday and payday isn't until friday, that's when I pay Monday night before the office closes and pray the check won't clear until friday, so I won't get hit with over draf fees $34 per transaction is ridic
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
TITS on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
Sadly, at this time I am unable to make that determintation. I have been far too distracted today; however, I will say that at some point, I swallowed my gum and I do not recall reading anyone's post while doing it, so I'm thinking the only large intake/exhale of air I have performed today was due to your post.
Thank you all and good night.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/03/t4-producer-bales-tantrum-was-no-biggie/ some more!
Ha Ha! Oh well it was worth a shot!
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:40pm.
TITS on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
Win for the day...sorry, but that was hilarious!
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So... would you say it was
a/ as funny
b/ funnier
or
c/ like way totally funnier!!!
than team v's comment? (I'm very cuntpetitive)
:D
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
oops improper use of the word GUFFAW
whatever, that shit was funny as hell
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:43pm.
thats us exactly. we have to pay BY the 5th. so like this week, fri, payday, is the 6th- i will pay my rent at 9:00 pm on the 5th!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
i don't do drugs.
I do drug.
Nothing but green sugar. Anything else is a dabble here and there VERY infrequently.
But for anyone else doing more? More power to you. Just not my cup of tea.
But everyone say a prayer to the green sugar fairies that they find me before I leave here!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
PH
we get until the 5th to pay for my overpriced apartment, and I never pay on the 1st...and for what I've noticed, neither do most people
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
TeamValtrex, that was amusing thanks!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
TITS on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
Win for the day...sorry, but that was hilarious!
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
speaking of boots to the head... perzez vs mk - how would that play out?
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
miss priss, i sweat until i get paid on friday. and pray that no one deposits my checks as soon as i give them one.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I'm bored.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Yesterday was my sister in law's birthday. If she saw her shadow, it means 6 more months of probation.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
missy, everyone must think im a drug addict but i hardly take even an aspirin these days. i used to do almost anything someone put in front of me in my early 20s. maybe that's why i don't miss doing drugs at all, because that was pretty messed up in its own right.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by KiaraDrew on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:33pm.
Hmmm I am assuming I am supposed to use the word "it" in the sentence. But here ya go Ill cover both!
It looks like that cunt just got tore the fuck up! LOL
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Oh I AM sorry.
Thank you for playing.
You may pick up your cuntsolation prize at the cuntry club cuntcession stand.
kiss kiss!
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
About the techno track: this is fan-fucking-tastic!!!!! It's a shame it'll never be in rotation anywhere due to the language.
breakdown, well keep you warm in here :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Actually MK was the one who started it because he said we should drop some E and listen to this Bale fuck remix.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:25pm.
drug use is 99% about timing.
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aint that the truth!
what about oxywho-hoo? :-p
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
bichette, it may be symbolic of my subconscious desire to do drugs actually. maybe that's why, or someone mentioned something about a supermarket of illegal drugs. that was the trigger!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Bitchette
no tree night here either. Damn I hate not having $$
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:03pm.
Somedays you're the owl, somedays you're the mouse.
Today I am the mouse. SQUEEEEAK
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Hmmm I am assuming I am supposed to use the word "it" in the sentence. But here ya go Ill cover both!
It looks like that cunt just got tore the fuck up! LOL
Did I hear drugs??
Can I have some? ;0)
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
YAY! bravo, i love this. it really is too cool.
TheBreakDown, Tom Green was the major mistake of her life I must say. I was flipping through the pics and was trying to remember if it was here and it was. Oh man that was embarassing!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
this christian (hah!) guy needs to get zen: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Y6231uAmo&feature=related
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Mrs. Robinson, Haim has some major substance abuse issues. So it's sort of not really him anymore these days and he is desperate for work but the drugs take over each time. He's really what Hohan will be in a year or so. Or maybe she's already there judging from the looks of her.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I'm evil this way, but I "accidentally" want to teach this rant to a toddler who will then freak out his parents. While I stand there all, "What? What?"
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
it always comes back to drugs on open post!
i've got no tree right now either, and only cuz we've got no $.
maybe i can get some on credit.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hysteria: my few days here wold verify that theory
and as for Drew Barrymore...
better a serial dater, than serial fucker!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I knooww right? Corey Haim passed away years ago, he just isnt aware of it.
Does anyone remember the movie 'Anything for Love'??? I saw it once it was playing at like 2 in the morning on basic cable..but it is a classic.
I recommend.
Submitted by KiaraDrew on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:53pm.
LOL guess I will find out if I am crazy enough for this site!! hmm fave swear word...has to be cunt...cuts pretty deep! LOL
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Now use it in a sentence. Careful, this IS a test. In fact it's almost a trick question, but will verify your reading and comprehension abilities of this here site. aka if you were paying attention.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
DAMN! I listened to this song before I left to run my errands and it stayed in my head the whole time. This shit is too catchy, it should definitely be played at clubs and cardio kickboxing classes.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:52pm.
haha! i hope they do double coupon! unfortunately, i don't know where this wonderful supermarket is. sweden sounds about right!
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I would actually enjoy shopping at a supermarket like that. I'd even brave the cold in Sweden.
The only drug i officially say no to is cocaine because it makes you a horrible person. although i say no to a lot of things now, drug use is 99% about timing.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:04pm.
better check it out! i think they do fuck more in sweden. something about those saunas and hot tubs. just guessing!
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