Tuesday, February 3rd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix


The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.

Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!

Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!

Posted by: Michael K


paris herpes's picture

WTF, they don't have a supermarket of illegal substances here in SF. in fact, it should be legalized and then it would be just a plain old supermarket. What is wrong with this country!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Barb Dwyer's picture

I had not even heard the rant yet because I like Bale... this is the best way to hear the rant.

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:52pm.

haha! i hope they do double coupon! unfortunately, i don't know where this wonderful supermarket is. sweden sounds about right!

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paris herpes's picture

Mrs. Robinson, although Corey had his crazy days in drug land, he looks like he survived it pretty well. As for the Haimster, egads he looks busted!

DG, two hits of acid to WOW you outta the stratosphere.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

paris herpes's picture

Candy, ive always wanted to do that. I bet if it's an actual person's number they're probably sick of it. And I know it still MUST happen. There should be a study on this kind of shit.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:16pm.

I'd like that deal on a couple hits of acid! But I'll take anything if it's a good deal! Just kidding! Maybe *shrugs shoulders*

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I think Corey Feldman looks great these days..seriously.

paris herpes's picture

DG, two for one deal on oxycontins i take it.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

paris herpes's picture

I was just looking @ UsWeekly and they have this thing about Drew Barrymore and how many guys she's dated. Holy crap, she's a serial dater! The first one is with Corey Feldman and she looks about 16 in that picture. Hahahah!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Awww YEAH!

This gem should be part of the score of the next Batman movie! this shall be pumping on my car's mp3 selection all week.

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Naw, still find this infantile rant as obnoxious and indefensible as I did yesterday.

No one, and I mean no one, has the right to treat another person like this.
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^^^ Agreed 100%, if you want to rip someone a new one, think it twice, gather your facts and don't drag yourself on the floor being disrespectful (even if the person won't give it back).

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Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:18pm.

Well I would never have known it existed without your mentioning it. It's rather immense, even unaroused. No wonder he was the MVP. The Steelers parade was on all day, wish I'd have known about him hangin' large cuz I woulda paid more attention.

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missy:

Thank you SO much, but....

it is TOO FUCKING COLD HERE!

I have been out looking and I had to turn and retreat because my face is numb.

One would think Swedish people would fuck more in temperatures like this!!

Hmmm...

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@TITS, I love your avatar.

Le_CUNT's picture

oh my god..he should fuck me with the same passion he says "FUCK"...i love him.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:53pm.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:45pm.

I thought the same thing..I figured with all the work i have to do and all the stress maybe It was me but I actually think D-listed is not as fun no more
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All things 'chat' have changed so much over the past years. This is a fun place to come and vent and have a few laughs, etc. People come and people go, new people come on the scene, etc. But it's never the same (frown).

I miss the old days of chat.

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"Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!!"

*worried look* I don't know if I wanna watch it now...

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dear god this remix is a pisser !!!!

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:45pm.

I thought the same thing..I figured with all the work i have to do and all the stress maybe It was me but I actually think D-listed is not as fun no more

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Haribo's picture

'fuck' is a beautiful and timeless word and christian bale says it with such a passion. how could i hate him!? :D

KiaraDrew's picture

LOL guess I will find out if I am crazy enough for this site!! hmm fave swear word...has to be cunt...cuts pretty deep! LOL

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:58pm.
supermarket of illegal substances is where? i'm bringin my cart.
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SUPERMARKET?????!!!! Where would this be? Sweden (I am gathering from briefly glancing at posts) I always knew I loved the Swedes! Do they have double coupon day?

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

Loves this

TITS's picture

Molotov - my teeth hurt after looking at that pic.

borderline pet abuse!

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:44pm.
DG, I've come to the conclusion that it is never gone, just quiet.
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As long as it stays that way. Now I have probably jinxed it for us! Haha!

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Submitted by KiaraDrew on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:40pm.

Hi all! I have been checking out DL for a long time now and finally decided to comment! I spend so much time reading them figured I might as well get in on it!
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Hello and welcome!

What's your favourite swear word/term?

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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KiaraDrew I hope you are crazy! we miss our crazies!
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a gift for all you kitty lovers...

http://snuzzy.com/wp-content/uploads/my-little-pony-kitty.jpg

Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:44pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:35pm.
If you have to stand in line for an hour, it's not free. My time is worth a hell of a lot more than a $5 breakfast.

----I feel the same way!!!!

----Is it just me or has D-listed been a little on the boring side lately?

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I thought I was burning out on it and that it was just me..

StewieGriffin's picture

Great, so now douchebags everywhere have an anthem.

Candy's picture

I just called that Jenny number 201 876 5309. Damn I miss my childhood. I got all excited because I've never done it before. I heard it was up for auction so I said what the hell. I got a recording. I'm thinking of calling all the area codes. Yes I am that bored..
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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~VOTE FOR MK!~

Molotov Cocktease's picture

DG, I've come to the conclusion that it is never gone, just quiet

Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:35pm.
If you have to stand in line for an hour, it's not free. My time is worth a hell of a lot more than a $5 breakfast.

----I feel the same way!!!!

----Is it just me or has D-listed been a little on the boring side lately?

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LuLu Fitz's picture

I know I'm in the minority here when I say I don't find Christian Bale all that.

KiaraDrew's picture

Hi all! I have been checking out DL for a long time now and finally decided to comment! I spend so much time reading them figured I might as well get in on it!

*peeking in, looking both ways* Is it gone?
Paris Herpes, good for you!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:35pm.
If you have to stand in line for an hour, it's not free. My time is worth a hell of a lot more than a $5 breakfast.

Well,in my defense,I took the kids to the park across the street during most of the wait so it was def worth it.

TITS's picture

Hyssie I used to have a cat that would lick the nicotine off my fingers. She was very demanding - swatting my hand and holding it down sort of thing.

It wouldn't surprise me if your cat liked getting high. :)

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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If you have to stand in line for an hour, it's not free. My time is worth a hell of a lot more than a $5 breakfast.

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senoritame's picture

did anyone else stand in line for an hour to get the free grand slam at dennys? free shit is always the best!

paris herpes's picture

What are the firetrucks doin' outside i wonder?

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

paris herpes's picture

I like this song today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnuNLmF4GY

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:09pm.

haha! paris, in college we used to get our cat high on pot all the time on (by blowing hits in her face)

she seemed to enjoy mellowing out with us, but sometimes she would run around the periphery of the room about 1000 mph, like she was carazy.

being older and more feeble, i might have second thoughts about doing that now

:)

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Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
you if you dont luuuuuuuuuuuuv RUPAUL BITCH!
POP! Goes My Heart!

kbug's picture

I love this so much.

BubbleGump's picture

DAMN IT! I SAID RU PAUL BITCHES!!!
POP! Goes My Heart!

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Hello whores. I'm sure you all look lovely today. You got your nice fishnets on and your happy eye brows drawn on today, donthca?
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lmfao Love Andy! Copied and emailed to everyone I know!

Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts

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breakdown: http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/p/m/cc31a/

that black & white area.. thats what youre looking for

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:54pm.

Santonio Holmes pic link:
http://hunkvideoonline.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=7865&forum_id=1&jump...
Jeepers!

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Thanks! I can't open it at work, but I will when I get home.
I hear it's quite something to see! Hope it doesn't poke my eyes out *LOL*

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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale

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My flavor suggestion: dumbfudge.

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