Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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LAnd, were buddies on there already :) Sooo I should give her a shout out on my own!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
next time my boss says
'fancy making a cup of tea?"
i'm going to spit in it.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
breakdown, if you are really going to go to that place, the sunken level of big black and white tiles is what you are looking for.
there will be a big monument in the actual square, but go west to find the "Plattan"
PLATTAN = DRUG SUPERMARKET!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:13pm
She has a CrackSpace page....
You want?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
omg, love anderson, THANK YOU, that was so funny!!
give my love to aphid!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LA, Cluster Fudge sounds fab, maybe put some clusters of chocolate covered peanuts or almonds...mmmmmm!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
hysteria, i thought you wrote "your cat"....how hilarious! a cartful of drugs for some gay old times!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
paris herpes, not crack. but there are so many other choices!
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Cluster Fudge is my favorite.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:01pm.
Thanks, LA! OMG! Those are HILARIOUS!! I can't pick just one. (but I will)
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"Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker . . . Swirl"
lol
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breakdown, sounds like a nightmare to me. just go to that supermarket and by some drugs for your troubles...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hysteria, are you gonna blow crack smoke in your kitty's face or what?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:54pm.
NICE!! Thanks for sharing!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:01pm.
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LMFAO @ "Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker . . . Swirl"
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:00pm.
Klarabergsviadukten
- Now, say that word ten times fast.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Hahahahaha, Aphid just emailed me this:
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
Terrific!
For George W. they asked for suggestions from the public. What would YOU
name an ice cream in "honor" of W??
Here are some of their favorite responses:
- Grape Depression
- The Housing Crunch
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker . . . Swirl
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with
nuts
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:00pm.
missy fucking sherlock holmes!!
does the m mean meters?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Molotov:
I have already woken up 12 hours later in the bed of some random Swede and I was so thrangled by the drink I had forgotten where in the world I was. And then I got kicked out cuz her parents were on the way over to her house.
And I am here for another week!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
BREAKDOWN
dude youre only 0.6 km from it....
its called Sergel's Torg
Stockholm Central Station Sweden
1. Head west toward Klarabergsviadukten 81 m
2. Turn right at Klarabergsviadukten 51 m
3. Continue straight to stay on Klarabergsviadukten 0.2 km
4. Continue on Klarabergsgatan 0.2 km
5. Continue on Sergels torg 77 m
SUPERMARKET!!
good luck!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
i'm fucking hungry and i forgot about denny's free breaky!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
supermarket of illegal substances is where? i'm bringin my cart.
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Hate to jump on trends but this is fucking epic.
FUCK is the new cowbell.
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THINK for one fucking second
Shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You ARE crashing my scene.
breakdown you are right by it!!
hold up
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Santonio Holmes pic link:
http://hunkvideoonline.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=7865&forum_id=1&jump...
Jeepers!
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:51pm.
Reeter, I fuckin' loved that dictionary for MK's lexicon! It was totally awesome.
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I got lucky finding that. The fishticks thing has been bugging me. I figured it meant she was boring and drab...well, she is. : )
Paris Herpes ~ when is your in-person interview? We will send a DListed prayer for you.
best wishes and good luck to PH. try not to say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK too often in the interview. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I was planning on getting a Free Grand Slam today, but after viewing the long lines on TV, I declined to get my fat on this morning. So I'm depressed.
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
smurf and everyone who congrated me, THANKS! I need to the self-esteem boost sometimes!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Reeter, I fuckin' loved that dictionary for MK's lexicon! It was totally awesome.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:45pm.
breakdown, "Sergel's Square is not only a supermarket for illegal substances"
SUPERMARKET OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES!!
it doesnt say "dangerous"!
well shit, I cant help you if you dont want to help yourself!
supermarket, man!
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ah ha ha ha dude. We so need to party, bc that was almost my exact reaction too.
TB, send one of your groupies, you know you have them!
Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts
Misy:
I was kidding. I lived in NYC, so even if there IS crime here, I am sure it is mild.
But where the hell IS that!? I am near Central Station. I'm classy! :)
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!
You go Girl!!!!!
kick some ass
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
that is an awesome jam! love it! is there anything Christian Bale cannot do?
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:42pm.
HOLY CRAP that is awesome!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!
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CONGRATS!
paris herpes, AWESOME!!!! yeea mama good for you!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
breakdown, "Sergel's Square is not only a supermarket for illegal substances"
SUPERMARKET OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES!!
it doesnt say "dangerous"!
well shit, I cant help you if you dont want to help yourself!
supermarket, man!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Never mind. I found out why he calls Gwyneth fishsticks; light and lean. This website is really helpful.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dicktionary-a-guide-to-the-lingo-of-mi...
The song has potential, especially the beginning of it. It's so catchy. If Bale has trouble getting work he can always turn to this, he's a natural.
i don know. i think he uses the word 'fuck' too often.
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I am not trying to get shot on my trip. I am here to relax, not run after heroin-heads!
These bitches are so classy here. Can't they deliver!?
I am shaking from forced rehab.
This is so rawng!
Do you all realize it is COOOOOOOOOOOOld here?
I mean COLD!!!
*cry*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
What's he like when he really has something to be angry about?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:35pm.
BTW, the Bale Rant Remix needs more cowbells.
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cowbells. hhaaahahaha!
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haha love it, i think i found my new ringtone
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:29pm.
Mah Boo is doing an exclusive interview tonight at 10pm on CNN with President Obama.
EVERYBODY WATCH, There's a quiz tomorrow.
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Will do.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:04pm.
Sluts are work are going bananas over the Free slam breakfast at Denny's today.
Me and the BF woke up early as hell to go enjoy our free breakfast...and Denny's was packed at 6am!! I mean there was a line out the door it was crazy so we just went to IHOP 2 blocks down lol
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I never stay on topic :)
I need to shorten Bale's Remix so I can use it on my answering machine. Yea, I still have one.
BTW, the Bale Rant Remix needs more cowbells.