Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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GRRRR...half the patients cancelled because of the stupid snow! Now they're all coming in Friday and I'll have to actually do work...
Does anyone have link to the naked pic of Santana Holmes, the Steeler football player and MVP.
I heard he's quite the specimen of a man...
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
We have a mission HEAUXZ, find the ganja for thebreakdown in Sweden.
I thought of colleges too, do you know any bands???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
oh yeah breakdown, thats the spot:
There are drugs in Stockholm of course and that is always a problem. One of the spots where most drugs are being sold each day is Sergel's Square. In fact Sergel's Square is not only a supermarket for illegal substances it is also a strong competitor for the title "the ugliest spot in Stockholm". It's not a place where we like to hang around unless we have to.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
the breakdown:
im doin some research for you :)
Sergel's Square
One of the ugliest places in town is the Sergel's Square. Usually home of drug addicts and other shady characters
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:27pm
Monica Bellucci.
Mah Boo is doing an exclusive interview tonight at 10pm on CNN with President Obama.
EVERYBODY WATCH, There's a quiz tomorrow.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
That's damn good!
I'm already dancing on the job.
What don't fuckin' understand????
Gotta pass that on.
Thank Dlisted for bring up the true culture of people.
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:22pm.
Who's your new avie?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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So....
Bale vs. O'Reilly remix?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
This song should be the Dlisted theme. FUUUCK!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:23pm.
colleges??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Funny video interlude...a guy videotaped his doped up young son after the kid had a visit to the dentist (SFW):
http://jezebel.com/5145312/what-a-gas?autoplay=true
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
I want this as my default song on MySpace
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"If only life were a Judd Apatow movie where geeks rule the world... but it's not, so let's just suck it up."
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
Good luck chuck!!!
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
It's dryer than Hohan's cooch in Stockholm. I have even resorted to googling...
'where to find grass in Stockholm' online.
And there is only ONE place in Stockholm to buy booze, and it is expensive as hell if you buy in bars. And I don't wanna drink. I wanna smoke, goddamit!
I have not SEEN any black people or Rastafarians or even white people with scraggly ass hair TO ask.
And it is far too cold to be walking around looking for people to ask...
"Excue me, you look like a crackhead. Do you by chance have any or know where I can find any soft drugs?"
Next time, I'm gonna smuggle on the plane through my holes!
Other than THIS minor complaint, Stockholm is a beautiful city.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:18pm.
I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A FUCKING FUCK. FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!
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Damn. Sorry for asking then.
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:18pm
I'm with you on that sentiment.
FUCKITY DUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
I'm back! Screw my dream of productivity! It's all George Bush's fault anyway.
by devilgirl.... :(
What the fuk just happened?
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
I AM OUTTA HERE! THANX FOR RUINING ANOTHER OPEN POST! FIDIOT! (and thats not a typo, it means fucking idiot in Devil' speak)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:15pm.
Y'know what I'm concerned aboot? I'm concerned that if I listen one more time...the next time I get pissed off by a ho...I'm gonna go on Auto Bale
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LMAO!!! You nailed the new phrase!..
Don't piss me off ..I'm on Auto Bale!..
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:18pm.
Hi everybody.
what are we talking about today?
I hate Boston fucking weather, yesterday was fucking 40 degrees and today I'm covered in fucking snow today/ and that fucker yesterday said I have 6 more weeks of this.
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I complete hear you Smurf! Cripes what the hell is up with this weather? Agh...
This remix = WIN. So good. Love it.
I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A FUCKING FUCK. FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!
Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts
Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:10pm.
la cuca, sweat has sodium in it. youre fine.
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It dosent bother me, its just my friend said that it was abnormal so I wasnt sure....
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Ha rosebud... nah, you're not nuts. I'm not quite at the stockpiling food level but I do think a lot goes on behind the scenes we do not know. Scary stuff. And um, the govt. never does anything without a damn good reason (like building those centers) Ack.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:11pm.
my fucking brain hurts!!!
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HEY.
Go look at my extended update on MS and Look at Mr. L page and ask him if everything ive stated on this site isnt the truth or not. I want you to know im not lying about this here.....
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
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Most definitely good luck.
You must tell the details of how lame the interviewer was.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Y'know what I'm concerned aboot? I'm concerned that if I listen one more time...the next time I get pissed off by a ho...I'm gonna go on Auto Bale.
What don't you FUCKIN' understand?
I'll FUCKIN' kick your FUCKIN' arse!
What don't you FUCKIN' understand?
Clarisse: All I have is time. I'll wait :)
GOD I KNEW THIS WAS COMING! I FREAKING LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:09pm.
GOD HELP ME, GIVE ME STRENGTH *raising hands to the heavens*
LMAO... I know exactly how you feel... breath...just breath..
my fucking brain hurts!!!
Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts
Lizardbits,
That would be a loooong wait!
PH,
GOOD LUCK!!!
Anywhooo...This incedent took place over 6 months ago…the same time his mother and sister visited his hotel room where he was staying with his wife and child to shake him down for cash and they started bad mouthing Bale and his wife, which turned into a verbal battle. The mother and sister reported Bale abused them to the police. Bale went in on a "Verbal Assault" call, but no charges were filed. The mother and sister were shopping the story to the tabloids hoping to make a windfall.
SO….He had TDK premiering, his family blackmailing him, shooting this flick and he lost his temper. This was months ago. If the director and light jockey still held a grudge, there would have been a shit load more stories from that set.
He still tops in my book. So he had a temper tantrum. Who here hasn't?
Now bunnies, I gotz to get back to work!
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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
la cuca, sweat has sodium in it. youre fine.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The remix is sweet! That's a good work-out music.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:58pm.
And so it begins...My husband thinks I'm crazy for "preparing" for the worst. I think it is VERY possible that things could be REALLY bad in a couple of years.
@ Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm.
I know exactly how you feel. Except I'm out here in Los Angeles, where you see people smoking next to cop cars. I remember my friend got pulled over once and the cops said to him "Damn, that's good weed" and let him go. And I still can't find someone!!! Its pathetic... Yeah, E would help you stay nice and warm and yummy. I hope you find some green soon too though, that's the best.
Submitted by Agie on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm.
this shit is too catchy! As for CB, yeah he has anger issues but I'd still hit it
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And duck before he hits you? Just sayin'.
LMAO @ Negreaux.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
GOD HELP ME, GIVE ME STRENGTH *raising hands to the heavens*
The cat liked it for some reason, but she's a fuckin' wack job.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm.
nows the time when you cozy up next to your old friend, booze. hes always there for you :)
but surrsley, no drugs in stockholm?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm
hahahahahaha, Negreaux!
Any skate boards parks or Rasta wannabes in the area?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
alright guys, i'm outta here...talk to you soon...gotta get productive!
Submitted by cheetums on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:31pm.
hey bitchette! happy tuesday!
angel -- they took away our sick days cause of the fucking economy :(
ours too!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:01pm.
I agree 100%, that is why I have had to leave off and on, in order to keep my mouth shut. If it makes sense, you can always tell me what to do. This makes sense! : )
i am going on the record here...i don't find this or any other abusive behavior attractive...you can't spank me because you cursed somebody and you have a pretty face...i don't find that endearing...i find genuine kindness sexy...anybody can act like a petulant child...that's not anything out of the ordinary...i like a man that says thank you and holds the door for you...these are the men that i wanna rip the shirts off of
haha
let me smell yo dick....
I was licking a dick the other day and it was salty....I told my friend about it and she said dicks arent supposed to be salty...is she right?
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
this shit is too catchy! As for CB, yeah he has anger issues but I'd still hit it
Damn you, MK!
I WISH I could drop some E or any other damn soft drug for that matter.
I am in Stockholm, where it is colder than Leona Helmsley, and I cannot even find a joint to puff on.
this is forced rehab and it is NOT funny!
Is anyone here by chance in Stockholm?
Hook a Negreaux up!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Sluts are work are going bananas over the Free slam breakfast at Denny's today.