Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
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good luck! positive energy being sent your way...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
*cough* I'd still do him.
After Clarisse is done with him, of course.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:56pm.
the hollywood list of assholes continues to grow...lol
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LMAO..The more they remain in the public eye, the more their armor tarnishes. That's why the Hollywood of 'Old' had real publicists that kept their real personalities under the radar so no one would know what idiots they truly were.
I love dumb fucks. Just makes me feel smarter.
Good luck paris herpes. :)
*talking with my mouth full of Funyuns*
Christian is angry because he has to eat spicy food while on location. Are the Brits fond of spicy food?
*slurping my 64. oz red cherry Slurpee*
"The CB rant was wrong, but the song is so right. That shizzle made me LAUGH."
Too true, Hekki!
I flove the song.
And CB is definitely cemented his douche image with this, but fuck if he isn't good at his job. Ok, I will now stop trying to throw in positive things about him in my silly attempts to continue excusing this 'cause I like him.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:35pm.
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Sorry, I was referring to our resident pest.
==I wish I wish I wish peeps would stop "submitted by resident pest"'s name. Starve it of oxygen if you get my drift. When I see the name in the recent comments section, GAH! Far be it from me to tell a bitch what ta do...
Damn, i miss weed... Our dealer dissapeared of the face of the planet. So now we have no one. And it's not like to can walk around asking people who they get their shit from. We'll just have to be patient. Damn and we wanted some for Valentine's Day. Oh well... take a hit for me..
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:56pm.
the hollywood list of assholes continues to grow...lol
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
That was pretty fucking hilarious. Oh he's a douchenozzle, but boy his rant sure does make a catchy tune! lol
GOOD LUCK MS HERPES. You'll do great. I got a callback yesterday, so I'm hoping for an interview pretty soon too.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:37pm.
It's all over on all levels (lay offs) sorry and hope your friends are ok..
And I just found out that Rep. Alcee Hastings is trying to get a bill called HR 645 passed that is scary.. it's not getting much mainstream press but some detention centers are being built (on top of the @ 22 that already exist to detain illegals, which have people in them already..many peeps aren;t aware of these conveniently) which scared the hell outta me. I think the government knows rioting will not be far off (due to the plummeting economy/desperate people) and people will get hauled off if they get out of hand. It's happening around the world already; people are angry about the economic meltdown. I think shit will get scary real soon and the powers that be know it. Rant off:)
Here's a link about all of it here:http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?pageId=87757
The CB rant was wrong, but the song is so right. That shizzle made me LAUGH.
cannot keep up
posting too fast
brain too slow
oh fuk just swallowed gum
*seriously*
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
First of all . . . this song is WICKED! Made me smile the whole way through.
Second of all . . . does anyone remember that restraining order his mom and sister had against him and how we all thought that maybe they were blowing shit out of proportion?
Now, I kinda think there was something to that shit. Christian Bale is one insane motherfucker.
I'd better not listen to this on the drive home tonight.
@PSL: That's blasphemy (at least up here in the Great White North)...I wonder if Jethro11 knows.
@PH: Good luck!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Yeah, the song's fucking amazing for sure!
I really hope CB apologized. At the end of the day, I cannot justify his behaviour, but irrationally, I still love him.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
Didn't Christian Slater throw a phone and break a face?
slater is an asshole too, but the fat asshole i was thinking of is russell crowe...
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LMAO..so true.
Crowe is an arrogant fat bastid!
AAAARGGGHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! There is a company thinking of remaking "SLAP SHOT"!!!
Someone needs to send Bale in to tear them new assholes!
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
OH MY GOD! I want this for my itunes!
"what you don't fucking understand...".
I can see myself dancing to this.
"Everyone Loves a Fat Guy!" Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
Didn't Christian Slater throw a phone and break a face?
slater is an asshole too, but the fat asshole i was thinking of is russell crowe...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I loved the song... needs top 100 play.
Best ringtone ever.hope I'm next to you at the bar.
Yep, found my new workout song. Thanks MK!
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Best ringtone ever.hope I'm next to you at the bar.
I think Christian Bale is very sexy, and I'm sure he looked sexy as hell having a fit, with neck veins bulging and all. However, I'm disappointed by his lack of self control.
Thank you for posting that remix, it's great!
GRRRR I can't hear it til I go home..will someone sing it to me?
Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:48pm.
LOL,Thanks I guess.
sometimes you can't take it anymore....
I don't usually go off like that but A FUCKING QUARTER???
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:48pm.
Hey Grape! Did you get my email?
good luck ph!!! _____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:47pm.
NO FUCKING WAY!!
youre my hero. that is like every working stiff's fantasy.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
G'luck, PH!
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
Hugs and positive thoughts!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
i had one co-worker throw the f-bomb at me one day, and i threw him out of my office...no one should be cursed at, especially on your worksite...i imagine there's a law or at least a stipulation in the worker's contract regarding appropriate behavior on the job site...knowing that i would be held liable if this guy went off again, would make me think twice about hiring him...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
Wow, am I the only person that's ever had a temper tantrum besides Christian Bale???
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aw hellll no! I lose my shit daily. I think you guys have probly seen me throw a tantrum or two on this very blog!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
There's no reason to go off like that, unless you wait the whole fucking year for a raise and when the time comes they give you 25 cents per hour more...
It happened to me back in the day, when I saw my check I lost it, I started screaming at my boss and before I quit I pointed my finger at his face and I shouted: "and you can take that quarter and shove it up your ass", all in front of my costumers...
while I was walking to my car I realized what had just happened and I started laughing like a crazy person...
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Anyone listen to Mickey Avalon???
I listen to a couple of his songs a couple days ago and now im in looooovvvveeee....
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
AAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!
It's my new "fucking" THEME SONG!
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Michael K I LOOOOOOOVE you, and dude I would so stalk you except I'm lazy and that shit requires effort.
Ah..you are probably correct. Christian Slater trashed a room and was a wife beater, I think ..*twisted lip face*
PH- GOOD LUCK!
Paris Herpes: Thank you! It's not scandalous, but it's still the kind of tidbit I like to hear.
He shouldn't have promised anything further until it was all set up. She was probably thrilled to meet him in the first place - he didn't have to set her up for a disappointment.
Awww. I hope she got better...
cheetums, it's totally illegal for them to take away sick days. They could just shorten your week or make pay cuts which everyone is doing, but taking away sick days is not kosher.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
GOOD LUCK!!
Good Luck PH!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Mrs. G.:
Mozart's Diary Excerpts
Ate today. Good stuff, makes my farts really stinky.
Slept on the bed, again. Farted on his pillow cuz I know he really doesn't like me.
Got up. Went into living room. Shredded his side of the couch. Reason: see above.
Went to bathroom. Left big stinky one cuz I know the he has to clean the box.
SHE'S HOME!!!!!
Rubbed my head on her legs to mark his mine. Why doesn't he understand that?????
She and I watched TV ... with him.
He locked me out of the bedroom, again.
Deposited hairball in his shoe.
SHE'S GONE!!!!!
Must sleep, very depressed. Ahhh, bedroom door open.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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I've always thought how you treat people shows a lot about your own character, and he just showed me he's a fukn douche bag!
No one should have an ego big enough to think it's okay to trash someone especially for something so fukn stupid!
*no offense Christian luvrs*
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:43pm.
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
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*puts out the 'interview angels' all around you.
Good Luck Paris Herpes!!! Seriously!
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I never stay on topic :)
zappy, that would be Russell Crowe
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Goood luuuuck Paris Herpes!!! ♥
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