Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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I need a joint too
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
THIS SONG IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!
I have an interview @ 10:30am, wish me luck guys!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
hahaha I had my boss listen to this remix and I think I just scored big points with him!! He's cracking up and calling his wife to have her hear it. LOL!!!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Hey Miss Priss!
Christian needs a joint. A big fat honey rolled joing filled with the best high grade he can get. *drooling* BRB, snacktimes.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:41pm.
i wish i could put this song as my ringtone...
it's too bad that christian bale is now in the same asshole category as the phone thrower (his name is escaping me right now)...
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Didn't Christian Slater throw a phone and break a face?
have to say- i don't find CB all that hot. attractive, certainly, but doesn't do much for me.
i like em a little scruffy- a slightly younger version of viggo morteson (sp?)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
i wish i could put this song as my ringtone...
it's too bad that christian bale is now in the same asshole category as the the fat phone thrower (his name is escaping me right now)...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
this is pretty fucking funny!
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
This song is amAZing.
And I wish I could have been what Christian Bale came home to that night.
Sick?
Maybe.
Submitted by Chastity on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:37pm.
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Hmmm...I think I worked in that office. (Long time ago) The Dr. screamed at me once..DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING TELL ANYONE I'M NOT HERE WHEN I'M NOT HERE. okay..so what should I say? well the doctor is here..but not really here..so where the fuck is here? umm..up the cows ass for a milkshake perrrhaps?
Hekki, it's nothing scandalous. But it's something that happened to a friend of a friend of mine when she was about 12. Basically my friend's friend was diagnosed with cancer and while at the hospital she was in this program that basically granted their wishes to help with the healing process from chemo or whatever. So this girl was in love with Orlando Bloom and wanted to meet him. So the hospital got Orlando to come up and meet the girl and he did, plus he invited her to visit him on the set of his new movie (whatever it was @ the time). So he gave the girl's mom the number of his agent or whatever but he promised he would call them to arrange it. He never did anything, plus when the mom called his agent he had no idea what they were talking about. So basically Orlando Bloom decided he was too important after granting this girl's wish of meeting him. That is all.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:38pm.
Gotcha! It's trying my patience again today. I might have to leave!
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:36pm.
Just found out 3 more friends have lost their jobs..
WHY are Bush and Cheney in Jail?
and I LOVE Mayor Bloomberg and his Wall Street Pigs making hand over fist money for the last 8 yrs with a net worth of over 20 billion dollars he then has the gall to come tell us NY'ers that there are going to be massive cuts in services..
ALL these cunts need to be lined up and SHOT
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I know you meant: "WHY are Bush and Cheney NOT in jail?"
THEY TOTALLY SHOULD BE!!!!! ASSHOLES!!
amen to you on that!!
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I'm jealous of him, really am.
Few people get the chance to go off on the fuckers around them like him. I wish I could too and not suffer consequences.
Pretty sure he'll be applauded after going mental like that. Society rules only apply to the lesser beings like you and I. C'est la vie.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:35pm.
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Sorry, I was referring to our resident pest.
Edit-- I rest my case.
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he keep yelling because he was embarrassed been there done that
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Mrs. Gosling- Love your post! I can hear my cats thinking that now, eventhough they get to go outside every day!
Mrs. G
LOL, that was cute
I swear my cat wants to kill me too when he walks between my legs!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:28pm.
Forgive me dear, but I am a little clueless on this. I will be blunt, I have No idea what you mean, Sadly I need Cliff's Notes! Sorry. Try again, this time dumb it down for me! : )
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Ill dick it down for you...
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
American Psycho? More like Welsh Psycho ... baazziiiing.
Kinda makes me sad that he's an ass. The remix warms my heart, though. Fuck has been my favorite word since I was 9. No lie. Add that with a techo beat and you've got a perfect blend for awesomeness.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
Just found out 3 more friends have lost their jobs..
WHY are Bush and Cheney NOT in Jail?
and I LOVE Mayor Bloomberg and his Wall Street Pigs making hand over fist money for the last 8 yrs with a net worth of over 20 billion dollars running EVERY last mom and pop business out of town for another Starfux or another bank ATM , then they close the space ..
NOw he then has the gall to come tell us NY'ers that there are going to be massive cuts in services..
ALL these cunts need to be lined up and SHOT on Live TV.
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
Rikki Lake...I appreciating your point in the lighting guy messing up, even being an idiot.
BUt shit...in the real world this would be unbeleivable! Equal pay or position.
Imagine, THe boss sayin to the Office Temp
"What? You forwarded the wrong memo? YOU FUCKING USELESS PEICE OF SHIT! YOU CUNT...i WAS BUSY IN HERE AND YOU FUCKING INTERRUPTED ME...i WAS IN A MINDSET YOU STUPID CUNT BITCH...YOU LAZY IDIOT....DOES ANYBODY ELSE GET ME? WHO GETS ME? i AM THE EXEC AND THIS IS A LOUSY GOOD FOR NOTHING PEICE OF SHIT TEMP WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHE IS FUCKIN DOING! wHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF YOU IGNORANT SLUT BITCH WHORE? wHAT WERE YOU DOING? i WANT YOU OFF THE PREMISES! gET HER THE FUCK OUT OF HERE? dOES ANYONE GET ME? why why ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS???
I will punch your FUCKING FACE IN? YOU WANT ME TO FUCKIN KICK YOUR OVARIES OUT OF YOUR ASS??? YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE you lowdown PITIFUL CUNT SLUT BITCH, COME HERE! i WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE........"
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:32pm.
LOL! too funny and too true!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Sounds like girlfriend had a case of roid rage.
Hey Pot lung!!!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
no angel_i i still throw tantrums at the Bank of America in Old Town/Chicago. At least once a month they eff up something. Once it was a cash deposit that I made. Instead of 10,000 they only added 1000.
Christian Bale ain't got nothin on me.
I kid u not they eff up once a month and they say sorry (real lackluster) like its mcdonals and they gave u a coke instead of diet.
FUCK!!!! I just got upset all over again
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
Wow, am I the only person that's ever had a temper tantrum besides Christian Bale??? Really? I'm askeered of mahself, now!
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no worries, angel. many people have (me has), but few are recorded and broadcast primetime. thankfully
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Yeah, well I'm smart enuff to keep that shit to intimates without recording devices. Some directors would cream themselves at his ability to "let it all come through". LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
@ Mrs. Gosling
That's an oldie but a goody! Very cute.
Reminds me of my little yard kitty that I'm trying to 'catch' to get spayed and shots, etc. The little wench always comes to me and lets me even hold her until she saw the cage. The little wench is taunting me. Or she's reading my mind.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:28pm.
Forgive me dear, but I am a little clueless on this. I will be blunt, I have No idea what you mean, Sadly I need Cliff's Notes! Sorry. Try again, this time dumb it down for me! : )
Ha@Mrs.G: Funny!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I would love to go off on a fucking rant like that on all stupid people. I bet he slept good that nite.
Yes I need anger management
...and Xanax
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puppy side eye.
Give this bitch a GRAMMY!!!!
Feel good point in my life right now:
I love feeling my squirmy baby in my tummy bouncing and kicking and flopping around.
Makes my heart happy =D
LOL.. I know I'm not going to get any mommy points for this, but I just played the song and my one year old started to dance. He loves it. Pretty clever.. I wonder what he's going to say about it. Oh! Speaking of.. the view is talking about it right now.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:27pm.
I ate too much crap for lunch...I wanna barf.
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Whad u eat? Not peanutbutter crackers i hope!
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
Wow, am I the only person that's ever had a temper tantrum besides Christian Bale??? Really? I'm askeered of mahself, now!
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no worries, angel. many people have (me has), but few are recorded and broadcast primetime. thankfully
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angel_i!
LOL!
No....We just never had anyone record and release our tantrums!
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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
Missy / Pot Lung ?!?!?!
RIddle me this...is Pot Lung on my Myspace???
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Yes. :)
Funny E-mail thingy for you pet loving whores :) sorry for the long post!
Excerpts from a dog diary:
8:00 am -Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat diary
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
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I never stay on topic :)
Hey all,
I've been on this site less than a year and have wondered this for a while now:
Why does MK call Gwyneth Paltrow fishsticks?
hey bitchette! happy tuesday!
angel -- they took away our sick days cause of the fucking economy :(
haha, figures, right? never sick for yyyyeeeaaarrrrsss and THEN ...
and thank you :)
Michael K, every queen west OR east of the Mississippi knows it's "Barbra".
if he was goin to get backlash he won't now..the remix lightens the situation, i saw the humor yesterday w/o the remix. he's being a drama queen, its like he was being a character...playing the role of the "pissed of serious actor"
Thats what happens when u fuck up at work, u may get yelled at especially if ur boss is an ahole....and then u move on
I bet u the D of P will never get in anyone's line of sight during a scene again, lol.
And he's got a funny story to tell about diva bitch movie stars and workin in "the business".
I'm playin the remix again, i wish i could make ity my ringtone.
I heart angry Christian Bale more than regular Christian Bale
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
SIMON COWELL TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE LION-O from Thundercats there!!!!!
Wow, am I the only person that's ever had a temper tantrum besides Christian Bale??? Really? I'm askeered of mahself, now!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Missy / Pot Lung ?!?!?!
RIddle me this...is Pot Lung on my Myspace???
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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:26pm.
ughhhh, noooo. yeah ive heard they can really serious. the docta-man says if im not all better by tom. pm theyre haulin my ass to the hospital to make it sure it the shit doesnt leak out into my blood and create life-threatening shit. ... and im not so worried about that .... this shit just hurts!!
My favorite Cheech and Chong moment, filled with classic quotable quotes.
Up In Smoke
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:26pm.
*trying to be edifying* *not possible*
Hahahaha!
He was probably in character or something (not to dismiss his raging). I'm a little ADHD myself and when someone takes me out of my zone I go OFFFFF!