Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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devilgirl, ITA. Question: If one were to do a giant eye roll and the wind changed, would one's eyes stay like that? *GIANT EYE ROLL*
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@cheetums: And you're at work? Aw man. Dontcha got sick days for that...? I hope you feel better soon.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Chastity on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:21pm.
Mz CALIGULA! DONT YOU TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR!!! YOU ARE BEING TO KIND and WE DONT DO THAT ON THE DLIST. Straighten up, Dear.
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I can't help it! I'm almost like a Brangaloonie when it comes to him! But honestly, I do realize that he's not perfect & I think he definetly has some anger management issues that he needs to work on. Someone should have thrown a bucket of cold water on him when he was going off like that. Ya know, to cool him off. He is truly a gifted & admired actor, & maybe he's let that go to his head & inflate his ego, which causes him to behave like a douchey asshole. Either way, I'm still gonna watch his movies & I'd still fuck him.
I realize that I should be angry & hate him, but for the life of me I just can't do it.
You resurrected Pot Lung??!!!
I so wish I didn't have to go to work.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:23pm.
GOOD NEWS OF MY DAY:
I finally bought 3 packs of socks (6pr per pack) for me and my husband to share. NO MORE HOLES!
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I LOVE NEW SOCKS!! Good for you!
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Ricki Lake!
BINGO.
Sandbitch,
You know these 'method actors'.
*le sigh*
Mrs. Caligula,
Right on. This shit took place 5-6 months ago when Bales family was trying to shake him down for cash. Not sure why it's been leaked now? I would say publicity, but I've never know Bale to suck corporate cock before...
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hello sluts!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I ate too much crap for lunch...I wanna barf.
Paris Herpes: You have something to tell us about Orlando Bloom. Spill it now! We haven't forgotten, and I will hound you to the ends of the earth until you tell us.
All right, I won't really do that, but I'm curious. Pretty pleeeeease.....
I prefer screaming ranters to silent hitters.
CB's A-OK in my book.
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Submitted by Pot Lung on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:19pm.
*trying to be edifying* *not possible*
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The Cure: “A Forest”
Submitted by cheetums on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:24pm.
chef & angel ... if this makes u feel any better about your families illnesses ...
i have a fucking VERY painful kidney infection and im at work. (grrrrr) and the dr is talkin bout puttin my ass in the hospital. wtf, man? how did i manage that??
wanna swap illnesses????
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did u read the story about the model in Brazil who had a kidney infection, which morphed into some deadly infection which prompted doctors to cut off her hands and feet and remove a large part of her internal organs before she died like a week later?
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
angel_i
yup forgot the ear infection. Eewww.. we deserve a vacation!
FUCK! *notices certain poster is here, slams door*
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:23pm.
missy, who is pot lung?
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:21pm.
I didnt pay him much mind but he then said in fron of one of my managers and I was like wtf? I didnt even do anything! and he kept referring to some other chick that works here and when I told him she no longer works here hes like oh well SHE knew what she was doing!
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I never stay on topic :)
This tune is catchy as hell! Going on the playlist!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:23pm.
Riddle me this, how come british CB is cussin' in Merkin?
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He's Welsh. Apparently they gots halfway accents.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
@ Mrs. Gosling: You should have lowered your voice and countered with 'You're lucky you don;t meet me someday in a dark alley"
Now I love the crafty little fuckers on the internet who do shit like this. LOVE. Probably some 14 yr old kid. It's funny. I agree with whoever said he played American Psycho role a little too well. Maybe like all great actors he's just really insane.
Wonder if this is going to affect his career? Regardless I kind of love him more now. It's funny from afar at least.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:20pm.
Nuthin' much. Just doing some hood rat stuff this past weekend and trying to say outta trouble.
What about you? Still workin' for da man?
parisherpes, shes one of our beloved posters whos been on dlisted sabbatical :)
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:18pm.
This guy came into work today and tried to imply that I was "lucky" to have a job (which in this economy I am I guess) the way he said it though was implying that i sucked at what i do and therefore he didnt understand why I still worked here....people are so rude sometime
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Thats a strange response.....despite what you see on here im quite shy and dont open my mouth when I notice things are afoul...maybe he just has some gusto and was noting what he saw, un fearful that hed look like a jerk if he did so....
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
chef & angel ... if this makes u feel any better about your families illnesses ...
i have a fucking VERY painful kidney infection and im at work. (grrrrr) and the dr is talkin bout puttin my ass in the hospital. wtf, man? how did i manage that??
wanna swap illnesses????
Ooops never mind my last post, I didn't catch it was also open post.
Riddle me this, how come british CB is cussin' in Merkin?
GOOD NEWS OF MY DAY:
I finally bought 3 packs of socks (6pr per pack) for me and my husband to share. NO MORE HOLES!
<3Go Me!<3
Why didn't that guy tell Chris to STFU??he had to know he was fired.dumshirt =)
i'm feeling pukey but happy w/Chris Frants. :xD
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I don't know why people assume that because Christian Bale is a celebrity and the other guy is not, suddenly the other guy must be great or competent or in the right just because Christian is yelling. Yeah, the dude has anger management problems, but it seems as if this director of photography or whatever had a habit of walking into the scene all the time. I mean, come on - how professional IS that really? So yeah, uh, it's a crazy rant, but...that's not exactly a mistake you would think someone would make, especially repeatedly. I would be annoyed as fuck too. (Just because Christian makes a lot more money than the other dude doesn't mean they don't both have to do their jobs well.)
missy, who is pot lung?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Bale, meh. I think our resident Charles Manson does it way better.
I forgot about Babs tell her a few in her audience to fuck off when they heckled her for making a GW Bush joke.
luv it. actors are overpaid meat puppets
mmmm angry-sex with CB.. hmmmmmmm
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He reminds me of Mr. L!!!
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Mz CALIGULA! DONT YOU TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR!!! YOU ARE BEING TO KIND and WE DONT DO THAT ON THE DLIST. Straighten up, Dear.
Tell me puhleeeeeze if Bale was stressed from his going off on his mom and sis....what caused him to do that....does this chain ever stop and lie on his overinflated shoulders.
He needs a good bullwhipping and then he can be an actor again....if he promises to be goooood.
The lighting and Gaffers should have someone on Standby with a tranquilizer gun, in case he starts flipping off again.
Maybe we can put a shockcollar on him, like they do on dogs and when he starts up we can ZAP! the hell out of him.
Just sayin.
We can tattoo an ASSHOLE picture on his forehead.
I hate him! I hate him!
(I still want to have sex with him.)
Mrs. Gosling, that douchebag was probably jeaous because you still have a job. Don't mind him and his rudeness.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm
lets compare, shall we?
common cold- 2 kids
dehydration (ER visit)-1 kid
Norovirus -1 kid
Parainfluenza resulting in severe lar-en-gitis (lol)- me
Adult Norovirus aka "The Stomach Bug"- hubby
maybe chalking this one up to 23 wks preggo but now when I eat I feel naceous =(
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Oy - well, I don't gots no fancy names and I also have a weird set up where half of my "family" lives across the street(long story;p) 2 adults, two kids
But we had
Common cold
Ear infection - massive
Bronchitis
That stomach bug thing
And a mystery stomach/headache disease that is minor but persistent and is now looking like a stomach bug to be (hopefully) diagnosed tomorrow. I think it could be toxins.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Too funny!
POT LUNG! I summoned the dlisted no-gods to ask you to show up AND IT WORKED!!
whatup mama!!♥♥
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ricki lake, maybe you should watch American Psycho to get turned on right then.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Why did Christian Bale flip out?. I never thought he was such a diva douche, what a disappointment. Give that dumbass a free pass to the anger management class.
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Submitted by uglysexy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:16pm.
Haven't heard a Harangue like that since Alec Baldwin Chewed out his
Daughter on her Phonemail ;p
But seriously...sometimes crew wanders around crackin freakin jokes
and snickering....
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but people who get out of control like that always have a reason for it, and the reason is always someone elses doing.
there will always be things that happen that arent part of your plan. If you explode like that, youve got fucking problems and you should be contained.
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Missy! ♥♥ Me love you long times.
Song gets me horny!
Work!!!!!!!
He looks like a violent ranter, he might want to try anger management classes. I forgot to listen to the rant last nite, maybe tonite ill get around to it.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hi everybody.
what are we talking about today?
I hate Boston fucking weather, yesterday was fucking 40 degrees and today I'm covered in fucking snow today/ and that fucker yesterday said I have 6 more weeks of this.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This guy came into work today and tried to imply that I was "lucky" to have a job (which in this economy I am I guess) the way he said it though was implying that i sucked at what i do and therefore he didnt understand why I still worked here....people are so rude sometime!
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I never stay on topic :)
SO HILAR
Haven't heard a Harangue like that since Alec Baldwin Chewed out his
Daughter on her Phonemail ;p
But seriously...sometimes crew wanders around crackin freakin jokes
and snickering....I saw James Woods stop a set and lecture them before
for those sorts of Transgressions...But he was much more polite ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm
lets compare, shall we?
common cold- 2 kids
dehydration (ER visit)-1 kid
Norovirus -1 kid
Parainfluenza resulting in severe lar-en-gitis (lol)- me
Adult Norovirus aka "The Stomach Bug"- hubby
maybe chalking this one up to 23 wks preggo but now when I eat I feel naceous =(
fuck. 4 weeks? i have NEVER experienced the illness I had in my ENTIRE life. I'm like WTF?!?!?!
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.
Naw, still find this infantile rant as obnoxious and indefensible as I did yesterday.
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I agree. Too many adult people act like this and think its ok. Its not.
People yell like that because of power. They CAN and they know theyll get away with it. Its abuse.
I hate entitled assholes.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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