Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix

The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.

Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!

Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by blah on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:16pm.

LMFAO!! That was brilliant!!!

Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:15pm.

suh-weet!

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:14pm.

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Naw, still find this infantile rant as obnoxious and indefensible as I did yesterday.

No one, and I mean no one, has the right to treat another person like this.

Word. Dude has major indefensible issues.

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm.

I love me some Christian Bale, but goddamn that shit was funny. It kinda puts in perspective how ridiculous & uncalled for his rant was.

Normally I don't like to make excuses to this kind of diva behavior from stars, but I have read that he went on that rant shortly after he had all the trouble with his mother & sister, so maybe he was just stressed, but I suppose that's still not a very good excuse.

Oh well, still can't hate him. He's handsome & a great actor, imo. Hopefully by now he's realized how silly & childish he was being & has chilled the fuck out.

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm.

i hate the fact that those 8 babies are recieving breastmilk from a storage supply and that the fucking mother probably isnt even contributing any of her own. selfish cunt.

ps- im not hating on the little babies tho.

Submitted by JennyBoom on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm.

Umps umps umps umps! PLUR baby!! Now back to the Octopussy whack job post and refreshing it every 2 minutes..

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm.

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

I hate the fact that eveyone in my family has been sick with different illnesses for the past 2.5 weeks.

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Same...only we've gone on and off for the last 4:(

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by Sartastic on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm.

Damn this song has a beat! I can't stop dancing. I still think he's a dick though! *continues dancing in seat*

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:11pm.

CB would fit right in at dlisted. CHARLES MANSON, YOU HAVE SOME COMPETITION

Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:11pm.

Sorry, this just makes Christian Bale even more hot. Now I can fantasize about him hittin' it from behind while actually physically hitting me as well! Plus all the dirty "fucking" talk that would pour out of his filthy, filthy mouth. I like to pretend he is like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho in bed. I would let him bite the shit out of me, beat me with clothes hangers, and drop a chainsaw on my head any day of the week. *purr*

Submitted by MakeIt6 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

I keep playing this over and over again...so catchy!

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

I hate the fact that eveyone in my family has been sick with different illnesses for the past 2.5 weeks.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

Christian Bale is gunna be in that Terminator Movie right? I just saw the trailer for it and he looked pretty dam hot..and that voice...

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Submitted by 54 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

The people in my office think I'm nuts - I just busted out loud when i heard this

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

That was fucking awesome! The little speech bubbles were the cherry on top the fucking sundae!

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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:09pm.

I hate it when people say they cant give up meat.

Submitted by bensucks on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:09pm.

I love this remix, it has a great beat! LMAO

Ahhh Christian consider yourself fucked!!!

Submitted by Callan on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

So fucking amazing.

He could tell me to shut the fuck up anytime. I don't care how big of an asshole he is. He's still the hottest guy alive. I don't need to be friends with him, I just want to look at him.

Submitted by OXA on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Sartastic on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Oooh!! Now this is HOT!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

I was - looking at the lights.

LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Fantastic.

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Take a walk? I don't need to take a fuckin walk! Let's not take a fuckin minute! Let's go again! FUCK!!

*adjust foil hat*

Let me just say, I doubt Christian Bale was the first actor to throw a tizz...Just unlucky enough to have it caught on tape and released.

As far as him never getting another gig, right. Wait for that.

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Naw, still find this infantile rant as obnoxious and indefensible as I did yesterday.

No one, and I mean no one, has the right to treat another person like this.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Fuck fuck FUCK!!! Fuckity fuck fuck

There's something about that fucking word I tells ya...so invigorating

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:07pm.

Yeah, BABAY! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

I wasn't gonna love this so much but now I SO do! I appreciate it now! YAY me!

You see now - THIS is education at it's finest:)

PS.Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!!
(Typo but he's keeping it:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by p-sav on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:07pm.

Here is another fine remix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFjz6JfACk

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:07pm.

speaking of getting a new asshole ripped, CB's little rant was featured on the Today show.

possibly see a new career direction coming, but i can't think what it will be

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:06pm.

Brills! What a fucking fucking dick.

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