Vivica Fox Is Not The New Dionne Warwick
Early this morning, I had a half-dream that I was trying to read the future by looking into Vivica Fox's crystal ball forehead. When I fully woke up, it made complete sense to me that she was whoring herself out to the SLYCIC (shout out to God Warrior!) Friends Network. But just when I got on board with Vivica's new career move, I find out that she says the whole thing is fraudulent!
Vivica told Black Voices she "is no friend of The Psychic Friends Network." and went to say that she never authorized them to use her "likeness, footage, voice and photographs as an endorsement of their service." Vivica also told them to read her hairline and stop using her shit to push their fakery. She didn't give any explanation as to how they magically got a hold of video of her endorsing that fakery.
You know, those Psychic Friends skills must be authentic, because they were able to look into the future to put this infomercial together!! Because we all know that this is exactly where Viv's career is going. How else are you going to follow up Glam God?
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Submitted by blkbabe34 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:04pm.
Cut the shit already! James Haven rarely gets in here and you are ruining his good time now beat it!
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I like her coral lipstuffs and her snowy white teeth.
Submitted by alleykat on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:25pm.
Thanks for that! I had a good laugh.
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Well, Dionne Warwick had some genuine talent and some real hits back in the day. She could probably pull off a comeback if she wanted to. Vivica is -- was -- beautiful, but....
Although she was funny on "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
extra-strength visine would be a more suitable endorsement deal for ms. fox.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
She looks like Ty-Ty crossed with Grace Jones. Obvious sign of craziness.
Vivica's fake color contacts and too-tight wig placements are interfering with her thought process. Or it's the silly-putty in her fake rack that has migrated to her brains.
OMG, she is so full of shit. And her hairline scares me.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
Hello? She is speaking into the camera. Viv, at least make up a lame excuse about how this was a skit for MadTV that didn't make the final cut!
Her hairline recedes according to how much plastic surgery she gets. Right?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:27pm.
Bitch, what? Viv's hair must be pulled too tight because she is clearly getting paid by the Psychics to endorse their shit. Maybe she thought it was only going to air in Japan or some shit.
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Good point. What Vivica really means is "bitch, you forgot to pay me for American commercials. Where's my money?"
Just how good is this PFN?
After all, if they truly are psychic then they should be able to divine my phone number and call ME instead of me having to call them.
Also, why didn't they divine the demise of Dionne's career?
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puppy side eye.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:18pm.
This is a little off topic, but regarding colored contacts- I have brown eyes, dark ones, and I have tried colored contacts and they have never done shit for my eyes, except made me kida hazely. I got very expensive ones years ago, violet, turquoise, and blue, and they all looked the same, hazel. How do these celebs get their eyes so bleeping bright? I paid good money at a good opthalmologists(sp? too lazy to look up) and all I got was dark hazel!
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Not that I know, just guessing..I think they make them differently now. I've seen many very dark eyed women with gray or blue/gray contacts.
ohhhhhhhh dayum!!!! Looks like the crazy got her...
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Clevelandsports ~ Was!! She is still a piece of trash..........there is no "was" about it!
Bitch, what? Viv's hair must be pulled too tight because she is clearly getting paid by the Psychics to endorse their shit. Maybe she thought it was only going to air in Japan or some shit.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Vivica is full of shit! Just so happens you walk onto a sound stage, talk about PFN, and get a paycheck. Now you deny it. Didn't you also deny that you were not caught on a video phone sucking some guy's dick less than a year ago? Didn't you also say you were the one who left 50 Cent when he said he dropped because you were a bossy ho?
People tend to forget that Vivica was street trash before she became an actress. The bitch has never had any class.
mitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:16pm.
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At least you can READ my name. Most ignint bitchez think it's "vulva".
A skullet is a skull/mullet. AKA way more than a fivehead.
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LMAO..um..thanks for the compliment?! lol..
Oh a skullet!...learn somethin new every day!
This is a little off topic, but regarding colored contacts- I have brown eyes, dark ones, and I have tried colored contacts and they have never done shit for my eyes, except made me kida hazely. I got very expensive ones years ago, violet, turquoise, and blue, and they all looked the same, hazel. How do these celebs get their eyes so bleeping bright? I paid good money at a good opthalmologists(sp? too lazy to look up) and all I got was dark hazel!
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:16pm.
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At least you can READ my name. Most ignint bitchez think it's "vulva".
A skullet is a skull/mullet. AKA way more than a fivehead.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Tangeline ~ There, I corrected it for you! No, that is not what I said or meant!
I have met this racist bitch and not only is she a wannabe "diva" she loathes whites! She wants to be white so bad.............
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:12pm.
I still think bitch has a skullet.
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First of all, I really love your name it makes me laugh. I'm surprised I haven't screamed out my uvula personally..
And ..what's a skullet? lmao.
I guess she has to return those 'tacts now!
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I still think bitch has a skullet.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:11pm.
@ DALLAS..
Wearing blue contacts make you racist?
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well, Paris wears them, so maybe Dallas is on to something!
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Take those damn blue contacts off your eyes.
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She is one racists bitch!!!!!!
Is channeling the spirit of Sean Young's lame campaign to be Catwoman?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6cd6j_sean-young-catwoman_shortfilms
Julie Newmar, where are you when we need you?
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@ DALLAS..
Wearing blue contacts make you racist?
OK..
Vivica is sparkly, right down to the fivehead.
That sound you just heard was Eartha Kitt rolling over in grave and hissing at Vivica's costume.
http://www.fritzliess.com/assets_c/2008/08/batcdtk884a-thumb-500x375.jpg
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I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall, where I can see it all, find out who ya call.Lead you to the supermarket, check out some specials and rat food.Get lost in the crowd. One Way or Another...
Maybe they hypnotized her into doing it so she's not really responsible for her actions.
"I was trying to read the future by looking into Vivica Fox's crystal ball forehead."
Michael K, i love you!
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Me thinks she saw the future and it looked too bleek to continue her PFN affiliation.
too much plastic surgery is what happened to Viv.
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
please bitch...viv needs to be a woman and own up that here bills need to be paid like everybody elses...she knows she did that shit...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
wow what happened to viv?