Afternoon Crumbs

JenJen is looking like Barbra Streisand.

Ugh, MK, could you put a warning up when there's a big headshot of Aniston? I almost puked.

Like Horsie's, her looks have been over-rated. None of her features could stand up to Vivienne Leigh's, Ava Gardner's, or Rita Hayworth's. Ordinariness is passing for beauty a lot these days.

I think the camera was shoved in Jen's face. Makes her look a little off. Her suit is great. But that choker necklace around her neck is irritating the hell out of me. I just want to rip it off her neck b/c it looks like it's squeezing the shit out of her. Great hair, great hair, great hair.... plus good sense of humor!

Jesum Crow!
Could Lainey be a bigger bitch?

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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.

I am a gorgeous girl, like dancing,hiking,making friends and sometime camping. Welcome to view my photo under the name "candice544" on www.BlackWhiteKiss.com where many black or white singles seeking love online.

the only thing i could say nasty about jen is that she seem so niccccceeeeeee - ain't that the kiss of death!

RE Lohan's blog, Answer me this: do people really send text messages that are that long? I've never gotten a text that was more than one line.

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i think jen is gorgeous and healthy looking and the fact that the fat fuck hates her soo much makes me love her more, i wish i looked like her now ("no shit!!!" i hear you cry! lol) nevermind when im her age!

loved her in office space, friends with money and the good girl as well - i like her doing the darker roles

Angelina Jolie is so much more fun to take the piss out of because there's so many more reasons to hate the bitch.

I thought Maniston always wore her hair down to camouflage her chin and jaw. Now we know it is to hide the dumbo ears, too.

She actually looks better than she usually does. I like the suit. Her boobs look very low hanging though - kind of like Courtney's.

I think Jennifer Aniston's pretty. Lately, she's been looking better than Angelina Jolie.

I kind of like that she's more on the sarcastic side. It makes her more interesting and realistic. I think she handled herself better than I would've toward Brangelina. I'd have cut a bitch.

Anyway.

Alessandra Ambrosio is full of shit. All the models protest way too much to not have some weird eating quirk. Look at Tyra. Even though Tyra Banks still doesn't look fat, she gained about thirty pounds. If she didn't need to watch what she ate and didn't exercise compulsively, her weight wouldn't have caught up to her. The other ones are either caught snorting coke or eventually confess to an eating disorder.

This bitch will be on Oprah in a few years, "exposing" the modeling industry she once was so loyal to, and there will be another fatgate.

If all the fat girls supposedly eat their feelings, then all the skinny models yack them up or starve themselves. It's always stricken me as a little bit inconsistent that since everyone's so concerned about obesity, that the world isn't on a witch hunt for skinny bitches who boast about eating whatever they want or never exercising, since that lifestyle causes obesity.

I guess that since they don't have to watch what they eat to maintain a healthy weight, that they're exempt from criticism from anti-fat Nazis. If a fat girl said she ate whatever she wanted and said she never exercised, imagine the shit storm that would generate.

But, as long as she looks good on the outside that's all that matters, which is why I think the concern about obesity is an excuse to be shallow and to encourage anyone even just a little bit overweight to fucking hate themselves.

No-one ever says anything about a healthy lifestyle when models talk about not getting exercise or eating junk food.

I like Jen, but get a fucking new do.

Wow, she's got that nervous energy and false cheerfulness of a woman tormented by thoughts of biological clock. Bad memories...

She must be picky or hard to get along with, as it would be pretty easy for her to hook up.

The Posh Special is also known as Mend It Like Beckham.

Just so you know what to ask for :)

Rocket ~ I'm in love!!!!! Are you aware that the Sealyham Terrier won "Best In Show" last weekend!! I was not aware of them until I was watching the show this past weekend. I am such a dog lover and have been looking at what kind of Terrier to get since, Terrier's are such great dog's.
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Yes, that Sealyham is my little girl Sealy's daddy and William's uncle. They are great little dogs. I've always had mutts, but I saw a Sealy many years ago at a dog show and vowed to one day have one. They are a little difficult to find.

I loved that montage utilizing all those popular songs and working them into the four cords from Journey.....

I read somewhere that the most popular songs EVA, use just four cords....people are simple like that....no Bach nocturnes for most!

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I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!

heres the thing about these bitches saying "I dont diet or excersise" (see, I cant even SPELL that evil word!)

Its true, but there are probably obsessive eating and activity components in her life that are second nature to her and therefore nothing like "diet" or "working out"

Like my friend. She's gorgeous, very tall, very thin. She never "diets" but Ive never seen her overeat. She doesn't starve herself, but eating is never a priority. She derives more pleasure in being thin than eating.

She walks her dog every day for at least an hour. So she technically never works out, but an hour walk 7 days a week sure sounds like a workout to me.

So she had a baby, and her body went back to normal pretty much right away. She's still rail thin, and she never works out or diets, but she's constantly, subconciously, obsessing about being skinny.

Thats how you do it.

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Rocket ~ I'm in love!!!!! Are you aware that the Sealyham Terrier won "Best In Show" last weekend!! I was not aware of them until I was watching the show this past weekend. I am such a dog lover and have been looking at what kind of Terrier to get since, Terrier's are such great dog's.

Submitted by Miami on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:25pm.
Anydwarf Ales Ambrosio is such a liar! All models starve themselves and work out. Who is she fucking kidding with those lies?! And she had a baby to boot. Does she think we buy her sitting eating potato chips and playing video games all day?! Child please!

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I agree 100% & call bullshit on Alessandra Ambrosio. You don't have a kid & then magically get your body back into perfect shape within a short period of time by doing nothing just because you have "good genes" or "high metabolism". She's either working out and/or starving herself. And I'm also gonna go so far as to say that she probably had a tummy tuck, but I could be wrong about that one.

I’m not an overwhelming fan but I though Aniston looked great in the rest of the pics.

Ugh. Clicking on that link reminded me of how much I despise Lainey; a grown ass woman who in person presents and talks like a developmentally delayed 15 year old. And since she could be at best be described as Lucy Liu’s far less attractive, cross eyed sister she has some nerve mocking the looks of any celebrity.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:38pm.
Pink is the new blog is the biggest Shitney Ass Kisser. Barf

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That's why I stopped going to his site Then I saw the posts where he's talking about moving with his boyfriend and that also reminded my of why I stopped going over there. I know people like to share their happiness and all but he annoys me with his. He's always talking about himself and all the things he does with his frends,etc. I think moreso than Perez. Turn off.

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Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:06pm.

the black and white cookie of the dog world!

num num num thpit (hair)

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

Pink is the new blog is the biggest Shitney Ass Kisser. Barf

LMFAO. Dopey.

Simon C is said to be hung.

Is there photographic evidence of this?

Discuss!

Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:51pm.
I like her (Jen) because Perez Hilton hates her. Good enough for me.

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Precisely. He's just jealous that he can't have John. That really took his hate up a notch. He's an undersexed fat fuck

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I really don't have a problem with Aniston. I liked her in Office Space and The Good Girl (where she got to have sex with my Jakey). And if Perez and the loons at JJ hate her, that's an even better reason to like her. LOL

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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!

re Jen's fuller face. It's just PMS bloat.

OMG, she *does* look like Dopey!

And Katie looks horrible. She tries so hard to look like Posh, but only ends up looking like Fail.

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I may be alone but i really think she is pregnant.

"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"

Rocket, is that your dog on the avie? If so, what kind is it?

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That's my Sealyham Terrier, William.

Jen has a great body , great hair and pretty eyes but she is a butterface.

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

you dont have to work out when you're living on cocaine and aderall.

"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"

Submitted by yiooooooo on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:00pm.
is obvious that Alexandra does not work out she does it the natural way by starving herself and trowing up .

Hee hee, yeah the model workout of starvation, throwing up, coke and cigarettes.

ubmitted by yiooooooo on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:00pm.

is obvious that Alexandra does not work out she does it the natural way by starving herself and trowing up .
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plus Friends sucked.

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I like Jen better than Spankelina and Fart Pitt. However, she has that whiney, needy, sarcastic you need a bitch slap thing going on, a little bit.

is obvious that Alexandra does not work out she does it the natural way by starving herself and trowing up .

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

Rocket, is that your dog on the avie? If so, what kind is it?

She should lie, it just makes her sound stupid. Even prior to pregnancy working out is a model job requiremen especially with v.s.

Aniston doesn't bother me. Let her live her life.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

I really dont like aniston. Im just as sick of her as I am brad and a. voight.

Plus shes never been in any movies I like excpet office space.

Brad is the only one of the 3 that is tolerable. Both Voigt and Aniston can just disappear for all I care.

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I wish that I could have gotten the "Posh Special" after I had my kiddies. And Rebecca put on spandex that way no one could call spanx.

hahahaha. dopey the dwarf. god it's scary how astute mk is, sometimes. spot on. i wish ambrosio would stfu and just do her job, whatever that is.

I like her (Jen) because Perez Hilton hates her. Good enough for me.

that's fine by me, snowy!

have a good day, PSL!

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Jennifer is lookin' alittle manly

Hysteria I'm not Jen hater btw, I know she likes to smoke so she's ok with ME! :) It's just the chin was calling out to me!

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