Be Still My Heart
At this second, this is the most glamorous and gorgeous woman on my monitor. Yes, I know after a few mouse clicks, I'll be saying the same thing about another broad, but let's not think about that right now. Let's live in this moment and gaze deep into Claudia Cardinale's stunning eyebrows. I must also mention her immaculate lip liner which goes perfectly with her beautiful roasted corn teeth. THIS is a woman.
I am not familiar with this ravishing creature, so I sashayed on over to Wikipedia and entered in her name. After the words "GORGEOUS BEAUTY" popped up in huge shiny letters, I read on and learned that she's an Italian actress who was in 8 1/2. Hmmm. I bet she knows Sophia Loren. And I bet they ARCH rivals. They stand across the room from each other at parties, slowly arching their beautiful eyebrows at each other. An eyebrow duel to the finish.
Here's the Jewel of Tunisia with some jolly pepaw and "Lambertz Monday Night party" at Alter Wartesaal - inside
Cologne, Germany - 02.02.09')" onmouseout="UnTip()">Jacqueline Bisset at a party in Germany last night. I'm serious. The eyebrows. I can't breathe.
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Scurry!!
Feng Shui is the new Astrology!
btw the jolly pepaw is german actor mario adorf.
I Googled Claudia Cardinale out of fascination and found out she is 70 and used to be extremely hot. I give her props for trying! She hasn't aged quite as well as Sophia Loren but I hope I'm that hot at 70.
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Well, if Jolly Pepaw don't work out, I hear Michael Douglas is about to be free.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
The short bus version of Sophia Loren
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I can't believe you people didn't know who Claudia Cardinale was.
She looks terrible recently! Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club '^^^^^^^millionaireloves.com^^^^^^^' not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:02pm.
Just got this Tiggs--you know I luvs you too!!
*smooches*
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
She may have been attractive when she was younger but someone needs to tell her she looks ridiculous now. Good Lord, does she own a mirror? She looks like the cryptkeeper in drag.
Check out the main photo - I LOVE her choppers (bottom set)....wouldnt you think someone like that would be able to afford implants?? On the other hand, maybe she likes to take them out when she's doing sexy times...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
The jolly old fart is Mario Adorf.
I googled some of her older pictures, and she was really pretty.
I love the way all the women did their makeup back then. Why can't we go back to that?
The other woman is Jacqueline Bisset, if I am not mistaken. One picture, two legends. As a blonde I regretfully have to say that brunettes usually age better. Mediterranean women especially, have a sense of style that is not affected by time. I read about their beauty secrets once: always buy your clothes one size up to prevent panty lines and sausage rolls, keep your clothing simple but elegant, accessories make your look complete, but never over accessorize, get a good haircut and pick a signature perfume.
those eyebrows are perfection
www.thatshideous.com
She looks terrible recently! Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club '^^^^^^^millionaireloves.com^^^^^^^' not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.
not so hot now butttttttttt....
Clauida, Henry, Charles, Jason
Once Upon a Time In The West
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0064116/
Tagline:There were three men in her life. One to take her... one to love her... and one to kill her.
hot hot hot. :)
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Meh, Gina Lollobrigida was hotter...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sometimes it's better to have never been a beauty at all. Goddamn, age can be a mother fucker.
Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:03pm.
Yikes her show polish black hair is a real turn on too. It brings out her winkles to the max. Why do older women do this? No one has hair that color. They need to go lighter with the hair and is softens their whole look. But then, Chola eyebrows can't be helped by much and yellow teeth likewise.
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You have to understand the mentality. She probably really thinks she could pass for 40 or 35 on a good day...I kid you not. That's how these whores think...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yikes her show polish black hair is a real turn on too. It brings out her winkles to the max. Why do older women do this? No one has hair that color. They need to go lighter with the hair and is softens their whole look. But then, Chola eyebrows can't be helped by much and yellow teeth likewise.
Where did all the Oly go?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Sammikatz on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
Back off and get some class!
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Or, back off and get some embalming.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh.no.you.din't. AHAHAHAHAHA! You evil, evil whore...
YOU, jiggy, I will have you know are MAAAAAAHVELOUS! Don't change a hair for me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh no no no, my dahling Claudia, that Venus-flytrap-looking-pose-i.e.-your-mouth-is-just-gaping-open-like-Parasite-Hilton's-vajayjay is very unsexy!
mk, do drag queens make you horn ay?
enquirering minds want to know.
Submitted by Sammikatz on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
Back off and get some class!
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Or, back off and get some embalming.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by Bella on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:23pm.
And yeah, I remember Claudia from Once upon a time in the West, she was gorgeous. And still looks pretty good for her age.
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Agreed. Claudia was beautiful and Once upon a time is a great movie. I might just rent it again to watch. Much better than Benjamin Button or New Disnay adventures of starlets.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
*None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free-goethe*
Submitted by Sammikatz on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:09pm.
Well said Sammi! Miss Faye Dunaway is one of the all time greats! Even Angie was peeved over this! Angie was hoping to play Bonnie but she realized it would be hard to fill Ms. Dunaway's shoes. Literally! she wore a size 10 and Angie is an 8!
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You people that are making fun of her need to be horsewhipped! She was one of the most beautiful women in the world. All beauty fades. And I think she looks phenomenal for her age. Would you rather see her with blue hair and those tight little ringlets all old women wear? She looks fantastic. She's keeping her appearance up the best way she can while age takes its toll on skin and muscles. She's still a beauty and considering her age, she is fabulous! Back off and get some class!
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You know how some old men have eyebrows that jut out in all directions?
Yes ladies, we are not immune to such horrors as we age. Some times they grow straight out of your brow, like they are reaching out for more. The only thing you can do is annihilate them. What you are left with is brow pencil or powder. You do the best you can and go on living.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:58pm.
Hey James, good to see you!
I heard that Angie and Brad are moving to Long Island NY. Is that a good or bad idea?
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Evenin' Manny! Long time no see.
Yes Brad and Angie are on the move AGAIN! It's just more unpacking for James Haven. They are too cheap and paranoid to hire people to pack their crap so James Haven has to do it all. No worries though because as James Haven is a packin' he's also a throwin' - as in out! James Haven throws out everything that Brad owns. You had to see him going crazy on our last move. He had no underwear and realized it only moments before the limo arrived to take him and Angie to a premiere! James Haven had a big laugh when the camera's rolled over Brad picking his trousers out of his crack. Clint Eastwood caught him doing it and gave him the stinkeye! Good times!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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She was the smutty New Orleans whore who came out West to get married, in Once Upon a Time in the West. The best goddamn Western ever made.
Hey James, good to see you!
I heard that Angie and Brad are moving to Long Island NY. Is that a good or bad idea?
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:52pm.
Viva! SmOOches** long time no see! How are you sweets?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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OMG! forget about claudia (who btw looks great ffs shes 70!! jesus ...) anyways what about Jacqueline Bisset!!! absolutely beautiful!!
JAMES HAVEN! Hi, it's the artist formerly known as Viva La Lohan, how ya doing???
You think that you the shit but you really just the potty
James Haven believes this woman is in desperate need of a Mary Kay Makeover!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
she makes an interesting looking Memaw.
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I don't know when I've been so scared of a face.
That said, I'm down with the jolly Pepaw.
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If it's good enough for a Jolly Pepaw, it's good enough for you, dammit!
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Werd, Tigger. Werd.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
she makes an interesting looking Memaw.
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I don't know when I've been so scared of a face.
That said, I'm down with the jolly Pepaw.
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Hey now...Jolly Pepaw ain't askeeerd...Ok, granted in thumbnail #4 JP be all like, "it's touching me, it's touching me...get it away...", but after some Jackie Bisset showed up JP got all jolly again...So, all you need is to have a little Jackie Bisset with dat scary face and you'll be all jolly again...Don't look at me like that...If it's good enough for a Jolly Pepaw, it's good enough for you, dammit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
she makes an interesting looking Memaw.
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I don't know when I've been so scared of a face.
That said, I'm down with the jolly Pepaw.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Her hottest film was the amazing "Once Upon a Time in the West" (1968)
just image search on google "Il Gattopardo" and you will see two of the most ravishing creatures ever made, Alain Delon and Claudia Cardinale.
Make fun all you want but no one in recent history has ever touched their collective beauty.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Look at her imdb page. There is a pic of her with both hands on the sides of her face and she is a DEAD RINGER for *gulp* SHITNEY SMEARS (minus the linebacker neck). It's uncanny and a little disturbin'..."
Holy crap, you're RIGHT.
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The tiger never lie...She was hot, though, and she makes an interesting looking Memaw. I mean, she looks good in an off kinda way, but this whore likes to PARTAY and that's all that matters...Well, that and her GORGEOUS eyebrows, but even so, she could have drawed 'em on worse. I give Memaw former sex symbol an over all B-...but she's up against Sophia and Raquel, so a B- is pretty damn good....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Claudia has aged well and naturally. OK, the make-up situation and the teeth are a bit off, but she doesn't look like a plastic surgery freak either. Plus, she looks rather happy in the pictures. Good for her!
She played the Princess in the original "Pink Panther." Woweeeee! So many years ago, I still think she is beautiful!
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Look at her imdb page. There is a pic of her with both hands on the sides of her face and she is a DEAD RINGER for *gulp* SHITNEY SMEARS (minus the linebacker neck). It's uncanny and a little disturbin'..."
Holy crap, you're RIGHT.
the best picture of this bunch is the 4th thumbnail...it gorgeously captures all her luscious beauty with special emphasis on her teeth...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Nevermind the eyebrows, let's talk about the lower lid liner. That is sheer artistry right thar.
You guys are right about Italian women aging well. I was on a boat trip this past summer and couple of seats in front of me was this Italian woman. She was at least in her late fifties and she was so stunningly beautiful and graceful that I couldn't take my eyes off her. And it wasn't like she was all dolled up, she was part of a group that was going on a 6-8 hours hike and was dressed accordingly.
And yeah, I remember Claudia from Once upon a time in the West, she was gorgeous. And still looks pretty good for her age.
MK! You had never heard of Claudia Cardinale before? She was GORGEOUS back in her time, yes!
http://imagesforum.doctissimo.fr/mesimages/3622464/Claudia_Cardinale_259...
http://www.artbybillie.net
Yes, this whore looks good for 70 sumpin' and yes, she used to be a sex symbol, BUT she never had those ridic cock sucking lips! This whore's had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers. She's only a few steps away from looking like Jackie Stallone. Look at her imdb page. There is a pic of her with both hands on the sides of her face and she is a DEAD RINGER for *gulp* SHITNEY SMEARS (minus the linebacker neck). It's uncanny and a little disturbin'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She was pretty fucking gorgeous back in the days...
http://www.bilimseverler.com/wp-content/claudia-cardinale.jpg