What A Purdy Lady
This is Mr. Jude Law as a sexy awesome fierce lady woman in Sally Potter's new movie Rage. Jude plays a supermodel named Minx. Bitch is a sexy minx and he knows it. Look at him. I bet his pussy is puckering.
Sally described the movie: "Part of the subject matter of RAGE is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by Marketing, sapped by fear of aging, conned by the cult of celebrity… image becomes all. Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx - a 'celebrity super-model' and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona… a ‘female’ beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds. Strangely, the more he became a ‘she’, coiffed and made-up - the more naked was his performance. There was great strength in his willingness to make himself vulnerable. It was an extraordinarily intense part of the shoot."
Um. Okay. High-art. Oh-so-edgy. I get it. But does Jude show his man pussy in this shit? That's the only question I need answered.
I can't put my finger on who Jude looks like. I'm getting a tinge of Chrissy Hynde flavor with maybe a splash of Joan Jett. But I also see Sandra Bernard in there. Maybe a little Ally Sheedy? It's like he took all those bitches, threw them in the blender, pulsed them down and then covered his body with them.
The wig is a vast improvement. Anything that covers up his dying Chia pet head is a major upgrade. That being said, I'd totally finger his mangina.
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Someone wants an Oscar....
i thought it looked like enya, hahahahah!
He looks better as a woman than he does as a man!! WTF?
That's Jude Law?? Looks just like Sharon Osborne to me...
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YES!!! Condi, he does look like Ron fuckin Wood! Too funny! Maybe it's just that godawful wig. I also get Joan Jett vibes. At least we're not looking at his tragic receding hairline! ick
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OMG Martika YES!!!
I can see that...she was fug too.
Toy Soldiers is a great song though.
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He doesn't make a beautiful woman if this photo is the best he can do.
As Faye Dunaway would say "and they couldn't find a real actRESS?
Unless he is playing an ugly trannie or drag queen, why cast a man to play a woman's role especially one who can't pass?
This looks like one of those weird films that kill careers and no one will get to see...I do not see Tootsie potential on this shit.
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I think he looks like the greatest member of Kids Inc., the one and only Martika.
Looks like Leah Wood.
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Ah, he looks exactly like Ron Wood in the Rolling Stones' heyday. Not fooling anyone, Jude - you may be pretty as a boy, but as a girl you just look like a '70's male rocker.
TOTALLY looks like ELISABETH SHUE as a brunette.
http://dirtyharrysplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/elisabeth-shue-ph...
the jaw, the mouth, the nose, the cheekbones....
i really thought it was chrissie hynde at first! good call
Snideychick sez:
I thought it was Amy Winehouse: Extreme Makeover Edition!
Katy Perry + young Keith Richards and a whole lot of sass.
this looks a bit like patti smith...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I thought it was Chrissy Crocker with dyed black hair!
Strange how the best looking men when in drag make the ugliest women.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Gael Garcia Bernal did it better in Bad Education. Now THAT was a hot tranny! This is a hot tranny mess.
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He looks a bit TOO good as a lady person.
Wonder what this really looks like minus the Photoshop...
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Hmmm. Jude does look a bit like Peaches but he is a dead ringer for Patty Donahue the leader singer of the 80s band The Waitresses(I Know What Boys Like).
when i first saw that photo i totally thought it was peaches.
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He looks like Sharon Osbourne.
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sharon-ozzy...
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
He looks like Peaches or Sharon Mitchell the former dykeydyke porn star
Clarisse is correct!
"Jude should consider sticking with this look. This is the best that I have ever seen him look."
Jane and I agree, a little makeup and a wig do WONDERS!!!
Love, Blanche Hudson (and BTW, Christian Bale has NOTHING on my potty mouth)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
sounds like a cool movie
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I still think he TOTALLY looks like man. He's no more feminine (or masculine?) than Bret Michaels in that photo.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I am loving this !! I want to see it
I thought it was Amber valletta.
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Sharon Osborne...
Looks remarkably like Sharon Osborne...
Seriously, s/he and the Oz are having a fest in my head, right now...
It looks like Jude Law in drag to me.
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Can you say Chris Crocker??
squiggle!
Aw...thinkin of him makes me sad. He was a tortured little man!
Jiggy!
Trannies rule when it comes to puttin on da face!
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p.s. and gorgeous.
It's Richey! Richey from the Manic Street Preachers! He's back!
He makes a great woman!
Jude's looking for that Oscar with this role.
I'll be first on line to see this movie, even if it sucks. Wonder if Jude has an Angry Inch. *LOL*
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It would be funny if all the men in the film were played by females and all the females by males.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:07am.
Katy Perry.... That's what I see.
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that's what i see too.
plus, is that cleavage?
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I KNEW She had it in her...
"What dont you fuckin understand?"-Christian Bale
I would love to see him hit on Balthazar Getty dressed like that.
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Submitted by lj on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:31am.
Siouxsie Sioux.
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YES! "Kiss Them for Me." Best, creepiest song of the 80s.
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Siouxsie Sioux.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siouxsie_Sioux
I can't believe nobody has mentioned this resemblance yet...it's the first thing that came to my crazy mind.
it's muthafuckin' PEACHES!
http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/promo02-peaches.j...
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/18/Peaches_070118024028289_widewe...
damn it, people.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:23am.
Jude should consider sticking with this look. This is the best that I have ever seen him look.
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Werd, C. Werd. I have an event coming up in March, and I plan to ask this tranny pal to do my hair and makeup.
His shit is HAWT.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Jude should consider sticking with this look. This is the best that I have ever seen him look.
As far as trannie lovers, count me in! My favorite Brit of all time is a trannie...
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He reminds me of a young Mercedes Ruehl. He really wouldn't be a bad looking woman if his lips weren't so thin.
He looks much better this way :)
Katy Perry.... That's what I see.
I thought that was Taryn Manning LMAO
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:56am.
WTF? He's supposed to be a woman...not a tranny?
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It's a Hollyweird phase is all. Consider if you will:
Travolta as Edna Turnblad
Cat Blanchett as Bob Dylan
Tommy Girl as himself.
And now, we give you Jude Law as some random bitch. Insert eye roll here.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki