The Life Sucking Continues
Just when I'm starting to think that there's nothing more for Tommy Girl to suck out of Katie, I see her looking like this. Bitch is looking like the skinniest dildo in the store. Tommy is trying to whittle her down, so she's big enough to stick in his Scientolohole and stay there.
Katie's itty bitty boobies know what's up, so they are slowly sliding down her body all stealth-like. They know dumb Katie's not going to run, so they are going to try to make a break for it. They will hit her crotch area by noon. Ninja titties go!
Here's crazy-faced Tommy and Katie looking like two wilted bowls of fruit at the Brazilian premiere of Operacao Valquiria in Rio last night. That movie sounds so much more interesting in Portuguese. I bet Valquiria is Tommy's new drag name.
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Bejezzzeus. Stretch marks along the top of her dress from the falling down boobs, a cheap black hair bun attached to brown hair that looks like it was purchased on canal street in a bin next to the hair claws, and unshaved arm pits. Why is this woman famous? She soooo does not have the class of Nicole.
AW! But she looks cute in that last thumb!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Nippy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:51pm.
She's with him because:
1. She was naive and susceptible to the cult technique of "love bombing"
2. She had an A-Hole ex-boyfriend who treated her like shit, and loved the attention she got from Tommy Girl
3. She thought a relationship could help her career
4. She wanted the money
5. Once she was in the relationship, she started getting brainwashed by the $cientologists, reinforcing the belief that she had to stay with Tom
6. She has a child with him
7. She's an idiot
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And there you have it. Nuff said.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Her fug clothes are her own designs. She has enough money to be whatever she wants and that's what she wanted. Too bad she has no talent in that area.
All that money and she couldn't find a fake hair clip that matched?
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Submitted by krazykelly on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:03am.
I think she looks good. I can't hate on Katie. I would spark a deal like she did if the opportunity came up. I think I could deal with Tom's craziness, especially with the seperate bedrooms part, if I had access to his millions to spend on whatever I like.
And you know all of you sluts would do the same thing if Tom came around waiving his black amex card in your face
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No. no. No. I rejected his ar**, that's why he's with k-k-k-k-katie. Also, I wasn't already pregnant which would mean that Tom would have to bump uglies with me, and I have no peen.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
Does the CO$ make you colour blind? That blue belt- eh? what? The red could work with the rest but, no, epic fail.
Other than that,I'm bored with them. She sold soul, he is madder than a wet hen, if you shaved the kid's head it would say 666. I wish they would go away.
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"I meant what I said!"
"What, do you want me to write a haiku; spell it, or do some interpretive dance?"
She's with him because:
1. She was naive and susceptible to the cult technique of "love bombing"
2. She had an A-Hole ex-boyfriend who treated her like shit, and loved the attention she got from Tommy Girl
3. She thought a relationship could help her career
4. She wanted the money
5. Once she was in the relationship, she started getting brainwashed by the $cientologists, reinforcing the belief that she had to stay with Tom
6. She has a child with him
7. She's an idiot
Shaz
Why is she with him then? I'm sorry, there's money and there's money, but not enough to keep you bound to "Tommy-girl" if he didn't do you right...I am naive, so clear this up for me, some one, please?? best years of her life and all that...
She's looking pretty good here. I like the makeup and hair on her--she looks good with red lips and dramatic eyes. I actually like the dress. The beauty is in the clashing of the colors and textures. Very unique.
However...damn girl, get a bra! There's nothing to be ashamed about, only women with medium sized fake ones look okay without a bra. The rest of us (99% of women) need one in public. I'm fairly small on top, and I snort everytime I read that "it's okay for an A-cup to go without a bra." No way in hell--you need shape and contour and nipple coverage. Assuming that's a couture dress, one would think that they'd build a bra into the thing or that she'd have the straps taken up, or hell, at least stick on some of those cups you can get at Fredericks. Sheesh.
Hell, don't even talk about it!
I'm too afraid to leave my house! How dare they come to my country like that? Now I have to pay attention to the skies to see if there's any alien invasion around here. TOM, KATIE LEAVE NOW!
Damn, Scientology and her marriage to that creepy troll have really taken a toll on her. Katie's bony ass looks like a little old lady!
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THAT DRESS.......shudders.
Dear Katie:
Buy a bra.
Eat a sandwich.
Reclaim your life.
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Submitted by WindSwept on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 3:03pm.
@Dea
Oi Dea, what does your avatar say under the picture of Bale and the word 'professional'?
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Yes, I am curious about this too. Please share Dea!
I agree the dress is lovely and that when you wear empire style you should wear a wonderbra if not overly endowed. Still I so much prefer a natural looking cleavage to the silicon hell other stars object me to. Pick a better suiting style next time and you'll be perfect, Mistress Cruise. And how I hate the way TC is always grabbing her hand as if he had to walk a handicapped or elderly person. Ridiculous. And telling.
I saw photos of her the other day on the beach. She's actually very toned. Her thighs looked lean and muscular and so did her arms.
They still look as though they're having a good laugh together. Not sure I believe they're separating. It is annoying that she rarely smiles with her teeth. She has a great smile and nice enough chompers. What's up with the closed lip smile?
Yes, she should've been wearing a bra. I didn't realize how bad that dress makes her boobs look. Maybe there was a built in bra in the dress? Never the less the bra less dress is all sorts of wrong. And you know if they do split .... her next man will be like 6'5! fuck that constant slouching.
@Dea
Oi Dea, what does your avatar say under the picture of Bale and the word 'professional'?
Katie, if you read Dlisted, please consider this dress or something like it for the Oscars:
http://img.thefind.com/images/bwANwlEOwiAMAFD271Wgiz8ab1MZIktLCZQ0u8Wu5M...
Would be a great fit for you.
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I'd feel sorry for that little robot were it not Katie and had she not sold her whore soul to the devil for more money and fame and a better career. B*tch doesn't know how to dress for her body and is always accentuating the unattractive qualities since hooking up with her freak rent-a-husband. She's got a terrible figure, especially the legs - they're awful, and the thinner she tries to be, she just looks emaciated up top, no less chunky fug on the bottom. Stop the madness! Wear long skirts / dresses / pants and a damn bra - a good one - and she'd look just fine again. She's just trying too hard to be someone she's not, and it shows every single time.
That dress looks like a gay American flag melted. Out of sheer horror, by the looks of it.
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They've separated, I can tell you this with almost 100% certainty. This photo says it all, she doesn't want her body near him. They check into separate suites, not just rooms, in their hotel. Cruise was on an entertainment show the other night being interviewed and even for him he was unbelievably uptight, awkward and uncomfortable as hell. Every question Ross asked (a very comedic, light-hearted host) was greeted with the most abrupt, short answers. I've never seen anyone look so unrelaxed on that show before. When asked whether he planned to have any more kids he just said "we'll see" and left a really long awkward silence. Ross pushed him further and all he said was "we'll see" again and left a long silence to the point where the audience laughed in embarrassment. Finally all he added was "you'd have to ask Kate", and that was it. She's left him, I'm sure of it, and now he's just gonna look like a dried up left-on-the-shelf crazy. He knows the charade and his career is up. Where would he go from here?
Don't know why but i can imagine Tom Cruise
always putting Katie down, maybe about her appearance?
hmmmm she has slimmed down a lot.
Whenever I actually stop laughing and think about it, this makes me sad.
She was so darn cute: http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/katie-holmes-Broadway-Debut.jpg
Why!!?! Some people should stick to the cute girl-next-door schtick. Katie does not have the poise or confidence to pull off this high-fashion androgynous thing she's been doing. She should grow out the damn hair, wear flattering and pretty (versus edgy) clothes (and a freaking bra), wear high heels to slim her legs, stand up straight and own her height and say screw that midget, and smile more (real smiles, not this fake posing shit).
Oh Joey.
She is NOT that old. She should dress like a young woman.
She's probably starving...I'd be a lot thinner if I drank nothing but barley water and alien jizz. I'm glad she recycled all my 90's prom dresses into one ensemble, though.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:06am.
You know, after having a child/children your boobs aren't as perky. Lets give her a break. I give her kudos for not going under the knife to get new tits! It's not like she can't afford them.
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Yeah, it's great that she didn't go under the knife, but there are other options, such as BRAS! I mean really, Katie? You're titties are sagging down to your knees but you just can't bring yourself to wear a bra?
It's almost like she just doesn't give a fuck. Like she thinks as long as she's wearing nice clothes that she looks okay, despite the fact that she has the frame of a tall 12 year old boy with drooping breasts & looks like she's suffering from some sort of untreated auto-immune disorder.
I know saying this will make me sound odd because she does wear some nice clothes, but fuck, she needs to take a little bit more pride in her appearance.
How can she be so gaunt up top and her legs are so thick? She has an interesting body shape and this dress makes her look frail plus her boobs are sagging. She looks positively flat here, what a shame!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I love how Katie tried to add some ethnicity to her look here the with the spanish style hairdo & little extension poo twists in the back, But she is so not making it work...Her boobs have always been saggy, I remember seeing a pic of her before Tom & she was wearing a casual low cut dress without a bra & they were not only saggy & puny skinny, but stretch marked. Here they look even worse because she is so scrawny up top. I think Courtney Cox said once that she has to be really gaunt on top in order for her body to look they way she wants all over. This is obviously the case for Katie too.
Submitted by pastmissbluff on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
Is it my imagination or is she trying to pull the lower part of her body away from him? Sure looks like it to me!
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I saw that too, but I think it's because she's taller than him so she does that so that their faces can be at the same height or at least try.
That's the whole reason for her bad posture.
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Is it my imagination or is she trying to pull the lower part of her body away from him? Sure looks like it to me!
She must have read my post yesterday about needing to wear an actual COLOR on her body besides black, white, or khaki. Thank you for wearing red lipstick and red sparkle dress.
Does the CO$ make you colour blind? That blue belt- eh? what? The red could work with the rest but, no, epic fail.
Other than that,I'm bored with them. She sold soul, he is madder than a wet hen, if you shaved the kid's head it would say 666. I wish they would go away.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Can she stuff her bra with TommyGirl socks?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:50am.
KidL - Prior to meeting Tommy and having Suribot, Katie had avery full bust. Her boobs have completely disappeared.
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Really?! Not in this 2005 picture which was before Tommy. http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/10/katie_lets_it_s.html
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:56am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:48am.
I saw on tmz tv the other night, they are treated like gods down there! the Brazilians go NUTZ for them! gross, lol
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Not true, man. I'm brazilian and I've seen plenty of tv shows mocking these two. These two have lots of fans everywhere, not only here in Brazil.
exactly!
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AND YOU´RE WALKING IN THE BACKGROUND, LIKE, DADADADADADA... WHAT DON´T YOU FUCKIN´ UNDERSTAND?- my Bale
KidL - Prior to meeting Tommy and having Suribot, Katie had avery full bust. Her boobs have completely disappeared.
gyeah summed up Katie's body perfectly.
One time I saw this mother and her daughter at the airport. They were really thin and willowy up top (the girl had a very pretty face, too) but from the waist down, they were the total opposite. Shelf butts, wide hips, saddlebags, thick trunky legs. It was especially striking because you could just tell that the daughter inherited this body shape from her mother. I'm not making fun, just saying.
And then there's this nanny in my neighborhood who looks like she's wearing the padding that football players wear. She's got huge shoulders and big boobs and a thick layer of back fat. Skinny spindly legs.
Life is not fair sometimes.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:46am.
Katie looks great! Yes, the boobs are a little saggy but, she has had a child and wants more. So, why the hell get them fixed now?!
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I'm sure she wants more because the more kids she spawns, the more Tommy Girl pays her.
BTW, this bitch needs a bra!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:05am.
A couple of people mentioned Katie's er....bust line. She needs to wear a bra. She should know after having a kid, those things don't snap back to their pre-preggo perkiness.
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Her boobs weren't perky even before she spawned Robotot.
She has saggy boobs, thick calves and poor posture. Not very attractive, IMHO.
PSL - "If you were any more white you'd be clear!"
PSL! Yes!!! I love it when Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr run Ronna over, then go back to try and ditch the body and totally are freaking out. LOL
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:59am.
Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:49am.
That dog is fucking adorable!!
Thanks! That's Fiona, who in this picture looks worried about the economy.
M.E., I LOVE "Go"!
"I am NOT a Bathroom Attendant!!!" heehee
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And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin'
And the thrill of your touch gives me fright
And I'm shaking so much, really yearning
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
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She doesn't look that skinny! I've seen a lot worse. I wouldn't have noticed. I saw her in the Play (My mom had tickets, I didn't buy them! Plus, Patrick Wilson was in the show, and he's HOT!!!), she looked like this and I didn't think she looked anorexic.
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Katie's boobs are definitely tired of this sh!t and have staged an all out protest !! She should never ever go bra-less, not a good look
So yesterday, as I lay holed up on the death bed known as my couch, I watched "Go". Katie was so cute, had nice, perky, round chi chi's.
Now I look at her and EW! Tommy girl has sucked the entire life out of what was once a cute, giggly, quirky girl.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:16am.
I think she looks great just needs a boobie lift
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I think boobage would balance the heavish leg. I like her legs though, i think she has nice legs, they look stumpy because her top half is made for a thinner legged chick.
Wait i'm still on her...her legs are shapely and the rest of her body isn't. There's no curves from the waist up, all her curves all on her legs.
Satisfied now.
I think she looks pretty, too. The dress is a bit odd, but I think she pulls it off. I generally like what she wears.
I think she looks great just needs a boobie lift
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:35am.
Okay, notice how she is standing as far from him as she can, and he seems to be pulling her closer. That picture speaks volumes...she can't stand him.
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i think you're right...i've been on the fence about whether the media speculation is just that, speculation...but these pictures convince me that she doesn't want him to even touch her...i think she wants out...i hope so...she's too young to spend the rest of her life with this wierdo...she's gotta be conflicted about leaving due to Suri...it's pretty obvious she's miserable...she used to smile with her whole face...now it's these empty, posed smiles...i feel for her...Go Katie! Go...get your life back and get one for Suri while you're at it!