Sheriff Lott Needs To Smoke A Bowl
While butt rapists and memaw beaters roam the streets, Sheriff Leon Lott Jr. of Columbia, SC would like to focus on caging merman Michael Phelps for taking a hit of the dark-sided plant known as marijuana. REEFER MADNESS! Phelpsy already said he was sowwy, but that isn't enough for Sheriff Lott!
Sheriff Lott raised his justice fist, flicked his Ken doll hair, flashed his shiny teeth and issued this statement: "If someone breaks the law in Richland County, we have an obligation as law enforcement to investigate and to bring charges. The Richland County Sheriff's Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity."
Oh, Sheriff Lott. You need a cuddle and a looooooong bong hit. Let me show you the way. After just one toke, you'll be screaming, "Bongs for Phelps! Bongs for everyone!"
We should also raise a joint and wish Sheriff Lott luck in catching dolphin boy. Even if he gets him into a jail cell, Phelps will use his powerful fins to break through the concrete until he hits water.....and then....well....
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Provolone, for once I totally agree with you! Although the government COULD tax the crap out of marijuana and it would still be cheaper than cigarettes... I read somewhere that if marijuana were priced according to what it costs to produce, you could get a pack of 20 joints for less than a dollar. Shit, that would last me... well, a day or so if it were legal :)
Oh please, When he says, "he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else" He really means anyone else unless your a gamecock football player. Slap him on the hand and send him back to practice. It's like the Dallaw Cowboys around here.
Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 2:37pm.
Yeah, marijuana use is by far the most destructive and pressing issue in today's society. Fuck Iraq, the economy, the environment, the stock market, and the ice storms blanketing half the country, we've got a kid smoking pot in South Carolina!
Jesus Christ.
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Yeah - something tells me he can't help us anymore.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Ok, Barney Fife. How can you enforce the law if you have no evidence that a law was ever broken? Does he plan to waste tax payer money trying to dig up evidence that Phelps committed a misdemeanor?? What an idiot. I can't believe the tax payers of SC elected him.
I hope so, DeeDee! *having an illegal, tax-free hit*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:42pm.
Legalize it and tax the shit out of it. That's money the government can use right now.
Marijuana is a gateway to munchies, ice cream and more marijuana.
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ITA. I think it will happen eventually. Decriminalization first.
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
Legalize it and DONT tax the shit out of it!! Why the fuck should weed smokers or even cig smokers prop up this fucking country?
Its disgusting how we accept the taxing of vices. Tax Big Macs and Beyonce CDs
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Legalize it and tax the shit out of it. That's money the government can use right now.
Marijuana is a gateway to munchies, ice cream and more marijuana.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Can you say BULL SHIT! I must ask if any of you caught that documentary on CNBC. Marijuana Inc.? I totally live where that whole little story unfolded . Its complete crap and all these people need to STFU about weed. Smoke a bowl, Take a puff, eat a fucking brownie for christ sake and stay out of other peoples business,. Marijuana can save the world. MJ for Prez!!!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:03pm.
hahaha. I don't inhale. Wanna bet what happens? A silly dance bet?
THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF. how is smoking a bowl the same as raping or mudering someone? take the tax payer money and actually prosecute people who BROKE THE FUCKING LAW.
this makes me want to smoke a bowl right now...
he he he
and ill dedicate it to sheriff lott!
I want to know what Lott's secret is. Apparently, his jurisdiction has no violent or major crime going on since he can focus his efforts on charging a twenty three year old with smoking pot. What a wonderful example of a fame whore at his best with the tax dollars behind him. Rot in hell, Lott!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:42pm.
Ignoring the issue of legalization, the sheriff is right about uniform enforcement of the law. He has a photo and a halfhearted apology by Phelps to use to convict. He can try to make the others at the party testify, but most of them will play ignorant, take the Fifth, or cop a plea (which taints their testimony). The punishment in SC for a first-time pot offense is small, so maybe the DA will issue a warrant and Phelps will plead guilty and pay a fine.
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your honor, with all due respect. chill, baby, chill. this case ain't goin' nowhere but up in smoke.
here, take a drag off this . . .
*hands sheeps the j*
*MUAH* !
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I smoked pot for years and years until all of a sudden it started doing bad things to me - haven't touched the stuff in about 4 years.
I miss how it used to make me feel and I totally support people rights to smoke it if they want. But I live in SF so it's not really an issue here. Nobody cares about this type of crap, it's awesome.
What a waste of tax payers money. Sheriff Lott don't care, its not his money he's spending. He don't have a solid case. He is already spending thousands of taxpayers money on a photo. He must be running for some office. he needs the publicity. Well spending this taxpayers money on waste isn't to good of publicity. Bases his cause on a stupid photo. Now i don't like drugs but i also don't like footing bill for Lotts stupidity either.
Can't prosecute weed-smoking from a photo. "Possession," mon frere, not "photographing."
He's just an overzealous Republican bastard. Columbia is full of them.
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"Look outside your window. Do the clouds spell "Bitch, please." I think that's a personal message from God to Nadya."
Doesn't the Sheriff realize Phelps is White?
wait- is that even POSSIBLE? So, I can be prosecuted for holding/smoking a blunt in a picture?
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
I went to school (elementary, middle, high school) with Lott's bitch of a wife. She was an attention seeking hag even when she was 10. She's probably behind this so she can have her 15 minutes of fame.
Yeah, marijuana use is by far the most destructive and pressing issue in today's society. Fuck Iraq, the economy, the environment, the stock market, and the ice storms blanketing half the country, we've got a kid smoking pot in South Carolina!
Jesus Christ.
this is absolutely fcking ridiculous. I am not by any means a Phelps Phan (haha) but this was MONTHS ago. obviously it didn't affect his wins. If i were training that god damn hard, i'd be smoking blunts and bowls every opportune moment.
You dont have to pursue this just because you want to prove a point that celebrities are not above the law. its fucking MARIJUANA.
I dont understand how he sees this as a case worth pursuing. im disgusted. and pissed.
"...flicked his Ken doll hair, flashed his shiny teeth..." ROTFL!!!!!!! MK you are too funny. People sitting aroung looking at me laughing, they probably think I'm crazy.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
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you just made rice come outta my mouth and every one is looking @me!
meow.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 1:14pm.
ok one more
Super Troopers!!!!
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Yes, yes, yes! I love the cop who inserts meow instead of now in his sentences. "So what are we going to do with you meow?"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:37pm.
You bitches are freaking me the fuck out. I just started dating a cop.
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That's funny! My friend from long ago who somehow reminds me of all y'all bitchez up in here...she was from Coburg but spent too long in Australian and New Zealand and developed a weird accent. Anyway, we were pipe passers and she started dating a cop and she never told him but it was her favourite thing to get high before she saw him. Cheeky monkey;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Clarisse,
The latter. She watches me while I garden or do dishes. I have to check before I whip out the garbage lest he spots me. It fucking bites that I can't enjoy my backyard the way I use to.
Tres stressful.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
someone needs to give sherriff lott a hit off the bong...dude is tryimg to make a name for himself...
i haven't been high in a few years...the last time was we hit the bong while watching "napolean dynamite"...good times...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:52pm.
funniest stoned TV moment:
Barney Miller cop show, all the detectives accidentally get stoned on marijuana brownies
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O man. When Roseanne and Dan find their old-timey stash;p
and @LOVE ANDERSON: Yay, Young Frankenstein!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Am I so old as to remember the effects of Fantasia and no one else gives it a thought??? EEK!
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Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
My best stoner moment - an 80s Starburst commercial. Also, the final 15 minutes of '2001". And, if you start toking when Charlie arrives at the Wonka factory (I prefer the original), things can get pretty tasty.
EEG!
Holy carp!!! Is the neighbor "You don't cut your grass the way I think it should be done" stalker, or "I love you and have to have you" stalker?? What does the wife do? Ride along??? Faaaack that!
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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
bitchette, i just saw that like 6 months ago.. LOVE IT!!!!!
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ok one more
Super Troopers!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:37pm.
"Young Frankenstein"
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omg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that movie!!!!!!!!!!
mel brooks foah-evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:42pm.
Ignoring the issue of legalization, the sheriff is right about uniform enforcement of the law. He has a photo and a halfhearted apology by Phelps to use to convict. He can try to make the others at the party testify, but most of them will play ignorant, take the Fifth, or cop a plea (which taints their testimony). The punishment in SC for a first-time pot offense is small, so maybe the DA will issue a warrant and Phelps will plead guilty and pay a fine.
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Judge Sheeps has spoken!
the argument is not whether this law is good or bad, it's whether Phelps broke the law
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Yes. Also started showing up where I work (alone). Married with a very scary wife. They both watch the windows that face theirs and my patio and backyard is in full view to them. Creepy shit.
Here is the problem: They own their home, I rent mine. The police would recommend that is is me who should move. My lawyer (who is also my landlord) is writing him a cease and desist letter.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
EEG
Are you serious??
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
We need to collectively get together and give Sheeps a retainer. Perhaps I can sweeten the pot with some coupons from Denny's...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
Thanks Clarisse. He actually might come in handy for dealing with my stalker (seriously) who is unfortunately a neighbour.
This dude has taken it so far he follows me in his car while I walk my dog.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Sideways, another one of my favs
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
funniest stoned TV moment:
Barney Miller cop show, all the detectives accidentally get stoned on marijuana brownies
Yemana: "What do you say we guys go down to the beach, and shoot some clams?"
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God! This would never happen in Canada. Our Olympic snowboarder ( won gold ) got busted on a drug test, and they *still* let him keep the gold. And this was at the Olympics, not after. Rob Reggulatti? I'm spelling it wrong.
EEG!
LOL! Don't worry. The love of my life is a Cleveland Police Officer. The greatest guy I ever met (except for my Dad).
There are just as many stalker cops as stalker accountants. The thing with cops is they have access to A LOT of shit normal stalkers don't.
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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
Molotov, Check yo Gmail, Lovah! *MuaH*
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
MC,
How you doing chick?
I'm a bit worried he might check my criminal record...oops did I type that out loud?!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Ignoring the issue of legalization, the sheriff is right about uniform enforcement of the law. He has a photo and a halfhearted apology by Phelps to use to convict. He can try to make the others at the party testify, but most of them will play ignorant, take the Fifth, or cop a plea (which taints their testimony). The punishment in SC for a first-time pot offense is small, so maybe the DA will issue a warrant and Phelps will plead guilty and pay a fine.
Another flick!!
"Stir Crazy" with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder
Funny as hell
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Hi EEG - of course, they aren't all bad! It's just the bad ones make for the best stories!
Leave to somebody named "Lott" to go ballistic based on a picture of pot smoke
Lott must be related to that right-wing gop ass wipe Trent Lott. famously anti-gay and racist psycho
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