Twitty Milk Out, Mars Merkaba In
Erykah Badu, Queen of Baduizm, is not of this world, so it's not surprising that she apparently named her new baby girl Mars Merkaba. That name sounds like a 4-seater, subcompact car with anti-lock brakes and built-in OnStar. Request that shit the next time you rent a car at Enterprise. I'm sure one will pull up in the front.
Erykah twittered (that always sounds so sexy) her new baby name, just as she twittered her damn labor. Right after she popped baby out of her twatty, Erykah twittered that they were going to name her Twitty Milk. Phew. I'm glad she was joking and it's still available. That's what I'm planning on naming my next set of anal beads. You should name all your sex toys. It brings you closer together.
MM is Erykah's first kid with Jay Electronica. She has two kids from other relationships named Puma Rose and Seven Sirius. So, we know that homegirl loves Puma sneakers, only listens to Sirius radio and can't get enough of Mars bars. Seriously, Mars, Puma and Seven? They sound like the members of an all-boy Japanese rap group.
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It's actually a beatiful name if you understand it's meaning. But naturally, you'd all prefer to remain ignorant and judge others based on that ignorance since that's the great American tradition, right?
Merkaba has too many different meanings to explain in a short post, but I will point out that the Star of David is a two dimensional representation of one of it's meanings. Learn more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkabah, http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/sep2/merkaba.htm, or http://www.crystalinks.com/merkaba.html
Sirius is the brightest star that we can see at night and the only one that can be seen from everywhere on earth. Our system of time is based on the cycle of Sirius, the Egyptians believed it to be the home of Isis and the star is important to many other ancient/traditional cultures. Start here: http://www.crystalinks.com/sirius.html
You really should learn to open your minds before you open your mouths.
The funny thing is that Merkaba means car or shuttle in Arabic. Crazy ho!
Ms. Badu has gone the way of Lauryn Hill. But Erykah tries to hide all the crazy in tired, 40 year old, militant nonsense. Best wishes to her on her blessed event.
between her and Lauryn Hill....crazy talented ladies, heavy emphasis on crazy. And they really used to make some excellent music and even that suffered due to their crazy ways...
I miss the eclectic chicks they used to be, now they just strange.
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puppy side eye.
A 4 seater subcompact, with built in OnStar. OMG you so crazy.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I want Seven Mars bars and a pair of Puma(s). Bronx I think you're tied for first now... Wow
Erykah Badu is the shit. Beautiful, talented, creative, and weird. I love her, and any child of hers deserves and can probably live up to any weird name she wants to give it.
That said, MK, you killed me with this: Mars Merkaba. That name sounds like a 4-seater, subcompact car with anti-lock brakes and built-in OnStar.
Submitted by letinstar
badu does have 3 different baby daddies and that is disgusting....but so does christie brinkly and melanie griffith...
WHY IS THAT DISGUSTING?
badu does have 3 different baby daddies and that is disgusting....but so does christie brinkly and melanie griffith...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I would never disrespect my toys by naming them Twitty Milk or Mars Merkabuba or whatever.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Ri-Damn-Dick-u-Lous Baby Name Alert!!
Somebody call CPS!!
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
except bjork can actually spell, values her privacy and avoids media attention...and actually married the father of one of her children.
but details, details...
they do both seem to enjoy dressing like crazy homeless women on acid, I'll give you that.
she's like a black bjork- i kinda like that.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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That classifies as child abuse.
Where's child protective services?
I think this name trumps little Hitler and Bronx Mogli as the latest fucked up name.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
Her kids are going to whoop her ass when they get old enough to know how stupid their names are.
Baptized in da funk!
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 2:16pm.
This bitch represents a special brand of crazy. I especially love how she's supposed to be all deep and out there and englightened when all she does is hood rat shit (knocked up by 3 different rappers). Thats common ass groupie shit right there. She's just Kim Porter with nappy ass hair.
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Agreed. Your assessment made me giggle.
This name is not any better than the other. It indeed sounds like something you'd rent at Enterprise: "A Mars Merkaba, please. Red." Or perhaps order at a bar: "Mars Merkabas for EVERYONE! Whooo-hooo!"
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This bitch represents a special brand of crazy. I especially love how she's supposed to be all deep and out there and englightened when all she does is hood rat shit (knocked up by 3 different rappers). Thats common ass groupie shit right there. She's just Kim Porter with nappy ass hair.
When Andre found out she was pregnant, he must have said, "Girl, are you Sirius?
oh god, seriously?
I don't know why I ever thought this stereotypical ho had any class.
I'd love to be a teacher at the schools (or home) that celebrity kids attend. Or their psychologist.
"Is this real life?"
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http://www.crystalinks.com/merkaba.html
So, I guess she's trying to get her new baby transported to Mars...lmao =P
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Her kids need to start an all Japanese boy band if not it's a massive FAIL! I especially like the name Seven. I'm gonna name my kid Five after the "I Got Five On It!" hip hop song from the mid-90s. Yep.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Erykah is two scoops of crazy and Jay is along for the ride.She does need to stop the fuckery and stop getting pregnant by every rapper she proclaims to be on another planet from everyone with.Its her life though.That baby name does sound like a car
Ugh!. She's one of those ghetto twats who are so damn stupid, they have kids with every damn boyfriend they have. Meh.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
i'm crushed she didn't name her baby Twitty Milk. that's one fucking awesome stupid name.
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i haven't committed a crime. what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:54pm.
In that pic, she almost looks like "New York".
LMAO but more like Sister Patterson to me
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson...that child's name suuuuucks...
She's all kinds of crazy but I kinda like her.
I don't care about the baby names, but I do think the "twittering" through labor is nasty to the nth degree. Can people not even function as private humans anymore? Talk about no dignity. The never-ending need for affirmation is just too much.
Actually her son is Andre 3000's kid. She has three different baby Daddies.
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And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin'
And the thrill of your touch gives me fright
And I'm shaking so much, really yearning
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
-Led Zeppelin
Give the woman credit for not having a celebrity c-section and giving birth at home. Her choice of names may suck, but at least she actually worked to bring her baby into the world and that's more than I can say for most celebs who put their bodies first.
i didn´t even read the post. just wanted to ask: WTF??
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AND YOU´RE WALKING IN THE BACKGROUND, LIKE, DADADADADADA... WHAT DON´T YOU FUCKIN´ UNDERSTAND?- my Bale
i love ms badu....really i do, but she's clearly not right in the head...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Her First 2 Kids are by Andre 3000 (look it up) from OUTKAST.
so weird is...is weird does... LOL
Hugs from Palm Springs, CA....
Condoms. Use them.
I see what's become of Isis but where's Shazzam?
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:54pm.
In that pic, she almost looks like "New York".
LOL. OMG It is New York wearing a Bob Mackie outfit that Cher rejected in the 70's and she bought at a yard sale.
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I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall, where I can see it all, find out who ya call.Lead you to the supermarket, check out some specials and rat food.Get lost in the crowd. One Way or Another...
UGH
I love Erykah Badu as a singer and artist. I wish I never heard about her personal life.... _____________________________________________
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I hate babymaking factories.
I love me some Badu but that is just plain old crazy.
In that pic, she almost looks like "New York".
Should also be filed under WTH kinda GD outfit is that???
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
It's still not as bad as Aslee (that's NOT a typo) Simpson's baby's name.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Andre 3000 sue for custody of Seven because clearly this bitch is insane! Mars Merkaba? Why do parents hate their children?
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MARS(bar yum),Twitty, Seven, Puma, ELECTRONICA.WINNERS!!can't beat those.LOL
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No. Just...no. Theres unique and then theres just plain STUPID. I actually like Puma rose but then again I'm a puma-loon so.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
She reminds me of my crack-head cousin who named one of her kids after a Thunder Cat. Cheetara, or some such fuckery.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
LOL..i told you this bitch is crazy.
lord bless the child, that baby is fucked up for life
Is she wearing one of Michael Phelps' fucking medals? This bitch has hit the crack pipe a few too many times.
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