Wednesday, February 4th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Dreamboat

It's been a while since we've been visited by the hottest junkie on that side of the Atlantic (Busey has that title over here) and Dreamboat Doherty even wore a bib for you! Actually, it wasn't for you. It's for him. It's just in case any rogue coke snots fall out of his nose or something. IN THIS ECONOMY, Dreamy can't afford to lose one cokey morsel. At the end of the day, he twists that bib napkin over one of his black hole nostrils. One crafty cokey!

Here's Dreamy making French drug dealers bust nuts while visiting Paris yesterday. And in thumbnail #2, that's the luckiest guitar pick that ever existed. It has Syphilis now, but it would agree with me that it's worth it.

Posted by: Michael K


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damn it. i cant sleep. arrrgh. box wine it is then

Coma Caca!!

looks strange to wear like this!

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:39am.

hoo hoo who you kidding said the night owl.

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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AND NOW I WILL SAY GOODNIGHT! I AM IN CONTROL OF MY SLEEPING PATTERNS! GOT IT?!?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbFdVHlyCpU&feature=related

first ep

made by the same people that did dead like me!

the dlm movie should be out soon too!

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:19am.

It was a really good show, so it was cancelled after one year. Suitable for older children

sigh.

set in niagara falls, but filmed (get this) on the cne grounds! the music building!!!
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Super cool, dude! Now I can't wait to see it!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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It was a really good show, so it was cancelled after one year. Suitable for older children

sigh.

set in niagara falls, but filmed (get this) on the cne grounds! the music building!!!

aaaaaah the summers of my youth.... and the cries of 'doggie doooooogie, who wants a doggie'

sigh.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:13am.

Stuffed animals talk to the main character on the show.
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O! I get it! I'll check that out?

Quite frankly, I'll talk to any damn thing - so it's no sweat off MY balls, that's fersure:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:08am.
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sorry, best I could some up with - brain tired.

I'm watching 'Wonderfalls' which was rec by mrs k. It's very dry and sarcastic, I LOVE IT!!!

Stuffed animals talk to the main character on the show.

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:07am.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:04am.

Okay, I'll play.

If an inanimate object spoke to you and told you to do something, would you?
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Depends what it told me to do...

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:04am.

Okay, I'll play.

If an inanimate object spoke to you and told you to do something, would you?

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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O! HERE IS THE OPEN POST! IF ONLY IT WAS UPDATED THEN IT WOULD BE AT THE TOP!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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shoe addict on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:09pm

I SAW THAT TOO!
Blanche twiddling that GIANT DIAMOND ring.

Did anyone watch the Grammy pre-show, Lil Wayne is kinda mah new hero.
And Justin Timberlake was cute....*runs away*

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MK is going to lose his shit.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 8:11pm.

I'm sure our friend the internet has tips on how to wash weird stuff.
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Like owls, perhaps? :-) Wow. This could be a real conversation starter.

What weird things have we washed?

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Submitted by lazee on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:56pm.

How long does cooked chicken keep in the refrigerator?
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Will the OC Housewives fit in the refrigerator?

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Submitted by lazee on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:56pm.
How long does cooked chicken keep in the refrigerator?
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3 days, tops really....I try to eat it within 48 hours after it's cooked. It just tastes better that way. If it's a whole chicken, you can maybe get away with 4 days, but rule of thumb 72 hrs....

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:59pm.

Oh good. No weird smell.

In a few days I should take it to work and leave it in the fridge. We have a food thief, it would serve 'em right.
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snowpiece, you should go see britney spears!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Good evening all. how is everyone today?

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:28pm.
opinionatedwon, apparently people got tired of commenting about puppies.

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Aws! I love my puppy. She's my avie, but kinda hard to see.

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Jiggy, by pass the bag of chemicals known as home dry cleaning.

Get a mild detergent and use your tub instead. I'm sure our friend the internet has tips on how to wash weird stuff.

You can also use a damp sponge on jackets and suits to give it a little mini clean.

the only thing you save with dry cleaning is time.

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Submitted by lazee on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:56pm.

I'd say about a week. When in doubt, give it a good smiff. It should smell almost like nothing, and slightly sweet. Sour is bad. Good luck!
Make sure you have plenty of TP in the house, too!

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How long does cooked chicken keep in the refrigerator?
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opinionatedwon, apparently people got tired of commenting about puppies.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Just another big dicked bottom, just sayin'

'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'

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Hey Hey Open Post people.. Haven't been around in a few days. What's the word?

paris herpes's picture

you're so right, he must have stolen the table napkin from somewheres...i think he was trying to be crackie fashionable.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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paris herpes,

That is no pashmina. That is some cotton/polyester blend napkin Dreamboat pilfered from someplace.

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Why the hell is Dreamboat wearing a pashmina anyway?! He's not gay, but he does have moobs which you can still see thru to. He should have worn a big fuckin scarf or a huge coat. He is certainly high and looking REALLY bloated. I swear him and Amy Wino are destined to be together, it's a wonder why they're not!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Well anything that looks like it won't need to be ironed afterwards is going in. I already "laid off" my cleaning lady and had my first date with the bathroom (ugh).

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cheetums, i am officially obsessed with your puppy.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Me too. I have successfully washed rayon in the past that has said "dry clean only." But I use cold water and low heat or hang to dry.

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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki

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OH crap, I just ate 2 bags of m&m's worth 580 calories... yuck... damn those fund raisers..

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Jiggy I've seen that stuff but it's too expensive to experiment with, and I'm a lot on the skeptical side.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:24pm.

I can't remember my life before DListed and you beautiful commenters.

*dials massage parlor, er, clinic*

Will it undermine my credibility that I tipped Jody? What? He had very warm hands. Not at all moist on the palms.

Except for the massage oil.

I have really got to get laid.

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@ erocka--

I'm guessing Shuffle Board.

Submitted by erocka on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:59pm.

Ray J talks about how he needs a good chick to make him want to leave the game. what game is he referring to?

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"Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:20pm.

*palm hit to the face*

Dammit."

You still have time. You have 48 hrs. to "report" any misgivings. Get to it...

I'm like your DListed Jiminy Cricket!
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Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:08pm.

As I was detaching my arm and a leg at the grocery store this week, I noticed in the detergent aisle a "Home Dry Cleaning" kit.

It looks like a dryer sheet thingy that you put in a bag with your garments, and tumble on low heat. Evidently the dryer sheet pulls the soil/stank from the clothes.

Didn't buy it, because I need the kidney I have left.

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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki

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Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:09pm.

first- yes i would think woolite
second- my pup did the exact same thing- i'm too cheap to pay $80 for my frickin' cord so i only gets on the interwebs at work. i'm gonna have to get one soon tho, terrible waste of $2000 sitting in the corner!
also- i think i would eat ramen for a month if it meant i could continue feeding my doggie :)

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:41pm

lol..any place smaller than a mall stage should be fine for our lady of chetos

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:15pm.

you should have asked for a private session with "Mark" to make up for the "traumatizing" experience
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*palm hit to the face*

Dammit.

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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki

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Submitted by erocka on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:16pm.

If you have cable and On Demand there are several. I have just started watching the United States of Tara and LOVE it. The Tudors, Weeds, L Word (last season, sadly) True Blood...all are great and you can watch one after the other to catch up and stuff.

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snowpiece on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:41pm.
Happy Hour LOL I know! doesn't Mohegan Sun seem weird tho? I don't know, do normal people play there?

Never been there, but they have a Wolf Den and I hear all sorts of big names play there. Believe it or not.

http://www.mohegansun.com/entertainment/wolfden.html

I love reading open posts. So entertaining.

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erocka, WHY would you even glance at that shit? i swear, if you people keep tuning into this CRAP, Reality Shit TV will never go away!
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I am sorry; I actually never intended to watch it... the only reality TV shows I watch are Rock of Love and Top Chef. I sincerely apologize for ruining TV forever.

Honestly though, it was an accident. I was curled up on the couch with a bad stomach thing (I ate too many peanut M&Ms); it was a horrible show and I will likely not watch again, but it was some fuckery.

That being said, I don't watch much TV in general. Who has some show recommendation? I almost got into True Blood, but I have a hard time waiting a whole week to see what happens next.

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"Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 3:58pm."

Hahaha! OMG! That's totally 100 percent creeptastic! <3 <3! It made me smile.

But you should have told on him and at least asked for a private session with "Mark" to make up for the "traumatizing" experience you just witnessed... but that's just me.

Thanks for the laugh! It made my tummy feel better from the pizza I just had to have! *muah*
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:09pm.

Marshmellow is adorable, I love that ragamuffin look, and very lucky you saved her from the shelter. This am on the news was a story of how the economy is really bad for the animals, as people are losing their homes and can't afford to feed their pets and the shelters are getting overloaded. Sooooo sad.