Afternoon Crumbs

Kristen Stewart & Michael Phelps should get together. They would be a match made in bong heaven - Egotastic!

Not what I needed to see today: Tommy Girl baring his Scientolotits and sucking it in - Popsugar

American Idol's Bikini Girl....in a bikini! Shocking, right? - Hollywood Tuna

Milo Ventimiglia with his hot hairy lovah - Just Jared

Hayden Panatroll's got some sexy pecs (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Sheyla Hershey and her chichichichichichichichis are making the mounds (typo and it stays) again - Jezebel

Speaking of massive chichis, here's Jesse Metcalfe! - Hollywood Rag

Cristiano Ronaldo dresses like a 12-year-old girl - Lainey Gossip

NYC local news star Sue Simmons makes a groundhog face - Towleroad

Tranny Clown's bouncing boobes - Cityrag

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by MarilynM. on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:35am.

Who the hell is Kristen Stewart? Am I the only one who doesn't know?

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:23am.

Tammy - with zillion$$$ for a personal trainer/roids/nothing else to do all day - looks hot with her new biceps and pecs!

We bet she is getting some primo sizemeat up her grandcanyon now!!!

Submitted by julli on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:32am.

She looks quite hot

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Submitted by uglysexy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:24am.

Some folks are better on weed ;p

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:47pm.

Um...aren't Bikini Girls supposed to be hot?

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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:44pm.

Sheyla Hershey. 38 KKK? Her boobs hate black people!

Submitted by victorious on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:39pm.

i friggin love thiss girl
smoke onn giirl, smoke on !

love the bathing suit !

Submitted by kbug on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:33pm.

Scientolotits! Bahahahahaahhahaahaha!

Submitted by CollinK on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 8:27pm.

Kristin makes my gaydar ping off the scale.

Submitted by meetthefamous on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 8:06pm.

The real story and complete picture was posted first in meetthefamous

Submitted by beatslikebombs on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 8:04pm.

She's strictly coochie though so it wouldn't be a match made in heaven. It's so stupid that their thinking about pressing criminal charges against him.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:40pm.

Lord Almighty - are we really supposed to believe those Tranny titties are real?

Submitted by blueberry on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:23pm.

She can't really act and she thinks she's so edgy and cool that sometimes is annoying for a girl who's just 18 and who got her first movie roles because her dad is in the business. That being said, I think she's actually pretty nice and most importantly doesn't put on a act (a la Vanessa Hudgens), and I really don't see anything wrong with her being a pothead. Who gives a fuck, it's still better than taking naked pictures of yourself and spread them on the internet to gain some publicity. She isn't an attention whore like all the other young actresses, so let her be.

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:16pm.

She needs to lay off the weed. There's two types of pothead; the Jim Bruer's circa Half Baked and the really smart ones (I had this hippie freind who went on to design rockets for NASA). This chick's more Jim Bruer. She looks like she says yeah a lot while smiling like an idiot with her eyes rolling in the back of her head. Methinks this whole attitude she has to weed will eventually screw her ass out of that Twilight crap. Moms in Wisconsin aren't going to want to pay for their kids to see some hippie chick who could care less abou the image she portrays to those little brats.

And ugh I used to have the biggest crush on Cristiano but he's way to Euro for my taste.

Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:04pm.

Tranny Clown can sing, but she sure looks like a two-bit ho. Between her horrid implants and Tommy Girl's midsection, I might vomit.

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Submitted by Cara on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:00pm.

"Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:46pm.
I haven't seen Twilight, but I like this Kristen chick. She seems like she doesn't give a fuck. I like that."

I agree.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:32pm.

snowy why, was Simon behind her?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:31pm.

yeah PSL I think bikini girls best ASSet is behind her, LOL
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Submitted by Kp on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:30pm.

I wish I could buy pot leaf pasties. I need a new outfit for church

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:29pm.

Bango, I saw her on TV. She has NO ASS. It is like she has a crack in her back, and jiggly too.
Gross.

Submitted by bitgrrrl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:29pm.

Kristen sounds so mature when she talks in interviews. I guess pictures like this (and the one where she is openly smoking weed on her stoop), just remind us all that she is only 18.

Submitted by Mish on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:28pm.

Bikini top with pot leaves on it. She's so cool..

Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:26pm.

Meh about this chick.
I like the bikini top

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:24pm.

Yeah, she is skinny fat.... but she has a niiiiiiice ass all the same.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:23pm.

"Kristen Stewart is a stoner idiot"

Ugh. I don't know why I'm pulling a douche, and defending someone on Dlisted.... but I am.

Stoner idiot? More like an 18 year old pot fan... Who cares?

Pull the stick out of your ass.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:18pm.

stupid bikini girl is skinny fat. I don't know why she's so proud.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:16pm.

I haven't seen Twilight, but I like this Kristen chick. She seems like she doesn't give a fuck. I like that.

And I don't see a love of pot being a "dope addiction".... Nor do I see her as being another Lohan. If Firecrotch would have stuck to weed, she would still be pulling in 5-7 mil a movie. Blowing rails is the issue there. And being a cunt, of course.

Submitted by gia on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:13pm.

Kristen Stewart is a stoner idiot. She does have dead eyes & cant act worth a shit, nevermind give a decent interview. She is a horrible pro-marijuana spokesperson.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:05pm.

-"Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:00pm.
Kristen Stewart bothers me. Am I the only one who thinks she's masculine? I thought she was a boy in Panic Room."

I also think she looked like a pretty boy in Panic Room. I don't know what the fuzz about this chick is, she isn't a good actress. I'm sure the Twilight hype is giving her career a boost.

If she doesn't control her dope addiction she's going to ride the Hollywood Fucked Up Bus, pretty much the same bus Hohan is riding every day.

Tommy Girl sure has a weird stomach or is it because he's sucking it in with all his might?. Katiebot's granny bathing suit is not amusing. She has been dressing like a grandma for quite a while.

Christiano Ronaldo is gay, right?. His clothes don't even look metrosexual, they look straight up gay to me.

And next! with Tranny clown. Yawn.

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:02pm.

i've been tryimg to read "twilight" since august...that is some boring shit...but it's the only thing in the bathroom i haven't read yet...
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Submitted by lovehaight on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:00pm.

ughh...bad acting is my anti-drug...it should be hers too

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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:00pm.

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a joke. I rememeber watching him playing for (FiFa) Portugal's national team years ago and thinking dude looked like a major douche.

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Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:18pm.

That main pic girl, whoever she is, every time I see her fucking face I feel angry. Who is she? Please don't tell me she's the Twilight whore?
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Yup. She sure is...but I like her...she has a kinda tough girl, bad giel aura around her...

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:48pm.

That main pic girl, whoever she is, every time I see her fucking face I feel angry. Who is she? Please don't tell me she's the Twilight whore?

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:48pm.

is Cristiano Ronaldo wearing make up?

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:45pm.

Submitted by Miss Thang: "Next to Angie, Xtina has to have the worst legs in showbiz. they are so bowed. cant she fix that? geez"

Nope. Rihanna's got the worst legs. Eeeeew.

And the link below is saying she's got great legs. If you like foot-long frankfurters, maybe...

http://deansplanet.com/rihanna-leggy_nye.html

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:42pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:01pm.

Um.. ok she's not even standing up in that pic, so I guess she could hide her bowed legs by laying down or crossing them all the time?? lol bowed legs bother me.. i think they make people look "speshull"

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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:36pm.

Submitted by harlee25 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 3:54pm.

how the hell can you call that flabby?
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:32pm.

Oh and yeah,

Cristiano Whateverhisface is SOFUCKINGNASTY!!! If he even shook my hand, I'd use antibacterial gel afterward.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:31pm.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 3:49pm.

Next to Angie, Xtina has to have the worst legs in showbiz. they are so bowed. cant she fix that? geez

http://talk.livedaily.com/showpost.php?p=14521239&postcount=22

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:30pm.

Kristen Stewart bothers me. Am I the only one who thinks she's masculine? I thought she was a boy in Panic Room.
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:29pm.

Old Tommy gets to go shirtless but young Katie is wearing a grandmother-style bathingsuit. BOO!

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:28pm.

tommy's been surgical enhanced...he should give his plastic surgeon's number to kirstie alley...
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Submitted by Kp on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:25pm.

Who is Kristen Stewart?

I did see Kate Hudson in these kick ass purple shorts in one magazine with a little leaf on the side. They were bad ass.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:25pm.

Could Tom be any more of a freak?

wait, don't answer that...

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 3:44pm.

I know! Then she wears a sweater to the beach! WTF is up with that?
She is in Brazil, she should be naked for crying out loud. But I guess she has to cover up the fuse box located on her torso!