Wednesday, February 4th 2009
Ronnie Wood Is Killing Me!
I already forgave Ronnie Wood for leaving his wife for that barely legal whore who is only sucking on his dehydrated worm to get to his cash, but I cannot forgive him for this. You might not be reading this, because you were temporarily blinded by those things on Ronnie's feet. THOSE UGHS! I bet that Tinkerwhore made him wear those things. She is making sure that no other living thing will hop on her meal ticket. Damn. She's good.
It hurts, though. Now Ronnie really looks like a rocker lady who left the wild life of the big city to move to the suburbs to raise her grandkiddies and become a soccer memaw. Painful.
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Good God.. what Is up with those UGGS hes wearing...
I thought she was wearing a washed out denim dress when I saw the hem peek out from under her coat...and then I saw that it was a denim JUMPER under the coat. Oh the horror!
I'd go with Ronnie Wood if I was a gold digger. He seems like he'd be way more fun and he looks like he's about to kick the bucket pretty soon.
Tommy Girl on the other hand has a stick up his butt 'cuz he can't get the peen, and you'd also have to be a scientolobotwhore, which would suck immensely...
I think Wood's little gold digger is actually really cute. I like her little ponytail and her outfit...
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Jeebus ronnie you out of touch old crony, youre not sposed to wear em outside unless youre pickin up or stepping in poop.
oh your girlfriend is poop? ih, i suppose that's acceptable then.
I met Ron Wood at a book signing in Washington, D.C. over 30 years ago. He still looks the same! Booze and drugs do make you look creepy! He resembles a homeless man living under a box on 18th Street. Sad.
This ho needs to go to charm school to learn how to eat with a fork.
Oh, my god, he looks like a begger in this photo.
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Like all such relationships, they're both getting something from it. I feel bad for his wife and kids, but you can't expect anything different when you marry a rock star. I hope the escort is squirreling Euros away.
I just call them Fuggs. I hate it, in California every chick from little girls to every dayshift hookers I see wear these hideous things. EEw! What if they mad a cross between Crocs and Fuggs!? Croggs!! eew I just threw up in my mouth a little!
Jeezus, Ron Wood looks like one of Madames' Puppets. A total hatchet face.
How does he get his clothes from the 60s to stay SO CLEAN?!? Amazing!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 10:12pm.
Apologies, but I am still hung up over how she can unhinge her jaw like a snake in thumbnail #5.
Bet that skill makes bank.
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Can you see her ho ad?
Me: Reptillian jawed Russian mail order bride looking Lolita sweetie...I swallow and do dishes too...Call me. I'd like to chat...
Bitch is set 'til menopause with that shit. You know she is...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Apologies, but I am still hung up over how she can unhinge her jaw like a snake in thumbnail #5.
Bet that skill makes bank.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Some men never grow up and some women are wise beyond their years, that might be what we have here.
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"us"
Certainly deeper than it needs to be here on fun loving MK's site but my theory is this:
Dude knows he's dying.
And he doesn't know how to/doesn't want to put his family through it. So he's alienating them on purpose and attaching himself to a hot sexy stranger.
Look at his face??
He can't make it too much more. IMO
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:46pm.
Normally I'm against plastic surgery, but in his case?! Yeesh. No excuse with his money.
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Well, okay, Tittays, but where to begin?
Sandblasting the face? Ironing out the craggy wrinkles? Fleshing out the chicken legs? Lifts to the heels?
Too much. Every shade of gross.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Ronnie is having a NEAR life crisis, apparently!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Normally I'm against plastic surgery, but in his case?! Yeesh. No excuse with his money.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I'd probably leave my wife for her too if I was a straight man with a wife. She's cute and obviously very brave to go down the south wing...I won't even finish my sentence I have to go vomit.
AND-is that his wedding ring he's wearing?
I love her boots/hooded thing.
Submitted by Nippy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:56pm.
Cheers, Nippy! I could look at Bowie all day too! Probably why I never change avies! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Deb: You never disappoint me in your ability to cut to the chase in an eloquent manner. Plus I could look at your avatar all day long.
Submitted by Nippy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:35pm.
Nippy, I think Ronnie's charisma makes him, if not sexy, doable. Tommy may be a prettier specimen, but he turns my stomach. He wouldn't fuck me, but he'd be sure nobody else did either. What a joyless existence, (see Katie).
At least with Ronnie, you'd have a few laughs and get to hang out with rock n' roll royalty.
Plus, purely on a golddigger tip, Ronnie ain't gonna live that much longer!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I wonder if Ronnie even cares if she's in it for love or money. He's a Rolling Stone, and I think they are like Hef in that they don't give a rat's ass why they are getting laid, as long as they keep getting it.
Don't tell me. She wants to be a model.
Poor Ronnie thinks she's with him because she loves him.
Skinny legs on any man is disgusting.
@Deb: Good point. But I was stuck on this because I thought, "Well, if I were with the GMD I wouldn't have to fuck him. With Ronnie, I'd have to put out." On the other hand, Ronnie has talent and charisma, and he's not propagating the most evil cult of the 20th century.
Submitted by Nippy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:40pm.
Question: If you were a golddigger, and had to choose between Ronnie Wood and Tom Cruise, who would you pick?
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Ronnie Wood hands down. He's not an egomaniac, gay scientologist!
What's with England and ex-Soviet hookers?
I love that he met her at an escort agency.
Submitted by Nippy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:40pm.
Question: If you were a golddigger, and had to choose between Ronnie Wood and Tom Cruise, who would you pick?
No contest. Ronnie Wood all the way. Yes, he's an alchie who's made some bad judgements. Yes, he looks like death warmed over. But he was a fucking Rolling Stone! I've seen him on "Top Gear" and he has a great sense of humor. He's also a pretty talented painter.
And unlike Tommy Boy, Ronnie doesn't put on some show for the public. He could give a fuck what people think, and I like him for that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I am uncontrollably hip by all the standards that matter in this world and I wear Uggs. Sorry. They are in everywhere but NYC. ANd even there, when I wear them the birds sing and the heavens open up to get a closer look at my fabulousness.
Erm and is he still wearing his wedding ring?
Paris Herpes I have never heard of Denny's. It looks like a Pontis or Aberdeen Steak house.
MacDonalds is the same here as in the States. Smaller portions but overall with the odd "local" bit, the same.
Random question: do they have denny's in london? i never actually saw one, but there was a 24 hour McDonalds in Leicester Square which had Lamb McSpicy's and a Chicken Korma Sandwich! I actually don't think I even ate @ McDonalds in London, I thought the food was too weird. I think I tried the pineapple sundae though (which isn't exactly Indian but whatever...)
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Ronnie left a stunning woman (nearer his own age who has aged really well) for this piece of trash? She worked in a cocktail bar/whorehouse for Christ sake in East London! Ronnie is not an original Stone, he was indeed in the Faces (which lasted till mid 70s) and lived near me in a beautiful house on the hill. What's next? Mick in Uggs? Paul in Uggs? When will this stop? Oh and thanks Ronnie, I bought your book, reading about how much you loved Jo and then you went and left her.
Whoever asked who Ronnie Wood was needs to sit down!
Are they eating at a Denny's ???
charles, i am a precious fucking mouse thanks...hahahhaa...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
That's the second old man in Uggs I've seen in the past two days. It must be a sign of something bad.
Submitted by ScooterPoop on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:17pm.
He looks like an Appalachian Apple Doll.
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Holy cow. You are so right. Kind of wizened and shrunken.
Wonder if he's having prostate trouble?
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Question: If you were a golddigger, and had to choose between Ronnie Wood and Tom Cruise, who would you pick?
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:33pm.
Charles Manson, you're a Rolling Stones fan huh?
NO YOU PRECIOUS FUCKING MOUSE I AM A LED ZEPPELIN FAN.
Charles Manson, you're a Rolling Stones fan huh?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
That's all sorts of NASTY, if she was born in 1990 she's barely 19 years old. *retching*
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:24pm.
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I have long loved Roger! He is stil hot even at his age. Better condition than any of the Stones that's fo' sho'!
Me love him long time too. His body is amazing.
There are no nice looking Stones. (sorry, not really)
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She's flat and that's that!
he is so NOT a hot peepaw either, plus he's wearing Uggz!?! That is all sorts of wrong right there. girlfriend is one HELL of a golddigger, ah the sacrifices our vaginas make for the cash. it is really quite horrifying!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:22pm.
croc 'n roll - lmao! i'll have to see that one!
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When age gaps get this big, you just have to laugh and say "Well played, Sir. Well played."
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:21pm.
devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:04pm.
I wanna see Roger Daltry in Aerosoles next!
Do you just die when you see him shirtless? He still has the hotness.
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I have long loved Roger! He is stil hot even at his age. Better condition than any of the Stones that's fo' sho'!
Wait, he left his wife?? They were together forever no? And did he leave her for this twig or did they get together afterwards?