At Last....Beyonce's Gonna Get Her Ass Whooped!
May-December catfights are having the best week ever! First, there was La Dunaway vs. the chippy skank known as Hilary Duff. And now we have Etta James vs. Sasha Fierce! Diapers against divas. It is on.
When it was announced Beyonce would sing "At Last" at the presidential inauguration, I nearly turned my head inside out trying to figure out why they just didn't ask Etta instead. Etta feels the same way and bitch is bitter about it. During one of her concerts in Seattle the other night, Etta let it roar! Even Basement Baby hid under her bed in fright.
Etta told the audience, "You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”
FUCK YES! I felt like I've been dreaming of this moment ever since Beyonce got up there in that tight ass dress and sang Etta's song. Etta will beat the Sasha Fierce right out of Beyonce. And I want a hit of whatever Etta was smoking backstage.
Wait. Did she just diss Obama? Michelle Obama is going to have put all her rings on and tag in.
Below is audio of Etta's threat courtesy of YBF:
(Thanks Traci)
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:11pm.
All you did was stay in tune, like Beyonce did, like a million other people can do fucking bitch.
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Staying in tune? That's all music is to you? Staying in fucking tune??
W-O-W.
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
Holy. Shit.
I just came. For realz. I'm gonna find that meemaw and be her biggest groupie ever. FINALLY, someone had the fucking balls to say Beyonce SUCKS! \o/
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Holy Shittles!!! I've been mind freaked ala Etta James!! Get that Beyawnce bitch!!
WTF??!!?? I can't stand Beyonce, that bitch tries to steal everybody's songs and thunder. I can't believe she didn't have enough class to tell the coordinators to ask Etta to sing HER OWN SONG!!! Damn, talk about stepping on people, the bitch is tacky.
Speaking of that scary ass night, the presidential inauguration.
how bad was Suckira doing "sign sealed delivered" it sounded like she was saying Delibeard. I can't hear that song in those God damn Citbank commericals without thinking of her suckey vocal styleings.
*gets off soap box*
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Hahahah YES! Please kick her ass! I was also wondering why they just didn't ask Etta to sing HER song. Why get some twat who's on her 15 minutes to sing that song when you could get the real thing? I don't blame her for being pissed.
Maybe Obama thought Etta James was dead. Okay I'm not making excuses, but I totally believe he was pandering to the masses when he chose Beyawnce to sing At Last, especially if Etta was still alive. That is some wrong shit right there!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Etta told the audience, "You know, YOUR
President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President
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Whoa, Nelly!
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
"Submitted by Bella on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:07pm.
The person on that Beyonce hate website claims she received an email from somebody that worked in the inauguration commitee and who said papa Knowles bribed Beyonce´s way to sing at the event.
http://hateonbeyonce.blogspot.com/2009/01/juicy-email-alert-why-was-beyo...
Not the most reliable source, I know, but I choose to believe it anyway ;)"
That blog seriously made me LOL! <3 <3! I keep forgetting about that blog - for real. Thanks for the link.
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Etta is right on the money!
That song is her song and will always be her song. I can't stand Beyonce's version. It's like listening to karioke.
Just in case you bitches didn't know, Ms. James is THE ONE!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Bitch!
Someone smarter than you wrote a song that someone more talented that you produced that someone more money savvy than you distributed you pea brained, ignorant dingbat! All you did was stay in tune, like Beyonce did, like a million other people can do fucking bitch. How dare you drag Obama into some self indulgent, petty ass sh*t like this you cunt...
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!
I WANT TO SCREEEEEEAM!
I'm really not sure what to think about this. She showed up to the Cadillac Records premiere, took pictures with her and now she's slamming her. Something shady happened between than and now. And I'm definitely not thinking it was Etta who was being shady...
It certainly is a slap in the face to Etta for someone else to sing the song she made famous!! But the only reason Beyonce sang at the ball is because Papa Knowles and Jay Z paid her way as in "donated" money to Obama.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Submitted by Bella on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:07pm.
Oh I believe it, Daddy Knowles is RUTHLESS. Shes just his puppet.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Etta RULES! always loved her, and this just tops it.
I couldn't understand why Obama didn't get Etta to sing it either. dumb.
Miss Thang ~ scoot over so I can kneel down & pray next to the alter.
I'd like to see Ms. Etta slap the "Sascha Fierce" out of Beyonce's smug face.
Okay, we should just cancel the rest of 2009 and declare Etta HSOTY for this shit.
YES!!! Proud to say i'm in Seattle, but heart broken i missed that.
The best parody site for Beyonce super fans (Stans) and haters:
http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Why did everyone think she was dead? I am certain she went to the premiere of that movie that Big Booty Bitch was in, didn't she?
Etta all the way.
Did Obama put all these current stars in his inauguration in order to stay connected with the youth that was so instrumental in getting him into office? Perhaps.
Thats the first thing I tought of when I heard about this though; why isn't Etta James singing At Last?
Also would have been more appropriate since Etta was around to remember the civil rights movement. In my perception, thats what the song was about for the inauguratiuon.
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you tell em etta. never mess with a old diva LMAO!
The person on that Beyonce hate website claims she received an email from somebody that worked in the inauguration commitee and who said papa Knowles bribed Beyonce´s way to sing at the event.
http://hateonbeyonce.blogspot.com/2009/01/juicy-email-alert-why-was-beyo...
Not the most reliable source, I know, but I choose to believe it anyway ;)
Hahahaha. That's awesome!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Damn straight, Etta!! She has twice the talent in her little finger that Fiancee will ever have! Bitch should have refused and pointed out that the real Etta was still alive who could sing the song much better, but no, she wanted to steal the show. Also, Beyo just played Etta so you'd think she would have been more sensitive-bitch!
"You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–"
not a diss??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
OH.MY.GOD. I had like five orgasms reading that shit. I'm glad somebody is speaking out aganist this overrated hag.
I also wouldn't be surprised if Beyonce said something to keep Etta from singing.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
OMG I love this. Dear God please let this happen!! *erecting altar to the Lord so he will allow the memaw catfight to continue*
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Etta all the way. This tacky ass BYONCE annoys and cannot hold Etta's jock strap. That's right.
BTW Etta looks WAY better than beyonce here. Amazing. imagiine what she looked like at Beyonce's age. I think this is funny and good for her for saying how annoyed she is. I totally fucking agree with her. It's like going for mall wear when you could wear couture.
I also thought that Etta's death must have happened under the radar or something but I figured that's why Beyonce sang the song, because Etta had died. Why would they ever ask Beyonce instead of Etta to sing ETTA'S song?
That is awesome. Go Etta.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 5:00pm.
there is nothing better i would like to see than beyonce's weave pulled out her head! but- i don't appreciate the diss to the pres.
Actually in this situation, I think she has every right! I would be extremely insulted if I were in her situation. I dont think its political, I think its because it's personal!
I am SOOOOOOO loving that fact that BeYAWNce got the smack down from someone of REAL talent.
Team Etta! She'll kick that biotch's big ass booty and then go after Basement Baby just for sport!
Ok I could maybe see if the woman was laid up in the bed and agreed to allow another performer to sing her song, but SHE IS STILL PERFORMING. That is a fucking insult
I figured she turned Obama down. I had no idea she wasn't asked in the first place. It's her song after all. I don't blame her for feeling the way she does.
It was so profoundly lame that Etta wasn't asked to sing her own damn song! Very insulting. And then they ask some two-bit pop tart to sing the song INSTEAD of Etta. Trashy.
I'm so Team Etta on this one and I don't blame her for being pissed. It was very insulting.
I'm going with Etta on this one. WTF was up with Beyonce singing a song that wasn't hers...oh wait, she does that all the time and sells it as her own on her records. This time though, Etta is a big name, bigger than all the people Beyonce's stepped on (like Des'ree)so why this all happened is beyond me. I don't know what Obama and the party coordinators were thinking, Beyonce had already participated in the concert before the inauguration, enough!
there is nothing better i would like to see than beyonce's weave pulled out her head! but- i don't appreciate the diss to the pres.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I somewhat wonder if Beyonce ran her fat cow mouth so that Etta COULDNT sing At last.
I don't blame her for speaking out. If she was dead, having someone do a cover is fine, but shit, no one sings Etta's songs as good as Etta.
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And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin'
And the thrill of your touch gives me fright
And I'm shaking so much, really yearning
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
-Led Zeppelin
My money's on Etta!
i've been asking that question too miss etta: why were YOU not asked to sing YOUR song instead of the overexposed bouncey...
i'm getting my popcorn ready for the fight....
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
she's right. It was her song and it would have made more sense for her to sing it. She actually lived through the age of civil rights so i think it would have been more appropriate for her to do so. Also, Beyonce was acting like such an obnoxious twat about her appearance, despite being told not to say a damn thing.
Etta has every right to be pissed.
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
I LOVE Etta James!
BeYAWNsay needs to hide from that crazy bitch!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Fuck yes is right! I love this!
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"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
I will never forgive Obama for not having Etta James sing. That was a slap in the face to this legend.
Etta has an incredible voice and REAL talent unlike Beyonce who is just a parasitic hack feeding off Etta's fame.
Etta ~ darlin' go kick some ass!
I never even entertained the thought for one second that Etta James was still living.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ETTA. DUH. I DID'NT KNOW SHE WAS STILL ALIVE BUT SHE'S A LEGEND THE REAL MCCOY. BEYONCE SHOULD APOLOGIZE.
Etta is some memaw sexay. AND she'll cut a bitch. Can't go wrong with that combination.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly