Jen, This Isn't Helping
If I was Jenny Aniston's spokeswhore, I'd make her swear on her favorite real baby that she will not talk about men, relationships, Brangelina, Maddox or anything sex-related during interviews. You know, I'd demand that she only talk about kittens, puppies, unicorns, rainbows, Cathy the comic strip, candy canes, cocaine and ice cream! Those are safe topics. If she stayed on those topics, quotes like the one she gave Marie Claire would never come back to bite her in the nalgas.
In a joint interview with Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin for that GET ME A MAN NOW movie, Jennifer Aniston confessed this: "I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… it’s like saving love letters."
HUSBAND! Oh, Jen. It's time to burn the entire cardboard box you keep near your bed labeled: WHY BRAD WHY?!!!! This is just Kleenex box sad. I totally picture her listening to those tapes while cuddling with the teddy bear she made using hair she stole from Brad's hairbrush. I bet she spent hours taking soundbytes from each tape to get Brad to say, "Hi, gorgeous honey. You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Marry me again. Angelina is a hose." She couldn't find a bite of him using the word "whore," but she figured "hose" was close enough.
Click here to read the entire interview.
(Thanks LaToya)



EEEEWWWWWW! That sounds very creepy...Almost stalker-ish! Jen...Honey...It's spelled T-H-E-R-A-P-Y! Make the call...
It's obvious why she stated "messages from my husband" and not "from my ex-husband".....IF she had said "messages from my ex-husband" it would mean that Brad who is now her ex was STILL phoning her at this time and leaving her messages on her machine....simple! Question Answered!
Well, I think we should give her the benefit of the doubt because she said "messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… ". Had it been "messages from my ex-boyfriends and my husband"...now that's something to talk about.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:30pm.
I know I've learned a lot about adoption and that James Haven likes Mary Kay products... :) Who knew... I never pegged him for a Mary Kay customer.
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O hunny - he ain't a customer! He's a Mary Kay EXPERT!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:30pm.
I know I've learned a lot about adoption and that James Haven likes Mary Kay products... :) Who knew... I never pegged him for a Mary Kay customer.
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Wow, I think I know more about the parties involved in the Brangelina Triangle than they know about themselves at this point.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
rhee-tar-did.
I highly doubt that even 10% of the people on this post agree with you, but don’t fret the fortune teller will tell you your fortune for free.
I know you dream about life with Angelina
In one particular dream you’re walking in a field of daisys with Maddox and the blob.
The blob plucks a daisy and say this is for you step mummy shoe addict.
Your eyes start glistering with tears Brad come from behind, the she devil comes from the front they hug and and whisper together in your ears we love you shoe addict
Then you wake up and find that you're wet below the navel
Yes shoe addict the fortune teller sees all and knows all.
And I have to be frank my child that dream will never ever come to pass
But Dlisted is a safe haven for the lost, lonely , troubled and misguided so the people there will fill the void in your heart
But if you do not stop your crazed loon antics against the Aniston
The masses will come after you and you will lose the only people who love you
*Mark my words*
and im ok with that cuz 90% of the posters in here "agree with me".
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really, 90%? Are the same 5 people reposting causing you to believe that? now I know you're showing signs of delusion.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
We can agree to disagree. I'm not faulting you for your opinion. I just think you're wrong.
-and im ok with that cuz 90% of the posters in here "agree with me". i dont think there is a right or wrong in situations like this. you, me, jen can handle her life how she wants. we have to live with our decisions..no one else
and kids or no kids some people will always choose the high road. PERIOD
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Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:11pm
1) reese witherspoon, cheated on by ryan Phillipe on a movie set with abbie cornish
- i dont think she talked about it at all, just quietly moved on
2) Nicole Kidman, traded in for Kate Holmes
-she couldve milked it, Tom is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. We are still waiting to hear more about that marriage
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And maybe it's a little different when you have children together. You keep quiet for the sake of the children. You spare them the embarrassment. It's called sucking it up for the sake of your kids.
No one (especially Brad) spared Jen the embarrassment and maybe that's because she didn't have a child.
As for Halle - well, she spoke several times about the infidelity in her marriage. She also had a step daughter that looked up to her. So maybe that's the reason she kept her mouth shut. She certainly had no problem implying that an ex boyfriend busted her eardrum though.
Cameron Diaz- ok. I give her credit. She has kept her mouth shut, however, she also wasn't married to Justin. She never spoke about her break up with Matt Dillion either. I'm sure a tell all will be in the works someday.
Meg Ryan - pegged as the adulterer only to find out after years of keeping her mouth shut that she was also cheated on ....ALOT. It must get tiresome taking the high road, shutting your mouth and letting the public presume to know why your marriage ended. I would think that's why she finally said something. Same reason Jen clears the air every now and then.
We can agree to disagree. I'm not faulting you for your opinion. I just think you're wrong.
Submitted by FortuneTeller on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:10pm.
I just tried to explain why "I" feel the way I feel.
Its an opinion its not set in stone, you took it that way.
Im allowed to think what I want. More than half the people including Michael K think shes coming across as desparate. you can feel that shes not.
You wanna get into a bar room brawl with me over a bitch that neither one of us know. Relax!!!
I think she's desparate because of the comments that she makes in mags. You dont see it that way...ok
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I did have compassion for her for the first two years, do your interviews about it whatever. now its time to move on. And clearly its not just me.
you wrote: Honestly, how can you even begin to compare yourself to someone who is in the public eye?
-I didnt, I gave you the reasons why "I" dont like her maxing out her victim status. The actual comparison was vs other actresses I wrote:There are plenty of actresses who are strong and survive disasters and catastrophes in love and in life. They dust themselves off and move on. Those are women I would respect instead of feel sorry for.
examples: These actresses are all more successful than Jen btw. This is a list of the highest paid
1) reese witherspoon, cheated on by ryan Phillipe on a movie set with abbie cornish
- i dont think she talked about it at all, just quietly moved on
2) Nicole Kidman, traded in for Kate Holmes
-she couldve milked it, Tom is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. We are still waiting to hear more about that marriage
3) Cameron Diaz, dumped by Justin Timberlake, hes now with J. Biel
4) Halle Berry, one of the most beautiful, hubby was constantly cheating
Don't get mad at me because I prefer the way they handled their break-up as opposed to the way Jen did. I tried to explain why. but it just infuriates u. To each his own. We dont handle things the same. I accept that...do you?
Well leave me alone then...Jeez
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Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:08pm.
Who said she is wallowing? And I’m sure most people on here do not like to associate with deranged loons who act as if their stupid opinions are facts set in stone. Again you know nothing about her or her life. Jennifer is far from the victim people like you desperately try to make her seem. She is a beautiful, incredibly sexy , rich, successful , single woman living her life and does not need your approval the live and as for her film sales ,well just look it up, she really doesn’t have to do much for her films to do well. I’m sure it makes you feel good when you tell yourself she is at home crying over Brad day and night but I really doubt that happens. Also why don’t you lot accuse Brad for not being over Jen when he talks about how he will always love her and how they are still friends or when he say the he still call her. Oh wait I forgot you tell yourselves every night before you go to sleep that Brad loves Angelina and we are all crazy to think otherwise and he really wanted all those bastards and they are living happily ever after. People wake up and smell the coffee Aniston is far from what you want to make her seem. It’s like no matter what she can’t win with you tools everything she say or does have to be twisted and criticized. When she wasn’t talking about Brad she was weak and still tied up over it. When she does talk about it, it’s the same thing. Thank God she doesn’t give a crap about any of your opinions. Also for the comment about having kids is a bigger deal than marriage because marriage can be dissolved but kids are forever, what planet do you live on. I’m sure is not earth because on earth kids have never stop couples from splitting apart. I think Brad is ashamed of his situation that’s why something for events he wears that Gold band around his finger. No self respecting man in love with the woman will refuse to marry her even after 6 kids. When people ask Angelina about them getting married she usually say one thing “ask Brad” he doesn’t want her. Children all no children Angelina will never have what Brad had with Jenn had during that 8 year relationship and that’s because the was deeply in love with Jennifer and my God all Jenn said was she kept things for past relationships I’m sure about 90% of the women here can relate to it. Anyhow it’s time for the fortune
I have seen what is to come
Jennifer will go on having a blessed year filled with success and happiness
Bradley will be betrayed by the she devil
He will leave her and take his children with him
The she devil knows that the young coco child is her weapon to keep him
The young coco child will fight scratch kick and scream for him to take her
He will take she with him illegally but the courts will grant him custody
The she devil will come out and confess her love for her brother and humiliate Bradley with intimate details about their arrangement
But not all is lost Bradley will find true love
He will marry a chocolate woman
And he will live happily ever after they will become legends in this land
As for the she devil not so much James haven will betray she for a box of Mary Kay products
*Mark my words*
gem15 - I think all parties need to hush the hell up. They all made comments I think were stupid to make after so long. I myself have 10 years before I worry about 40, but I find it insulting so many WOMEN talk like it's a death trap. I also think there is NO ROLE MODEL for someone who is left for a more attractive woman. I think more women should stick together instead of stabbing each other in the damn back. Knock a few useless men of the throne and put the more intelligent species in.
Besides. In my opinion Pitt is the biggest loser in this whole mess. He lost all his hot and now seems to compensate with "closet" drinking prob. He is no poster boy for GUYS WHO LEAVE THEIR WIVES. I mean if faking happy is the way to go and to age 15 years in 5 is great, then sure.
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Hey, 2 drink minimum, it's not personal, it's business! As a middle aged woman myself I would have a lot more respect for her if she had some respect for herself. The GQ article with her holding Brads babies in HER arms, the Oprah interview going on about all the wonderful things he's done, the VF interview where she's crying in between yoga moves and screaming at the sea? The MarieClaire intv (2 yrs ago) where it's alright to be lonely, the NYT photo spread with the puckered lips (mimic AJ W photo shoot), the VF red dress in the desert (mimic AJ VF cover 4 yrs earlier). This chick is sick in the head and gives all of us middle aged women who actually got over an EX and lived to tell about it a bad name! Just my opinion and since I live in the U.S. Just my opinion but I'm entitled to it!
Submitted by texannewlywed on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:43am.
Yeah @ gyeah. I think it's opinions. I've never seen the Bermuda triangle posts be so passionate. It reminds me of the Beyonce threads on other blogs. I've fallen prey to posting long winded posts early on, but I realized that I come here to chill out and laugh. I'll save my thesis for school. This blog is the best.
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Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:08pm.Thats how I feel, I am a strong woman who has been heartbroken, cheated on etc. I don't carry myself like that..but I understand that some people love the pity, don't mind humiliating themselves etc. Maybe you identify with her and my critiques of her may have hit close to home and if thats the case I'm sorry.
I just choose to associate with people who triumph after tragedy
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Oh please. Spare me the lecture. I would think that someone who has been heartbroken, cheated on, dumped .. whatever... would be able to empathize with the betrayal and humiliation that someone like Jen had to endure in the limelight no less. I certainly CAN identify with her. I've never been divorced, but I've certainly had my heartbroken. It doesn't make me cynical though. It makes me empathetic, sympathetic and compassionate to other people experiencing similar pain. It makes me want to root for her. Doesn't matter how happy and fulfilled I feel now. I don't forget any pain I went through to get here. It was worth it in the long run and maybe eventually Jen will see that too.
Honestly, how can you even begin to compare yourself to someone who is in the public eye? It's easy to pick yourself back up, dust off and move on -- in normal life. She doesn't have that.She has constant reminders. Imagine when your boyfriend cheated on you and it was then played out in every magazine for 4 years. Every word she utters makes news. Jolie and Pitt seem to have gotten off scott free for the humiliation they've caused another person. Hey, you want to defend two people that have no moral compass - by all means go for it and then when you're done you can continue to call yourself a strong woman. That a girl!
Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:32pm.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s 2005 adoption of daughter Zahara was “legal and irrevocable,” the head of adoption agency Wide Horizons for Children said Thursday, calling bunk claims that the girl’s birth family is seeking her return to Ethiopia.
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:55pm.
Zahara and Maddox now will use Jolie-Pitt as surname
updated 1:35 p.m. ET Jan. 19, 2006
SANTA MONICA, Calif. - A judge granted a request Thursday by Angelina Jolie to change the names of her two children to reflect that Brad Pitt intends to become their adoptive father.
“The court granted the name change,” lawyer Evan Spiegel, who represents Jolie, told reporters outside court. He did not take questions.
I think that court papers are more reliable than sloppy journalism If he had adopted her in 2005 why apply to change her name and announce the intention to adopt in 2006? However I am only doing this because I am a) a pedant and b) because I am sick to death of people accepting what St Ange says purely because she said it.
As for Jen being desparate, I suspect that after ignoring the fact that she was done to dirty to by her no good morphing boy husband for as long as she could she gave them a little poke. I also would not get over excited about them having kids. Maybe Shiloh was an accident- let's hope so as it will hurt her to find out her dad was married to someone else when she was created- but we will never know as St Ange said she 'got knocked up' and later said she had planned it after hearing Maddox call him daddy. No coaching of course. The Clomid twins were a desparate attempt to regain the spotlight as will the next adoption- watch out for twins on the horizon.
Edited for missing sentence.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
K2
I copied the adoption comments directly from BBC news and the comment was directly from the adoption agency, not that the news is always credible but I choose to believe them over you because you have lost your cool and you are not objective and now you're splitting hairs. Legally he has 6 children, feel free to add as many asteriks as you want.
Mrs Kravitz once said that our opinions on celebs have a lot to do with our own lives, upbringing culture etc.
"I" would never belittle myself and look desparate, play a victim, feed in to the belief that I am not over my ex after he had clearly moved on and applied to be the legal guardian (as u say) of three of her children and got her pregnant with three more.
I wouldn't do it in real life..I wouldn't do it as an actress. I dont even think its a successful strategy as it doesnt make me want to see her movies. There are plenty of actresses who are strong and survive disasters and catastrophes in love and in life. They dust themselves off and move on. Those are women I would respect instead of feel sorry for.
If your "go to" to sell movies is to play a pathetic, desparate victim and play on the pity of middle america because your husband left you for another woman four years ago, then maybe you need to get a new profession!!! or take your 100 million dollars and retire.
Thats how I feel, I am a strong woman who has been heartbroken, cheated on etc. I don't carry myself like that..but I understand that some people love the pity, don't mind humiliating themselves etc. Maybe you identify with her and my critiques of her may have hit close to home and if thats the case I'm sorry.
I just choose to associate with people who triumph after tragedy not wallow (sp?) in it.
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Zahara and Maddox now will use Jolie-Pitt as surname
updated 1:35 p.m. ET Jan. 19, 2006
SANTA MONICA, Calif. - A judge granted a request Thursday by Angelina Jolie to change the names of her two children to reflect that Brad Pitt intends to become their adoptive father.
“The court granted the name change,” lawyer Evan Spiegel, who represents Jolie, told reporters outside court. He did not take questions.
See- change of name. 'Intends' to become adoptive father. If he had actually been allowed to adopt them don't you think we would have seen the adoption papers? We saw the twins bloody birth certificate.
Jolie told him that he is a daddy to the adopted kids and has changed their names. When they spilt the adopted kids will revert to being hers and hers alone. However you are of course free to the think what you want and if you can find ANYTHING that says other than change of name, 'intends' to adopt then I will happily eat my words. Just cos Angie says it, don't make it true (please see would never sleep with married man)
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
I HATE defending them, just dont make wreckless statements that aren't true. I could look up Maddox and the rest of em as well. They aren't his children because they are adopted??? Legally the first three are just as much his as the three she gave birth to.
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Then stop defending them b/c you don't know what you're talking about and now you just sound stupid.
Jolie (one of her many lies I'm sure) has made it clear that she adopted Zahara alone. Brad went with her to pick her up. IF he did adopt this child in July - then it's even more pathetic how he slapped his wife in the face since she had just filed for divorce in March! As for Maddox - he may have had Pitt's name added to the Thorton and Jolie but that does NOT make him legally Brad's. Brad and Jolie are NOT even married. If Jolie adopted Maddox THEN married Pitt - he would be able to adopt him as his. NOT if they're unmarried. Pax was also single handily adopted by Jolie. Again Vietnam would not allow Pitt to adopt since they weren't married. The laws in this country are no different. Brad would be considered the legal guardian if anything happened to Jolie. NOT a parent.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:21am.
I like Jen. I think she got a raw deal.
But here's what I don't understand: Why do people cling to a relationship that's over?
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I think it just becomes a personal issue - we all handle things differently. Like I said; I ALWAYS keep something. I don't look at that something for years at a time but when I come across it, or think of it and it's there - it makes me happy to reminisce. It helps me learn from my mistakes cuz hindsight is 20/20...and it's my LIFE. It's the story of my life.
As for Jen - it's so fucking obvious. She has a movie coming out called "He's Just Not That Into You" and a perfect life story to go with it. She MUST have considered all of that when she accepted the role. I'm pretty sure she accepted it cuz she KNEW it would get her attention. Which is what EVERY attention-whore in Hollywood wants, right?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
and here is maddox: He applied to adopt both at the same time.
From BBC News
Last Updated: Saturday, 3 December 2005, 10:55 GMT Brad Pitt is applying to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie's two children, his publicist has announced.
If the application is successful the children's names will be changed to Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Zahara Jolie-Pitt.
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s 2005 adoption of daughter Zahara was “legal and irrevocable,” the head of adoption agency Wide Horizons for Children said Thursday, calling bunk claims that the girl’s birth family is seeking her return to Ethiopia.
the grandmother brought three witnesses to court who testified that Zahara’s mother had died and that her father was unknown…The court also investigated the social status of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt before approving the adoption.”
-I HATE defending them, just dont make wreckless statements that aren't true. I could look up Maddox and the rest of em as well. They aren't his children because they are adopted??? Legally the first three are just as much his as the three she gave birth to.
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I’m sorry to be a pendant but the Holi-Shitts do not have ‘four years and six kids’ between them. She bought Maddox when she was married to Billy Bob. She has custody of him but he is the legal father and that is a fact. You can change names but facts remain. You may well put a pig in a tutu but it does not make it a ballerina. Zahara she bought on her own. He may have held her handbag but he did not adopt the girl- they would not allow an unmarried couple to adopt especially as he was still married to someone else. Shiloh is theirs, even his being married to someone else does not change that. Pax, again, adopted as a single parent. The Clomid twins are theirs. So four years and three kids. Thanking you.
At the risk of repeating myself, changing someone’s name does not change their parents. If I called Lizzieboy Jnr and Lizziegirl Jnr Boy Izzard and Girl Izzard they would not be Eddie’s kids. Sad but true.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Morticia must be throwing fits as we speak cuz Bradley boy made no cassette tapes for her.
Looks like she's gonna buy another kid soon..
Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:30am.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:57am. Hasn't Juliette Lewis been known to throw jabs about Brad?
-First, Jen does it in every interview..they don't. and she's been doing it for four years constantly, they havent.
The last one with Jen was "that was so uncool"
this one she slips and calls him her husband.
Next week there will be another.
SHE can't do it because the perception is that she can't move on even though clearly he has and thats not a good look. The post is entitled, "jen this isnt helping".
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Holy shit! I can't even believe the double standard. Are you kidding me? She talks about them in EVERY interview? Yeah, after keeping her mouth shut for the first 3 years!! Jolie dishes it out and Jen responded. Who the fuck wouldn't? It's ok for Jolie and Pitt to discuss the beginning of a love AFFAIR because they now have 6 kids and "appear" to be a family? SO Jen needs to suck it up? WHY?? I don't think so. She deserves to talk about it just like the rest of them.
Screw everyone else's perception. It's certainly not hurting sales at the box office! She is the scorned wife - 4 years ago or NOT.
By the way, I used Juliette as an example. She was never married to the guy. Although she was engaged to him along with 3 others before Jen. Funny how he could propose to all these woman but not Jolie. I guess the 6 kids makes us a family theory justifies it all for him. Whatever helps him sleep at night.
She can talk about it all she wants to courtney cox or her real friends!!! why the press???
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So I suspect the reason Brad and Jolie talk about life, babies, sex, and the non- affair to the press is because they have no friends to confide in. OK it all makes sense now. Jen, keep your private thoughts about your private life to yourself when trying to promote a movie, everyone else feel free to open up !
I feel I must repeat what i posted last night, Jen said this on purpose just to stir the shit stew.
And it's working.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:21am.
Im with you on that one...I however feel that if I ever broke up with my current BF of 4 years that I would seriously need a LOOOONG time to get over it I mean just even thinking about it makes me burst out in tears so in that sense I understand Jen and I feel for her because if that ever happened to me I know it would take me along time to cope..what i dont get though is why she needs to broadcast this to the world? Talk to your friends and fam they are there to listen and support dont go off saying random lame comments to the media...I like Jen A LOT but shit likes this makes me feel really sorry for her in a bad way and I just don't get why she keeps trying to feed this image! sorry for the rant lol
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:21am.
Otherwise, you'll never get over it if you have constant reminders.
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That's the thing. She has constant reminders. All three of them are in the public eye. It was easier for me to get over my ex-husband because he moved to a different state. I didn't have to worry about running into him and the rebound he married at the supermarket, the car wash, etc. Out of sight, out of mind. The marriage with the rebound didn't end well... can't say I was sad about it. Is that evil?
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:57am. Hasn't Juliette Lewis been known to throw jabs about Brad?
-First, Jen does it in every interview..they don't. and she's been doin it for four years constantly, they havent.
The last one with Jen was "that was so uncool"
this one she slips and calls him her husband.
Next week there will be another.
SHE can't do it because the perception is that she can't move on even though clearly he has and thats not a good look. The post is entitled, "jen this isnt helping".
yes a woman can talk about her ex but at a certain point(4 yrs & six kids later) it becomes pitiful.
Can't a 22 year old girl just go out and get shitfaced without being criticized ???
of course but Not if ur lindsay Lohan
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I like Jen. I think she got a raw deal.
But here's what I don't understand: Why do people cling to a relationship that's over? I have a friend who's been hung up on this loser (alcoholic/drug addict, in & out of jail, he AND his kids stole $$ from her, the list goes one & one) for years. It's over. It's time to move on. I've had my share of heartaches, including a divorce, & I always found it best to make a clean break. Otherwise, you'll never get over it if you have constant reminders.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
gem - I think pathetic loser in french is gem15.
Quit it with attacking a woman cause of her age.
It's the one thing in life we simply cannot change. You want to talk about actions that's one thing, personality sure. All things we control. Otherwise it's just lame.
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There's no time limit on getting over an ex-husband. Four years may be enough for some people and for others may take a lifetime. Bringing up an ex-husband in conversation or thinking about an ex is inevitable.. especially when you were together for about a decade. Maybe it was wrong of her to share this (keeping tapes) with the world, but she's human. As far as the publicity these type of quotes garner or whether they're done on purpose, all three of them benefit from this... not just Jen.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:56am.
JSubmitted by K2 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:42am
In reply to K2
When she speaks to mags she has to be careful of the image she puts out there thats why they hire PUBLICISTS!
Thats why some people choose not to discuss their personal life at all.People's perception of movie stars affects the box office draw. See Bennifer!!!
She can talk about it all she wants to courtney cox or her real friends!!! why the press???
I agree with Mrs Gosling 100%
JEN! wtf....who says that? I mean I might tell that to my sister after watching a sad chick filck and drinking a little but to a dam magazine after everyone already labels you as desperate? NO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
JEN! wtf....who says that? I mean I might tell that to my sister after watching a sad chick filck and drinking a little but to a dam magazine after everyone already labels you as desperate? NO
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I never stay on topic :)
Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:42am
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Sorry, but I'd really love to know why people aren't allowed to discuss their past? Is it only Jennifer Aniston or is this suppose to apply to everyone? If that's the case then tell Billy Bob to shut his fuckin' trap about his continued love and phone calls to angelina (haven't they been divorced for the past 6 years). HOW about Johnny Lee Miller stop being asked questions concerning his ex wife of 9 years ago (we've seen it happen on plenty of talk shows). Hasn't Juliette Lewis been known to throw jabs about Brad? If I recall she said something only a year or two ago about him. Lets start calling all those exes, "desperate, attention seeking, PR working, losers!"
Bottom line is this: People still talk about exes. It's not so cut and dry. You'd have to be a cold ass robot to pretend certain people didn't exist in your life and may still even affect your life in some way. Jen's life happens to play out in front of the public - she's bound to bring up her marriage of 4 years - even if it is over! Seriously stop with the double standard people.
Submitted by gem15 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:40am.
The only thing I can think to explain it is that its her way of staying in the spotlight.
I think the whole angie/brad/jen bs is totally cooked up by the three of them because it has gained them all enormous exposure.
The storyline works for all of them, and Jen is the scorned woman in that story.
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This is one sad, pathetic middle aged woman. Wonder why he left? Probably would have left her sorry ass years before he did but she threatened suicide, she seems that unstable. 4+ years, 6 kids, what more does it take to get over a man? She's filthy rich, not unattractive (better stop with the injectibles though, she's looking a little puffy lately), an A-lister by injection (but who cares how she got there), what more does she want? Can she do one promotional movie tour without bringing up her EX, his mate, their children? Great role model for women whose men left them for younger and/or more attractive woman. How do you say pathetic loser in french?
You know what I like about all this? She makes me look NORMAL with my 10 cats and fifth of vodka. Do you hear me talking about my ex? No. You see me drunk on the porch waving my furminator angrily towards the sky.
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:16am.
Let's just imagine for a moment that she really IS lonely, sad and misses her ex. Does that make it ok to hate on her?
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Its ok if she does but since she insists on making some mention of him to the press I believe she's just doing it for the publicity.
She can say, "ive moved on with my life. r u still askin questions about that? it was four years ago, lets move on". and they will But she doesnt she milks it to death.
You don't have to ANNOUNCE to the whole world that ur not over ur ex who dumped you 4 yrs ago. Its time to move on. If I had a friend in real life who still complained about her ex 4 yrs later I would think she's pitiful too. Move the fuck on.
If she does it for publicity, its run its course and shes an attention whore in need of a new strategy
If she's really still cryin over it, stop tellin people its been four years, he's in love with someone else and has six kids.
Is that what she wants to be her legacy?
I'm the girl who Brad left for angie and had all those damn kids. How long before everyone else thinks its pathetic.... ten years? Shes already at 4 with no sign of slowin down.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Miss Anus-stone's neediness is a bit thick.
*Ring ring*
‘Hello’
‘Jen? It’s Jane’
‘Hi, how was Japan?’
‘Eh? Oh you know. We’re somewhere in Europe now. I think. Jen, I need to ask you something’
‘Go ahead, hon, what’s up?’
‘Do you tape our phone calls?’
‘No, don’t be silly, of course not. What are you talking about?’
‘Oh, just being silly. Miss Piss was throwing crockery at all hours, yelling at Brad to CONFESS what messages he has left you. Did he love you more than her? Was she pregnant at the time – bit of a cock up on Brad’s part muttering ‘when aren’t you’ so that didn’t help- and having a right carry on. Later, I found him asleep in a pool of beer- he was writing a letter to you but it was so badly spelt I felt sorry for him’
‘Oh it’s that interview isn’t it? Oh that, it was just a throwaway comment, misinterpreted as usual. Silly Jane, as if I would do that!’
‘Sorry Jen, I have to go, someone’s crying, god knows who’
‘OK, bye’
*ominous clicking sound’
*ring ring*
‘Good afternoon, World Wide Global Publishers. How can I help you?’
‘Hi, Miss Hopper please. It’s Miss Aniston’
‘Putting you through Miss Aniston’
‘Jen , darling, how are you?’
‘Have I got a tape for you…’
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Submitted by matthew323 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:59am.
Brad at least married Jen.....Angie has 6 kids and he still wont marry her.
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I'm no Brangeloonie, i'm being objective.. but your theory doesn't take into consideration that angie has been married twice before and because of the way they ended she may actually be the one holding out and not wanting to be married....like halle Berry and Gabriel Autry. furthermore i think angie wears the pants and brad does whatever she says. He's her bitch boy. Have you seen the way he looks at her...He is beyond whipped!!!!!!!I think its more likely that they may be holdin out in case they need a publicity boost.
Besides i think having kids (especially six) with someone is a bigger deal (life commitment) than getting married at that point....six!!! The marriage can be undone by signing papers....the kids, no way.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Let's just imagine for a moment that she really IS lonely, sad and misses her ex. Does that make it ok to hate on her?
Shall we not instead hate on those who claime to be perfect and have a perfect life with perfect kids?
I feel sorry for Jennifer if she still loves Brad, that must be horrible for her. I think she is a nice human being and a pretty one aswell.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 7:58pm.
.... This shit has to crawl all over her because it's a constant reminder that Brad actually loved someone before her. That's gotta aggravate her to no end and for that? I love me some Jen.
I agree. I think Miss A took the high road when Brad dumped her in part because she has some class but also because she didn’t want pity. It might also be the case that whilst the world sent mental over the chosen one being a good sport was her best career option too. However the degraded cunt that is St Ange is getting itchy knickers. It’s not like her to stay in a relationship- or indeed one place, post code, country or have a number of children you can count on. She’s bored, she wants the attention again. She wants the world to believe that she is both a saint and a bad ass. So, as the Clomid twins only kept the flame alive for a bit what better than a sadistic poke a defenceless woman in the shape of ‘oh I can’t wait for the kids to see the moved where mommy and daddy hit each other and fell in love *slurp*’ Jen retaliated and looky here, hit movie and maybe a bit more self esteem. Go for it Jen- keep saying HUSBAND when ol’ morphing boy won’t marry the mother of his kids. Maybe make him lay awake wondering what tape? When? If he was pledging undying love to the she devil as they fucked in her trailer and at the very same time leaving loving messages to his wife- well, that might hurt. Better yet, how about the message that says ‘Jen,. I’ve done wrong and I am in a terrible mess, please forgive me’ when fish lips was up the spout with the chosen one?
BWWA HA HA. Good luck Jen.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)