It's A Small MiserAlba After All!
MiserAlba is in all of us! Her beauty transcends all cultures! That's what that bitch claims anyway. In the new issue of Elle, MiserAlba talked about her exotic looks: "There aren’t many other stars, besides Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez, who most people in the world can related to. We look like people of the world – I can kind of mix in with girls in Asia, South America, Europe.”
Bitch is like the Small World ride at Disneyland, but except for smiley happy dancey children, you get a frowner who will cut you with her death eyes. And my second cousin Lupe is going to be fucking thrilled to know she's an international hybrid beauty who can pass as a Swedish chick, because ho looks just like MiserAlba.
MiserAlba also talked about how she cried tears out of her eyes when she had to work out to lose the baby weight, "The workouts were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since." And she went on to say that contractions are cake and ice cream! "Contractions aren’t that bad. If you’ve ever had bad cramps? That’s what they’re like.”
Contractions were nothing to MiserAlba, because she took the pain she was feeling out on Cash Warren's balls. She slowly popped them one by one. Cash has a no-nut area now, but that doesn't matter, because MiserAlba had an easy child birth!
And she only cried during her workouts, because her trainer played her movies during their sessions. Her acting skills makes everyone cry.
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Huh?? I have news for her-- she's not at all exotic looking. In fact, she looks like the average Puerto Rican or Mexican woman. If she considers that a "woman of the world," well, ok.
Obviously, she thinks she is better looking than the rest of us but, in reality, she's simply average. The only thing about her that isn't average is her huge ego . . . and her delusions of grandeur.
And Cameron diaz is very pretty to me, bad skin and all. She is white looking but is half cuban. So i dunno if that's called exotic or not. But I've never seen anyone that looked anything like her, her bone structure and her gorgeous eyes.
Hello, there are other exotic looking women. Rosario Dawson just to name one.
Somebody please remind me exactly who this cunt is? I mean really, why do we give two shits about anything that comes out of her pie hole? Actually MK should drop her ass like a hot rock and focus all of his attention on on Miser's mom. Now seriously that is one hot bitch!!!!
Agree that contractions (for me) are like the worst cramps ever. Times three. I didn't have any drugs, but I have a pretty high tolerance for the pain, especially if I know I'm not dying andI'm getting a baby for all my trouble.
But everyone's experience is different. I know women who had such horrible pregnancies and births that they refuse to go through it again.
My ex's ex told me it was like taking a giant dump, and that's accurate.
I really wish someone would go up to her and sock her hard in her vagina. That might wake her up from her delusional walking coma she has been in.
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
She looks hideous that close up...She cant mix in with asians & most of europe, who is she kidding?
I dont find her face to be that versatile at all.
As far as contractions go, I cant say personally because I am childless so far, but my friends always say take your worst ever cramps & multiply them by thousands. Then the contractions get closer & faster & you dont even have time to catch your breath between them... She must be talking about the mere 5 minutes of labor she experienced before the epidural was administered.
Yeah, so having babies is much easier than working out. Don't think so Bitch!
MiserAlba also talked about how she cried tears out of her eyes when she had to work out to lose the baby weight, "The workouts were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since." And she went on to say that contractions are cake and ice cream! "Contractions aren’t that bad. If you’ve ever had bad cramps? That’s what they’re like.”
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Yeah. She cries during workouts, but labor pains are just like bad cramps. Asshole.
What??! My contractions were NOTHING like menstrual cramps! Either she is a lucky bitch or she is lying and I think it is the second.
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What a kooky kritter! It misrepresents childbirth to toss it off as "bad cramps." In her ignorance, she is not taking the size of the baby into account and other variables. She is a twisted crazoid if she cries during working out but downplays the sensations of expelling a fully formed baby out of a tiny orifice.
Wow I used to like her. What a total egoTESTICLE bitch. She's pretty but damn I've seen better. Mija get over yourself and get a brain.
Oh yeah and clean that butter out the corner of your eye and use some Proactive too.
From an artistic pov, she's never done anything. She's known for her face, which is rather busted without makeup, and her body, not her body of work. She should jusy STFU and enjoy the lucky position she's in.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
She really needs to just shut up. Quite frankly until Berry told everyone she was biracial I didn't know. And since alba seems to not care about much besides getting paid and flasing her ass, literally, spare me the who universal woman crap.
Submitted by BlossomEndRot on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:57am.
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Miser has never been in a hit movie or show. ...
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By the way, did you enjoy your first week living in the modern civilisation? You've got some catching-up to do. A lot of things may have left you untouched in the Amazonas primeval forest where you used to live up until now. Like e.g. tv shows and movies that Alba did.
I'm not saying she is a noteworthy actress. Then again compared to Reese Witherspoon or Jennifer Hudson she's ten times the oscar material than they are.
But it's outright moronic to wish away the success of some of the stuff she did like Dark Angel or Sin City. It did happen, deal with it.
I dunno why, but I don't hate her quite as much as I hate, say, Tom Cruise or the Simpson family. I think she's beatiful, bad skin and all. It's a relief to know that even with all of their money, some of them even have bad skin. I thought my skin was bad, but hers is worse!
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She was pretty in a ripe-peach kind of way on Dark Angel or whatever that show was, but now she's just another stick figure with no soul.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. Goethe
Miser has never been in a hit movie or show. Time for this one to go home. No one wants to see her average ass.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:20am.
How dare you insult my future ex-wife. I bet she wins an Oscar for her upcoming role as "girl with nice ass".
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:11am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:07am.
That pretty much covers all of us.
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Well, all of us except for Miseralba. She doesn't get a drunk pass. My Avi was invented for this bitch!
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Yo Slut, Lovah is all mine. (According to DeeDee anyway)
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:07am.
That pretty much covers all of us.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:05am.
I will wait with bated fucking breath, hot shit!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:08am.
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Goodnight you sexy pussay. Or dare I say, lovah?
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Yo Slut, Lovah is all mine. (According to DeeDee anyway)
Ok, WHORES, I bid you all g'nite. I love you all more than MK loves Uggs, crocs and wheat grass juice...not much more, but more...
PSSHT...take what you can get bitches, like your mothers even love your unloveable fucking whored out asses...Oh fuck you. Meh, tell it to your therapists...
Did I just write that last part out loud?
Oh well, you drunken whores won't remember it in the morning anyway...
Bong hits BBQ corn nuts and Chips Ahoy cookies FOR EVERYONE...(you totally want that shit now, dontcha???)
Lurves you! (but not in any kinda genuine way),
TL
Ps. I keed, I keed, I want to have sexay times with all of you...*calling local butcher*...What? What? My LURVES for yous is real....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:04am
Leave Slutty out of this.
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Those were love taps, I swear.
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When you're numb from the neck down, they all are.
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Au contraire, she was numb from the neck up and enjoyed every minute of it!
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Yo Slut, Lovah is all mine. (According to DeeDee anyway)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:51am
YES YOU CAN LEAN ON GODDAMN FUCKING ME. I AINT FUCKING GOING NO WHERE. I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW NEXT TO THE GODDAMN WOMAN. HANG ULTRA FUCKING GODDAMN TIGHT TILL LATER. PROMISE?
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:01am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:56am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:51am.
That you remember, anyway.
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This is true..I'm sure I've slapped dumber bitches for less st00pid statements.
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Leave Slutty out of this.
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Those were love taps, I swear.
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When you're numb from the neck down, they all are.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:56am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:51am.
That you remember, anyway.
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This is true..I'm sure I've slapped dumber bitches for less st00pid statements.
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Leave Slutty out of this.
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Those were love taps, I swear.
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Yo Slut, Lovah is all mine. (According to DeeDee anyway)
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:51am.
That you remember, anyway.
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This is true..I'm sure I've slapped dumber bitches for less st00pid statements.
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Leave Slutty out of this.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:51am.
That you remember, anyway.
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This is true..I'm sure I've slapped dumber bitches for less st00pid statements.
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Yo Slut, Lovah is all mine. (According to DeeDee anyway)
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:39am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:06am
That makes me feel better for my failure....
OH I DONT FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THAT. I HAVE VERY GOOD INTUITION AND I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE A VERY GOOD PERSON WITH A VERY GOOD HEART. STRIVE FORWARD AND BREAK OUT OF YOUR MOLD. IT MAY TAKE SEVERAL YEARS TO DO IT, BUT THINK OF THE LONG TERM. GO FOR THE GOLD RING. YOU CAN DO IT.
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awwww...*lying tiger head on Cholly's shoulder*....
Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:24am.
So lemme get this shit straight? She thinks because she's got zits and clear moles on her face that makes her (in her words) Asian, South American and European? Bitch, please. I've lived or visited all those countries in my day and I've never met anyone as ignorant as her.
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That you remember, anyway.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
BUT THINK OF THE LONG TERM. GO FOR THE GOLD RING.
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That sounded like a proposal to me.
Here comes the bride
all short and wide
stepped on a eviscerated body and went for a ride!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
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Seems her skin is not good enough, but she is still beautiful
aww, Charles has a heart of gold.. Tiger is one lucky kitteh:)
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:06am
That makes me feel better for my failure....
OH I DONT FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THAT. I HAVE VERY GOOD INTUITION AND I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE A VERY GOOD PERSON WITH A VERY GOOD HEART. STRIVE FORWARD AND BREAK OUT OF YOUR MOLD. IT MAY TAKE SEVERAL YEARS TO DO IT, BUT THINK OF THE LONG TERM. GO FOR THE GOLD RING. YOU CAN DO IT.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:29am.
Racist much? Anyone here can count an ENDLESS number of talentless, forgettable white actresses since the dawn of cinema, you cunt.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
The only thing asian about this bitch is the time she played the role of chinese fingercuffs between cash and omar epps
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If it fucks, floats, or flies, its cheaper to rent.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:25am.
OH TIGER
ARE YOU A SPECIAL TIGER BURRITO? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL GODDAMN FUCKING GO FUCKING SKIPPING AND JUMPING WITH SOME GODDAMN FUCKING BEANS IN-BETWEEN YOU PAWS AND SOME FUCKING TENDERED GODDAMN ROAST ON YOUR PAWS.
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Cholly, that sounds LOVERLY, however, I'm a white ho of *tear* European heritage... THE SHAME!!! My niece is only a "woman of the world" AND 1/2 Mexican by marriage, but I hope to learn much from that brown baby...;-)
Can we still do that burrito thing, though, cuz that was HWAT! *fanning tiger self*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:48pm.
I am late to this party, I know, but since she opened the door or the toilet seat in her case, um, question to the international dlisted family, is this REALLY true?
Really? Do you look around your country and think, hey, everyone is JUST like Halle and JHo and, MiserAlba!
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I think it's important to have celebrities of color, especially ones who can't act because that shows they don't have to prove anything to get fame. I hate to admit this, but there might be some truth in what Jessica Alba said. Except I don't see how Asian women could identify with her.
OH TIGER
ARE YOU A SPECIAL TIGER BURRITO? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL GODDAMN FUCKING GO FUCKING SKIPPING AND JUMPING WITH SOME GODDAMN FUCKING BEANS IN-BETWEEN YOU PAWS AND SOME FUCKING TENDERED GODDAMN ROAST ON YOUR PAWS.
So lemme get this shit straight? She thinks because she's got zits and clear moles on her face that makes her (in her words) Asian, South American and European? Bitch, please. I've lived or visited all those countries in my day and I've never met anyone as ignorant as her.
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Yo Slut, Lovah is all mine. (According to DeeDee anyway)
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:14am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:12am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:07am.
She actually looks EXACTLY like my niece. That's the only person she looks like to me.
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Then congratulations, your niece is a WOMAN OF THE WORLD! *confetti dropping*....
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Yeah...it's cool. I know there's an economy thing...we usually get rose petals...just sayin'....
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Yeah, only white people get rose petals anymore....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:10am.
Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:06am
For her babeh's sake, I hope the babeh gets more exotic with age, or, you know, MiserAlba will be handing her off to Skeletina.
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Psssht...That stupid whore wants a "brown baby" about as much as my tiger ass want a vegan meal. She gets a brown baby and she will have Michael Jackson himself come over and bleach her cooter berry 'til even Gynnie and Gristle Monster say "stop, stop!" ...Yeah I said it, cuz it's true.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:12am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:07am.
She actually looks EXACTLY like my niece. That's the only person she looks like to me.
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Then congratulations, your niece is a WOMAN OF THE WORLD! *confetti dropping*....
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Yeah...it's cool. I know there's an economy thing...we usually get rose petals...just sayin'....
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:07am.
She actually looks EXACTLY like my niece. That's the only person she looks like to me.
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Then congratulations, your niece is a WOMAN OF THE WORLD! *confetti dropping*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:06am
For her babeh's sake, I hope the babeh gets more exotic with age, or, you know, MiserAlba will be handing her off to Skeletina.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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She actually looks EXACTLY like my niece. That's the only person she looks like to me.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD