Oh, So Asians Have "Goofy" Faces Now?!
The world's #1 hillbilly prostitot, Miley Cyrus, has finally responded to that picture of her making "ching chong" face while the lone Asian makes "I'm Miley Cyrus high on moonshine" face. Miley thinks we all have chitterlings for brains, because she says she was just making a "goofy" face. You heard it directly from the trailer trash pony's mouth. Asians have goofy faces!
Miley wrote on her blog:
"I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!
I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I've owned up to them and apologized."
Miley, we're not one of your broken condom cousins. When everyone in the room is making "Me Chinese, Me Play Joke" eyes in front an Asian, we know it's not just a "goofy face."
All Miley had to say what "I'm just being Miley," which to all of us means "I'm just a dumb bitch!" We would have understood. Dumb bitches just can't help it.
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she's just trailer trash with money, so she feels she can get away with anything. I mean, those of us with brains, let's be realistic; they were not making goofy faces. Pulling at your eyes to make them squinty, making a peace sign behind someone's head while covering your mouth bashfully is a direct attempt to mock asian people.
I think it's sad that people see her as a role model for the youth of America [her demographic]. Her behavior is not in any way reflective of what a true role model should be. Say what you want about the Jonas Brothers, but they are good role models, in discouraging kids from being promiscuous, and portraying a positive message.
Miley Cyrus is being sued for 4 billion (Billion with a B) by some lawyer in LA for this pic, according to news reports tonight. Poor thing - sounds like a sure thing to me.
They all just look really, really stoned in that picture. Especially miley, she looks VERY stoned.
she doesn't have to make any goofy faces. Her normal face alone is goofy. Dumb ugly bitch.
dumbfuck.
that girl looks high or drunk as fuck..thats why she is making that face to conceal the truthiness
Trailer Trash Ponies - now THAT would make a great name for a band.
im offended that asian dude is making his eyes all big like white people.
how rude!
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"Now that Britney's on top of her game again" just goes to PROVE that she is a drunk, and a druggie, and quite possibly a recipient of the world's first complete lobotomy.
Okay, maybe not the drunk/drug part, but DEF the lobotomy thing.
God I hope this mini-twat's time is almost up and she vanishes ala Corey Haim.
Everyone making a deal about this is a total loser and has a sad sad life. Are you serious? If this bugs you and hurts your life then you are pathetic. She is a kid having fun. Please don't tell me that you and your friends didn't do goofy pictures when you were younger. I guess some of the idiots making these comments didn't have friends seeing as how pathetic you are but still. You people are either jealous because she made $28 million dollars this year, she has a great career while you guys hate your lives, or you are total tight asses with nothing in your lives so you have to feel better about yourself by saying such nonsense.
She's basically saying Asians have goofy faces. Sad. :I
Ugh, how racist.
Celebrities think they can get away with this kind of thing and say "just kidding!" as if they didn't mean it.
Still, not a fan of this article's use of terms like "trailer trash" and saying "dumb bitches just can't help it," and the implications about birth control... two wrongs don't make a right. An anti-racist article should not perpetrate classism and sexism, IMO...
Miley doesnt even know what 'out of context' means
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i dunno, it sells itself
i definitely have class with the guy on the right.
weird...
Miley is her own PR nightmare. She needs to take away the film or whatever from the people that take the pics. Whatever.
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Submitted by sexy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:50pm.
actually the Asian guy has the only round eyes in the photo how rude he's a racist bumblefart!
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hannibal lecter must have ate your brain for breakfast.
you're so dumb i almost feel sorry for you.
I keep trying to decide where this picture was taken.
what miley and some other people in the public eye need to realize is not EVERYONE has two completely different personnas... a goody goody goody one and a slutty skanky lying (etc.) one. we may have done things we aren't proud of and are glad that everyone doesn't see a picture of us doing it (maybe because we didn't allow photos), but that action isn't usually absolutely, completely different than the image we present to the world all of the time (unless it truly is a very unusual event). the reason that can't be the case for miley? all of her hangout partners and her too-old boyfriend are doing the same thing as she is!
also, they are POSING FOR PICTURES! so, she shouldn't be too surprised people then see the pictures since there is obviously someone close to her that REGULARLY sells her out to the tabloids.
I think the asian guy is the best looking person in the picture because he's not screwed up so he looks like he has a functioning brain.
the snakemonster (tm cracked) miley is NOT CUTE.
as for the statement... I think someone wrote a statement and foolishly allowed her to change it a bit to make it more "miley."
"If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!
I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me!"
DUR.
PS: I don't know you fool!!!
I have seen what is to come
Miley Cyrus will adopt Asian twins
She will name the boy twin ching and the girl twin chong.
*Mark my words*
LOL @ "broken condom cousins". You rule MK.
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Miley just has too many damn teefs so she can't think so good y'all, no room for brains up in that bobble head.
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
sexy, I never did "Asian eyes". I was taught that this kind of shit is wrong. I know that seems uptight, but this isn't funny.
Submitted by sexy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:50pm.
Please stop being a jerk.
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actually the Asian guy has the only round eyes in the photo how rude he's a racist bumblefart!
It was a joke! The Asian dude doesn't look upset!
WE ALL DO FUCKING ASIAN EYES SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T!!!!!!!
There's a fucking asian in the picture... I think he's making Asian eyes too.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:44pm.
Exactly!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:30pm.
Yeah, it seems like ANYONE can be a performer these days, talent be damned!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:26pm.
And the guy on the far right looks so familiar to me.
==Goofy people all look alike.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:30pm.
Yeah, it seems like ANYONE can be a performer these days, talent be damned!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:53pm.
Girls like her are a dime a dozen in my red neck part of the woods.
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I was looking at my daughter's Disney posters...they're ALL hillbillies, huh???
I remember performers - celebs... used to be DIFFERENT. But now they're ALL the same. They are ALL from Britney country.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I'm kind of distracted by the fact that she's wearing a baby blanket. WTF is up with that? And the guy on the far right looks so familiar to me.
Miley pulling goofy face looks a lot like that ho Sara Larson.
RACIST WHORE!!!
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"It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked!"
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I hope someone teaches her the difference between "have" and "of," so next time she can blow it by writing something like
"It seems someone is trying to make something out have nothing to me. If that would have been anyone else, it would have been overlooked!"
And yes, Miley, "someone" _is_ making you look bad and has been for years....I wonder if you can figure out who that someone is....
With a fucked up fuckity fuck face like hers the last thing the fugly bitch should be doing is being seen on tv.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
what an asshole.
this comes to mind... in response to Katy Perry defending her use of the term 'Ur So Gay' in a fashionable sense for her song, gay presenter Simon Amstell jokingly concluded that anyone who found the lyrics homophobic should "Jew off and stop being so black about it".
Girls like her are a dime a dozen in my red neck part of the woods.
Any tween girl at the middle school has as much talent and brains as she does, which = NONE!
Billy Ray must have a Cracker Barrel "World's Worst Dad" mug proudly displayed on his mantle...he sucks as a parent
Miley will get preggo before her 16th birthday. Then hopefully, like Jaime Lynne Spears, she'll fucking disappear.
"Miley, we're not one of your broken condom cousins. When everyone in the room is making "Me Chinese, Me Play Joke" eyes in front an Asian, we know it's not just a "goofy face.""
Exactly, MK. Like everything else Miley does, it just gets worse when she tries to justify it somehow with a completely bullshit answer.
This girl is just digging herself into a hole, and it's insulting for her to think that her "goofy face" excuse is going to fly. Come on!
The Asian guy's face looks like Miley getting poinked in the dirt star by her bf.
No, she's not the new bad girl. She is the dumb girl, but that's not new. No one's buying her lame explanation.
Then she's kind of caught between a rock and a hard place. Was she (and her boyfriend) stoned and joking about that or was she making fun of Asians? What's Billy Ray going to say?
Submitted by Frybread on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:26pm.
Maybe Miley will use that as part of her defense -- "We weren't making fun of Asians. We were just stoned and making fun of the fact we couldn't keep our eyes open."
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I'm telling you, as a pipe smoking Mama - that's the very first thing I noticed. And it would have been the very first issue I addressed. In fact, all that other stuff I would have ignored completely.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Maybe Miley will use that as part of her defense -- "We weren't making fun of Asians. We were just stoned and making fun of the fact we couldn't keep our eyes open."
Submitted by suze on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:53am.
Question - who released the picture in the first place?
They're totally stoned - bf looks like he's holding a pipe.
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that was my first thought when i saw this pic.
their not making asian faces- they're ripped and just can't open their eyes!
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