Tiffany Turned Jonathan Knight Gay!
You might want to push your dropped jaw off of your keyboard so you can write, "FUCK ME THRICE! I"M SHOCKED" about the news that Jonathan Knight of New Kids on the Block loves ze juicy cock in his mouth. I know, this bombshell shook me so hard that I think it turned me straight. But a quick glance at JcPenney's men's panty section will turn me gay again.
The news that everyone in the world and their glory hole partner knew about comes courtesy of one of Jonathan's ex-lovahs. Kyle Wilker sold his story and a couple of pictures to The National Enquirer (via Boy Culture). Kyle told the Enquirer, "We had a wonderful relationship. I was in love with him and I believe he was in love with me." Selling out an ex to the entire world is what true love is all about. I wonder why it didn't work? Must have been Jonathan's fault, because Kyle sounds like a perfect fucking peach. May cocks never get hard in his mouth again for pulling this shit!
Kyle said Jonathan realized he wanted dudes after dating Tiffany. Tiffany just didn't have the right stuff....in her pants (GONG!). Well, listening to "Could've Been" does make your a-hole twitter a bit and fart glitter. So that's understandable.
So...now that we've gotten that out of the way. Who's next? My strong dollars are on Bryan from Color Me Badd. Those eyebrows cannot tell a lie.
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He was in a boy band - like this was a surprise?
As a big 'mo, I'm glad as hell it's him. Some bitches like Jordan, but he's a little too Donny Osmond looking for me. Jonathan's a hot tall piece, and I bet he's got a nice dangler in his Wranglers, too.
Thanks to Kyle finally there is proof. I knew Jonny boy was gay, but never had any proof.
Kyle must have needed $ badly for his drug habit to sell his ex out.
Joey was the cutest NKOTB.
I'll never figure out why ex-lovers sell out their former partners for $$$. How can you say: ""We had a wonderful relationship" in one breath and do everything but describe the DNA chain from your old used condoms in the next?
Thank God I'm not famous. I'd have to put a Sean Young Krazy Glue clause in my pre-nups...for lips as well as peen.
As a Brazilian freezing her ass in Canada, I must say that I noticed a trend lately. The trend is.. uh..fuck, I don't know. All I know is that Jonathan was my favourite NKOTB and I was pretty SURE that he was going to marry me (the fact that he was 25 or something, and I was 13 did not matter). LOL
To be young again...
MK, you rock my world! True story.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:28pm.
This is about as shocking as George Michael admitting he's gay.
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This is about as shocking as George Michael admitting he's gay.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:15pm.
You know, i was thinking the same thing. For the last couple of weeks I've been having a lot of fun posting on dlisted. I haven't posted this much since MizRo used to post. I still visited, but didn't post much.
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Chemo is not sexy
I had a hunch he was gay. I mean he was pretty feminine on those Vh1 reality shows. And every time he came on my gaydar detector would go off. How sad that he didn't have the balls to say it himself and have someone else spew this shit.
I heard about this shit a few years ago, but dismissed it at the time. Funny how each boy band seems to have one gay boy. Where's the lesbians in the girl groups? I want equal gayness. :)
Never would have guessed,did not get a gay vibe off of him at all.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/bondagebarbiedoll
Didn't he come out last year when they were on tour? On Oprah or something? He's afraid of performing in front of crowds (so he's in a band natch) and he's gay.
Sadly (for him), no one paid attention.
DAMN, DAMN,DAMN...why couldn't it have been Jordan's ass(literally)?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Gives a whole new meaning to "Knight Rider"
Tiffany just didn't have the right stuff....in her pants (GONG!) HA! HAHAA! that hit my shit a mile away.
I totally thought it would be Jordan
I heard that Johnathan was gay last year...I can't believe you didn't know about this MK! It was all over somewhere...forgot where exactly. Maybe it was a rumor or maybe I thought it was Jordan Knight. Wow, Tiffany turns guys gay, who would have thunk it? I remember that Could've Been song, it was lame. The other songs were so much better.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Why has he just not come out already? Be proud!
p.s. he's the hotty of the group.
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Today has really been fun on dlisted today...no stalkers yet! Ooops! i better not say it, i'll jinx it
who da thunk it?
I am shocked and amused...
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puppy side eye.
DG: the inbred, meth-using, baseball-bat-beating drug dealer stories would serve as an excellent prevention tool for the young people...heehee
i know i kiss ass alot...i have no shame...lol...but i am honored that you guys let me post with you...some of best thinkers and writers around...makes me expand my views and see through the eyes of others through the use of humor...granted the eyes are very demented and perverse, but always provocative!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:04pm.
Actually it would be a great book for kids, to steer them away from the horrrible shit you can find yourself getting into.
DevilG: U know u can write with the best of 'em and if u don't, u betta know now...i'm ready for DevilG's first book of stories...just don't make it a childrens book...the youngsters would be askeered...lol
DevilG: i know! made mine too! i was dying for you to get on this morning and see it!
TEAM DEVILGIRL!!!!!
Hello Grape- Thank you. MK made my day!
DevilG: hey! congrats on the caption win! you're blowing up! you got a streak going!
Elvis poking Nick Adams is gay news. This is just a minor detail.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
madamlollipop: i would make a Tom Hanks Cast Away raft to get to Rio right now...u interested in being my Wilson? (that sounded kinda creepy...lol)
we all need a vacation on the beach in Brazil...we gotta swing by and get Chris the Hoff...sounds like she needs it...carnival's gotta be mardi gras x 1000...carnival, take me away!
HA! only an amatuer homosexual would bump no-no's with a Brazilian!
Jordan, i expected more from you...
My God, someone from a boy band is a homosexual? I don't believe it. I think those pictures are photoshopped!
Geez, there's a shocker...*rolling my eyes*
I always figured Jonathan was gay anyways. Men who are NEVER seen with a woman generally are.
I did not know Justin from 98 degrees was gay? that does not surprise me. Didn't he run for office in Ohio somewhere?
Yeah you can girl, but I thought it was Jordan we were talking about so....that's why I said no way he is gay lol
That ex-"boyfriend" is a double headed boken douche nozzle.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
When you're gay you can pretend to be straight. Ppl do it all the time. It's harder (pun) to seal the deal for a man than it is a woman. When you're a girl, u just lay back and think about pammy anderson circa 1990.
On topic: it's nice to see someone putting the man back in romance.
At least i didn't assume it said Christopher Knight. Ugh, I can't stand those two either.....chris and adrianne
yeah i looked him up and i realized jonathan was his brother, never knew his last name was knight too. I knew there was a jonathan in NKOTB. I didn't like ryan either.
hah, nm, his brother is jordan, just looked him up..
Submitted by Rosemary on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:25pm.
That was Jordan Knight in the Surreal Life. And that Ryan Starr chick was such an asshole.
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wait, are we talking about jordan knight? Who is Jonathan knight?
he can't be gay, on the surreal life, he was hitting on ryan starr (from american idol). Now he either is bi, or he hit on her to make everyone think he is straight. But he is a good actor if he's not straight or bi. Cause he kept on and on and looked at her in a perverted way that was believable.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:37am.
Submitted by MadameLollipop on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:26am.
OK, I have to discover the magic of brazilian people. Everyone who is anyone is dating a brazilian at the moment. what IS going on??!!
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i've noticed that too...i want to go to Rio..carnival looks like a blast...beautiful beaches and beautiful people...looks like heaven to me...of course, i'd stick out like Katy Holmes there...pasty white, wearing sweaters cuz i'm askeerd of the skin cancer
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Hell yeah! Carnival must be amazing! Can only imagine lots of delicious semi-naked bodies on the beach... yummy!!!! I'm freezing my ass off at the moment, would looooove a hot summer break.
By the way - he plays "Croquet" and his dog is a "Pekinese" and he's making a "Souffle" - that's the original but it gots typos.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:53am.
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?
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Is that a trick question?
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YES! Also a song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6O_uVJUGnA
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:53am.
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?
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Is that a trick question?
All I know is that Kevin's eyebrows rock my world, and that AJ, Nick and Howie must have coined the phrase "Nighty night, keep your butthole tight!"
Jonathan was my NewKid of choice when I was a kid, but when I grew up, I totally noticed he wouldn't be the, hum, right guy for me.
he is? eh - i thought the other one was gay - what's his name? the tall one
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?
O no. I'ma sing that at the bank today, I know it!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
BLOOPITY BLOOP BLOOP!
(I've never done that before! But I did always love it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
You know, my garbage man is a dead ringer for Jonathon...I used to peak out the window when he came by, but know he comes at around 6am and nobody is worth getting up that early for...