Thursday, February 5th 2009

It's "Punch Your Monitor" Time!


Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.

You know, it's been a while since I've posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd's PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream "Ladies and whores, we've got a catfight!", Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!

I don't even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I'm not going to have any teeth left, because I'm constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack's yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.

Hmmm...but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!

Posted by: Michael K


Freak Speely's picture

I would've told Hasselcunt to shut the fuck up if she wants to keep her *own* baby.

iHeartHaters's picture

Oh Christ, fuck this shit!!

**runs the hell out of thread**

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Stoney's picture

There are millions of women who choose to quit their embryos who are not in the least bit scarred for life.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Emeriesan's picture

Why do so many people think they should have a say in what women do with their own bodies? Get your noses out of our cunts!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by connor_r on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:38pm.

No. I feel sympathy for these women because most are making this difficult decision because they're in bad circumstances. I also feel sorry for them because they are going to be scarred by this procedure in many respects for the rest of their lives.
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Wrong.

You're more upset about a wolf being killed (which I also agree is wrong) than an unborn baby?
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Wrong.

Question: Why do a lot of the Pro-Choicers on here resort to name calling real quick?
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We get yelled at a lot by Pro-Lifers. It makes us bitter.

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Stoney's picture

The problem is, connor, there is no debate! This issue was decided a long fucking time ago and women have the right to choose. Go ahead, be pro-life in your own life but leave everyone else alone. Thanks!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:18pm.

"I bet you're one of those religious freaks who stand outside clinics screaming "Murdering whore!" at women who have to face a difficult choice but one that is ultimately right for THEM."

No. I feel sympathy for these women because most are making this difficult decision because they're in bad circumstances. I also feel sorry for them because they are going to be scarred by this procedure in many respects for the rest of their lives.

"You and other whack jobs like yourself make me sick."

You're more upset about a wolf being killed (which I also agree is wrong) than an unborn baby, and I'm sick?

"What about the sickos on your side bombing abortion clinics? How Godly and Christian is that"

It's not Christian at all. It's wrong and I would support their prosecution. Anyone who takes life should be prosecuted. I'm consistently pro-life (meaning I oppose the death penalty, too.)

Question: Why do a lot of the Pro-Choicers on here resort to name calling real quick? Trying to marginalize the players so as not to have to engage in a real debate? Seems to me your MO with re to Hasselback - I mean Hasselcrack - too.

whatyagonnado's picture

You don't even understand what the executive branch does, or how the economy is controlled. Piss off, moron!

"Since I doubt you've ever read a book or been inconvenienced by statistical fact, I suggest you look up how much the economy grew between 2003 and 2006. It was over 3 trillion IN GROWTH. (3 trillion dollars being: A. the gross national product of China and B. 1 trillion dollars less than the size of the Federal Govt in the age of Obmamism.

But then something happened. The Democrats took control of both houses of Congress. Unemployment began going up the moment they started raising the miniumum wage. Then the housing market collapsed. Then the banks were socialized. Now we're in a recession, which thanks to Barry O..may become a depression. And all of it occurred WHILE THE DEMOCRATS CONTROLLED CONGRESS."

Charmer's picture

I apologize, Clarissa, for not being eloquent enough to explain betterm, but do appreciate your calm consideration! Have a great day!!

whatyagonnado's picture

It's none of your fucking business! And learn how to spell "hypocrites"

"Every woman has a choice BEFORE she gets pregnant regardless of the law. It's called self control. If you can't or don't want a baby, we all know how to prevent it. No mystery there. I'm pro choice only to an extent, there are justifiable reasons but come on, what's up with this multi abortion nothing wrong with it shit?"

whatyagonnado's picture

I love how Hasslecrack asks if this is a "socialist table". Honey, do you even know what socialism is? It's not communism you dip shit. We already have socialism in America.

whatyagonnado's picture

There is no such thing as Pro-Life. It's Anti-Choice. These morons don't understand abortion, or science. They only care about controlling people's bodies and keeping women in the home. It's as old as the hills.

Anti-Choicers are not anti-capital punishment, and anti-war overwhelmingly. Hypocrisy x a trillion.

whatyagonnado's picture

Typical Republican. Always someone elses fault.

"I voted for Clinton (huge fucking mistake his "everyone should get a home" policy opened this pandora box were enjoying at the moment)Then I voted for Gore. But I voted to re elect Bush because the democratic party sent that stupid ass Kerry up and Bush was still the better choice. Democrats have only themselves for 8 years of Bush so fuck off.
The majority of Americans voted to re elect Bush, again, the majority. Funny, how if a democtat is in office "the country is finally united" if a republican is in office "the country is devided" pfft."

Gry's picture

"The reason why Hasselbeck decided to U-TURN into a different topic of conversation is because she COULD NOT defend her "BFF" Palin, as I stated before a few comments back."

Exactly. This twit is the Queen of the desperate, hysterical segue.

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Submitted by Gry on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:18pm.

Those who are Pro-Choice will tell you that means relying on effective birth control to avoid the need for abortion.
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THANK you! Just because we support a woman's right to choose doesn't mean we support irresponsibility. If anything we support vigilance. Including vigilance about one's limits.

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Gee, then how does Pro-Options opposed to Pro-Choice grab you?
This is to the posters saying being Pro-Choice is the EXACT same as being baby killers.
It isn't you know, but you don't care, all you want is the right to dictate someone else's life, it isn't hurting you, it isn't changing your life, it has nothing to do with you but you don't care, it's all about you.
So, POO on you.

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Stoney's picture

Yeah, and those same stupid fucks who don't believe in birth control are also the ones who don't believe women should be vaccinated against HPV because it's an STD. Sure, treat your diabetes because you're a fat fuck who ate too much, treat your diseased liver because you're a fucking wino, take your pain meds you're addicted to, but don't you dare vaccinate that girl against something that could cause uterine cancer because "she's a slut and anything to do with sex makes me unconfortable!" God I fucking hate people!!!!!!!!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

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"Submitted by connor_r on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:05pm.

I agree that the slaughter of wolves is abhorrent but Hasselback has a point: Ashley Judd decries this but celebrates (at a NARAL event) the killing of unborn babies?!? Priorities, please.

P.S. The abortion procedure is much more gruesome than the way these wolves are killed here. I'd much rather be shot than have scissors stabbed into my head and have my brain sucked out. Let's see Ms. Judd cry some tears over that."

I don't think that Ashley celebrates the killing of unborn babies. She supports a "Woman's Right to Choose." That could to be from picking a color of lipstick to having the right to vote. "Woman's Right" falls under a variety of categories. Basically, standing against someone who's telling you to do something other than what you believe is right.

The reason why Hasselbeck decided to U-TURN into a different topic of conversation is because she COULD NOT defend her "BFF" Palin, as I stated before a few comments back.
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Gry's picture

Those who are Pro-Choice will tell you that means relying on effective birth control to avoid the need for abortion. The idea that anyone who isn't putting little white crosses on their lawn just must be the "I'm gonna get an abortion, and I can't wait!" daughter from "Polyester" -- presumably with a punch card at the local clinic so that the eighth one's free -- is asinine. It's only topped by the insulting and dangerous grasping of the right to try to convince young people that birth control isn't effective and causes cancer.

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Submitted by connor_r on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:09pm.
Clarisse: Oh, I'm sorry. Celebrating the right to choose is celebrating the right to kill babies, not the actual killing of babies. Oh, OK; I stand corrected. BIG difference. Thanks for clearing that up.

Everyone should have the right to choose and it never should be anyone else's business.

I bet you're one of those religious freaks who stand outside clinics screaming "Murdering whore!" at women who have to face a difficult choice but one that is ultimately right for THEM. You and other whack jobs like yourself make me sick. What about the sickos on your side bombing abortion clinics? How Godly and Christian is that?

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Submitted by connor_r on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:05pm.

I agree that the slaughter of wolves is abhorrent but Hasselback has a point: Ashley Judd decries this but celebrates (at a NARAL event) the killing of unborn babies?!? Priorities, please.

P.S. The abortion procedure is much more gruesome than the way these wolves are killed here. I'd much rather be shot than have scissors stabbed into my head and have my brain sucked out.
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Um...they don't gots heads and brains yet.

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Clarisse's picture

Charmer,
Hm, let me chew on that for a while, but thank you for your response.

I am not a band wagon kind of girl and I have been following this aerial slaughter for over 2 years now....it just happened to come up here today.

connor_r,
Hasselcrack...Is that YOU!?!?! Fa coff.

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happyface's picture

I'm from Texas. I sympathize with the "hick" label.I'm still proud to be a Texan though.

Charmer's picture

Indeed, and she did a better job as governor before she ran for VP. unfortunate. Hope you're staying warm! :)

Clarisse: Oh, I'm sorry. Celebrating the right to choose is celebrating the right to kill babies, not the actual killing of babies. Oh, OK; I stand corrected. BIG difference. Thanks for clearing that up.

happyface's picture

Clarisse-

Yeah. Exactly, what sick fuck mind thinks that? Abortion is a serious choice that shouldn't be taken lightly, and human life (or life, for that matter) is something that even the pro-choice movement believes should be treated with dignity.

I'de like to say that likening pro-choice rallies to abortion celebrations is akin to likening "pro-life" celebrations to pro-poverty celebrations. And if pro-choice is anti-abortion to some, "pro-life" can be seen as "anti-choice" to many.

Stoney's picture

"Democrats have only themselves for 8 years of Bush so fuck off."

Are you a fucking retard or something? Why would Democrats take any of the blame for Bush getting re-elected. By the way, Obama got way more votes than Bush EVER did and THAT'S WHY people feel united. Fucking clown!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

I saw this before I came on dlisted this morning, and when the topic came up, and Hasselcrack took that small pause before comparing wolves to fetuses, I knew in that second that she was going to make my head explode with some really insane statement. She really outdid herself this time. The pause, the breaking voice, the quiver of the lip, then the look of fire and brimstone...yikes!

I don't know why she's so obsessed with abortion. Making it illegal isn't going to ever make it go away--it's always been around whether you like it or not, and people will find a way to terminate an unwanted pregnancy (safely or unsafely). It's up to the individual to determine whether it's something they would do or not do. Alcohol is completely legal, but a little known fact about me is that I'm a teetotaler by choice, and it's something that doesn't appeal to me at all. That's just my value system, legal or not, it's something I don't partake in. Same with abortion. If society has deemed abortion to be legal, there's not one pro-choicer out there who'll go attack a pregnant woman and drag her by the hair to a clinic and scream "Bitch, get an abortion NOW--it's completely legal!" These are personal choices that people make for themselves and it's up to them to do what they feel it is right. If someone is getting an abortion, it's none of my business. I may not do it for myself, but who am I to tell people what to do, especially if it doesn't infringe on my rights?

Tyroan's picture

I hope you all don't think Charmer is speaking for all Alaskans; I live here too, and there are plenty of us who vigorously oppose this barbaric practice.

Tyroan's picture

***Submitted by Charmer on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:55pm.
I'm really tired of people labeling us hicks, idiots, etc etc. ***

I agree, neighbor. We Alaskans enjoyed a much better public opinion before sarah palin made us look like a bunch of idiots.

I agree that the slaughter of wolves is abhorrent but Hasselback has a point: Ashley Judd decries this but celebrates (at a NARAL event) the killing of unborn babies?!? Priorities, please.

P.S. The abortion procedure is much more gruesome than the way these wolves are killed here. I'd much rather be shot than have scissors stabbed into my head and have my brain sucked out. Let's see Ms. Judd cry some tears over that.

happyface's picture

Charmer-

Fair enough.

connor_r-

Oh, Goodness. Really? I've never seen an abortion celebration. Maybe a pro-choice celebration. Don't get confused so soon.

Clarisse's picture

connar_r,
Pro-choice does not mean Pro-abortion.

Pro-choice is hardly celebrating the killing of babies you sick fuck.

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Charmer's picture

Clarissa, thank you for your well-considered question, and here's the best answer I can give . . .

Alaska is HUGE. Our cities and towns are not. For instance, there are two wolf packs currently living in and around my town, which is a fairly large town, by Alaskan standards. They have been coming into town and feeding on local animals. Because there is so much unsettled land here, the wolves are not naturally pressured to limit their litter size. However, packs travel large distances for an easy meal, inclduing into towns. They are able to have their cake and eat it too, sorta - - space to breed, close travel to easily captured food. Wolf litters are larger than the calves born to moose & caribou, so their numbers are (trying to be) controlled, thereby allowing the moose, caribou & town-animals to have a chance too. Your argument about breeding being inhibited by nature, as needed, isn't as effective in a place where wilderness is as abundant as up here.

happyface's picture

Tyroan-

Thank you! I have faith in humanity and do believe it resides in every state and every country. It's amazing how some people will convince themselves of how a wrong is right even when it's crying and whinnying in your face.

LIVERWURST-

DID YOU READ MY LAST POST? Doesn't look like it. I already said I'm pro-choice, but I don't celebrate abortions. If I know I can possibly get pregnant, I don't have sex without protection and plan on an abortion. I am for abortion when it is truly, truly an accident. I'm also for killing an animal when you're survival depends on it. Hypocritical? Oh, and if a momma cow wanted an abortion, I'm for her choice, Mk style.

Gry-
Thank you. These people who think we have to sacrifice one issue for another are ridiculous. Hey, babies are being aborted, so maybe we should just let the economy keep sliding. As if we can't handle two topics.

Charmer-

You dismissed this practice as something necassary to Alaska. I don't think people were here to bash Alaskans. Point is, Alaskans were not a major part of this discussion. I think people who are for this practice are cruel, Alaskan or not.

Charmer's picture

This is an argument, Happyface, that neither of us will win. I'm defending my lifestyle, you are defending your beliefs. Good enough, have a lovely day! :)

Charmer's picture

Tyroan - I hope you all don't think Charmer is speaking for all Alaskans; I here too, and there are plenty of us who vigorously oppose this barbaric practice.

I am not necessarily for this practice either. However, I'm sick and fucking tired of non-Alaskans trying to decide matters that they have no idea about, especially complex issues that will affect Alaskans. I'm really tired of people labeling us hicks, idiots, etc etc. It's so strange to me to see this type of behavior, but I guess that's why I choose to live here.

Clarisse's picture

Charmer,
I don't want this to turn into a "everybody pick on Charmer" thread, but your last post to me confuses me.

Because Alaska is so vast….so much wilderness space…this geography allows wolves to propagate normally…not naturally inhibited.

Not naturally inhibited? Propagate normally?? Naturally inhibited/Propagate normally? I am afraid that I do not understand what you are trying to say.

By the wolves very nature, the very nature of the prey herd and the predator pack, living in a zoo or living in the great white Alaska, limited food, limits offspring, which limits the size of the circle of prey vs. predator.

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JudyT's picture

Liverwurst, you are so correct.

Gry's picture

Would that all the hand-wringing Pro-Lifers could somehow allow the rest of the world to care about something else than their futile crusade. They did the same thing during the Michael Vick case. Animal abuse receives little in the way of attention and carries the lightest of penalties, but the same "Well babies are being aborted!" line came up incessantly. Those of us who aren't monomaniacs with savior complexes can actually process multiple concerns at once.

If Hagglesnatch is so taken with Palin's well-traveled birth canal and the unmiraculous ability humans have to spawn, she could save us all no shortage of aggravation by crawling up in there and gestating. Then she could have her own personal amphitheater wherein all her mewling and weepy tantrums would seem oh-so-special.

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And on that same token everyone thinks humans are so smart that if they can't live with the wolves they should just move out. However, if a human woman can't keep herself from getting pregnant, she should be allowed the "do over" option and have as many abortions a she wants. Hypocrits. Every woman has a choice BEFORE she gets pregnant regardless of the law. It's called self control. If you can't or don't want a baby, we all know how to prevent it. No mystery there. I'm pro choice only to an extent, there are justifiable reasons but come on, what's up with this multi abortion nothing wrong with it shit?

Charmer's picture

Happyface - Until you can actually sit down and have a chat with the wolves about how this situation isn't working out for you, live with them or move out. Unless you live in an igloo, I'm sure you have other resources.

I've heard that saying on television, "Get a job!" It's funny how a lot of times, those same people will say they HAVE to hunt because, because. Well, move somewhere else or live with it

I'm sure that's what the people who settled our nation felt too - - oh, poor prairie dogs, don't wanna destroy them by farming, so we'll move on outta here. Well, subsistence hunting is very common up here, & it's DELICIOUS. For crying out loud, people, it's not like we're having anti-wolf rallies in Alaska, burning effigies & chanting "Kill all wolves." We choose to live here BECAUSE of the simpler life style, and because people up here are generally more accepting, more real, and more live and let live than we've found in the Lower 48. I would never presume to sit in my home & tell YOU how to live and/or manage your lifestyle - good to know there are folks out there that have been blessed with this ability.

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Charmer-

No, not all Alsakans are el Bastardos. Just the ones who call themselves moose-hunters and are PROUD of it and make excuses to hunt mercilessly when there are none. I didn't attack you or your lack of education on any issue, did I? This is getting personal. Nope.

And if you have to be excessively cruel to live somewhere, you're a bastard. And yes, the bastard lifestyle is different than mine and it's not simply because it's different that I refuse to embrace it.

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:00pm.
@ STONEY

"You hit the nail on the fucking head! Right fucking on! My aunt and uncle are the most disgusting Republicans I have ever met. My aunt told me she wanted a black man to be President just not Obama, because he is a crooked politician. I was thinking no YOU want a black President that is REPUBLICAN to be President. Obama could find Osama Bin Laden and the Republicans would find still find something that he didn't do right. I'm sorry any one who voted for Bush TWICE needs to keep their fucking mouths shut."
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Something tells me you aren't even old enough to have voted the last three elections, and you sound too damned stupid to own a home, so here it is right back at ya..."If you didn't vote in the last 3 elections, YOU keep your fucking mouth shut.

I voted for Clinton (huge fucking mistake his "everyone should get a home" policy opened this pandora box were enjoying at the moment)Then I voted for Gore. But I voted to re elect Bush because the democratic party sent that stupid ass Kerry up and Bush was still the better choice. Democrats have only themselves for 8 years of Bush so fuck off.
The majority of Americans voted to re elect Bush, again, the majority. Funny, how if a democtat is in office "the country is finally united" if a republican is in office "the country is devided" pfft.

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Charmer-
Until you can actually sit down and have a chat with the wolves about how this situation isn't working out for you, live with them or move out. Unless you live in an igloo, I'm sure you have other resources.

I've heard that saying on television, "Get a job!" It's funny how a lot of times, those same people will say they HAVE to hunt because, because. Well, move somewhere else or live with it.

Charmer's picture

Happyface - I saw that disgusting footage of the wolves being shot. I saw that being actually KNOW he/she was going to die and try to escape. That animal knew he had nowhere to run. That's cruel. Like I said, if you have to be an el BASTARDO to live in an area, live with the wolves and take care of your children.

Again, before you make a judgment called based upon a blurb with a few (admittedly) unpleasant vid shots, perhaps you could educate yourself further about the entire issue, rather than one small slice of it. And, FYI, we are not "el Bastardos" in Alaska - we simply live a lifestyle you are unfamiliar with, and therefore are attacking.

Charmer's picture

Clarissa - Mother nature lowers litter sizes, lowers prey herd sizes....it doesn't blow the "overflow" to little bloody bits from the air.

Because Alaska is so vast, and there is so much wilderness space, the that argument does not necessarily play in this situation. We are nothing like LA or Tampa or anywhere else in the Lower 48, and are not a suburb of Seattle. If I drive away from my house, within 20 minutes I am completely separate from civilization. This geography allows the wolves to propegate normally, not to be naturally inhibited, as your argument suggests.

happyface's picture

I saw that disgusting footage of the wolves being shot. I saw that being actually KNOW he/she was going to die and try to escape. That animal knew he had nowhere to run. That's cruel. Like I said, if you have to be an el BASTARDO to live in an area, live with the wolves and take care of your children.

Charmer's picture

Thank you for your considerate comment, Forever. Lure hunting is unpleasant, but sometimes a necessary evil. It's pleasant to find someone who maintains an open mind until enough info is gathered to make an informed decision. :)

Clarisse's picture

Nippy,
Right you are. I'm going back to the happy What Men Think/Pistacio poo thread.

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