It's "Punch Your Monitor" Time!
Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.
You know, it's been a while since I've posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd's PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream "Ladies and whores, we've got a catfight!", Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!
I don't even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I'm not going to have any teeth left, because I'm constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack's yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.
Hmmm...but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!
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Charmer-
The fact is, Palin was PROUD of being a "deer hunting, moose-eating" hunter. What the hell else is that but advocating pillaging. Yes, pillaging. And to make the leap Hasselcrack did, I'll just put forth this analogy: I'm pro-choice, but I don't celebrate abortions. I don't have sex without protection knowing the consequences and go out and have the abortion I knew I would have to have anyway. That means this, I do what is necassary. Yeah, I understand your not for cruelty. I'll take that. But the wolves are not serial-killers, so they don't deserve to be hunted down like that. It's a moral issue, and not just practical. If someone can't find a way to live in a state such as Alaska without being an absolute bastard, then learn to live with your cohabitants.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:25pm.
If she is hunting wolves, it is most likely for population control. I doubt she kills them just for the hell of it. I detest people that hunt animals for no good reason other than for sport.
Also, you cannot let the population of wolves get too big, because they will start to wander into the general population of people. It is happening in St. Louis, and when it gets dark, wolves will be seen on some of the streets near the park, and they don't even run when approached. Of course, I wouldn't be stupid enough to approach one, but cameramen and newsmen ARE stupid enough.
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I still can't believe we're discussing Hasselcrack's opinions in 2009
happyface,
Right. "Unchecked"
Mother nature lowers litter sizes, lowers prey herd sizes....it doesn't blow the "overflow" to little bloody bits from the air.
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
Charmer-
"Unchecked, wolves have a nasty habit of coming into towns and taking easy prey, as wolves are wont to do, such as sled dogs, family pets & small people running around their yards, ie: kids."
Funny, the wolves in my area never bother anyone. They must hate yo asses.
Lastly, I didn't ever read your posts until after I posted.
charmer..
that is useful info. I don't really listen to stupid celebs since most of them are clueless (hence, the view).
but I did live for a few years in a state that allowed all sorts of lures and it made me sick! I know plenty of people who can hunt a poor deer without half trapping it first and I couldn't believe people would want to fake hunt like that. a weapon is a big enough advantage.
poopele..
the congress doesn't have the power they used to. bush had the line item veto and he used the shit out of his veto power.
it is difficult but i'm slowing weening myself off the show
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Happyface, I'm not advocating cruelty to animals, nor allowing children to become kiddie mcnuggets. I'm simply putting forth the point of view of someone who has lived in Alaska for 35 years (other than a 3 year jaunt Outside, to see what life in the Lower 48 is like). How many people who are all up in arms about this issue can say they have lived up here, to see what the reality of this situation is? To form an informed opinion?
What does wolf taste like, anyway? And don't say dog, because I know it tastes like dog.
Charmer,
Do you mighty hunters kill the moose and caribou from the helicopters too?
The aerial kill benefits trophy hunters, not local hunters who need the meat.
Poaching, overhunting loss of habitat and the lack of game enforcement are the causes of reduced prey, not wolves.
*edit. Different way of life. Gotcha.
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
I LOVE ASHLEY JUDD!
She's gorgeous, and she's smart.
Whoever thinks we can kill animals because children get killed is stoooopid. I'm so sick of hearing that I shouldn't care for animals as much as I should care for people. There's room for more than one topic in MY head, how 'bout yours?
And please, let's just keep talking about the hotness of Ms. Judd and her message.
No, Clarisse, although many hunter fly into a hunting site. It's a different way of life up here, that's for sure, and takes a different mindset. Believe it or not, food doesn't just arrive in a grocery store, neatly covered in cling wrap.
Both the Dems and Repubs want to spend us into oblivion. My point was that the Republicans can no longer claim the high ground on the issue. Bush has left us with a nation-destroying debt.
BUT if you're going to euthanize an animal, perhaps there are better ways to do it than shooting it from the fucking sky and then letting it bleed to death or making the poor thing chew its own leg off after being caught in a fucking trap. Alaskans know nothing about humane euthanizing it seems.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I hate everyone on the view, really. but the person I really cannot stand is miz walters herself. but seriously it's easier not to watch.
I know people from both parties have screwed the country up. but I think mccain was too much like bush and we couldn't take too much more of that nonsense.
"Ah, I love Republicans who conveniently forget what landed us into the hideous economic pit we're in now..."
Since I doubt you've ever read a book or been inconvenienced by statistical fact, I suggest you look up how much the economy grew between 2003 and 2006. It was over 3 trillion IN GROWTH. (3 trillion dollars being: A. the gross national product of China and B. 1 trillion dollars less than the size of the Federal Govt in the age of Obmamism.
But then something happened. The Democrats took control of both houses of Congress. Unemployment began going up the moment they started raising the miniumum wage. Then the housing market collapsed. Then the banks were socialized. Now we're in a recession, which thanks to Barry O..may become a depression. And all of it occurred WHILE THE DEMOCRATS CONTROLLED CONGRESS.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:14pm.
What a woman does with her body is nobody's fucking business unless they are going to pay taxes for my pussy.. Step off!!
Germs like Palin and Hasslecrotch need to be neutered.. We are already over saturated with RETARDS!!
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So you can only do what you want with your body if you have certain beliefs? First you say it's "nobodies business" what other people do with their bodies yet you think people like Plain (LOL that typo stays) and Hasselbeck should be neutered. Hmmm....
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:24pm.
Get over myself? Boy that's rich, coming from someone proclaiming the superiority of your own species over all other life on Earth.
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Until my pets start to talk and pay for their own food, I am superior over them. ;)
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Yes, we hunt wolves in Alaska, from planes. Guess what? This is a very wild state, and roads are primarily around towns - head into the bush, you need a plane. The wolves are culled (and yep, boys & girls, that the proper term to use here) because, if their numbers are not controlled, they descimate the caribou & moose populations, thereby adversely affecting humans who rely on those animals for FOOD. Wolf packs roam all over this state, including in and out of towns large & small. Unchecked, wolves have a nasty habit of coming into towns and taking easy prey, as wolves are wont to do, such as sled dogs, family pets & small people running around their yards, ie: kids. Before you condemn a thing, educate yourselves about it. Don't just watch some extremely slanted, heart string pulling blurb by a Hollywood know-nothing & take as gospel.
Its hard to believe this blonde nitwit is the best they could come up with to present conservative perspectives.
Sarah Palin herself couldn't appear any more ridiculous.
Condi the ingro:
Ah, I love Republicans who conveniently forget what landed us into the hideous economic pit we're in now: the last 8 years with your beloved George Bush and his henchmen Cheney and Rove. Don't blame Obama for having to scramble to get us out of this mess - it's a nearly insurmountable hole, all courtesy of the wonderful policies of Bush and Republican legislators!
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I digress and go off topic, but I feel like Republicans are taking a beating. Did Bush suck it, yes. I seem to fall somewhere in between the two parties, but I would be remiss not to say that this is the Democrats fault too.
Clinton singed the expansion of the CRA (Community Reinvestment Act of 1995) that encouraged "innovative approaches to addressing community development credit needs" i.e. creative lending. See, banks were given credits and a higher "rating" by handing out more loans to lower income applicants. The idea behind CRA was great until it was modified by Clinton in 1995. The modifications essentially encouraged banks to hand out these risky loans in order to achieve a higher ratings. This problem started way before Bush got into office (not that he didn't continue effing it up, but the ball was already rolling at that point).
yeah i saw this. my head almost exploded.
are people still babbling the terrorist crap about obama? do they not realize that if the terrorists could get one of their own into the presidential race for a major party we are already doomed? I mean, geeze.
it is nice to have a smart person in office. I was afraid bush and his boss cheney were going to outright dismantle the country. I guess if their term had lasted another week they would have. obama cannot possibly fuck things up worse than bush.
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You hit the nail on the fucking head! Right fucking on! My aunt and uncle are the most disgusting Republicans I have ever met. My aunt told me she wanted a black man to be President just not Obama, because he is a crooked politician. I was thinking no YOU want a black President that is REPUBLICAN to be President. Obama could find Osama Bin Laden and the Republicans would find still find something that he didn't do right. I'm sorry any one who voted for Bush TWICE needs to keep their fucking mouths shut.
Are we gonna chat about the new head of the RNC?
*whispers* he is teh black.
Now that's transparency.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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My stupid stepmother forwarded that picture of the black homeless-looking lady walking around in the after inauguration trash with the caption "a picture speaks a thousands words."
Um, no, actually it doesn't. What exactly are you trying to imply? That black people throw plastic bottles on the ground? That black people don't care about walking around in trash? That all Obama supporters are wasteful hypocrites? Fucking sickening. I replied ALL and wrote "yes, because thousands of people crammed in one space would not possibly create trash if they were Republicans!"
It's fucking hateful thinking like that that KILLS ME.
Although it is pretty funny to see the reactions and freaking out coming from the Republicans, like we're all doomed! Save yourselves!! Um, we were all doomed when we elected Bush to a second term and see what fucking happened? Jesus Christ, maybe it's time for something new, don't you think?
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by calamity on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:41pm.
Don't you wish that would happen! Instead I'll be busy voting Democrat and watching you stupid fucks squirm. Teehee, it's so fun!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:38pm.
I don't need you to value my life, but thanks for the offer.
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Okay, I don't. I was just being polite. Die a miserable death, slowly, like a precious wolf.
Stoney: Obama is one of them Islamic Socialists and we're all DOOOOMED!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by calamity on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:28pm.
I don't need you to value my life, but thanks for the offer.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
*still enjoying popcorn, wondering where bluechokeabitch went too...*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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snowpiece...
I didn't watch it either. I figured I would just be disagreeing all over the place.
also I think hasselcrax just babbled about "socialist" because her favorite political scholars (mccain and palin) were tossing that word around recently. she probably doesn't have a clue wtf it means.
palin is another person I couldn't tolerate listening to because she scares me half to death.
hasslecrax doesn't understand that you can't pass laws to make everyone act like she thinks they should. no matter if palin thinks it's possible.
Fiscal responsibility is one thing, but it's a totally different thing when you start using your own religion to make laws that control the personal lives of other adults.
THANK YOU. Finally, some sense on this thread. And that's what I love about some "Christians" - their absolute certainty that they must force their beliefs down your throat and down the throats of everyone in the country. Um, excuse me - this country was founded on the tenet of the separation of church and state. MY beliefs tell me a woman's body is her own to do with what she pleases WITHOUT interference from the government (or anyone else). I'm afraid that the Constitution allows me the freedom to continue to believe this.
LOL snowy.
You sound like me when my dad starts churning out the misinformation. He's all "Obama wants to do this, Obama wants to do that, Obama wants to take my money, Obama's gonna put on a turban, Democrats throw trash on the ground, Obama is a terrorist, Obama this, Obama that" I'm like "no you stupid fuck, none of that shit you've read in email forwards is even fucking remotely true, dumbass!!"
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Snowpiece, it is just the beginning for Obama choosing who he limits. Wait and see!
You all have a lovely day banting. I have a company to run!
She is on the show because she IS an idiot. They would never put an intelligent Republican on the show who could back up their statements with facts. That would be shitty TV. They need a village idiot on that show to keep it interesting (if by interesting they mean piss me off, well then it's working). They will keep her on because she pisses us all off. Grrrrr. I don't hate her, I hate her ignorance and stupidity.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:24pm.
Get over myself? Boy that's rich, coming from someone proclaiming the superiority of your own species over all other life on Earth.
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When it comes down to it, you're just a person, like every one of us, sitting at a computer, writing on a message board, on a gossip site, and in the whole scheme of things, it means absolutely nothing. And yet, I still value my life, and yours, over the life of a wolf, or a cow, or a fish (excuse me, a SEA KITTEN). And that, my dear, is my point. Have a xanaxy-good day, and yes, get over yourself.
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:14pm.
Last time I checked, there was a democrat in the office of the President, who wants to f!cking limit the amount of money some people make to 500k. So, who the f!ck is trying to control whos life?
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do you even know what you are talking about here? nah, you don't. HE WANTS TO LIMIT THE SALRIES OF EXECS IN COMPANIES RECEIVING BALIOUT MONEY! No one's gonna keep you from your big bonus at the Piggly Wiggly!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
"Submitted by shandi on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:23pm.
Who cares is Sarah Palin hunts animals for FOOD? She isn't hunting just for sport. As far as I know, she indicated she eats what she hunts. It's no different than buying a pound of hamburger meat to me."
Uh, she doesn't kill them for food. She has others kill them for money... and I doubt that's it.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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"Submitted by shandi on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:23pm.
Who cares is Sarah Palin hunts animals for FOOD? She isn't hunting just for sport. As far as I know, she indicated she eats what she hunts. It's no different than buying a pound of hamburger meat to me."
Uh, she doesn't kill them for food. She has others kill them for money... and I doubt that's it.
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Ah, I love Republicans who conveniently forget what landed us into the hideous economic pit we're in now: the last 8 years with your beloved George Bush and his henchmen Cheney and Rove. Don't blame Obama for having to scramble to get us out of this mess - it's a nearly insurmountable hole, all courtesy of the wonderful policies of Bush and Republican legislators!
That said, Hasselback is a automaton AND a moron, something which she loves to prove over and over again just like her vaunted Palin. They're cut from the same cloth: knee-jerk, unintelligible and willing to set women back at least a hundred years just so they can stay on top.
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:23pm.
You can chant to sky till the cows come home, it won't change the fact that you're an idiot.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
dear grape,
you are dead to me. :(
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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:23pm.
Who cares is Sarah Palin hunts animals for FOOD? She isn't hunting just for sport. As far as I know, she indicated she eats what she hunts. It's no different than buying a pound of hamburger meat to me.
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You mean the bitch EATS WOLVES!!!??? Goddamn, she's even more evil than I originally thought!
Submitted by calamity on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:18pm.
Get over myself? Boy that's rich, coming from someone proclaiming the superiority of your own species over all other life on Earth.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Stoney, "Weak minded dangerous bigots"!
Bless your "little" heart............someone needs to pray for your lost soul.
Who cares is Sarah Palin hunts animals for FOOD? She isn't hunting just for sport. As far as I know, she indicated she eats what she hunts. It's no different than buying a pound of hamburger meat to me.
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:14pm.
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As I recall, the Democrats aren't the ones who tell people who they can & can't marry & have attempted to take control of the reproductive organs of all women.
For the life of me I can't understand why a lot of these conservatives are so deeply & personally concerned about other peoples' sex lives.
Fiscal responsibility is one thing, but it's a totally different thing when you start using your own religion to make laws that control the personal lives of other adults.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:10pm.
As long as you don't thump your Bible, we can still be best friends.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Elisabeth Hasselbitch should get a job with asshole Sean Hannity and suck his cock until she choke!
Nippy, since when has rabies been eliminated...? I don´t think there are many diseases that have been completely eliminated by man... there´s constant evolution going on (espically in viruses that mutate frequently and are able to share their genome) and new strains are always coming up that are immune to our current medicine. So it´s a constant arms race.