It's "Punch Your Monitor" Time!
Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.
You know, it's been a while since I've posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd's PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream "Ladies and whores, we've got a catfight!", Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!
I don't even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I'm not going to have any teeth left, because I'm constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack's yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.
Hmmm...but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:02pm.
How coincidental that you happen to be human, calamity. Wait, that may be debatable.
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Oh, I'm sorry, how could I possibly have my own opinion? The nerve! Get over yourself, darling.
Pro-Choice and proud of it!
Nippy, WTF are you talking about? You might want to do a little research before you open your f!cking mouth!!!
Republicans want to "spend everyones money".....Let me remind you that the Dem's are in CONTROL of f!cking Congress and they are the f!ckers that are wanting to spend 900+ trillion dollars to bail out the assholes that keep spending money to buy 3,500 dollar toliets.
Republicans want "to control everyones lives" WTF! Last time I checked, there was a democrat in the office of the President, who wants to f!cking limit the amount of money some people make to 500k. So, who the f!ck is trying to control whos life?
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The "F" word is reseved for ignorant assholes!
How very sweet it is that Sarah Palin is so concerned about the wolves threatening the caribou population! She's so environmentally conscious and humane!
I bet when she goes home at night and wraps herself in her wolf fur jammies, she looks up at the mounted caribou head on her wall with a tear in her eye and says...
"This one's for you, 'bou!"
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:06pm.
As long as Republicans continue to let their faith muddle their brains and dictate how they vote, they will never be more than weak-minded dangerous bigots.
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As an outed, moderate republican, i totally agree with you Stoney...
Stoney, will you still be my friend now that i came out???
i can't believe i just came out the republican closet...i better make sure i get my firewall up...as Paul Revere said "The viruses are coming" !!
i'm askeeerd a spamming is going to take place...on me!
As long as Republicans continue to let their faith muddle their brains and dictate how they vote, they will never be more than weak-minded dangerous bigots.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
i like the way included that "the President has my support" like he's needing MY support...
Senator GrapeDrinkBaby, leader of the new, improved Republican party!
VOTE GRAPE! heehee
I'm going to deliberately get knocked up and have it aborted just to spite Hasselbitch and all you other soft cunts. Abortions Rock!!!
Submitted by riotgrl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:18pm.
I can't stand this stupid bitch!!!!!!!!
How dare she twist a legitimate concern and (big ass problem) into her own freaky religious agenda. God, what a fucking asshole she is!
The caribou are threatened by wolves??? Is she out of her mind, get the facts straight you mental fucking midget Hasselcrack.
Palin is allowing rich, fat ass useless morons to "hunt" from a helicopter and slaughter a defenceless animal that has no where to run. Nice goddamn sport you retards.
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Completely agree with you riotgrl. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:44pm.
@grape: The Republicans of today have driven out virtually everyone I know who considers themselves a conservative. They want to spend everyone's money, control everyone else's lives, and turn this great nation into a theocracy. Even people who consider themselves Libertarians are having to vote for Democrats, because of the alternative.
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It's really frustrating to me right now. I hope Michael Steele, the new RNC chairperson is going to able to straighten some of this out. He's exactly what the republican party needs right now and not because he's black. He's super intelligent, level-headed, and pragmatic. He knows finance. He knows government. He was the Lt. Govenor of Maryland, a historically democratic state. We'll see!!
Btw, i'm liking Obama...he's a real pragmatist...he has a common sense approach to government from what i've seen so far...the president has my support
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:00pm.
Hasslecrack needs to be thrown out and hunted down like the wolves...
I cannot stand any more bullshit from these Republicans about my right to choose-lets face it-all these fetuses had better stay unborn because once they are born these pro life nutcases dont care about them...
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Ain't that the fucking truth. It's like they don't even bother looking at the long-term. They want to make the world a happy & Godly place by getting rid of abortions, but they provide no alternatives to prevent abortions & aren't prepared to deal with the consequences if abortions were to be made illegal.
It's just like Sarah Palin (supposedly) carrying a developmentally disabled child to term despite knowing that he had special needs & that the child would be helpless without constant care and attention, just so she wouldn't have a guilty conscience (& possibly use the sympathy card to win votes). She doesn't seem to take into account this child's quality of life or what will happen to this child when she's no longer around to constantly take care of him.
I remember when my b/f was doing mental health clinicals for his nursing class & had to go to adult daycare. Maybe Hasselcrack & Palin should take a visit to one of those places someday. Then you can see people who shit themselves, can barely form a sentence & can't eat without assistance, & who have to live out their lives alone in nursing homes because their parents cannot, or in some cases will not, care for them.
How coincidental that you happen to be human, calamity. Wait, that may be debatable.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Each and every one of these bitches use this show to promote their own personal beliefs, they're ALL narrow-minded and they're ALL annoying. But honestly, I hate Joy the most. She keeeels me. Ugh, we need to stop watching this show, and maybe they'll all go away. Same goes with P Diddy...let's collectively ignore him. lol
If Hasselcrack is representative of humankind, I say the wolves should rule the world. I'd like to send a big planeload of wolves to The View studio and watch them eat her.
I don't give a dogs dick about any of these self-righteous bitches, but I do think Hasselwhathefuckever has a good point...human rights are more important than any of this shit. Period. Case closed. Fuck a wolf.
I could care less if a wolf decides to abort her pups.
You don't have to be opposed to hunting to be opposed to this fuckery. Aerial hunting by trophy hunters is unsportsmanlike and wrong. We're not talking about reasonable ways to control populations here by issuing permits.
We're talking about a method of hunting that is almost akin to canned hunts. It doesn't pick off the weakest parts of the pack, it picks off all of the herd.
As for natural predators not needing population control, that's just silly. It's a lot more humane to shoot an animal instead of letting it starve to death because its hunting grounds are gone and ITS OWN natural predators (like rabies and other diseases) have been eliminated by man.
@grape: The Republicans of today have driven out virtually everyone I know who considers themselves a conservative. They want to spend everyone's money, control everyone else's lives, and turn this great nation into a theocracy. Even people who consider themselves Libertarians are having to vote for Democrats, because of the alternative.
true, kdraco, she's really not worth the energy...
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:24pm.
I'm forgetting something - why are Republicans so determined to repeal Roe vs. Wade? Republicans are all for less government meddling in people's lives. This counts as government meddling.
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those are not real republicans...Reagan needed the religous right's influence to get elected and maintain political power...good idea for politics, bad idea for government...that's why the founding fathers wrote in the right to privacy and the separation of church and state in the consitution.
every time i watch of clip of this a-hole i know my blood pressure raises. She is seriously so deluded and idiotic she should leave the view and work at Fox News.
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
Gina: I know hun-I hope you feel better and about this twat: I can't. I refuse to waste my time on such a horrible human: if you can call her that.
kdraco hi mama!!! i wish i didnt have a wnky arm cuz this topic really chaps my ass!! and hasslecrack has another republitard in the oven? like thats what the world needs!
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I just wrote an email begging ABC to fire this cuntrag. I asked them to find someone with a conserative view that doesn't always turn it into a crying session.
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snowpiece:
You may call yourself vegetarian, but you should know one thing about your cheese.
Almost all cheese is made with rennet. Rennet is made from calf stomach and is a by-product of the veal industry.
Still call yourself vegetarian?
ubmitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:32pm.
She makes a great point, Elisabeth does. I never knew there were so many idiots in the world, but they're all crowded into this site, I see.
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I'm a moderate republican...i come from a republican family...
that being said, you make me look like some wierdo evangelist by including yourself in my republican party..please familiarize yourself with the republican party of old and the one that is reforming to get back to what we're supposed to stand for...limited federal government, fiscally responsible state and local government, strong national defense, lower taxes, right to bear arms, and equality for all (i.e. Abe Lincoln)...get out of my uterus, stop worrying about gay people and balance a damn budget!
AND BACK OFF MY LIBERAL, HIPPIE FRIENDS ON DLISTED THAT I'M SURE YOU'VE ALREADY CONDEMNED TO HELL FOR THEIR VIEWS...you're use of fear to control the republican party is coming to an end, my friend...go start your own party and get out of mine.
*waving at GINA LATINA*
Submitted by missy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:25pm.
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No, I knew a bad crackhead wolf. He was even more dangerous than a regular wolf.
He was!
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LMAO!!
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Elizabitch always brings up abortion to talk about her personal views or to push her own agenda.
Shut up, Chatty Cathy!!!!
The animals were there first - isn't it just like a republican to move into an area and then kill everything that it doesn't like - even animals???
Submitted by gina latina on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:22pm.
Wolves aren't born addicted to crack, with fetal alchohol syndrome and don't grow up to become drug dealers and school shooters and resorce sucking parasites popping more babies out at the taxpayers' expense.
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No, I knew a bad crackhead wolf. He was even more dangerous than a regular wolf.
He was!
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Elisabeth looks like she's got a fuckin bib on ready for some wolf
I'm forgetting something - why are Republicans so determined to repeal Roe vs. Wade? Republicans are all for less government meddling in people's lives. This counts as government meddling.
Wolves aren't born addicted to crack, with fetal alchohol syndrome and don't grow up to become drug dealers and school shooters and resorce sucking parasites popping more babies out at the taxpayers' expense.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
For Hasselfuckwit to say that Palin stands for Human Rights sickens me. Palin is a rotten cunt who makes rape victims pay for their own counseling. How sick is that?
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Tangeline wrote: "Why are Republicans so gongho on people making babies, yet they are ardent opponents of programs that will not only prevent abortion and unwanted pregnancies but improve the lives of the children that are already here."
This is EXACTLY the same point I've been making for years!
1. No sex ed--that's wrong
2. No contraception--that's wrong
3. No abortions--that's wrong (well, IF the woman was a dirty whore and chose to have sex; if she didn't then what they call "murder" is then somehow okay)
4. No allowance for women who go through postpartum psychosis and hurt their children--that's wrong
5. No support for children born to mothers who didn't want them--that's wrong
6. No state-sponsored orphanages, only a scary foster system for those who aren't adopted--that would be wrong
7. No help for poor mothers who have children--that's wrong
"Submitted by Alfrombrooklyn on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:15pm.
did anyone notice at the very end that Sherri says "this is another meeting"."
Yes, which made me laugh. It does seem that Babs favors Hasslecrack over the other girls, only because she probably has weekly crying sessions in her office complaining that the other women are "so mean to her."
And will her husband stop impregnating her so we can stop having such hormonal discussions coming from her idiotic mouth.
Thank you,
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Stupid fucking bitch, learn some fucking ecology. People don´t need to "control" populations of natural predators in order to "save" their natural prey populations. These species had lived and evolved together long before homo sapiens reared its ugly face.
Besides it often isn´t as simple as "kill the predator --> increase the pray population" because not only does the predator affect this one particular population but also other predators and competitor species.
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?! NO! NO!
@Clarisse: My pleasure. And thank YOU for the link.
I was just thinking, "If only we could sign a petition supporting the aerial hunting of Hasselcrack," when the new petition link came up. (I won't sign that one, since The View producers have no intention of getting rid of Hasselcrack. She's the punch line for the whole show.)
I'd pay money to watch somebody hunt Hasselcrack and Palin from a plane. Run Forrest, run!
did anyone notice at the very end that Sherri says "this is another meeting".
#1 - The conversation had absolutely NOTHING to do with abortions.
#2 - The PSA was spot on.
#3 - Elizabeth needs to remove the Republican excretion in her brain drainage.
#4 - Why are Republicans so gongho on people making babies, yet they are ardent opponents of programs that will not only prevent aborttion and unwanted pregnancies but improve the lives of the children that are already here.
My family member was molested and raped as a kid and she had to have an abortion at 14 years of age. To all the stupid fucks like Elizabeth, let your daughters get raped and tell me if you want her to have the baby..
Elizabeth needs to shut her cunt lips and worry about the receding hairline GOP DEMON she has growing in her womb.
What a woman does with her body is nobody's fucking business unless they are going to pay taxes for my pussy.. Step off!!
Germs like Palin and Hasslecrotch need to be neutered.. We are already over saturated with RETARDS!!
There is a website taking signatures to have the women? of the View shot, stuffed and mounted for public amusement.
go to: www.shootthebitches.com
Bitchette,
Try this link...
http://www.defenders.org/programs_and_policy/policy_and_legislation/aeri...
Nippy,
*winks* thanks for the cover!
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
"Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year."
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Elizabeth Hasselback...the TRUE definition of "DUMB BITCH"!!!!
I know what I want to be when I grow up and it ain't that sassafrass.
@Clarisse: You need to edit your petition link. For me it is linking to an actual user account.
Thank you for the link though!
Angel, Drama, Stank,
Thanks!!!! Palins wolf slaughter burns my ass!!!
It's not just the aerial slaughter that kills the terrorized adults, but also the pups that don't leave the den…they just wait there to die. She also is in favor of a technique called "denning"…they track wolves to their den and slaughter the adults and their pups.
Defend that you piece of shit, Elizabitch.
Bitchette,
I will try to find another link.
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
I think it's horrifying that Sherry has had too many abortions to count. That's horrifying! I also think Whoopi is such a dumb ass bitch, it's just so awful but she defended Vick torturing dogs? WTF is she thinking? It's only okay if it's a ghetto thang, right Whoopi?