It's "Punch Your Monitor" Time!
Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.
You know, it's been a while since I've posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd's PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream "Ladies and whores, we've got a catfight!", Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!
I don't even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I'm not going to have any teeth left, because I'm constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack's yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.
Hmmm...but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!
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I'd like to hunt Hasselback down with a poisoned blow dart. That way, her death will be slooooow and painful.
wolf thing won't let sign. either address :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Clarisse: Done.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by Amby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:58pm.
With that kind of logic, Hasselbeck should criticize Palin for killing wolves as well.
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For real.
Pro-life? Pro-HUMAN-life?
What about the sweat shops that make her shoes? Is that a pro-life establishment....?
You know I think I just figured her out. She's all worried about who will make her shoes!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Hasslecrack needs to be thrown out and hunted down like the wolves...
I cannot stand any more bullshit from these Republicans about my right to choose-lets face it-all these fetuses had better stay unborn because once they are born these pro life nutcases dont care about them...
I vote for shooting all the View whores from a helicopter and lets throw in some wolves and polar bears!!!
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I vote for throwing wolves and polar bears at Hasselcrack. It's kinda like organic abortion. That's green, right?
With that kind of logic, Hasselbeck should criticize Palin for killing wolves as well.
Thanks Clarisse, I just signed it.
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my all time favourite hasselback moment was when she just laughed off the whole bale out *fuckery* as "he just needs a cookie", as if she was way WAY above losing it and not being able to just stfu
really, of ALL people, hasselback tells bale to just have a cookie and chill?
too funny
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:53pm.
In case anyone would like to sign the petition to stop aerial slaughter in Alaska...
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Thanks, Clarisse:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I vote for shooting all the View whores from a helicopter and lets throw in some wolves and polar bears!!!.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:45pm.
Belly shirts showing half boob while holding a spatula?!?! Thats change I can believe in!
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I swear to God, sometimes I think you're my ex - no lie.
I'm not proud - but it's true.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:49pm.
I'll chip in to rent one as long as we find Sara Palin along the way.
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"Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:45pm.
I can only regret that Elisabeth's mother didn't choose to have an abortion. However, it's never too late for mercy killing."
The world would be a happier place had her mother picked this option!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
grapedrink's right - animals can't protect themselves against us, in an unfair fight, anyway. We need to be sure that they're protected. Children are protected, by their families. This is where the choice comes in.
I can think of one little girl who should have had an abortion. When I was 13 my friend's older sister was a nurse, and this was all sorts of wrong, but she told us to keep it a secret that one of our classmates was pregnant. She was this sad sack of a girl at the back of the class who never talked to anyone and always kept her head down. Turns out she was pregnant by either her step-father or half-brother. She didn't know which one was the father b/c they were both frequently with her. How about that, asshole? I would want this dipshit to tell that little girl to her face that she would have to give birth at age 13. What if this child has birth defects due to incest? I don't know what ever happened to this girl, but I hope her life's a hell of a lot better now than it used to be.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:47pm.
Hell, I'd just settle for watching a pack of wolves chase her ass around for a while.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:45pm.
I can only regret that Elisabeth's mother didn't choose to have an abortion. However, it's never too late for mercy killing.
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So. Who's got a helicopter?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:45pm.
Belly shirts showing half boob while holding a spatula?!?! Thats change I can believe in!
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If it fucks, floats, or flies, its cheaper to rent.
Oh, I meant Survival of the Fittest. I am a computer geek, not a science one. You get my point. Speaking of which, I have PC probs to tend to.
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How would Elizabeth like to be hunted down this way, in front of her children and husband with no possible defense?
Fuck this Palin loving bitch. Team Wolf all the way!
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:40pm.
Well unless Elizabeth had to get an abortion because she was raped she should keep her stupid mouth shut.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I am in a really good mood today, so aside from reading the posts and thinking to myself that stupid people don't deserve to have opinions and laughing my ass off @ oxygen theif, i will refrain from touching the main issue of the matter and therefore not begin to feel throwy. :)
Hi Bitches!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I can only regret that Elisabeth's mother didn't choose to have an abortion. However, it's never too late for mercy killing.
Oh shit Provy changed his avie! Front view this time. :O
Well, I am a vegetarian and I don't eat eggs OR WOLVES but I do enjoy the hell out of some Italian cheeses. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by UKer -- If this cunt lived in the uk, she would get bitchslapped by a member of the public everytime she left her house.
QUICK - someone ship Hasselcrack to the UK.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:31pm.
Bluechoco=Bristol Palin....how else would they know how many poeple she's effed?
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Or construct a sentence like "I don't know she didn't sleep with everyone, but you don't know that did either." WTF?!
Dear Elisabeth-
I am pretty sure that people choose to have abortions. Wolves do not choose to be shot in the back while running through the snow.
Thank you.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
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if you think that, then you're a bigger cunt than she is.
please do us a favour and kill yourself, you are essentially an oxygen thief.
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harsh there UKer, very cuntish and hassleback of you. just cuz someone doesn't agree with your point view doesn't warrant such a thing. even lowly Dlisters have some sort of respect.
she's gross and she doesn't deserve her pussy
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:37pm.
Fine, defend the honor of teen mom Bristol Palin, the knocked-up skank whose pregnancy was used by her family to generate pro-life votes. But please don't try to convince me that the entire Palin family shouldn't fuck off and die, because you'll be in here a super long time, my friend.
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Amen, Stoney!
BTW, let him or her try to defend Bristol Palin. It could get hilarious trying to see someone turn this trailer skank with a self-proclaimed "fucking redneck" boyfriend into the poster child for the pro-life movement or the patron saint of teen motherhood.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:37pm.
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*golf claps* Once again ILPS, the voice of reason.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:33pm.
And you people are hard core mean.
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and you haven't even met Missy yet!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
you can't argue for a pro-life stance by using wildlife conservation as a comparison....this hasselbeck person is making a good argument for pro-choice on many levels
better check yo'self fool (from crank yankers)
TexNDoc - it's called natural selection, As cruel as it may seem. I agree with what said, and I apologize I forget who said. Most animal extinction is coming from man these days. It's not the wolves part for overpopulation and doing what comes instictively to them.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:31pm.
Bluechoco=Bristol Palin....how else would they know how many poeple she's effed?
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you're prob right, cuz we all know that bitch aint in school right now
Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:33pm.
I don't know she didn't sleep with everyone, but you don't know that did either. Bet her mama probably didn't let her out of the house with anyone but Hockey boy, who just happened to be fertile. And you people are hard core mean.
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No. Shooting defenseless animals from helicopters is mean. Telling rape victims that they must carry and bare the children of their rapists is mean. We're just...bitchy. It's different.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
"Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:32pm.
She makes a great point, Elisabeth does. I never knew there were so many idiots in the world, but they're all crowded into this site, I see."
Alright, here's why she was jumped on: Bitch switches from talking about the senseless killing of animals to the "killing" of babies.... jumping to a totally different topic. While we all understand her stance on abortion, I wonder why she decided to switch gears and discuss a totally different topic. Is it because she can't defend Palin on this? BINGO.
Elisabeth sticks to one argument in every episode and being the only so-called "Republican" on the panel, it gets tiring to hear her single-minded responses on every episode.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Fine, defend the honor of teen mom Bristol Palin, the knocked-up skank whose pregnancy was used by her family to generate pro-life votes. But please don't try to convince me that the entire Palin family shouldn't fuck off and die, because you'll be in here a super long time, my friend.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by aural81 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:32pm.
Wait, is she saying we should get to hunt preggos and babies from helicopters? Finally, some birth control we can agree on.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:33pm.
I don't know she didn't sleep with everyone, but you don't know that did either. Bet her mama probably didn't let her out of the house with anyone but Hockey boy, who just happened to be fertile. And you people are hard core mean.
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Oh boo-fucking-hoo!
I doubt Sarah Palin kept close tabs on any of her kids esp. not that big-titted twit, Bristol who mysteriously went to life with an aunt and was pulled out of school in 2007 due to "mono".
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:26pm.
Madamlollipop: good point...where is the moderate voice on this show...what's the problem with us moderate folks?...are we not crazy enough for the media?...i'm moderate, and i feel crazy as hell most days...lol
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I am SO with you on that!
Who speaks for us? WHO?!? For us fence sitters who wanna enjoy the grass on BOTH sides. For those people without hate. Those people who understand that we are all unique and need to live in our different ways. WHO SPEAKS FOR US!?!? I could - few people are as loud as I am but I just can't be bothered...can you do it?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:32pm.
I loved Whoopi, but she admitted on The View that she likes Hannity. After that, I thought the same as you.... she sold out.
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I hate the view and have not watched it since the Vieira/Jones days.Hasslecrack is the main reason but I also do not need to see Goldberg's face that early in the morning.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*throws popcorn at screen to Bluechokeabitch*
BOOOOOOOOO, we're so mean......
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Hasselcrack sounds like she's stupidly knee-jerk conservative because she's a mindless fucktard. While Ann Coulter gets mega defensive about her conservatism and attacks you based on shit you don't even say but what other "democrats" and "liberals" have said. Maybe that's why Hasselcrack brought up socialism in the first place when that really has nothing to do with abortion being legal (hello, Roe v. Wade?). Why do they have her on the show anyway? Do they feel sorry for her dumb ass or something? There should be someone on the show that is moderate to help balance the opionions, I don't watch the show anyway because none of them really know how to discuss their views in an intelligent manner either.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I don't know she didn't sleep with everyone, but you don't know that did either. Bet her mama probably didn't let her out of the house with anyone but Hockey boy, who just happened to be fertile. And you people are hard core mean.
And I still hate Joy.
Tis bitch better not have a dog. IF you kill wolves you don't need to have dogs.
Hasslecrap has always been stupid and mean, but Whoopi's my least favorite because she's sold out.
Wait, is she saying we should get to hunt preggos and babies from helicopters? Finally, some birth control we can agree on.
She makes a great point, Elisabeth does. I never knew there were so many idiots in the world, but they're all crowded into this site, I see.