It's "Punch Your Monitor" Time!
Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.
You know, it's been a while since I've posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd's PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream "Ladies and whores, we've got a catfight!", Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!
I don't even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I'm not going to have any teeth left, because I'm constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack's yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.
Hmmm...but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!
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This woman is so stupid, it's not even funny. . . WTF is she even on the show? If they want a conservative, then they could at least find one with half a brain.
Bluechoco=Bristol Palin....how else would they know how many poeple she's effed?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I understand that she has her own opinions but why does she feel the need to attack everyone that thinks another way. She is almots likeable when she is not talking about her belies or attacking others. Palin has a mouth and a brain she can defend herself.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Her poor husband.
I wish the black lady to her left would have just back handed her.
how predictable. defend sarah palin then jump to a different controversial topic to distract & force feed her rhetoric.
that is a typical right winger argument tactic.
every last one of these self righteous bitches makes me wanty to scratch the skin off my ass...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by forever.now on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:00pm.
Gosh, I just about cannot read/hear her name or see her face without wanting to yell at her to STFU
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seriously! that's why I've decided not to watch this clip
I'm already feeling itchy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
anywhore, where was I? oh yeah...gay porn...off to watch some man on man action, laters.
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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:21pm.
If people would just not watch this bunch of ugly ass bickering hens, they would deep six the show and I wouldn't have to hear this shit every other day!
THE SHOW SUCKS. THE WOMAN ARE ALL IGNORANT CUNTS. FROM HASSELCRACK ON DOWN TO WHOOPI AND BABS. I HATE THEM. SO MUCH, I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS THREAD.
Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:23pm.
You don't know that. She probably fucked the entire hockey team, not just that one meathead racist retard fertile jockstrap.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Madamlollipop: good point...where is the moderate voice on this show...what's the problem with us moderate folks?...are we not crazy enough for the media?...i'm moderate, and i feel crazy as hell most days...lol
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Coolio. Now I know:) It's a good one:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
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And shooting animals out a plane and abortion are the same, neither one is able to defend itself, BUT the baby don't gots to watch it's mama die. Nor does it have to run in fear of it's life. Actually, it's never run nor has it had a life...like eating and playing and hugging and all that stuff. So it has no fear. It has no pain censors if it's young enough. And generally, we don't miss with abortions. Wolves, however, can be shot, injured and left for hours in the freezing cold to die a slow and painful death next to the bodies of their dead families.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Considering the fuckery of a morning I've had, I'm actually in a good mood and refuse to ruin it by Hasslecrack making me all stabby.
See you bitches in another thread.
I'd love to see a clip I watched this morning on another site played on The View: from "The Planet in Peril" an overhead of a pack of "woolfies" doing their usual - attacking in a pack of about 8 a herd of Alaskan caribou with the usual routine of separating the calves from their mothers. Then all 8 woolfies chasing 8 calves for what seemed like miles of chase until the wittle baby caribous just couldn't run any more and got torn apart in like 20 seconds. I can just imagine Ashley Judd shouting "YES! YES!! YES!!!"
that's because wolves are in danger of being extinct...
and people are in danger of overcrowding the planet...
and I support a woman's right to choose.
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@la cucaracha:
My point is that she is a non-thinker, not every conservative is a non-thinker. While I am a dyed-in-the-wool, old school, liberal feminist I can separate a right-winger, who has put thought into their convictions, from a right-wing non-thinkers who is completely incapable of defending his/her beliefs with any complexity.
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*pops some popcorn, starts Cornifying*
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Her daughter had sex with one person. That does not make her a slut.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:02pm.
Everyone of the stupid, annoying, ugly bitches on that shit show need to be beaten, strung up, flayed, doused in an acid bath and have their vocal cords RIPPED from each and every one of their throats. That show is a cancer on morning television. HATE THOSE STUPID CUNTS, ALL OF THEM!
YES!!! Hasselbeck is bad, but the others aren't much better. The entire group is made up of psycho political extremists, why can't there be ONE objective, moderate voice? This is exactly the kind of decisive shit America doesn't need!
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Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
I hate Joy, and every time she opens her stupid mouth, I want to slap her. Good for Elizabeth for not taking her crap.
And shooting animals out a plane and abortion are the same, neither one is able to defend itself, and they both end up dead. Only wolves get more sympathy.
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Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
Then why don't you tell your backwoods creationist dumb fuck idol to quit shooting the goddamn wolves and focus on supervising her skanky slut of a daughter?
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Exactly how DOES one get from killing wolves in Alaska to abortions? Ahh, I forget, you hop on board the crazy train.
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O - and that's my new favourite insult! Yay!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
i think that there are people who shouldnt be allowed to have opinions on certain things. Theres a dark side of life where things arent so cut and dry and she looks fragile in the eyes... I bet you could watch her sanity flee if she was confronted with anything outside the realm of her tiny existence.
Why does that show even give her a platform to speak? She is one of the most ignorant fools I have ever heard. It's one thing to have a conservative or two on the panel, but surely you can find someone who isn't a drooling, lobotomized fucktard like Hasselbeck.
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Gadzooks, she's Cliniqua.
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OMG! I bet you're right!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Sure aerial slaughter of entire packs of wolves to ensure enough elk for the inbreeds to game hunt is the same as the termination of, what is essentially in it's early stages, a parasite on the mothers body.
I hate this bitch almost as much as I hate Palin.
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Submitted by Bluechoco on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
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if you think that, then you're a bigger cunt than she is.
please do us a favour and kill yourself, you are essentially an oxygen thief.
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ARRRGGGHHHH I HATE HER!!!! A person can defend wildlife being slaughtered without having to bring up fetuses!!!! Why do conservatives always mention abortion or child abuse when someone says they don't like animals being abused or killed? Just because one mentions animals doesn't mean one hates babies!!!
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I can't stand this stupid bitch!!!!!!!!
How dare she twist a legitimate concern and (big ass problem) into her own freaky religious agenda. God, what a fucking asshole she is!
The caribou are threatened by wolves??? Is she out of her mind, get the facts straight you mental fucking midget Hasselcrack.
Palin is allowing rich, fat ass useless morons to "hunt" from a helicopter and slaughter a defenceless animal that has no where to run. Nice goddamn sport you retards.
I hate Joy, and every time she opens her stupid mouth, I want to slap her. Good for Elizabeth for not taking her crap.
And shooting animals out a plane and abortion are the same, neither one is able to defend itself, and they both end up dead. Only wolves get more sympathy.
What Stoney said. Dumb cunt.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:13pm.
She's annoying not because she's a right-winger, but because she regurgitates anything the right-wing media puts out there. She's a proud non-thinker, which is why Donald Trump, another conservative, called her the dumbest broad he'd ever met a few years ago.
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Seriously. Did you know, 90% of college graduates are democrat...while every red necked, racist, inbreed, fucker in the applicaian is conservative....theres a differnce ou know....
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Submitted by UKer on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:10pm.
If this cunt lived in the uk, she would get bitchslapped by a member of the public everytime she left her house. Why do they give this ignorant asshole airtime? she offends me just by being alive.
someone please slap the bitch for me.
==Someone should start screening the Trish Goddard show in the US. Payback.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:09pm.
she is so effing annoying
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Yeah. No. I think the more appropriate adverb is slightly stronger than annoying.....more like scary, closed minded, scary ass freak. Anyone who STRONGLY believes in the conservative agenda is scary. Read about the dark ages much??? The bible clearly states that all races arent equal, imagination is a sin and women are inherently evil...but why dont people in America advocate for these "values" anymore, because of progressive, rational, free will, LIBERAL thought. Liberalism represents all that is good in this world and hasselback represents a return to the dark ages....people need to get over that bible stuff...for real!
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Fuck she makes me angry, I'm gonna go watch some gay porn to cheer myself up.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:10pm.
Has anyone ever said to her, "We're keeping abortions legal so that ppl like YOU aren't born?"
Who's telling her to say this shit? She's not bright enough to come up with it by herself.
She gets it all from her husband and father-in-law. She wasn't raised like that, and her parents aren't like that, either. She's also egged on by one of the producers of The View who's a neo-con goofball.
I really wish they'd have a guest panelist on who would really call her out in a personal, hurtful way.
I have no respect for a woman who's ultimately anti-woman.
She's annoying not because she's a right-winger, but because she regurgitates anything the right-wing media puts out there. She's a proud non-thinker, which is why Donald Trump, another conservative, called her the dumbest broad he'd ever met a few years ago.
You know, it would be pretty funny if all the deformed, drugged out, fetal alcohol, destitute unwanted fetuses came back to life and ended up on this cunt's doorway to be supported and taken care of for the rest of their lives. You said we had to be born, mama!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by fierceCaca on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:06pm.
The abortionists are only controlling the human population. We are a little overcrowded, are we not?
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I think so.
And maybe if greedy corporate money-grubbing oil & lumber tycoons stopped raping all of Alaska's natural rescources & destroying the natural habitat, we wouldn't have to have animals under "protected" status & using shooting wolves from airplanes as fucking "population control".
Just sayin'.
catty cunts, that's what those view beeyotches are. all that screeching!!!!
If this cunt lived in the uk, she would get bitchslapped by a member of the public everytime she left her house. Why do they give this ignorant asshole airtime? she offends me just by being alive.
someone please slap the bitch for me.
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Lemme guess, she's against the pill too and we should all live like the Duggars until our uterus falls out. Yup, doing a lot for the state of the World that way! Hunger, pollution, energy use!!!
I could go on.
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Has anyone ever said to her, "We're keeping abortions legal so that ppl like YOU aren't born?"
Who's telling her to say this shit? She's not bright enough to come up with it by herself.
she is so effing annoying
At least she wore her bib today to keep her verbal diarrhea off her dress.
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The producers shouldn't force the ladies to be civil to each other. I'd watch this trainwreck if it was The Catfight instead of The View.
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being a moderate is so hard to stomach when people like elizabeth and ann coulter are able to have a soapbox. that being said i'm all set with ashley judd's psa--can't stomach either. mk you are one tough biatch to watch this shit! i'm gonna go cornify now!