It's "Punch Your Monitor" Time!
Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.
You know, it's been a while since I've posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd's PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream "Ladies and whores, we've got a catfight!", Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!
I don't even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I'm not going to have any teeth left, because I'm constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack's yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.
Hmmm...but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!
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The abortionists are only controlling the human population. We are a little overcrowded, are we not?
"If you liked it then you shoulda put a c*ck ring on it."
You now what I always say? Who cares? So what if a women is going to get an abortion? Just go home, pour yourself a glass of Pinot Grigio, bend a wire hanger, and just get it over with.
I think what most people fail to realize is that women will get an abortion regardless if it's legal or not. Just because something is illegal, doesn't mean people will stop doing it. The only reason Roe v. Wade was passed was to stop women from hurting and killing themselves from "back-alley" abortions.
Joy looks completely disgusted. And she should be, elizabitch is THE most annoying person on the planet.
When is the View going to fire hasselcrackass? They've fired everyone else!
I don't know what's more disturbing--- the PSA itself or the never ending stream of verbal diarrhea that comes out of Hasselcrack's cake hole.
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Gadzooks, she's Cliniqua.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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You know, I used to be so against any form of abortion, and i'm still against partial birth abortion, but now i'm not against abortion that is done early on. If a parent doesn't want the kid, it's probably best. What are the chances of the child being adopted into a good home, rather than the mother just keeping the child and abusing it or neglecting it or not having the money for it, etc or it being another caylee anthony. And if it is given up for adoption, it may not get adopted and you know what the child goes through then. But just because she is against abortion doesn't mean she has to rule out animals being killed, that will get her nowhere but a fight with the other women on there. She's just doing that cause she wanted that bitch to win. I hate sarah palin and I don't trust obama. I wanted hilary.
Hasselcrack strikes me as one of these women who had an abortion when she was younger and thinks the only way back into Gods graces is to attack anyone who is pro choice. She's an annoying nit wit. I can't watch The View..ugh.
Ugh, "cunt" is not a sufficient word to describe the absolute stupidity and abrasiveness of that obnoxious bitch. I think "Hasselcrack" should just mean "mega cunt" in the dictionary.
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I had no idea hasslesack had had THAT many abortions. Congrats you brain dead slag! You're an inspiration to back alley abortionists everywhere! LOL!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Please explain to me how being pro-choice equals being socialist? What a fucking retard. I hate this stupid cunt.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Something tells me Hasslcrack is a brangeloon.
Screaming at JA "40 yr old with no kids not taking care of your husband!"
That video was harsh to watch. I have no words.
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I hope she dies in a buffalo stampede.
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I am pro-choice, so maybe I'm a little biased, but to me there's a huge difference between brutually hunting & slaughtering a living, breathing, fully formed life than "killing" an underdeveloped fetus which hasn't even developed a heart, lungs, or brain.
I wish these conservatives would keep their fucking big snouts out of women's productive organs. What we do with our bodies is none of their fucking business.
Ugh bitch... why can't you be famous for being a drunk whore, like the rest of the washed up reality stars? You'd be a hell of a lot more appealing.
i can't even watched the television brain abortion that is the view. GOOD LORD!
I bet you $5 elizabeth doesn't even know how to spell "socialist" let alone knows what it means.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Everyone of the stupid, annoying, ugly bitches on that shit show need to be beaten, strung up, flayed, doused in an acid bath and have their vocal cords RIPPED from each and every one of their throats. That show is a cancer on morning television. HATE THOSE STUPID CUNTS, ALL OF THEM!
I think everyone now knows where I stand on The View ( Pew!)
When there is no Brangelina action, bring on a Hasselcrack thread!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
She obviously couldn't think of anything else to say. In no way is there a correlation between hunting for sport and abortion.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I love her like I love Ann Coulter.
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The trick is to Tivo or DVR it, and then you can forward through whenever crazy eye Elisabitch speaks. It's the only way to make it watchable.
Gosh, I just about cannot read/hear her name or see her face without wanting to yell at her to STFU.
don't worry. there will always be an idiot available to enrage you at any time of day. trust.
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Hasselcrack is so grossly misinformed that her head should be shoved into a toilet by Whoopi. I'm not sure what abortions have to do with wolves being killed up in Alaska, or with abortions being socialist when Elizabeth is asked to "stay on topic" by Joy. She certainly deserves some sort of talking to by both Joy and Whoopi, because her bitch ass is WAY out of line.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
GOD FORBID we should socialize!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Wheres a suicide bomber when you need one? Ugh, all these banshees need to shut the fuck up.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Hasselbeck is a dickmatized moron.
Can't stand any of the people on the view (I won't call them ladies because they're not.)