I Hope Ricki Lake Owns A Full Body Latex Suit
I must say that this is my favorite photograph of a talk show host posing an a Formica countertop. Like ever. Okay, now that I've orgasmed that out, let us all congratulate Ricki Lake for getting a job! Go Ricki! Vh1 announced that Ricki Lake will brave the STD storm known as Charm School. Ricki will replace Sharon Osbourne who replaced Mo'Nique as host and head mistress.
Charm School 3 will once again try to turn the cum sluts and crackwhores of Rock of Love Bang Bus and Real Chance of Love into fine ladies. But we all know Charm School is just another reason to watch skanks doing what they do best: get drunk and beat each other down.
Ricki as host makes sense. Ten years ago, all these skeezers would have been a guest on her talk show. Probably on the episode called "My pussy exploded but I can't stop fucking!"
And Vh1 should close their doors and blame it on the economy if DJ Lady Tribe is not the main skank int he cast. Her epic slutness needs a new home and I don't think CumFiesta.com will even take her ass!
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MC, you know who I am.
We've spoken on the phone. *STARES YOU STRAIGHT* YOU KNOW ME.
I'm angry at so much shit if I made a list I think I'd fuc/fricking make ya'll insane in the membrane.
What do we do? To really make a difference? I mean on an individual basis?
My finances are fucked right now. We are borrowed against father time. If shit doesn't pick up we are going to out people from 5 homes we own (forget the fact we'll be ousted from our OWN home). There are FAMILIES and children involved in all of the homes we are indentured to! We are over-paying mortgages to keep all of us afloat. How long can we last? I don't know? I know I don't want to sink if there's some way we can keep swimming.
Some of our renters are people who already suffered from the whole "Real estate bubble collapse."
If we ditch? We let down FAMILIES. Our hearts are so fucking heavy.
Ugh.
Don't even get me started.
Molotov cocktease, I really sympathize with your anger as well.
I don't really blame the media for the conditions of the social climate, but the fact that these shows represent a part of the population and that this kind of mindset actually exists bothers me.
Yes, it's just television, but there are *still* people who really think like this, and that's the most unsettling aspect about it.
I like her show
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I really miss the days of Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake, and Jenny Jones. Jenny Jones was by far my favorite though. A shame it stopped being on syndication forever ago.
That is the type of trash reality TV I'd rather watch. I can't even watch Rock of Love Bus because some of them disgust me too much to even watch humiliating themselves.
I digress.
I may or may not watch this when it's aired. Rock of Love Charm School was disappointing to say the least. I found Destiny and Brandi M quite likeable, which is why I was disappointed to see these two in the final round. If it was Brandi M or Destiny pitted up against a cunt, it would have been far more exciting.
I found Heather likeable in that blunt, streetwise stripper kind of way after a while. Rodeo was an emotional trainwreck with a few screws loose, but she was likeable as well.
Dallas was pretty cool. Lacy was a twat to the max, but was shadowed by Megan half of the show, who was not only a manipulative, vapid gold digger, but had no clue that she was fug...or maybe she did and that's why she wore the most revealing, overpriced stripper costumes she could find.
I hated Brandi C. the most of them all, though. She had absolutely no spine, and while I could at least credit Lacy and Megan for being assholes, she was absolutely no-one when she didn't have her buddies around. She was a follower, and would do anything to be accepted even if it meant hurting people...and then she'd cry in ever single fucking episode because she couldn't handle confrontation unless she was the one dishing it out. Oh, and like Megan, she's a delusional butterface and attention whore also.
Is it wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as 'ric h ki ss. c om', which is the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.
Hell yes, get someone with experience dealing with crazy bitches on that damn show. RL's got what, almost 15 years worth? GO RICKI! GO RICKI!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:47pm.
That was the point I was trying to make. A television show isn't the reason whorish females are whorish or males have a harem fantasies. I'm not saying these shows are a positive contribution to anything ever, but they're also not the reason behind someone staying in abusive relationships, thinking they have the right to be abusive in a relationship or men being all around evil bastards. There are other, more meaningful reasons for those types of behaviors.
Stoney,
I feel your pain.At work today the recon person called in sick so I was informed I had to wash a car that was to go out so I trucked down in my nice leather boots to get all sloppy wet,anyway, Womanizer was playing in the radio so to yuck it up and make my one coworker laugh I started scrubbing the car all sexy like and doing stripper grind movements to the floor totally forgetting the newly installed video cameras...they are multi screened and usually view the limos on the lot,well someone later informed me my bosses and about three other people were watching the show...I was just doing it to get a laugh out of my one friend not to have it seen by all!!
Molotov: I get what you're saying, and agree with you. I only disagree in that I think the problem has always been there. The shows just showcase it.
Many women who act out that way have been sexually abused. I know, I always say this, but if you watch "Intervention", 95% of the addicts on that show have been sexually abused or a victim of a sex crime. When I see women like Aubrey O'Day or Jenna Jameson, I see sexual abuse.
Of course, there are just straight-up attention whores, too. I don't know what THEIR issue is.
LOl, thanks y'all. I meant to post that shit in the open thread, but apparently I'm retarded and can even cover my rear end while at work.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
@Stoney: The reason they didn't tell you until now is that you're a hot bitch and they liked looking at you. Be proud and wear that ripped dress like a star!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:39pm.
Awesome.
*insert sarcasm here*
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My coworker just informed me that the entire back of my dress is ripped through the seam exposing my ass, which fortunately is covered in black tights. I have no idea how long it's been like this.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
i don't watch any of those shows.
These people will do anything to stay in the public eye so they can call themselves 'celebrities'. what are we up to now? G-List? H-list?
I think that's Corian, not Formica.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:47pm.
Look, I thought we were sharing opinions here, I didn't realize that yours was the only one we could talk about.
All I'm saying is that "skewed perceptions of reality", at least in a trashy television/music sense, are a brand new thing to our world. Reality shows weren't even around before 1995. Less than a generation. So how do you explain all the whorish behavior/women getting beat down previous to trashy reality shows?
And as far as what men think and do, people have all the freedom in the world to present themselves in a non whorish fashion. They also have the freedom to walk away from abusive relationships. If they choose not to act like a whore or allow themselves to be abused, they've got bigger issues than a television program/music video.
I barely even know any men that want whorish girls like VH1 shows aquire for their programming either, so it makes me defensive for them when I see a big swipe of the "this is why men/women are so fucked up" generalization brush.
@Molotov, oh yeah. *blushes* The check's in the mail.
I'm sure they'll reinact that on an episode of the new Farm School too!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Team KFed on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:43pm.
Reality TV has warped my fragile little mind.
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@Molotov: Sing it!
Submitted by Team KFed on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:43pm.
I agree.
I also more a believer in letting the market decide for itself.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:47pm.
Team KFed... it's definitely an oversimplified OPINION, but I think that yes, skewed perceptions of reality constantly being flashed before peoples eyes has a hand in abuse. Sue me.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Team KFed... it's definitely an oversimplified OPINION, but I think that yes, skewed perceptions of reality constantly being flashed before peoples eyes has a hand in abuse. Sue me.
molotov cocktease...
the one with bret is the worst one for that. but I think the girls have him figured out by now.
charm school at least has the premise that the girls have something more to them besides sluttiness. even if they are wild with fake boobs, they still have feelings. so it doesn't make them "charming" but it does at least let them be seen as individuals and I figure it's better for them than porn.
ricki better bring her a game though. some of these chicks are a bit... oh... like the guests from all her shows in one person?
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:25pm.
I'm not trying to start a fight, but don't you think that blaming television shows for bad behavior is giving men (and women) too little credit and too little responsibility for their own actions?
I mean, I don't blame death metal for serial killers or hostess/mcdonalds for fatties. Nor would I blame a television show, trashy as it is, for whores (oldest profession btw) and men who think that women are lesser beings (attitude that's been in place longer than the written word). It seems to me that people are looking for an excuse for certain behaviors and like to blame shows like this instead of taking personal responsibility for their actions, it's like blaming the atom for the bomb. The show wouldn't exsist without stupid whorish behavior and male dominated fantasies, but stupid whorish behavior and male dominated fantasies have been around way longer than any VH1 show ever will be.
Again, I'm not trying to be a bitchface, I agree these shows are trash too. I just get kind of edgy when people try to blame behavior on a simple medium like television or music.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:32pm.
I have two words for you.
SHANNEN DOHERTY!
Didn't she do some Breaking Up show a few years back? I recall her sucking big time.
I think Ricki's gonna be great - bitch'll know how to blindside a lot of these hos.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
PSL - Oh I agree wholeheartedly, I have been against all this crap tv for a loooong time and what it means for women.
I went on a huge Feminist rant with my friend basically saying this is why women in this enlightened age continue to get beaten up by the men in their lives. These shows create this fantasy that women are so fucking desperate that they will degrade them selves, whore themselves, share a man with 20 bitches, whatever it takes just to snag a man, no matter how worthless he is. Men then get the idea that this is how women behave together, and we become dehumanized caricatures of ourselves. The only problem is that real women can not AND WILL NOT live up to this ideal, then we are made to feel like we are less than, not sexy, not special, not important because we refuse to be the trampslutho that is being shoved down the men's throats everynight on tv. Men become justified in treating women like they are less than human because there are so many examples of women treating themselves like they are less than human. It makes me fucking sick to my stomach and it is morally reprehensible that the networks are even permitted to show this kind of shit.
Sorry folks, sore subject for me... RANT off.
I saw Ricki's documentary called "The Business of Being Born" the other night. It was well done and very enlightening. I recommend it to every pregnant woman!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:07pm.
OMG Oxy! we are sharing a peen, LOL
Boys are too easily amused! I think he hates me because I was like "dude, this is NOT funny, AT ALL!"
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She looks like Dorothy Hamill.
Molotov, I am just so TIRED o this shit. There is hardly any quality programming anymore. The schedule has been overrun with this crap of dumbwhores looking pathetic to snare a man. What a message.
*pukes*
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OMG Oxy! we are sharing a peen, LOL
Boys are too easily amused! I think he hates me because I was like "dude, this is NOT funny, AT ALL!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
@ Snowy on Assenio Hall.
Then we both have lame ass boyfriends because that's who made me watch the same shit last night. You and I were doing the same thing...sitting there looking like "You've got to be kidding me." I didn't laugh at his ass and I didn't laugh at the vids.
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O snowy, that's so sad. I need nachos now. BBS:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:57pm.
Molotov Cocktease: seriously, maybe they should get Arsenio,
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Hey, man! Where IS Arsenio, anyway???
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Supposedly he's back to stand up but last night I saw him as host on one of those "Funniest Videos" shows. It SUCKED.
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angel: actually he's on this LAME ASS show that my stupid bf makes me watch with him sometimes. I forget the name but it's like America's Funniest Home Videos but it's all things taken off the internetz, like, I was imagining he will prolly have that kid that got fucked up at the dentist on there. It's a HORRIBLE show, makes AFV look Oscar worthy.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Go Ricky...We missed ya ;p
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ha ha PSL went all "Hulk Smash" on that ass!
AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH. ENOUGH OF THESE STUPID FUCKING SHOWS.
I hate this whole fucking genre of reality CRAP. It is truly sickening.
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I like her, but I can't see her doing that show.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:57pm.
Molotov Cocktease: seriously, maybe they should get Arsenio,
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Hey, man! Where IS Arsenio, anyway???
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Molotov Cocktease: seriously, maybe they should get Arsenio, HE could handle those ho bags.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Is this like an attempted career revival strategy, like Dancing With the Stars? I've never heard of it.
Gawd!
I used to have a suit like this in the early 90's.
I thought I looked SO good in it, too.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:20pm.
wow, flashback times to the Ricki Lake show days...
I don't think RL is nearly tough enough for those skanks, they'll destroy her
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that's what I thought! Those hobags are gonna shock her stupid. The crew is gonna find her huddled in a broom closet murmering *bitch aint all that, I'll beat a bitch down, you don't know me bitch*
Please tell me they got rid of that idiot douche Ricki Ractmen or however you spell his stupid name.
i thought that was Winona Ryder.
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