Thursday, February 5th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Harvey!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been Harvey Day every day ever since he's been in Los Angeles. He needs to get on the next private jet (that's the only way he rolls) to NYC, so he can melt this dirty ass snow with his smile made out of sunshine and Mother's Cookies! But Harvey can leave his greasy chicken bone of a mommy at home. What is this bitch wearing? That was very rude of her to wear a blindingly bright outfit around Harvey. Even he thinks her "morning shift stripper goes to the PTA meeting" outfit is not appropriate anytime, any place, any fucking where. Those were probably his exact words.

Look at him. He's trying to distance himself from that walking embarrassment. Katie needs to stop playing around and give Glimmer from She-Ra her boots back!

Posted by: Michael K


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You can say whatever you want about her, but Harvey is just precious. And she and Peter really do seem to love him and care for him. It's not easy to care for a special-needs child and she truly seems to dote on him. Harvey, you're a jewel, and Katie and Peter, you're good parents. And if I had her body, I'd fuckin rock those hooker boots too! lmao!

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watching Today- did I just see Nadya???

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anyone up? i just gotin after drinkin and i wont drunk dial or text, so im in open post til pass out

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no,

dont be uncomfy. Mk loves Harvey, hes not makin fun. This is the site for the unpopular/undiscovered beauty. phoebe price, shana sand , rojo, las paquenas, prince hot ginge etc. he denounces the boring publicist created popular kids like jen aniston. brange, tommy girl, robo kate, fishticks, skeletor, jlo etc.

Harvey is real and the shit that comes out of his mouth are priceless gems. dlisters embrace that!!!

Harvey sayings are the reason we watch Jordan.

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Submitted by get serious on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:06am.

This leg spread slut is a piece of crap. She'll do anything to get the attention she craves like crack; dignity be damned. She's done a porno,
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she did a porno? was it any good, or more of a paris type thing.

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Submitted by JoMama on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:07pm.
Aw, c'mon ya'll, I don't know about you, but I ALWAYS wear my pink hooker boots to drop my kid off at school-it makes the other moms jealous :)

-omg my best friend since grade school. her mom showed up in fur coats and a ferrari on weekdays in broad day light she was so embarrassed. it was private school but it was catholic!!! She's pregnant now and i laugh that she will embarrass her kid.. but updated. its a boy and shes gonna call him Anderson (as in cooper) no matter what. when hes young he will prefer andy and hate it when she corrects everyone ( he's Anderson). She had more planned for a girl, thank god its a boy, lol.

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bellacullen,

Amen. :) My heart aches a lil' over this stuff. Maybe I'm a shmuck but once in a while my heart strings get tugged and I have to say, "HELL NO" to certain things.

Long duck dong? No problem AKA Sadler Balls (LOL)

Brit crotch shots? No problem...hell, she flashed the pantiless cootch!

Paris H. wonk eyes (yes, she was born wonky AND RICH though...nuff said).

Lohan? She'd probably commit suicide at this point if she wasn't in the tabs in ONE way or another! Hell, us ranting about her probably KEEPS HER ALIVE!

et all

Mea culpa.

I just can't find this little boy "Open Post" right no matter what. EVER. The mom? Hell yeah! Fine! The child? Fuck... Leave the children out of it. I can see MK posting reg. posts about current shit with children and whatnot but it just barnacles my butt to see this as an "open post" thing.

Rant over.

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I'm gonna have to agree with all the posters about harvey. I kind of feel like its mocking him and God knows his life is hard enough with his buttfuck parents.

Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!

Er.. Ms. Stains.

Good to know there are at least two of us out here, Mr. Stains. I just think (without trying to sound to sappy) that we should all stick to digging on those subjects who are able to defend themselves.

I'm just saying'...

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Submitted by bellacullen on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:07am.

Not cool, MK. Don't exploit this poor kiddo any more than his mother does. He doesn't know he's being made fun of at his expense.

Stick to the funny stuff.
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My thoughts EXACTLY.

I refuse to post here 'for fun'. This just strikes me as "WRONG". MK will learn. He's a good guy. He's just trying to appease the masses and control the whackos. -But, this I can't tolerate. Not cool.

Not cool, MK. Don't exploit this poor kiddo any more than his mother does. He doesn't know he's being made fun of at his expense.

Stick to the funny stuff.

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wtf...just got an instant headache with the color of thy whory boots. stupid whore. arrrrrgh (freaks out)...tights!!!!

Coma Caca!!

Home's picture

Wow. This picture is sad on so many levels.

:( Thanks alot, MK.

Using a 'special needs' child for open post is way harsh, dude.

This leg spread slut is a piece of crap. She'll do anything to get the attention she craves like crack; dignity be damned. She's done a porno, she'll media whore herself at a moments notice; now she's using this poor kid to get the media to pay attention to her. There ought to be a "media whore" law on the books; whore it up with the media, go to jail...

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:26pm.

Nothing screams KLASS like a pair of pepto bismol colored boots.
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socky want a make-over?

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So... Uh... I'd better explain the tits. Umm...didn’t have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum...

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look away

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Nothing screams KLASS like a pair of pepto bismol colored boots.

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Aw, c'mon ya'll, I don't know about you, but I ALWAYS wear my pink hooker boots to drop my kid off at school-it makes the other moms jealous :)

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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"

Every day is a new chance for this whore to embarrass herself even more...

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What is it with the latest ENGLISH invasion? We have enuf drama with the American celebs as it is.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:20pm.

The key thing was to compliment them a lot afterwards. like most things in life...
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For reals. That's how them blow up dolls gets the free ride to the Publix.

Compliments, and Reese's!

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:20pm.

You bet!

And then I'd look confused and sad and say 'oh no, I didn't bring any bbq sauce'. heeheehee

The key thing was to compliment them a lot afterwards. like most things in life...

fish, barrel, bang.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:18pm.

I used to take over a piece of meat and ask if they would cook it for me. Men love that shit.
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Yeah, I'll bet you did. SLUT!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:25pm.

My neighbour just fired up his BBQ and I am sitting here drooling. The bastard.
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I used to take over a piece of meat and ask if they would cook it for me. Men love that shit.

If that fails, bring out the sprinkler.

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:22pm.

If you are young enough, get your blood tested. I do not have a thyroid problem but I almost have a thyroid problem. Doc caught it and I take little pink pills everyday. I won't be bothered by the symptoms. I'm young and my mom has (or had before they killed the bastard of a thyroid off) problems.

Is it wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as 'ric h ki ss. c om', which is the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:43pm.

Mums looks like a dork even by LA standards.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:39pm.

Those photos would be a lot more fitting if Harvey were wearing what she has on and she were dressed semi-normally.
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I'm actually surprised he's not embarrassed to be seen with her. I think he looks like a fine, strapping young lad!

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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Those photos would be a lot more fitting if Harvey were wearing what she has on and she were dressed semi-normally.

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My neighbour just fired up his BBQ and I am sitting here drooling. The bastard.
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WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO HER FACE!!sorry for the caps but fucking hell!! it's times like these that I am really REALLY happy that I don't have countless billions to fuck up my face!

AND with all that $$ why does she continually dress like SHIT!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:20pm.
i sent his call elsewhere to someone else's voicemail.
when you're not in the mood to deal with shit you come off as a bad person i suppose.
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A LONG time ago I worked as a receptionist at a place that got a lot of transatlantic calls from India.

I would answer the phone, hear the static, and hear the voice say, 'Ello, I am calling from Bombay India.. and I would transfer the call immediately to the cranky lady in archives.

I coulkd hear her answer the call from my desk. Bitch would try desperately to understand the caller, get it resolved, then bust up in my face like an angry bat out of hell.

LMAO remembering. Good times. Good times.

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i bet this is what it feels like to have taken drugs during your pregnancy.

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Submitted by lazee on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:05pm.

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Stand your ground girl! Tell her the dress won't fit her right anyway because of that hunchback she has..

Lemon crunch works for me.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:04pm.

And she's with Ann fucking Curry no less.
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I guess she's more like Jolie than we originally thought!
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Wouldn't therapy have been cheaper?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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@PH and zappy

Yes, she is extremely rude. I'm the youngest so she thinks she can get away with it.

I have (had, yum) Lemon Crunch cake.

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Submitted by Mel on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:02pm.

Wow, you are on top of things! Thanx, I was curious what the dumbass looked like.
Great that she says she comes from a pretty dysfunctional background.

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Mel on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:02pm

OMFG!!!!
Thanks for the link.

And she's with Ann fucking Curry no less.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Has the Octuplet Baby Mom picture been posted here yet??

IF not, here it is along with a snippet of the interview.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/29038814/

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um lazee, what kind of entemann's? i was at the outlet today to get bread and almost bought crumb cake but forced myself not to. you have louisiana crunch cake?

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@ Lazee

I would tell her know and keep out of my room. PFFT..Like PH said, that was rude!

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lazee, that is some RUDE shit that she did. I'm sorry but it is.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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I gained a few lbs lately, not because of a condition, but because of too many entemnmann's treats.

So...my favorite sister (who is less evil than the other) comes to visit, goes into my closet, grabs one of my favorite dresses, and asks can she HAVE it (not borrow) while looking me up and down. I guess she figured I wouldn't be fitting into it anytime soon.

That made me decide to be extra diligent with my exercise (right after I finish this last entemnmann's treat).
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well,you can't let that shit get to you, it's really minor in the grander scheme of things.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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I didn't actually gain weight with my hypothyroidism - I was just extremely tired all the time, both physically and mentally.

edit: weight gain is a very common symptom with it though.
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Submitted by Incitatus on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:18pm.

LMAO yeah I tend to ramble a lot haha!

paris, bless your heart because I could not deal with things as well as you do! I'd quit a bitch after the first mean caller ROTFL!!

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hypo - underactive = weight gain