This Could Be Good
I've been waiting for the perfect theatrical experience to drop acid too and now Universal has delivered! Variety says they have hired the dude who wrote Tropic Thunder to work on the screenplay for Candy Land: The Movie. This shit is a raver's wet dream come to life. We should all sell Ecstasy in a booths outside the theater. Early retirement!
True story. When I was a young gay, I actually wrote a short story based on Candy Land. Okay, it was really based around Queen Frostine only. The other characters were hardly in it. I mean, Queen Frostine is the best bitch in that game and I really wanted to be her. I ran around the house in a dress I made out of a shower curtain and plastic wrap thinking I was the damn frosty Queen of Candy Land.
They better not even think of fucking this up by casting Nicole Kidman. She's the easy choice since the ho is made out of ice already. It's 2009, so methinks they should rename her Queen Lucite and you know the rest.....
And Zac Efron is a fucking shoo-in for Princess Lolly. The role is his to lose.
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Will they be making Chutes and latters into a movie next? How about Hungry Hungry Hippo?
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So, Ben Stiller is going to work on writting CandyLand?????
Candyland?
Oh please. Candy IS the true GATEWAY DRUG.
Shall I expound?
When I was a kid I'd collect bottles for a deposit and my sis and I would go and use ALL the money we'd collect for candy. HELLO? Crack addicts in the making! j/k
hehe
just a small aside.
Carry on.
I loved Candy Land.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:07pm.
What the hell is Candy Land?
Is it a story, tv show, board game? What?
I'll just add this to the weird american stuff list.
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Damn, gurl! Even *I* know Candy Land!
It sucks ass.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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MK you really should be a casting director for John watters! And I mean that as a huge compliment! Watters is the only director who is brilliant enough to appreciate the elegance and exquisitness of the princess of lucite!
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I have never played 'Candy Land'. No one I knew had it :(
But I'm a Clue and 'Pictionary' whore!
What the hell is Candy Land?
Is it a story, tv show, board game? What?
I'll just add this to the weird american stuff list.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
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candy land is love.
efron as lolly is a win.
maybe a care bears movie will come next.
if it does i hope a bear comes out with a big pot leaf on it's belly, and we can call it michael phelps :)
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 6:37pm.
I think my favorite was Mousetrap.
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Now that's just cheesy.
*snort*
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 6:47pm.
What's next? Chutes and Ladders?
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Yep. Starring Tom Cruise as the chute and John Travolta as the ladder.
I FUCKING GODDAMN HATE CANDYLAND. THAT ALONG WITH THAT OTHER FUCKER PARCHEESIE.
What's next? Chutes and Ladders?
Jazzfish said: Can't go wrong with a game that involves high hos and losing your cherry.
LMAO that is fucking precious
Submitted by Nippy: "Someone tell me how they are going to write a fucking script for Candyland the Movie. Seriously. This is fucked up."
I agree. But then again, they made "Clue" into a movie.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 6:07pm.
What are your thoughts on "Hi-Ho Cherry-O"?
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I used to have that game. Can't go wrong with a game that involves high hos and losing your cherry.
I think my favorite was Mousetrap.
this is like a magic dream! first fireballs now Candy Land come to life!
you are the best, Michael K! i can toally see you running around as Queen Fristine. And i want to be Princess Lolly!!! this IS epic!
lmfao!!!
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Someone tell me how they are going to write a fucking script for Candyland the Movie. Seriously. This is fucked up.
I LOVE candyland! Id be so happy if they actually made this into a movie
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I played Candyland only sporadically, but I really dug Uncle Wiggly, which is actually still made, despite the fact it sounds like a game your real uncle would want to play with you but insist you keep secret:
http://www.amazon.com/Winning-Moves-1033-Uncle-Wiggily/dp/B00005JSA0
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I miss the old Candyland. The new one is weak and Lord Licorice no longer looks like a chomo. :(
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:23pm.
I played Chutes & Ladders, though.
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Are you fucking kidding me?? It's a game involving colored shapes! What the fuck?
Hasn't Queen Frostine been demoted to Princess Frostine now? Unless "she" is a female to male tranny.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:23pm.
I played Chutes & Ladders, though.
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Tom Cruise plays Chutes and Ladders. He likes to be the chute.
How cool!!!...I didn't know the characters had names
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
WTF?! Is this really what HollyHood is coming too? But if they make a game out of Operation...i'm so there!
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hollyweird is running out of ideas. i mean whats next Get a clue? finding waldo?
Haha MK I loved Queen Frostine too! I remember some VHS version they had as well that I got for my birthday one year. I think my mom still has it in a closet somewhere.
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I'm sure Hollywood will find a way to fuck it up.
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WARNING
If you watch the trailer in my link, turn your speakers down! It's like crackland was singing to my son, he ran right over here....Fuck, I'm gonna have to buy this now.
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WARNING
If you watch the trailer in my link, turn your speakers down! It's like crackland was singing to my son, he ran right over here....Fuck, I'm gonna have to buy this now.
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Dick happens! - MK
I never played CandyLand. I played Chutes & Ladders, though.
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as long as the movie is nothing like that creepy candy mountain crap over on youtube...chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie, candy mountain...la la la la chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i: "I NEVER understood the appeal of Candy Land.
I just don't get it."
Kids like it because it's a game of luck, not skill.
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That totally explains it. I really dislike games of chance, in general. Cuz if it wasn't for bad luck - I wouldna had no luck at all!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429732/
And there it is. You whores thought I was high!
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I'm just glad to know I wasn't the only little boy with a Frostine fixation.
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Okay, I am POSITIVE this has already been made into a movie. I clearly remember seeing a preview on a DVD when watching Transformers (TV show) on DVD, don't judge! Did I mention my son made me watch it? What?!
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I loved Uncle Wiggley!
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