Hot Slut Of The Day!

Submitted by Mawy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 9:39pm.

oh god, madam ex- i'm from queens! haha. i had no idea. she must be from "how-uhd beach". Eghhh. At least I don't look like that. I'm pale with dark hair and REAL, short nails.
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@MAWY, yes HOWUUUD Beach, that's where their engagement party was too, that's the day they were fighting in the car...LOL...there's many girls around there that look and talk like that. Im from Brooklyn, and we have our fair share also, many, many of em, I actually think the Bklyn ones may be a tad worst.

But yeah I called where she works and spoke to her, she denied it being her and said she would come on here (I gave her the link) and would post that its not her. I havent checked yet, but I dont know if she posted.
For all interested, she works at Avanti Salon in Staten Island where I believe she lives now.
She tried to make believe it wasnt her on the phone and asked me a million questions, then put me on hold and went to get "Sabrina" LMFAO, she then came back on w/the same voice and it was her drilling me to find out where I knew her from and what I wanted, etc.....too funny, first Kim the receptionist answered the phone, she got Sabrina and Sabrina made believe it wasnt her saying that Sabrina is busy "Can I take a message", but she asked a million questions, if it wasnt her the first time, why would you ask a million questions, are you going to write that long a message with all the questions and answers asked and answered. Dumb fucking cunts, those Queens, Jersey, Staten Island Whores.....then she went to get Sabrina who happened to be the same whore w/the same voice....tooo fucking funny. I enjoyed talking to her though, she sounds exactly like she did while on the MTV show...I wonder if she is still married to Charlie, I didnt ask. I asked about her boy, she said he was doing well. I wonder if she has other kids now too?
She should contact MTV and do an update of her show. That would be fucking sweet.....
LMAO, Im glad we all got good laughs out of this Guidette.
Cheers guys....hey MK, I did my part to investigate so you didnt have to. And Sabrina and the Window Factory Ho are two different HO'S!!! So let your mind be at ease now.
Love you MK!!!! XOXO

Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:27pm.
LMFAO this bitch is on my tube every single morning.

@ MAWY....too funny cause that is like my favorite epsiode of that show, that was Sabrina...she was from Queens, NY.
also, she reminds me of this lady that was on some MTV show about brides.

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took the words right outta my frikin skull. THats her! or a close relative.

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I dont think, I drink.

Yeah, you forgot to add "and the adam's apple".

oh god, madam ex- i'm from queens! haha. i had no idea. she must be from "how-uhd beach". Eghhh. At least I don't look like that. I'm pale with dark hair and REAL, short nails.
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I left NY to get away from people like this...there are too many depressing caricatures there to be paying so much rent!

She must be the girlfriend or wife or daughter of the owner -- no one would hire a spokesperson that horrific. Cawl indeed.

hippywitch: the one that spent so much money couldn't afford a honey moon? LMAO

Holy Crap, this woman looks just like that skank from MTV True Life: I'm getting married. CLASSY

LMFAO this bitch is on my tube every single morning.

@ MAWY....too funny cause that is like my favorite epsiode of that show, that was Sabrina...she was from Queens, NY.
also, she reminds me of this lady that was on some MTV show about brides. She had the same accent, same nails and was constantly tanning. Oh, and same overinjected lips, too. Her husband was threating to wack the limo driver cuz he was late to pick him up to his wedding. classssssy.

Nice manicure too. Faggedaboutit!

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Oh Godd
I live in NY so I get the pure pleasure of getting to listen to her whenever I have my TV on

Is she like a Lohan or something?

In Houston, we call those girls "nieces" of the company's owner. They have usually just quit their day job at Rick's Cabaret. You forgot to mention the tallons she calls fingernails.

One of the conerstones of local advertising: Use the wife/girlfriend in your commercial because she always thought she coulda' been a STAR.Usually the car dealers do this.

"You should cawl us!"
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OMFG that's so funny! LOL! *giggle* *snort*

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

i love it! i love her voice. i can imagine her moaning my name in the sack with a voice like that. delicious!

She can't even move her face or blink her eyes...classic!

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Botox Lips!

also, she reminds me of this lady that was on some MTV show about brides. She had the same accent, same nails and was constantly tanning. Oh, and same overinjected lips, too. Her husband was threating to wack the limo driver cuz he was late to pick him up to his wedding. classssssy.
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Hahaha! Loves it. She must be related to the Lohans.
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Bwahahahaha!! MK, I was waiting for you to tag this chick! The first time I saw it I thought it was an SNL parody!! I can't believe they actually want this person as their spokeswoman, but it must work cauwse she's on ALL the time! LOL!!

I was waiting for her to say, "So, get da eff in heah!! NOW!!"

Makes me think of Ian Bernardo's Gloria: "nobody's cawwwlin'"

Zappy, I'm so jealous you actually saw them live. I was over in Pennsylvania watching Floyd on PBS (Channel 23 - we could barely get that station) so we weren't exactly in the neighborhood.

Netto - wasn't he Bruce Stringbean too?

I got a DVD from Netflix a couple years ago to show my kids - my daughter loved Oogie but both my kids were puzzled about all the yelling and noise from the off-stage cast... that was one of the best parts!

That WAS impressive. And those nails! I love how she did that downward point - you just know she had to work them in somehow!!

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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:49am.

Zappy, I miss the Uncle Floyd Show too. I have the album though! Do you remember Hubie Small Lips? And the Dull Family? Bruce Stringbean? etc. and of course Oogie.
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LMAO..I found some old Tee Shirts from appearances I used to go to. I was in love with Netto..lmao Jerry Garsweata..Someone stole my Netto teeshirt..I'm pissed!

'Same the Band' who used to play at Chatterbox and Dodd's used to be on his show. OMG am I dating myself!

The 'Studio' was near Pals Cabin and it was a small house. The tower still stands.

To this day, I've yet been to Pasquale's Pizza..always mentioned on the show, but pass it often..

On occasion I get the pleasure of seeing a commercial for some dating line and the girl has a similar accent. My favorite line is, "And best of awl, it's free to try." That accent sticks out like a sore thumb in Texas!

In Texas, we do not get to see this kind of elegance very often in our commercials. Instead, we get good ol' boys throwing dollar bills at the screen, saying they want to "save you moneeeeeeeeeeey!!!"

Zappy, I miss the Uncle Floyd Show too. I have the album though! Do you remember Hubie Small Lips? And the Dull Family? Bruce Stringbean? etc. and of course Oogie.

Maybe I watch the wrong channels, but where I live I hardly ever see local commercials anymore. I miss the good ones from Philly - Krass Brothers ("Store of the Stars") - and that car dealership that gave away stuffed animals ("A free tiger for those who buy") - Doors Unlimited, etc.

Those lips! What doctor would inject her lips to such ridiculous proportions? She's scary.

I would love for her to do a sex ed PSA!

Yes Yes Yes

"You gotta buy marble columns!"

She is just precious!

Please! Trannies look much, much, better.

Jane and I are glad were dead in Atlanta. It's much more refined. Maybe someone and burn down New Jersey and start over?

Love, Blanche Hudson

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Let's not forget those amazing acrylic nails that could claw a bitch's eyes out with the greatest of ease!

Yikes.

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 8:32am.
my boyfriend is trying to teach me the Bronx accent. He insists I say pink, coffee, awesome, and chocolate wrong. I say peenk he wants pink, I say cahffee, he wants cawffee, I say ahsome he wants auwsome, I say chahcolate he wants chauwcolate.
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Don't learn it. Once you do they'll want you to talk, I mean twalk like that all the twime. I did it once a while back and then people wanted me to keep doing it every time I saw them. I think they forgot about it because I haven't been asked in a while.

Worn out windows? Yes, because I open and close my windows hundreds of times a day.

OMFGAWD

still waiting for whiny Bob of Bob's Discount Furniture to show up as HSOTD. His ads are so out there, you know he dreams them up himself and thinks they're HAWT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUcmoKY8eo&feature=related

Is she frozen in some 80's time warp?

so funny...I have this bitch and the sequel commercial up on my facebook. The second commercial has her standing outside her house and passing her baby through the easily opened window to a fireman. Unfortunately, she is on the outside the fireman is on the inside.

LOL @ iHeart

Some years ago I saw Looney Skip Rooney (from the Uncle Floyd Show) in an A&P and I purposely went up to him and asked him loudly if he was so and so. He looked around to see if people were looking lol and said LOUD..YES YES I AM!

I miss the Uncle Floyd Show.

Whazamaddah wit yah? I shelled out a lot to be this clayzzy.

LMAO Zappy don'tcha love local celebs? I saw Lee Ranson, our old weather guy, at Walmart and got starstruck LOLOL

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

All we have is the old broad from Sherman's and Mary from Goods in Kewanee. NYers are so lucky, dammit:(

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Hey she did pretty good...at least she didn't say "longuh"! Plus those brows make her eternally happy:)

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

@ kd

I'm sure I've seen it. It amazes me how people have their spouses or children (it's probably a spouse)do commercials when they can't even tawk right.

There's a local Honda Dealer who has his fug kids doing commercials. They're now about 17 and they still tawk like they have a spike up their nose..I've seen the father (who does commercials too) in the store I work at PT and he is always whining about his 3rd divorce etc.

A most deserving Hot Slut.
Whadda you lookin at?

Yes: this is a NY/NJ/CT area commercial. I laugh every time she says 'cawl'