This Bitch Is Asking For It

The words behind her appropriately emphasize "not, not, not!"

"THE BASTER??" Sounds like her career is going in the right direction . . . blech. Someone has to tell her that it's ok to say NO to a movie once in awhile. You don't have to be in EVERYTHING just because someone asks you.

Submitted by Cleo on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:16am.
I love it when the bitter Maniston brigade start referencing 'the Good Girl,' like they actually saw the piece of shit. It's always the biggest 'tell' in the world that these bitches are homely sad Aniston cheerleaders. lmao How can so many people be referencing an indie flick that only two people saw when it came out
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Honey please come out from under the rock you live. At this point WHO hasn't seen the Good Girl? Furthermore, your generalization of Jen fans being bitter is just your way of outing yourself as a f*ckin' brangeloonie. The moment some fool mentions the word "Maniston" that's the "tell" all!

Speaking of Jakey G; This is on IanUnderCover:

In case you hadn’t noticed, I removed the photo of Jake Gyllenhall
today from my list, featuring a photo of one celeb who is not gay.

Does this mean that I’m outing Jake? Is the Pope German?

The worst kept secret in Hollywood is that for almost four years,
Gyllenhall has been anxious to break out of the celluloid closet. My
old friend Ted Casablanca has posted repeated notorious blind items
about this since 2005, discussing a mysterious celeb who he dubbed
“Toothy Tile,” documenting Gyllenhall’s baby steps out of the closet,
only to be shoved firmly back in at the insistence of his publicists
and management who advised Jake that it would be career suicide for
him to take the leap.

This has resulted in the increasingly sad spectacle of Jake hitting
the town with a series of beards in the fine old tradition of
Hollywood. Think James Dean and Nathalie Wood. Or, more accurately
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, who used to publicly hold hands and
gaze longingly into each other’s eyes at the Brown Derby restaurant
in Hollywood, as Toothy Tile was said to have done surreptitiously at
a restaurant with his boyfriend in one of Ted’s earliest blind items.
Unfortunately, Ted’s lawyers at E have put a straitjacket on him,
preventing him from releasing the name of the subject of the world’s
most famous blind item (though Ted refused to confirm this to me when
I had him on IUC for a live chat a couple of weeks ago.)

For a complete archive of Casablanca’s four-year documentation of the
increasingly sad Toothy Tile’s revolving closet doors, check out
www.toothytile.com.

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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
-L.T.D. "Back In Love Again"

The Good Girl = yummy Jakey G. I watched that movie only for the sake that he was in it.

I love it when the bitter Maniston brigade start referencing 'the Good Girl,' like they actually saw the piece of shit. It's always the biggest 'tell' in the world that these bitches are homely sad Aniston cheerleaders. lmao How can so many people be referencing an indie flick that only two people saw when it came out?

knock knock Uncle Ashtray....I'm on Yahoo

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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
-L.T.D. "Back In Love Again"

oh GOD. She's FORTY! FORTY! she must be DYING to have a baby any second now!

I hate people who think that way.

Hello everyone!

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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
-L.T.D. "Back In Love Again"

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:32pm.

I think her standing in front of an ad for Whitestrips is a waste, I could also whiten her teeth from here.

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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty

I think she is still hot. She makes me want to MasturBaste.
Not that I need any help from her anyway.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."

I could totally baste her from here.

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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty

Someone w/ mad Photoshop skillz should re-do this w/ Anniston's hand holding up a douche. Where's angel_i? I bet SHE could do that.

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It’s noise, rockin’ noise."

I honestly don't give a damn about Jolie, Pitt, or Aniston. They are uninteresting. The movies they make are uninteresting (THAT BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT was a lukewarm bowl of unbuttered egg noodles during which I found myself wondering if Pitt had a pulse). I don't care that Jolie-Pitt have so many kids. I don't believe that Aniston is desperate and lonely. If I feel anything I kind of wish they'd fade away and make room for more flavor cuz this crap is getting so staaaaaaale.

Its the only way she will be a mother.
She doesn't want children.

I don't like her but I have to admit that she was awesome in The Good Girl and she deserved at least a nomination for that. I agree she needs to do more of that type of edgy stuff and stop with the stupid/bad comedies.

Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo

Yeah, I am not a fan of hers at ALL & I really liked The Good Girl, but remember she was a woman wanting to get knocked up in that movie too.

Sounds like a funny movie....i wonder if that is how they perform IN VETRO fertilization in women who can't get knocked up by their boyfriends the normal manner?

omg, at first I didn't even notice the baster in this pic. LOL

Well, yet another romcom for Jenny Poo!!! Wonder how many more years this bitch has to do the "sweet girlfriend" role? This one sounds especially stupid.

I have nothing else to say. MK has said it all, really!! Hit it right on the head!! Thank you Sweetie!!

@Nippy: And hugs to you, precious. I'm off for my afternoon nap. Getting old can be SUCH a bitch...

@LuxLuv: Thank you for keeping the spirit alive with your avie and name. *hug*

When will this boring bitch do something other than a romantic comedy? The Good Girl and that dud she filmed with Clive Owen notwithstanding, she has done nothing different. Come on Jennifer...go for the Catwoman role, a cracked out hooker or even a nun. Do SOMETHING different! Dumb cunt.

This sounds like the most ridiculous movie of all time, Aniston aside. What is she thinking?

How about Jen doing something by John Waters..? Now that I'd pay to see.

Dr. Grapedrink has spoken!!! That was such an accurate description of that whole triangle bullshit!

When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."

Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:19am.
She's taking the piss now. The film sounds horrible but she's laughing all the way to the bank.

Comedy is what she does best...the plot line on this one does sound awful...it should be good for a few millions though...ugh.

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Call me crazy but I loved her in Object of my Affection. I think when Jen takes on projects that are fun, she tends to keep it real. People love her in those roles. I think it's refreshing that she's not out there overacting to just get an Oscar - like some people (I want MAH son!).

Submitted by CDubs on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:28am.

Picture Perfect is definitely one of the most significant films of our generation. The fact that Kevin Bacon ever worked again after that bullshit is proof that Lindsay Lohan's career may not be lost. That said, I have it on VHS and DVD and will probably watch it tonight.

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It's a fantastically bad film and it was before Chinwoman became too egotistical.

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Life imitating art? The break up, he's just not that into you, the baster. Woman needs to get behind that camera asap and start making really good Oxygen Channel movies, like Cougars-R-Us, the 3rd Wheel, Desperate is as Desperate Does. Hell, at least she's working!

What has Jennifer done wrong today. Oh she’s doing a movie about having a kid with a turkey baster. Ohhhhhhhhhhh how SCANDILOUS!

Seriously ppl the meaningless Jen hatred is getting old.

EDIT: I agree with you MK. Picture Perfect was a fucking classic. It should have won an Oscar.

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Picture Perfect is definitely one of the most significant films of our generation. The fact that Kevin Bacon ever worked again after that bullshit is proof that Lindsay Lohan's career may not be lost. That said, I have it on VHS and DVD and will probably watch it tonight.

www.mymomthinksimspecial.blogspot.com

She's taking the piss now. The film sounds horrible but she's laughing all the way to the bank.

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:55am.
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That's quite impressive!

I also wanted to comment on your abrupt exit last night..LMAO..I used to do that too but during the day I would 'shuffle the dust around' to make it look like it was a productive day!

LOL Evil!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

MK your photoshopping skills are getting better and better all the time. You taking a class at the local library, honey?

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Dick happens! - MK

i'm sitting here thinking why would Anniston bring this type of media scrutiny onto herself? answer: an intense need for attention

these three will never stop fanning the flames of their YEARS AGO love triangle...mark Dr. Grape Drink's word this day

I've enjoyed some of Jen's movies too. The Break Up will always be one of my all-time favorites. I also liked Along Came Polly and Rumer Has It. She really does have good comedic timing, and I think she's really pretty. OK, so what she has a big chin, but the last couple of years honestly she's been kicking Angelina's ass in the looks department. Angie looks like a fucking corpse with her sickly pale skin and untoned, shapeless body. Aniston looks great, healthy and actually has an ass. Team Aniston FTW!

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

I really dont get all the Jen hate either, if anything her doing this movie just proves to me that she has a pretty good sense of humour and can laugh at herself. By the way, she & I are almost exactly the same age (shes 1 month older) and my husband & I are just NOW trying to conceive our first child and I get so fucking sick of everybody commenting on the fact that she's 40, single with no kids. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK??? You know, not everybodys life plays out as planned, sometimes there are twist & turns and detours and shit happens that you never expected to. So hurray to those of you who got married at the age of 25 and had 2.5 children by the age of 30 right on schedule. Good for you, but everybodys different.

Will MK please get on the Octuplet mom's story?!?! I have to so many things to say! Anyone else thinks she's has work done to look like St. Angie?
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.

I caught that early morning show "Doctors" the other day and the OBGYN on the show was discussing how mid 30's into the 40's is the new age for women to have babies. Why do people keep picking on Jen? She is within the normal range of woman who want to have children. Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross ... are all in their late 30's to 40's and just had babies.

I agree with the poster that said, "if Jen wanted a baby, she'd have one". I think she is content right now. I also believe she does wish to be married before bringing up a child. Not everyone agrees with the un-married but raise 6 kids together lifestyle. Some like to go the old fashioned way - MARRIAGE FIRST. There's a concept!

the more i watch this jennifer aniston, angelina jolie stuff...the more i think that these two women are two faces on the same coin...one restricts her happiness, the other binges on happiness...either way, they get to avoid the risk of rejection by putting distance between you themselves and their mate...angelina does it by putting children inbetween her and brad...as long as she adds children, she thinks she looks good to others and it keeps brad from abandoning her...brad didn't cheat with a different woman, he cheated with the same woman that looks different on the outside...the "illness" is the same, just different symptoms...Brad doesn't want a real relationship, if he did, he wouldn't keep picking emotionally unavailable women...both of these women appear to have an attachment disorder that manifests itself in different ways.

-assessment performed by Dr. Grape Drink

*books ticket immediately*

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 9:53am.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 9:47am.

The amount of attention still being paid to this whining, mediocre and annoying "actress" is absolutely mind-boggling. It absolutely boggles the mind.

EXACTLY.

And she's ugly, too
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And you two are still paying attention to her! Stupid bitches. LMAO.

Umm...what? Is this shit for real? Is this seriously suppose to pass for entertainment? I like Aniston and all (I know, I suck!), but she needs to stop with these desperate women roles already.

I might just have to go to JJ and kick their puppies today.
This kind of post there is GOLDEN TIMES.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/

Im going to restate my (unpopular) new stance of disliking JA, JA AND BP.

They all suck!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I like Jennifer Aniston. I think people need to leave her alone.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

I hope that "The Baster" is only a working title. It's a horrible name. Surely they can come up with something better? Jason Bateman is a great comedian and Aniston is bearable.

Why does everyone assume she's desperate for a baby? With her money and resources, if she wanted babies, she'd have twelve of them, just like that Jolie bitch. Surely she's as happy with her life as an actress can be, given they're all insecure, borderline personality disordered narcissists.

Would YOU want to be Angelina Jolie? Always flying off to the biggest shitholes in the world and raising SIX kids under the age of ten with an aging himbo? Not I. Not for all the collagen in Hollywood.

Bitch could come shovel my driveway with that chin. Ugh.

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Jason Bateman is perfection, so was AD. Last Sunday we took our daughter out for a birthday dinner at Cheesecake Factory. The staff came and sang the birthday song, brought cake etc. After they left my husband starts chanting "Speech! Speech!" I joined in, my daughter (who was clueless as to wtf) joins in as well and it went on for a good minute and a half before I busted a gut. Every now and again I giggle out loud, kiddo asks "what?" and I say "Speech!" and she's like "Shut up, I didn't know who you were talking to"