Friday, February 6th 2009

What Would Brenda Walsh Do?

This is why Brenda Walsh is needed on that 90210 crap.

Yesterday, that dumb bitch Kelly Taylor and Donna Martin filmed a scene in Beverly Hills where they had to cross the street. Brenda would have never ever let this opportunity pass her by. I mean, Donna Martin near moving traffic? You do the math. Actually, Brenda could've just moved the umbrella off of Praying ManTori. The water would have melted her down into a puddle of buggy eyes and desperation.

Posted by: Michael K


Bondagebarbie's picture

The double fug twins

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Kp's picture

Tori Spelling, wow. One of the most unfortunate faces in Hollywood. Hers and Fuggie Fugs. However, Fuggie's only ugly because she took too many knives to her face.

Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!

gmrjr59's picture

sorry I still love Tori... and Jennie for that matter... Guess it is just preference.

CeeCee's picture

Ha, she doesn't even TRY to hold the umbrella over Tori

Grimmer's picture

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Could these two ladies be more insignificant?

Tubereuse's picture

Kelly's shoes are gorgeous. Actually I think both these women look good here, for them.

Even if Brenda _were_ on this barf-fest I doubt I could stomach it; saw the first ep and hated the writing, acting, the kids, Estes (what a yawn).

Zappy's picture

Thank you jim for that lovely prose about California. It was beautifully executed and simply divine. You truly have a gift!

I have heard about the lovely illegals, once or twice (coughbullshitcough) from a good friend in Santa Cruz!

HEY YOUR FUCKING RETARD PRODUCERS, WE DO HAVE RAIN COATS AND THINGS CALLED PANTS AND JACKETS OUT HERE IN SO. CAL. WHEN IT FUCKING RAINS YOU FUCKING LOSER PIECES OF SHIT. THESE FUCKING IDIOTS MAKE SO. CAL. LOOK LIKE THE MASS OF FUCKHEADS ALL LIVE HERE AND WEAR NOTHING BUT SHORTS AND SUNDRESSES WHILE SHOPPING ALL DAY..WE DO FUCKING WORK AND MOST OF U LIKE THE FUCKING BEACH(NOT LIKE THE CUNTS FROM 'THE HILLS') AND AMAZING YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THE 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT LIVE HERE AND WASTE OUR TAX DOLLARS!!

tibielee's picture

I refuse to watch this crap without Brenda Walsh! It's bad enough there's a 90120 remake out there, but to not have BRENDA! I could care less about kelly. For all I know she married collin and is on a coce binge. I would rather it that way. And if Donna is going to be back on the show then they need to bring back Ray so we can get an old fashion throw down the stair!

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TOPANGA's picture

Donna wouldn't have even been apart of this if they would have just let that bitch fail instead of graduate...but nooo, they had to all rally together and protest for that ho. I hated that episode by the way.

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:02pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:00pm.

It's true. They are so drab without Brenda.
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ha ha! YES! I had to change my avie to convince the TV gods to bring that bitch back to TV.
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O that's who it is! I could see she was hot tho...I would've asked eventually! Bless you, dear!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:00pm.

It's true. They are so drab without Brenda.
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ha ha! YES! I had to change my avie to convince the TV gods to bring that bitch back to TV. She totally livened up the cast of that show, then and now.

When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."

gyeah's picture

Brenda has skinny untoned gumby legs. It would have balanced the pic nicely to have all 3 chicks in it.
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angel_i's picture

It's true. They are so drab without Brenda.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:56pm
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Has a state emergency been declared? (heehee)

I'm just jelly cause it's around - 20 celsius, last time I looked.

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parissucksliterally's picture

joe, we are on day TWO of rain! It rained all night also!

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joe shmoe's picture

Whoa! It's raining in L.A.? *faints*

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Silvara0428's picture

Did one of them slip in the rain?

No? Well then I just don't give a fuk!

*squiching face up all b*tchy like*

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parissucksliterally's picture

meeeeee, nah- her body is smaller on top. She is a pear shape for sure.......and very pretty, IMO.

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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
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It looks like "Kelly's" whole body is big. Check out her arms. Next to that Tori-ble nasty thing she looks pretty huge!

If it weren't for that giant head, the home-wrecking skank almost looks like she could slip through the sewer grates and end up right back where she came from. Dare to dream.

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Angelica's picture

Tori is truly fug.

Did anyone see the picture of the Tyler Perry dressed in drag for a movie? He looks exactly like Tori. It was posted on TMZ the other day. I nearly spit my coffee out on the monitor when I saw it!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/05/madea-goes-to-90210/

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Bonasera's picture

Damn, I love their shoes!

Jenny's legs: Definitely thick. And when is Tori going to fix that horrendous boob job??

PSL- The tragedy is, she thinks she is hot stuff!
I can't believe she has actually had two men wanting to marry her.
Money or not, you can't look at that fug and think it's eventually going to be worth it.

Miss Thang's picture

HWAT shoes. That is all.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Karma Police's picture

Kelly's legs are thick but she looks gorgeous.

CantStandBitches's picture

Fug is as Fug does

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I don't think her legs are bad. They look normal and toned.
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Mrs. Gosling's picture

I dont think Jennie's legs look bad :T they look kinda nice

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KD's picture

Kelly Taylor has let us all down.

parissucksliterally's picture

I agree dg.....Tori is fucking heinous.

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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
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iHeartHaters's picture

Kelly should stick to slacks.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:36pm
Guess I never noticed b4- Better to have bad legs than have a Tori face!

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Cheesus offers up an opportunity like this and No One went with it, all you had to say was that your foot slipped and you thought it was the brake pedal you slammed on...

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parissucksliterally's picture

devilgirl, yes.....Jennie has always had horrible legs.

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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
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kdracofan's picture

Loving Kelly's bag and Uglychick's shoes

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Brenda Walsh would floor the fuck out of the gas pedal on that Mercedes.

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

iHeartHaters's picture

I still like Whori ♥

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Kelli Taylor has some ugly ass looking gams!
Is it possible that monkey face Spelling is getting uglier?
Finally, does anyone watch this show?

MJF's picture

Brenda Walsh with a car is kinda like Chuck Norris.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Squash Posh's picture

Wow! Kelly has some seriously thick legs!