Subway Sucks
(Internal monologue: Resist obvious dick joke... Resist obvious dick joke... Resist obvious dick joke)
Foot-Long Phelps has already lost his big Kellogg deal because he sucked on a bong and now Subway may be next pimp to quit that whore. BuzzNews (via Gawker) says they are hearing rumors that Subway is about to leave the station without Phelspie on their fucking train. Subway has already erased any signs of Neptune's son from their website. Subway's other celebrity whores are still on the website, but Phelps' name has suddenly disappeared.
A source said that legal team is trying to figure out how to get out of the deal and get their endorsement cash back. Phelps and Subway's marriage contract expires in 2012.
Endorsement money back? Please. Phelpsie probably smoked that up a while ago.
I'm not surprised Subway is pulling this shit. They are a bunch of shady bitches. I stopped going to Subway when the dumb bitch making my sandwich gave me the side-eye when I told her to warm that shit up a bit in the microwave. I took my sandwich money to Quiznos and that's who should call up Phelps! It's a perfect match. I can already see the slogan:
"Michael Phelps is always baked, just like our sandwiches!"
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His eyebrows look like two little moustaches...
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Drink. Smoke. Just keep your ass at home and don't let your "pals" take pics.
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Sheeps: and i won't take offense if you agree with my last comment...haha
Sheeps: u'r too much...i just like my government local for the most part...i know folks in california wouldn't want some redneck making laws for them...lol
I took three hits off a joint once, and only once, and got so paranoid! I just knew the police were coming to get me!!!
It is funny now but it wasn't at the time.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:36pm.
I don't know if a majority of Amurikuns support legalization. Maybe they do; I'm just not sure. And I don't trust surveys anyway, since people lie to canvassers, esply on moral issues.
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I don't know if it's a fact, either - I do know that I hear it all the time from people that they think it should be legal. That's how I come up with a "democracy FULL of people". I mean. It IS a lot of people.
It's the kind of thing that's almost impossible to know for sure, really - just like a stance on gay marriage. I really do believe that we need to work stuff like that out in smaller communities. I mean - what difference does it make to someone in Alabama that someone in SanFran is smoking a joint, right?
And like I said - all the arguments I hear against it tell me that alcohol should be illegal too...so I don't even get that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:05pm.
I'm in L.A., Dave. I don't do nuttin with drugs. Don't take em, don't advise on them.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:36pm.
I don't know if a majority of Amurikuns support legalization. Maybe they do; I'm just not sure. And I don't trust surveys anyway, since people lie to canvassers, esply on moral issues.
Sheeps: i think you are close to where i live and prolly close in occupation to what i do...i tend to see your point often on posts especially in all matter legal...haha
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:15am.
I can understand that but how is that fair in a democracy full of people who think it shouldn't be?
I'm not sure that's true simply as a factual matter.
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What isn't?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:15am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:09am.
All I have to say is that regardless if its harmless or not is irrelevant, at the end of the day, its still illegal.
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I can understand that but how is that fair in a democracy full of people who think it shouldn't be?
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I don't know. Maybe one day it will be different. I don't smoke it now, I did when I was a teen, and I can tell you that no way should I have been trusted to drive or do anything important. This will provoke some anger but I don't think if it was legal, people could be trusted to do the right thing. i.e. Not drive after smoking it, not before work, not during work....heck, we can't even get the drunks to do it with liquor.
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Yeah - that bothers me also. I think that, if weed is illegal, alcohol should be too. And what bothers me more is that people don't learn to be responsible. Wassup widat?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
DevilGirl: you know i love the van down by the river sketch!
Subway: Your fan base is for people with the munchies! Now you have a perfect spokesman, let it roll!
phelps can celebrate cuz all the media spotlight is going on a-rod! Thank you A-rod!
the man won 8 gold medals for this worth shit country. Now its going to tear him down for being a normal 23 year old.
They dropped him for one pic at a college frat party-- hold on now-- smoking pot. Fuck Subway and Kellogs. That shit aint real food.
Heck, Subway just insulted its customer base.
I remember the van down by the river, LOL!
Maybe Phelps can drive his van right up to the training pool.
If Phelps doesn't watch it, he is going to be living in a "van down by the river!"
Anyone remember that gem from Chris Farley on SNL years ago?
Well I guess I'll go to Sheetz instead of Subway every time I want a sub now. They have some for 4 bucks, which is 1 less than 5.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:15am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:09am.
All I have to say is that regardless if its harmless or not is irrelevant, at the end of the day, its still illegal.
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I can understand that but how is that fair in a democracy full of people who think it shouldn't be?
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I don't know. Maybe one day it will be different. I don't smoke it now, I did when I was a teen, and I can tell you that no way should I have been trusted to drive or do anything important. This will provoke some anger but I don't think if it was legal, people could be trusted to do the right thing. i.e. Not drive after smoking it, not before work, not during work....heck, we can't even get the drunks to do it with liquor.
I'm so sick of this fug doofus. I never even thought about phelps after the olympics and suddenly he is all over the news. Methinks he is loving the attention.
EvilShoe, can I has a cookie? :)
my friend found a tooth in the meatball sandwich a couple weeks ago. a human tooth. its a headsup 2 the subway fans- those meatballs aint from squirrels....
Oh my gosh...Im sitting here at work stoned out of my mind and of course doing the obvious gossip lookup to pass the hours...when i get to this Michael Phelps photo & read the caption under it---IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE (and it gets better!) I scrolled down to the next picture and its Christian Bale with a "IM FUCKING SORRY"
HAHAHAHHAH
Adding FUCKING made it perfect because thats totally how he was saying it in his mind!
HAHA your awweeeeesooome
Geez no big deal. People not paying their taxes for year that is a BIG DEAL.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:15am.
I can understand that but how is that fair in a democracy full of people who think it shouldn't be?
I'm not sure that's true simply as a factual matter. In any event, that's not the test, 'cause a majority of people in Cali were opposed to gay marriage, yet many people say that vote itself was immoral or unconstitutional. I bet a majority of the people would support government-supplied free beer, but that's not gonna happen.
Every time I hear a story about Phelps and his bong I think "Oh yeah... I'd forgotten about that." Seriously - I think if these companies would quit worrying about it, nobody would even notice.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:09am.
All I have to say is that regardless if its harmless or not is irrelevant, at the end of the day, its still illegal.
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I can understand that but how is that fair in a democracy full of people who think it shouldn't be?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
All I have to say is that regardless if its harmless or not is irrelevant, at the end of the day, its still illegal. First, it's a little bit of pot, then it's a little bit of crack. If you give a mouse a cookie....
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I think Quizno's current slogan, "Mmmmmm.....Toasted!" would still suffice.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
He should just say he had to smoke pot to help deal with the nausea from eating their crappy salmonellwiches. That would fix them good!
We would love to suck off Michael's sausage and swallow every delicious drop!
Also, we would like to make a 'Michael sandwich' between us and our husband., and our husband would like that also!
Discuss!
I don't know what bong-boy did that was so terrible.*rips open bag of cheetos* Maybe he didn't inhale...it could happen.*shoves six White Castle hamburgers in mouth* Smoking weed does not necessarily make you a bad person.
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that's fuuny when i go to subway they ask me if i would like it warmed up...
PHELPS I ONCE LOVED YOU!!!!!
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That's crazy -- aren't cereal and subs stoner munchy food??? Are these corporations stupid or what?
His secret is he probably smokes weed to give him the extra appetite to consume the 10,000 calories he allegedly eats every day.
I had no opinion on Phelps himself, but I kind of feel sorry for him. Obviously he was among friends and someone was jealous and a complete douchebag. Obama and Clinton smoked pot and George Bush did COKE. Who really is a role model these days...and why is Kellogs teaching kids to hang out with tigers anyway. Did they learn nothing from Siegfried and Roy. What's more dangerous...pot or tigers...that's all I'm tryin to say ;)
As for Subway isn't their spokesperson Jared addicted to porn? That guys role model material right there.
And after that awesome new slogan, I can see why Rosetta "Stone" hasn't pulled him from their ads yet!
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:31pm.
And you'd have to be high to mistake one of their sandwiches for the stunt food they put in their ads.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:28pm.
I never realized that Subway was so anti-drug, they never fired the guy that thought it was a good idea to put Jared in the commercials, and he was obviously high as a kite.
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Ha! Not to mention many "sandwich artists" are high 24/7.
I never realized that Subway was so anti-drug, they never fired the guy that thought it was a good idea to put Jared in the commercials, and he was obviously high as a kite.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
"I took my sandwich money to Quiznos and that's who should call up Phelps!"
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Me too Michael K. I've been saying this to anyone who would listen.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
He should've said it was a hooka, with flavored tobacco. And the party wasn't fun, because shortly after, it felt like someone spiked his drink. GET CREATIVE!
Youth these days....it's like coming home late, with your shirt inside out, and announcing you were at the movies.
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For real. I'm pretty sure he didn't turn to swimming after NASA turned him down.
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"LMAO!! You don't know that. Afterall, they hired a diaper wearing, hammer carrying crazed stalker lady..And I'm sure her drug tests always came back clean".
The diaper part is pretty scary........
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
He should've said it was a hooka, with flavored tobacco. And the party wasn't fun, because shortly after, it felt like someone spiked his drink. GET CREATIVE!
Youth these days....it's like coming home late, with your shirt inside out, and announcing you were at the movies.
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For real. I'm pretty sure he didn't turn to swimming after NASA turned him down.
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LMAO!! You don't know that. Afterall, they hired a diaper wearing, hammer carrying crazed stalker lady..And I'm sure her drug tests always came back clean.
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Leave my ex out of this.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
He should've said it was a hooka, with flavored tobacco. And the party wasn't fun, because shortly after, it felt like someone spiked his drink. GET CREATIVE!
Youth these days....it's like coming home late, with your shirt inside out, and announcing you were at the movies.
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For real. I'm pretty sure he didn't turn to swimming after NASA turned him down.
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LMAO!! You don't know that. Afterall, they hired a diaper wearing, hammer carrying crazed stalker lady..And I'm sure her drug tests always came back clean.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
He should've said it was a hooka, with flavored tobacco. And the party wasn't fun, because shortly after, it felt like someone spiked his drink. GET CREATIVE!
Youth these days....it's like coming home late, with your shirt inside out, and announcing you were at the movies.
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For real. I'm pretty sure he didn't turn to swimming after NASA turned him down.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
He should've said it was a hooka, with flavored tobacco. And the party wasn't fun, because shortly after, it felt like someone spiked his drink. GET CREATIVE!
Youth these days....it's like coming home late, with your shirt inside out, and announcing you were at the movies.
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Or just tell them, 'he didn't inhale.' It worked for a president for Pete Wentz's sakes!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:49pm.
Those aren't baskets; those are vomit strainers. They're so you can pick out the chunky bits and put them back on a fresh piece of bread.
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Do you serve napkins with your fuckery? I just spewed vodka and tonic on the laptop!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
He should've said it was a hooka, with flavored tobacco. And the party wasn't fun, because shortly after, it felt like someone spiked his drink. GET CREATIVE!
Youth these days....it's like coming home late, with your shirt inside out, and announcing you were at the movies.