Friday, February 6th 2009
Needs More Bacon
If decorating every website you go to with glittery rainbows and sparkly unicornies has already gotten old, then why not move on to bacon? BACON! Bacolicio.us does the same shit that Cornify does. When a picture or story on a website is starting to give you the dry heaves, just slap a piece of bacon on that bitch and suddenly it becomes delicious. Well, almost. Take this fug ass picture of Fishsticks Paltrow for instance. With a big slice of bacon over her head, she is almost digestible. The bacon would look a lot better over her face, so I'll aim better next time.
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that bacon looked so real. it creeped me out. i touched my screen.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Eggs 'n Bakey!
Love the dlisted!
All hail atkins.
AND F^#$$@Q# canadian bacon. that shiznit has no gristle. my skinny arrr se hikes it all te way to vegas and gets a pizza smothered in this homer-praised 'bacon' that doesnt even have any visible fat. the cheese sucked too. and that is why the world hates america.
Damn that ho has a greasy face,it looks like she rubs bacon on it herself...yuck.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
All anyone really needs is Oil O
Lay and St Ives appricot scrub
"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
-Hyacinth
Great, now I'm hungry for a BLT.
Gwyneth, that green seaweed dead sea salt skincare line makes you look like hell. And put down the raw carrotdirtgrassmanure drink STAT. It ain't working.
mmmmmm
bacon and fish sticks...mmmmmmmmmm
"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
-Hyacinth
How is the bacon only the second greasiest thing in that pic? Gwynneth best call a Hazmat team to put up oil absorbing booms around her face.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Mmmmm, bacon. Is there anything it can't do?
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Have you given robots a bad name?
This horrid woman is in dire need of a Mary Kay facial courtesy of our beloved James Haven.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Ugh, she's so fug! I'm so glad I'm not alone in thinking this.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 8:52pm.
Don't forget Stains!
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Moo, I didn't forget Stains! I made vanilla cupcakes in his honor yesterday! I wanted chocolate but I know chocolate is bad for animals. Go figure that one out? Anypooch, I love me some Stains. He's my virtual pooch.
Speaking of bacon and dogs... Remember Jack N. in "As good as it gets" when he uses 'bacon' as a treat to get that cute lil' dog to love him? Damn. I'm such a sap for loving that movie beyond 20 viewings.
Submitted by mutlee on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 8:46pm.
I would like to grab a slab of bacon and slap the FISH off the Stick. BTW isn't she Kosher? HMMMMM...no pork then......
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mutlee, don't go wasting good, crispy, crunchy, greasy bacon on ol' wax-on wax-off face.
I've got some tomatoes and lettuce and bread. Let's make a BLT! Mmmmmmmm.
Submitted by Home on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:39pm.
Maple bacon is sooooooo good with steak and eggs with a side of french toast and real maple syrup and a gob of butter.
Don't forget Stains!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Cystic acne and bacon don't mix. Bacon GREASE maybe but c'mon..don't go and ruin a perfectly cooked piece of crispy, delicious bacon!
I would like to grab a slab of bacon and slap the FISH off the Stick. BTW isn't she Kosher? HMMMMM...no pork then......
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 7:57pm.
Someone left the cage open again.
It's SO hard to find good zoo help.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 7:52pm.
If someone would only make an Eggify and a Coffeegfy and a Juicify and a Toastify, we'd have a nice breakfast here.
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...or offalfy...yummy...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If someone would only make an Eggify and a Coffeegfy and a Juicify and a Toastify, we'd have a nice breakfast here.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:21pm.
Clarisse you incorrigible slut, put some clothes on before you fry bacon!
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I like how the piece of bacon rest on top of her head like a beret.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Maple bacon is sooooooo good with steak and eggs with a side of french toast and real maple syrup and a gob of butter.
Grr. Tummy rumbling now.
I used to think there was nothing that didn't go better with bacon- I was wrong, fishsticks is still a douche bag even with gawd's manna on her head!
Real bacon is best. It's even healthier than so called Turkey Bacon. Turkey B is higher in sodium I think. I want whale bacon..is that called dork?
Dork the othe white meat.
Stocky,
I lub ya! I hate people that use that fake bacon! You want real bacon, suffer the million teeeny grease burns to get it!
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Well, from an early age I always wanted to have diamonds...but you didn't see me shoveling coal up my cooch! ~Nitty
Clarisse ~ fresh baby, fresh!
It's the only way.
I'm a foodie like that.
Thanks for the cogent and edifying post, MK.
-But, now you've got one of my favorite foods associated with ol' greasy faced Paltrow.
Thanks, you party bacon pooper, you!
Time for wet noodle spankings.
The irony (and the bacon) of this is delicious. Isn't she supposed to be some sort of raw foods/macrobiotic fanatic?
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Stock Broker!
Do you make your bacon fresh or do you buy the already cooked stuff?
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Well, from an early age I always wanted to have diamonds...but you didn't see me shoveling coal up my cooch! ~Nitty
Mmmmmmmm, BLT!
BLT and La Perla underwear.
Need a 3D version of this...
I think I'll have a BLT for dinner.
DListed = first scratch n' sniff site on the 'net
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA i know so many people that would be offended by that. i love it.
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Better Living Through Chemicals!
i was about to snatch that shit up like my computer has wonka-vision or something, mk, you tease!
She's despicable.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Six degrees of this bacon GOOP.
G - Gwyneth is
O - Obnoxious and
O - Overly
P - Pretentious
G - Garbage
O - On
O - Our
P - 'Puter
OK... I'm really bad at this.
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Chemo is not sexy
Submitted by putas on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 5:18pm.
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YES! Someone understands my unhealthy preoccupation with weird bacon shit. Unfortunately I'm not a guy, or else I'd totally wanna marry you too!
my niece told me the bacon a cake
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Where's an empty coffee can. I need to empty the bacon grease that's spewing from my screen from Fishy's greasy ass bacon face.
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Damn you MK. Now I'm craving bacon.
A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had
determined to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at
the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After
talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything
50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so
they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate
their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got
up at 5 AM, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was
the only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I
know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're
in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if
they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they were
rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the
family station wagon and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning the following week until one morning the
farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to
his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the pigs are in
the mud or in the field." "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in
the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
BAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Submitted by ViVee on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 5:18pm.
The bacon is far less greasier than Fishsticks' face.
EXACTLY!!! xoxoxox!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
She's all shiney like Michael rubbed that bacon fat all over her pimply face!! Shit!!! Now I don't know if I can even enjoy the stuff anymore... I'll be thinking of fish-face's greasiness all the time. urg... urp!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
you people ever had a bacon milk shake
That's how i roll
LOL @ gyeah! Bacon a cake...cuuuuuuuute!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 5:07pm.
WRAP SOFA BATTERIES IN BACON SLICES OK WOW MAKE CARLA DO BOOT MOVES ON PIG HEADS FOR MORE BACON OK AND DANSE ON ROOFS OF PICKLE FARMS OK WOW
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~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
MK you crack me up! What would I do without you?
Yo Mama is so fat, she sweats bacon grease.
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There is a recipe for double chocolate bacon brownies somewhere. I need to get on that shit for Valentines Day.
gyeah: teeheee