Drew Barrymore's Diet Secret
It's fucking 1993 again for Drew Barrymore, because the bitch got her tongue pierced a few months ago. Drew talked about it while whoring herself for that movie about whiny cat ladies or something. Drew said that after she had it done, she lost a bunch of weight.
Drew said, "They do it and you're like, 'Oh my God, why would I ever think twice about not doing this; this didn't hurt at all.' And then the guy was like, 'What I didn't tell you is that for, like, two weeks, it's just going to be a little uncomfortable. I couldn't eat, couldn't drink for two weeks - great diet in a weird way. I got it and then I've been single ever since... I did it for myself. I always wanted to get one."
Drew must have given that quote through sign language, because I don't know how the interviewer could understand her ass. I mean, the bitch already has a lisp like a flamer with a peen in his mouth (i.e. me), so I can only imagine what she sounds like with a piercing. Every time she opens her mouth to talk, it's probably a "give me the news, not the weather" moment. Just lisp spit fucking everywhere! A straight-up saliva shower.
Anyway, the pierced tongue diet sounds like something that could take Hollywood by storm. But someone should persuade all those celebwhores to take it to the next level. The pierced tongue diet will keep those whores off food for only 2 weeks, but if they pierce their top lips and bottom lips together, they won't ever eat again. And they won't talk either! This is a win/win for everybody!
Source: Showbiz Spy
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@sandbitch-
Hey! You are coming through san diego? I know we don't really know each other but if you want to get together for a drink with a fellow dlister let me know!! I was born and raised here so I could take you to some fun spots! I won't be offended if you don't really want to because you don't know me, but if you think it might be fun, let me know!
Shes fucking crazy if she doesnt think getting your tongue pierced hurts! I had mine pierced a long time ago and that shit was painful...only lasted a couple months too because the ball kept coming loose and falling off...and imo she looks pretty out of place with that thing in, but at least she can up her slut skills with it..
Her tongue is gross
I didn't know people still did that.
It's so fucking ugly and nasty. Why would anyone do that to themselves?
Why is it gold?? It makes her teeth look all buttery. Ew.
she looks hideous with that blonde hair! And tongue rings are out, WTF was she thinking??
Oh...there's a silver ball in your mouth...wait it's still there.
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She looks so hot and sexy. I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site "millionaire friends com" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
eff that. I ate thru the pain. I had curry that SAME night i got my tounge pierced.
'What I didn't tell you is that for, like, two weeks, it's just going to be a little uncomfortable.'
exchange that phrase with hurts like hell then were in business. but i didnt take it out, suffered thru it, and im a better whore for it now. Why are her teeths so buttery looking?
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I dont think, I drink.
She needs to brush her tongue, not pierce it...Icky tongue crud, yellow teeth, trailer trash everything else...Lovely.
well la di da!
Hey Ho's!
Got a leanover like nobody's bidness. How ya'll hanging?
I hate I missed this thread last night, but I actually had some socializing going on.
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you may have to mail your rocket science degree back to that special college.
I'm still recovering from her moment with Justin Long. That was some weird combo. But onto your posting... So Drew's discovered the secret to a real diet: not eating! Can't believe it takes piercing your tongue to figure that out. Damn!
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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 8:32am.
i hate this ho. you'd think eleventy years in the business and she'd pick up on how to do her hair, but noooooooo, she goes to kmart for some hot rollers and ends up like this.
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Hey now. It worked for Angie Dickinson!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Good morning, joe!
What's shakin' bacon?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
i hate this ho. you'd think eleventy years in the business and she'd pick up on how to do her hair, but noooooooo, she goes to kmart for some hot rollers and ends up like this.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:36am.
no real stories, just like a brutally funny night of dlisted, with less typing. And someone else making the drinks.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:26am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:24am.
You totally have my sympathy in that heat. That being said, I'm moving to Vegas. Fuck the heat, I can smoke and drink inside!
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Jeebus. Why'd you leave? Sounds like heaven to me... A/C, booze, cigs, gambling... hmmmmm.
I wants stories though dammit!! What'd you and them whores get up to?
Oh TITS gave me the link to your hookers paradise pics. Now I really wanna go. They haz tigers!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Sandybitch!
painted buntings in georgia!!!
http://www.georgia-birding.com/
go on yahoo, i'm afraid this is going to bore the crap out of everyone and get us banned.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:31am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:27am.
you guys have THE best bird names.
red browed fire tail, gang gang cockatoos, superb fairy wrens sigh.
When are you in Georgia?
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Still don't beat the Swallow.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:27am.
you guys have THE best bird names.
red browed fire tail, gang gang cockatoos, superb fairy wrens sigh.
When are you in Georgia?
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:20am.
BEAUTIFUL! is that a rainbow lori in the background?
I'd like to have a pet raven. sigh. deeep sigh.
Are you going birding in georgia? *pulls down suitcase from top shelf*
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We've got a magpie that hangs here (I gives him scaps of meat and bread). He taps at the window and gives me the hairy eyeballs when he wants a feed!
@Sandbitch
Chopper's a spunk (wif no ears!)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:24am.
Ooops, I forgot!
TV! I wanna hear about Vegas!!
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save your breath. all we're getting are oblique references to some arcane inside jokes.
pfft.
the least they could do is make shit up.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:20am.
BEAUTIFUL! is that a rainbow lori in the background?
I'd like to have a pet raven. sigh. deeep sigh.
Are you going birding in georgia? *pulls down suitcase from top shelf*
==I would love to see some birds *whilst* I'm there if poss. And yeps, it's a rainbow lori in the tree. I have quite a few birds come here to feed now - Galahs, Lorikeets, Pale Headed Rosellas...me love me love them! No fucking cats allowed. Grrrr. Note to self: must put birdie pics on myspace thingy.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:24am.
You totally have my sympathy in that heat. That being said, I'm moving to Vegas. Fuck the heat, I can smoke and drink inside!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:23am.
And miss out on Jersey! We gots seagulls! Huge, motherfucking carnivorous seagulls!
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sniff
*cracks gum*
that all you got?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:16am.
Dave Chappelle wants to meet wif me....excited.
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Tell I say hi. Then give him a big fucking pash for me.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Ooops, I forgot!
TV! I wanna hear about Vegas!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
46 2c? jesus h fucking christ.
that's lizard weather.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:18am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:15am.
*hoping that you got a new fan*
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Oh TV! Yes I did, in fact I got two. Hasn't made any difference though, I just have the hot air in mah house moving around faster
*spritz*
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:20am.
And miss out on Jersey! We gots seagulls! Huge, motherfucking carnivorous seagulls!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Pierced tongues and pretty much all piercings are over...she looks lame.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:15am.
awesome! can we teach him how to order drinks?
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amateur, I'm sure she's been teaching him how to steal drinks!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:18am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:15am.
Can't... make... brain... thoughts... into words... sweating like a whore in church... hot... 46 degrees... not kidding!!!!... death coming soooooon..
===2C YOU POOR HO BITCH! Crawl under the verandah and hop in a bucket of cool water.
Bit BROODLE eh?
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Broodle doesn't cover it. The 'news' says it got to 48 in the burbs!! And everythings on fire.. well not really but it's not good.
BTW, me lovey bucket koala.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:13am.
BEAUTIFUL! is that a rainbow lori in the background?
I'd like to have a pet raven. sigh. deeep sigh.
Are you going birding in georgia? *pulls down suitcase from top shelf*
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:05am.
==I have a mic and headph. It's M2C that's letting the team down, technically speaking.
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All your gonna hear is a lotta panting and the faint drip drip drip of sweat hittin formica.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:15am.
*hoping that you got a new fan*
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:15am.
Can't... make... brain... thoughts... into words... sweating like a whore in church... hot... 46 degrees... not kidding!!!!... death coming soooooon..
===2C YOU POOR HO BITCH! Crawl under the verandah and hop in a bucket of cool water.
Bit BROODLE eh?
Dave Chappelle wants to meet wif me....excited.
Can't... make... brain... thoughts... into words... sweating like a whore in church... hot... 46 degrees... not kidding!!!!... death coming soooooon..
*pants* *spritz'z*
OT: nup
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:13am.
awesome! can we teach him how to order drinks?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:02am.
Tigerlily is in that area.. AND they have roseate spoonbills!
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i aint never seen any bird like that flying around my hood
===OOOOH I love birds. I have me a pet parrot! (Aussie Native) Meet Chopper, he is a "Superb"...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/Superb_parrot_e...
==I have a mic and headph. It's M2C that's letting the team down, technically speaking.
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me too. totally letting y'all down
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no pressure. i know how much men dislike gadgets.
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Nite, Grapedrink, great seeing you!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:00am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:57am.
sandbitch...i'm loving it...how long will u be in atlanta for?
===Not quite sure yet - I'm starting the trip off in San Diego, then on to Tucson, then to Atlanta. I'll prolly be in the States for about a month or so. ROAD TRIP!@
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you definitely gonna be scooting by my neck of the woods...we gots to make a plan...i also, gots to go to asleep...we should talk more about this during the weekend! val,unc,tits, sb...i love y'all! night!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:05am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:01am.
==Yes, field hockey. Cover ankles and shins. Broodle I tell you, BROODLE.
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have you got a headset and mic yet?
we need to have a broodle comp.
==I have a mic and headph. It's M2C that's letting the team down, technically speaking.
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me too. totally letting y'all down
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:01am.
==Yes, field hockey. Cover ankles and shins. Broodle I tell you, BROODLE.
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have you got a headset and mic yet?
we need to have a broodle comp.
==I have a mic and headph. It's M2C that's letting the team down, technically speaking.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:58am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:53am.
I'm coming Stateside later this year. I'm going to a posh Atlanta wedding y'all. BUCKHEAD HERE I CUM!
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now that sounds like a plan stan.
Tigerlily is in that area.. AND they have roseate spoonbills!
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i aint never seen any bird like that flying around my hood
==Yes, field hockey. Cover ankles and shins. Broodle I tell you, BROODLE.
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have you got a headset and mic yet?
we need to have a broodle comp.
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