Rayanne Better Be Her Maid Of Honor

Claire Danes, aka forever Angela Chase to me, is promised to be married to a British actor-type named Hugh Dancy. Hugh is in that Shopaholic movie and was also in the greatest cinematic experience of 2006: Basic Instinct 2. I would marry the bitch for that fact alone.

Well, in case you haven't fallen asleep you at this ultra exciting news, let me tell you that Claire's spokeswhore confirmed the shit to People. 29-year-old Claire and 33-year-old Hugh began slapping each other's private areas a little over a year ago. Wouldn't it be a bitch if homegirl was knocked up and Hugh left her ass for Mary Louise-Parker midway through that shit? Passing the homewrecker baton!

A few summers ago, I saw Angela Chase walking down the street with an umbrella and a half-full Trader Joe's paper bag. That's it. Nothing else happened. Since this post is about her skinny ass, I figured I'd throw in that "who cares" fact. Everyone does that shit to me! The other night, a friend said to me, "I saw Rita Wilson the other day." I responded, "Was the bitch's tits on fire, because why should I care?" And I wonder why I have no friends that actually like me.

Anyway, congrats to these two! Don't let the engagement ring get too settled, because I'm sure that shit is going to come off in a few months. I'm getting major "this ain't gonna last" vibes from these two dehydrated turnips.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:22pm.

Damn, her arms are short. She must have to sit real close to the steering wheel XD

Submitted by Stache Man on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:15am.

Nice stache, High...

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:43pm.

Oh my Lord God, Dancy must have taken leave of his senses. Danes is a moose! Look at her face: MOOSE. And I don't care how skinny she gets - she's STILL A MOOSE. Holy shit.

Submitted by jennabee245 on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:30pm.

MelodySoul yes that union wouid be amazing i could see that shit where Tino lol Rayanne will be either trashed or a born again something and sharon would have just left kyle for like the 5th billion and will be all weepy oh and Ricki will be fab he would like tell angela what to ware and to change wedding decorations and jordan will be drunk. Patty would so have the new hillary hair lol and graham would so be with hallie lol. wow thats sad that i just went on like that my teen self cant help it

Submitted by jennabee245 on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:30pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 8:13pm.

HOMEWRECKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Submitted by sabrina on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 7:27pm.

ugh she seems like such a bitch.

I met him at a party in April and he is so sincerely nice , sweet and seemed a little bit awkward.. he could do much better.

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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:35pm.

It would be hilarious if she found out he is a homo after they are married, if it even happens. Mary Louise Parker was engaged to that hot piece Jeffery Dean Morgan- Billy Crudface is nothing compared to him.

Submitted by saram23 on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:22pm.

I don't think I'd be excited to see her, but I was very excited to see the guy who played Ricky (Wilson Cruz) when I went to dinner in NYC on a business trip. He is hot, looks exactly the same as he did 15 years ago.

Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:59pm.

I don't like the bitch. I know Crudup was no better but he's a man and I'm not surprised. A woman should be better then that.

Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:49pm.

"Wouldn't it be a bitch if homegirl was knocked up and Hugh left her ass for Mary Louise-Parker midway through that shit?"

From your mouth MK...from your mouth...

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Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:47pm.

Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:56pm.
Here's something for you to look at.;) Made me laugh.
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Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:33pm.

Sorry but I couldn't be with some guy who was known to be bi (currently or previously). I need a manly man, ha ha! Not judging, just not my thing.

Submitted by StewieGriffin on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:28pm.

she looks way too skinny. I'd do him every direction.

Submitted by Candy on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:08pm.

Why does she look like a Tranny?
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:54pm.

"What she did to Mary Louise Parker?" What about Billy Crudup? He could have said no. If anything, he's even more to blame because it was his girlfriend.

I'm not saying Claire Danes is blameless, but male celebrities are never held responsible for shit like this. Or not as much, anyway.

Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:26pm.

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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:39am.

I haven't seen him in "King Arthur". Please tell me the full name of the movie. Is that it?

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Here's something for you to look at.;) Made me laugh.

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Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:47pm.
Unless she doesn't mind his dickmatized ways, that marriage ain't gonna occur (much less last). He's open about his bisexuality. But this bitch deserves a cheating bf/spouse after what she did to Mary Louise Parker.

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I really shouldn't have to say this, but bisexuals are just as capable of falling in love with and being faithful to one person as straight and gay people. I'm bi and have been a serial monogamist my whole adult life. Been with and been faithful to my hubbie more than ten years.

Claire Danes might very well get what's coming to her, but insinuating that someone is definitely a cheater because they're bi is more than a little prejudist.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:14pm.

hugh is also in that kinda bad movie, "the jane austen book club"...he was cute in that movie...

claire has the most awkward looking body...
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:12pm.

Team ML Parker.

Have adored MLP since Fried Green Tomatoes.

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Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:22pm.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:39am.

I haven't seen him in "King Arthur". Please tell me the full name of the movie. Is that it?

hugs y'all
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:17pm.

Unless she doesn't mind his dickmatized ways, that marriage ain't gonna occur (much less last). He's open about his bisexuality. But this bitch deserves a cheating bf/spouse after what she did to Mary Louise Parker.

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Submitted by rookieruggerlsu on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:12pm.

Well, Hugh Dancy was also in Ella Enchanted with Anne Hathaway ... and he was adorable... he needs to lose the beard. Personally, I like a good beard.. his makes him look like he is a criminal...

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by RufusR on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:35pm.
Rayanne (AJ Langer) did well for herself:

Lucky little ho. I still remember her from the People Under the Stairs.

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Submitted by WindSwept on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:08pm.

I love them. Both of them. Ever since MSCL, Claire Danes has been one of my favorites. I don't know what it is but I just like her. And for all of you lot that haven't seen Stardust yet, SEE IT! It is a very good, cute movie. And Hugh is a hot piece. YaY for Claire and Hugh, I am happy for them. They seem low key and I like that.

Submitted by RufusR on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:05pm.

Rayanne (AJ Langer) did well for herself:

Langer married Charles Peregrine Courtenay, Lord Courtenay (born 14 August 1975), the son of Hugh Courtenay, 18th Earl of Devon, in a civil ceremony in 2004. A formal wedding took place on 30 April 2005, in Los Angeles, California. Lord and Lady Courtenay plan to live in England at Lord Devon's seat, Powderham Castle in Devon, but not in the near future as Lord Courtenay is a practicing lawyer in Los Angeles. He plans to eventually hold dual citizenship (United Kingdom/United States). On 31 January 2007, Langer's daughter, Joscelyn Skye Courtenay, was born.

from Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._J._Langer

Submitted by Possum on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:00pm.

A friend of mine went to Yale at the same time she did. One day he was in a computer lab and she sat down next to my friend. She was carrying a messenger-style bag that was open, and she tossed that down on the floor by him. Friend couldn't help but glance inside the bag and was grossed out to see a half-eaten sandwich shoved in it.

He also said she is very tiny, as in petite. But she looks more muscled out in this pic. Yale was quite a few years ago.

The one other time he saw her walking across campus, she had her head down and was kinda shuffling along like she didn't want anyone to notice her.

Submitted by putas on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:53pm.

I hate her body shape it's creepy.. torse IS too long agreed w/ Gia. Just looks like a deflated windsock.

And Hekki- claps, your gaydar is ON FIRE> I am shocked MK has not mentioned but Dancy is known to have dalliances with men. It's not shocking he is ok with Danes seeing as she is so boyish looking. But there were several writeups a while back about him hooking up with men (I think she knows about it, or at least knew he has in the past). He definitely bats for the other team. Not sure if he is bi or just gay but using her as a beard. But yeah. good luck with that Claire!

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:49pm.

This geegaw should scissor stompy-legs with Katie Cruise while the boys play scientology daisy-chain with their peepees and thesbian-holes.

Submitted by icedcoffee on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:39pm.

I don't know why she's not reprising her role in the Terminator movie. She was great in T3. I think I will miss her looking at Ron Howard's dumb daughter.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:37pm.

Yeah, it would serve her right if he dumped her 7-months-pregnant ass and took up with a hot, famous, younger woman, though I agree Mary-Louise Parker would be sweet sweet justice.

WTF is Billy Crudface doing lately anyway??

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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:09pm.

why are they standing in front of a wall of Astro Turf---the fake plastic grass. Where the hell was that picture taken? At Home Depot?
WTF?

Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:32pm.

love the dress. hate that she's a homewrecking whoremonger

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:29pm.

Didn't she cheat on Billy Crudup with Hugh while they were filming that "Evening" crap?

Ugh and he should never have been allowed to play Luke Brandon. Those studio idiots screwed up the Shopoholic movie. Isla I like as Becky but everything else sucks.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:28pm.

Yeah, these two won't even make it down the aisle.

Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:18pm.

I don't like her. Seeing her makes me cranky.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:54pm.

I'm confused - is that Billy Crudup? Or Hugh whatshisname? Cuz he looks like Billy Crudup to me.

*back to my crocheting*

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Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:49pm.

She always looked to me like she's related to Rojo Caliente's other half, fug as phuck
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:43pm.

Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:10pm.

Thanks for the tip! Sometimes a bad movie can be forgiven if there's good eye-candy!

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Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:06pm.

That's the full title. Hugh Dancy plays Galahad. The movie sucks IMO, but Clive Owen makes a pretty hot King Arthur.

Submitted by Capitanne on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:37pm.

I wish Claire and Fancy as much as much "true" love and happiness as Fug and Josh and Harlett and Ryan. Who says gays can't get married?

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:39am.

I haven't seen him in "King Arthur". Please tell me the full name of the movie. Is that it?

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Submitted by NativeNYker on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:32pm.

They did look so in love arriving at the post shopaholic prem party @ The Plaza the other night...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:30pm.

hahahhahahahah- look at this quote guys:

"I’m looking forward to getting together and having some quiet prayer meetings with Britney."

- Nicole Scherzinger, on the Pussycat Dolls opening for Britney Spears on tour

pffffft.

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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:23pm.

I always thought he was an arse bandit and major cock jockey!
I hate her fucking chin. And her part in the Mary Louise Parker thing was "not cool"!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:17pm.

ever since she was in the whole Billy Crudup/Mary Louise Parker debacle, I don't like her .....and I used to love him, but I think he is a turd now.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:41am.

You saw a dog with three legs?!?!?

Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:13pm.

Yeah yeah yeah. What's Rayanne doing these days? She was WAY more fun.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:11pm.

I don't know why it matters if we saw someone famous but most of us report the fact when it happens. I know I do, but it's really pointless in the end. It's not like we have any connection to the person after seeing him or her fleetingly across a crowd. It's not like we're friends or are going to get together for drinks. Our quotidian lives aren't uplifted in any way. It's about as useful as saying you saw a dog with three legs or a car crash.