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Claire Danes, aka forever Angela Chase to me, is promised to be married to a British actor-type named Hugh Dancy. Hugh is in that Shopaholic movie and was also in the greatest cinematic experience of 2006: Basic Instinct 2. I would marry the bitch for that fact alone.
Well, in case you haven't fallen asleep you at this ultra exciting news, let me tell you that Claire's spokeswhore confirmed the shit to People. 29-year-old Claire and 33-year-old Hugh began slapping each other's private areas a little over a year ago. Wouldn't it be a bitch if homegirl was knocked up and Hugh left her ass for Mary Louise-Parker midway through that shit? Passing the homewrecker baton!
A few summers ago, I saw Angela Chase walking down the street with an umbrella and a half-full Trader Joe's paper bag. That's it. Nothing else happened. Since this post is about her skinny ass, I figured I'd throw in that "who cares" fact. Everyone does that shit to me! The other night, a friend said to me, "I saw Rita Wilson the other day." I responded, "Was the bitch's tits on fire, because why should I care?" And I wonder why I have no friends that actually like me.
Anyway, congrats to these two! Don't let the engagement ring get too settled, because I'm sure that shit is going to come off in a few months. I'm getting major "this ain't gonna last" vibes from these two dehydrated turnips.
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If you shaved Claire Danes head and got her wet she'd look almost exactly like Gollum.
That being said, she's really cute.
He looks like a gay elf. Or just british.
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:24am.
He's fucking gorgeous. This is not his best picture.
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YES! I was rather fond of him in King Arthur...
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Hugh Dancy isn't 'some actor'; I think he's fairly well known. And what Claire did to Mary Louise was unforgivable (and what about the not-so-ultra-famous guy, Crudup? he played a part in that, too)...I adored her in Shopgirl and, also, The Family Stone -- so I wish this twosome mucho happiness.
Hugh Dancy isn't 'some actor'; I think he's fairly well known. And what Claire did to Mary Louise was unforgivable (and what about the not-so-ultra-famous guy, Crudup? he played a part in that, too)...I adored her in Shopgirl and, also, The Family Stone -- so I wish this twosome mucho happiness.
I love her. She's my avie!
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yeah, this isn't gonna happen. Sorry, Fancy Dancy.
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I fell in love with Hugh Dancy in his role as the Earl of Essex with Helen Mirren in HBO's "Elizabeth I". He's fucking gorgeous. This is not his best picture.
http://www.hbo.com/films/elizabeth/img/castandcrew/506x316_hugh.jpg
I hope he's happy with what's-her-name.
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I do not really like her...Her freakishly long torso creeps me the fuck out & she has one of those voices that when she is acting, she always sounds like she is acting, so I can never get lost in the movie. I bet she is knocked up & he is British, so I am sure he is over the moon...All the things I hate rolled into one!
Wouldn't it be a bitch if homegirl was knocked up and Hugh left her ass for Mary Louise-Parker midway through that shit?
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LMFAO. What was up with that shit?
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Boring. Now if she was engaged to Jordan Catalano, that would be news. That would never happen though...Jordan hates commitment.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:12am.
I've NO tolerance for cheating in a relationship (and that would include "homewrecking")
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I LOVE Claire Danes. I've NO tolerance for cheating in a relationship (and that would include "homewrecking"), but still she's a good actress and I find her truly beautiful. Not a cookie-cutter beauty, but there's something very luminous about her.
I used to like her, then she's just kind of "ordinary"..nothing exciting about her.
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That boy sets off my gaydar. Even if he's not gay, he's sure to be an asshole, because Claire Danes has terrible taste in men. Which is a shame because I kind of like her.
Also, they were in that shit show "Evening" with Meryl Streep's unfortunate-looking daughter.