The Ganja Will Heal Wino!

HAHAHA... She is paying 500 pounds a week for weed? She is gettin ass raped if she pays more than 5$ a day for 10 doobies the size of cigars.... Bitch shoulda gone to JAMAICA instead...

Never touched the stuff,never will

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Weed has vitamins! I swear by it.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

You should see the looks I get when I walk into the local smoke shop for screens or papers. An average, housewife, I look like freaking June Cleaver! They're always look at me like what's MOM doing here to buy papers?!? YOU don't look the type! great life, all I do is smoke. No hard stuff. Just the ganja. Should be legal. I've seen prominent business people also leaving the smoke shop. Managers, Dentists, other respectable people. I've never breathed a word that I smoke to ANYONE - and I'm sure I am not alone out there!!!

I can do a hell of a lot more on weed than I can normally. I get too much adrenaline pumping when I smoke it (I haven't really been able to smoke for about a year). I can get my house clean from top to bottom on weed. Or, alternatively, I can sit in bed and watch tv and eat a shit ton of food.

I was going to say. Her eyes look like her brain's a fried egg in that pic.

That tourist is too big for that poor horse.

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I wish I had a shit load of $$$$$$$ to just do what eva I wanted!! She should use her $$ and get/see a good shrink and get her shit together once and for all. Does ev1 have to be a GD train wreck?

Look at the horse's ass on the horse's ass.

Why isn't this fucked up cunt in jail? If drugs are illegal for the rest of us, why does *this* skank get a free fucking pass, pun intended!!!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

I work out stoned constantly. It's a trip to ride the elliptical with your earphones on, for real.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

I would hate to have the room after Wino has inhabited it.

I don't think I'd even remember how to work out if I was'nt stoned . I drink a cup of strong coffee and pull a few bong hits of high quality nugs before working out 4 or 5 days a week . If I don't work out I feel like I missed something . I run stoned regularly . In a few months , when the swim club opens I'll swim stoned too . Admittedly , when I get out of the pool , I do probably LOOK pretty stoned due to the pot and chlorine and pot . Fuck alcohol , puff instead .

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:03pm.

You're thinking you're on the treadmill because you hear a whirring sound, but it's not plugged in and the sound is just the pool filter.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:27pm.

No way jiggywiddit. I can totally work out stoned. *puff* and a 1 and a 2 and a *puff*

What was I just doing? *making bowl of cereal*

I´ve been fooling people for years, I get top grades, am charming etc, but I still smoke all day everyday!

weed makes everything better :)

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:27pm.

Does anyone else have trouble believing a baked stoner will actually participate in a grueling workout?

No can do. Spliff 10, workout 0
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Well. I've done it. But it's not AT ALL fun. The side of me with all the drive and the lazy ass in me fight all the way through it. Besides - when I work out that's my time to be straight. I like being straight too.

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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Hey Breakdown! ♥♥ Are you just jealous cuz you're in ganj lockdown right now? I'm out, so me too. lol XOXOXOXO

Hell yes Amy!! Come to the greenah side.

Now that she has replaced heroin with pot she should consider replacing her udders with actual human breasts

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i'm jealous this junkie gets to soak up the sun and have massages and smoke weed all day...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...

Does anyone else have trouble believing a baked stoner will actually participate in a grueling workout?

No can do. Spliff 10, workout 0

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you may have to mail your rocket science degree back to that special college.

As if ganja is gonna help her voice when she is smoking that much.

This bitch can't be complteely sober for a day?!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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That poor pony is now swaybacked and scabby, with an odd itching for extra sugarcubes. It's a hard-knock pony life on the tourist beaches of the Caribbean.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:38pm.
This is just a guess, but maybe the ganja is helping Wino with her appetite and sleep. I know I would prefer to smoke a doobie than take some stupid pills.
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DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

http://ihateliz.com/?id=bue432lxmsqjfd7l0ar7ge7retatg0

Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:38pm.
This is just a guess, but maybe the ganja is helping Wino with her appetite and sleep. I know I would prefer to smoke a doobie than take some stupid pills. Is that too rational a solution coming from Wino's brain?
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I know at least two people who have used pot to counter the side-effects of chemo and help with the pain.

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Submitted by Diane-9 on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:31pm.
Ok, seriously.. I enjoy reading several entertainment blogs daily, but absolutely nobody compares to the wit of D-Listed. MK completely cracks me up every time. I've been coming here for couple years now. Can't help but wonder if he'll land something bigger than a blog with his comedic writing. Anyone else agree??
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I <3 micheal k.!!!

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

seeing the wino in all these pictures in st. lucia makes me want to go somewhere tropical and smoke crack (even though i've never even tried that!), and btw anyone else seen this movie/"biography" called El Cantane? it has j-lo and marc anthony in it and dare i say it's all zexy like! j-lo is smoking a cigerette watching skeletor sing some zexy song! i feel all weird.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

blah blah, Wino is doing better blah blah, she's off drugs blah blah..wake me up when this woman realizes that she has an amazing voice and finally decides to really get it together and put out an album.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Symon Dagrapp Hearless Feat. Kanye West Official Remix
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Fear Only What Moves.

Grape- I was watching stuff on Hulu, so I didn't see Mike's post.
Your email was the first I heard of it. : )

Oops! thought i was on the melrose post with that last comment!

DevilGirl: nevermind! mike broke it already...mike: u've been reading that other site too...let's wait to open post to discuss it...we gotta discuss whether ole' boy is just regurgitating(sp?) some of what was already out there...i bet MK will post on it anyway

By the way, somebody basically trashing on of my favorite shows of all time is disturbing to the point rendering me incapable of doing anything productive again today...unbelievable, huh?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:44pm.
And it was NOT a purse. It was a carry-all with accents.

hahahaha. It sure was, the accent being PD.

DevilGirl: go check your email...sent you something JUICY!!

DeeDee, I dunno. Wino is messed up in the brains, so part of me just thinks she has an addictive/self-destructive personality regardless of the situation or what kind of drugs are available. But, who knows. She's been down there so long, maybe de island life and natural way of living has made an impression on her. I know one thing - taking up smoking weed is definitely a step up in all areas of this girl's life. She'll be eating, sleeping, more relaxed, feel more peaceful. More power to her.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

This is just a guess, but maybe the ganja is helping Wino with her appetite and sleep. I know I would prefer to smoke a doobie than take some stupid pills. Is that too rational a solution coming from Wino's brain?

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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease

Ok, seriously.. I enjoy reading several entertainment blogs daily, but absolutely nobody compares to the wit of D-Listed. MK completely cracks me up every time. I've been coming here for couple years now. Can't help but wonder if he'll land something bigger than a blog with his comedic writing. Anyone else agree??

£500 a week for 70 joints?
I 'knew a guy' who used to get it for ~$30 US an ounce in Grenada a few years back.
It would likely be cheaper in St Vincent or T&T where its all grown.
(This post has not been sponsored by the Grenada tourist board)

person_of_interest,

"Thanks, Home. I'm taking that as an avie compliment."
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It vuz dahlink. It vuz. You're velcome, sveet leetle buttacup. Now geeve ush a keesh ~Muah~

Amy's stomach fat is due to the fact that her body is adjusting to actually holding down something other than drugs. Her bod will adjust if she gives it time. Oh, and it wouldn't hurt her to actually work-out or plant a garden.

Submitted by gia on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:49pm.
She needs to use a vaporizor
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daaha! nearly a carcass but really would benefit from a misty moisturizing of the lungs. sana sana culito the rana.

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Thanks, Home. I'm taking that as an avie compliment.

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person_of_interest,

Your avatar is like tourettes, OCD and PCP all rolled into one spectacular mind-blowing eye-dazzler.

I digress.

Where was I?

Dope and Change. Dope and Change.

Yes we Crack.

Yes we Crack.

The poor tourist probably headed straight to a rehab facility after that picture.

She now smells of cocaine, liquor, blood, and fleas are setting up in their new home on her crotch.
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"Shoot that bitch. Suck that olive. Shake that ass."
http://rehabjunkie.blogspot.com/

lucky bitch

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

I think we can now officially upgrade our description of Wino in St. Lucia from "vacation" to "current circumstances".

And holy smokes, almost $750 a week in weed is a LOT of weed.

Good for her, but doesnt she have the start of COPD, or emphysema or some sort of major lung issue?? She needs to use a vaporizor.

"enjoying a joint while laying in the jacuzzi."

Huh. Jealous of Wino. Who'd have thunk it?

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