Just Call Him A-Roidy!
Back in 2003, A-Rod of the NY Yankees (that's a baseball team, I think) got an A++++ on his steroids test! Or maybe testing positive means you got an F----?
Anyroidsmakeyourpeensad, that's what Sports Illustrated is saying. Four sources (that means it's fact!) say A-Rod's name is on a list of 104 players who tested positive for that shit in Major League Baseball's 2003 survey testing. This was the same year he won the AL MVP award. But in 2003, bitches didn't get in trouble for testing positive.
A SI reporter asked A-Rod about this shit while he was working out at a gym in Miami. The only thing A-Rod had to say was, "You'll have to talk to the union." The union had no comment.
Yeah, don't color me surprised, because it won't take. I was under the impression that all those hos who run far for a living ate frosted roids for breakfast.
And somebody better award my ass with an ice cold roidtini for not mentioning Vadge's roidy poon during this entire post! Oh, wait...
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Where did this photo come from ? Whoever has been denying that A Rod is actually Gay Rod is sadly mistaken !! Anyone that loves Madonna that much must have helium heels.
The wifey got out just in time. This guy is a total loser.
The wifey got out just in time. This guy is a total loser.
I love this picture. I love, even more, taht he din't say not ONE word about it. Not a clue.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Holy moobs, what is the story with this picture??
If ever there were a Caption This-worthy photo...
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you may have to mail your rocket science degree back to that special college.
Are there nude photos of A-Rod?
We wish to nurse on his moobs!
Discuss.
He's gross. Looks like an animal to me!
Of course he tested positive. He exchanged bodily fluids with Mad Madge!
That said, he has huge mantits and I betcha his peenie is a cocktail weenie. I get the ghey vibe too.
I don't find this Rod dude attractive. He has big-ass hips or something... And there is something about his upper body that looks feminine to me. Maybe he is taking estrogen...
What's up with this picture?
All A-Rod is missing is a porn stache...
http://www.BringBackTheStache.com
a rod could use a bra...he's almost as big as i am...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
People here in NY are freaking over this story... didn't conseco say he had like 5 years ago....?
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He's a definite candidate for a man-bra.
angel_i: Thanks for the mug shots. There was one really pretty girl with green eyes and freckles. Probably a shoplifter, eh? Some of them were laugh-out-loud funny.
One reason I obey the law: I would NEVER want a camera that close to my face. Eeeegh.
It's called KARMA baby!! LQQKS like he's getting his ~~ LOVE IT!!!
No wonder Madonna loves him - his ba11s are so shrunken he doesn't pose a threat to her cliteromegalic pu55y.
I wonder if Madonna t*tty f*cks those b-cups
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the only thing i don't like about derek jeter is that he dated snotty jessica biel. it was short lived so i forgive him.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:21pm.
@k2- idont think roids have anything to do with peer pressure, i think manny would do them for a 20 million a year contract. sure he's different but hes still human and LOOOVES money
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Well from what I understand alot of these athletes feel the pressure to perform. It may be the pressure they put on themselves but I bet if you spoke to a few guys from any sport they would insist they felt pressure to do it. I could see Gay-Rod whining about pressure.
Yes, Manny does love the money.... too bad he hasn't even been signed by a team yet and doesn't spring training start in about a week!? LOL greed baby greed.
Submitted by putas on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:17pm.
I like the nerd type I guess.
*pushing glasses up on nose, playing pocket pool in high-waisted chinos*
Evilshoe: good to see u back! and no, it's no sicker than wanting people to share their milk jugs to save the world...dangit! i was getting killed on that thread yesterday...one person went off on me...kind of freaked me out...she got flat out mean
I love the woman's mug shot with the kleenex stuffed up her nose!
I love that recovering anorexic guy...God bless him!!! he made my saturday!
i was just reading on there, that a player named Grimsley swore in an affadavit after a federal raid on his house that a large number of players were jacked up on amphetamines too...he said that in one clubhouse, the coffee was labeled unleaded and leaded...the leaded being the coffee with speed!
Damn, i feel so dumb...they were jacked up like race horses that some asshole dosed to win a race!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:38pm.
Jeters face looks like most men's do in cheap porn flicks.
I guess I better upgrade my Pay-Per-View porn.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:56pm.
Is it wrong that I looked at the dude with his tongue out more than the others?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
@grapedrink: I'm going! I'm bored!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
i just went to thesmokinggun.com site and the picture of the latest mug shot is ha-larious!
A-Fraud-always has been and always will be.
Any team he is on, will never will a World Series
But what's going on in the picture?
is he getting the deepak chopra rubbed
in or out of him ;p
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DG: Baseball Pork...heehee
you're on a roll today...keep 'em coming
you know, i wondered what he and madonna had in common...maybe they both like to get their freak on with ALOT of people, like alot...And who better for A-rod to lean on when he knew he was about to deal with an international scandal...madonna may be a freak but she knows how to reinvent herself...u can't stomp her out
A-rod reminds of a guy i used to date that i had a notion might be into multiple partner sex...not mah thing...i got to have all my man's attention!!
Jeters face looks like most men's do in cheap porn flicks.
title of movie: Baseball Pork.
DG: pustules! haha
I, for one, believe the Ian Undercover orgy story because it's not calling him outright gay, just horny for whatever is in his vicinity. I buy that, especially if he's all 'roided up. And because he's "good looking" (not to me!) and rich.
He and Jeter are interchangeable in my mind. Actually, all jocks are.
Doesn't Jeter have herpes? Hasn't he infected half of hollywood and new york with his pustules?
I suggest changing his name to "A-Roid."
@k2- idont think roids have anything to do with peer pressure, i think manny would do them for a 20 million a year contract. sure he's different but hes still human and LOOOVES money
Pujols trainer has been linked to HGH..
http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/so-weve-got-some-affidavit-names-179...
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If it fucks, floats, or flies, its cheaper to rent.
DevilGirl: from everything i've read so far, your boy's not on the list yet, but people are saying he and manny are next...i love history...i'm kind of nerdy like that, so i find sports history fascinating...this by far, is one of the biggest baseball stories in history, possibly in American sports, in my opinion
And I never got why people spooge over Jeter either.. he has (or had, at one point) a terrible 90s fade hair cut (and not in the 90s) and looks like some dude who would circle drunk chicks during last call at a sports bar. Not so much.
I like the nerd type I guess.
Squinting to block the moobs- he's in decent shape, not bad- but he is so thoroughly unintelligent looking it cancels everything out. Those lips look like beige tootsie rolls. Not cute.
I guess I can't get a (theoretical, due to gender) chubby over a dummy.
mike: that's what i thought...it sounded like he was just regurgitating(sp?) what other people said...that and he seemed didn't seem geniune in his reason for liking to out people...something about it just didn't seem right
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I only read his post on Jake Gyllenhaal. It was maddeningly uninformative, so I don't think I'd trust what he has to say about anyone else.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:30pm.
I have to respectfully disagree with you on Pujols.
I have seen both men up close at games(when McGuire still played) and Albert is a large man, but no where near the size of Mark.
There has never been any rumors of Pujols using steroids here in St. Louis or nationally that I am aware of.
These days anything is possible, but it also possible that there are some actually talented ballplayers who aren't roiding themselves up.
I thought maybe that blind might be about A-Rod, too. I don't think it's fugly Dork Jeter - I often hear about what a man-whore he is with women and I even know of a girl he was dating (no one I actually know - just some relative of a co-worker). So I don't think that BI is about fugly-ass, STD-infested Jeter.
A-Rod is absolute dripping with delicious gorgeous hotness - it would just figure that he is gay!
mike: i thought that u had gone over to that ianundercover site...that guy's saying that A-rod had sexy times orgy-style possibly with some teammates...where was the blind item from and what did it say? none of the major sports sites i've seen are picking it up...(yes, i watch organized sports, in fact, i'm pumped about march madness)
Manny doesnt strike me as someone that cares for the rules so im sure he used.
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Yeah but Manny also doesn't strike me as someone that plays follow the leader either. He kind of marches to the beat of a different drummer. I can't see him feeling pressured into doing that kind of shit. It would be a sad day if that were the truth.