True Love Always Dies
Okay, who guessed that Peaches Geldof's marriage would only last a long six months? I was out of the divorce pool after their 1-day anniversary. I figured it would be one of those 24-hour bugs. Well, if you guessed six months, then reward yourself by getting obliterated and marrying a stranger! Don't worry, you can divorce them in the morning. Getting hitched and then getting divorced a quick minute later is fun! It's the world's pastime.
So, yeah, 19-year-old Rotten Peaches and 24-year-old Max Drummey announced their marriage is done DONE done after only six months. The hipster twats with faces like popped pimples married last August in Las Vegas after only knowing each other a month.
They issued this ridiculous statement to the BBC. Actually, just roll your eyes a hundred times and pretend you read it. Okay, here it is anyway: "After much soul-searching we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways. Our parting is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other immensely. There were no other people involved in this decision and we both look forward to a future as good friends."
Damn, their "soul searching" expedition probably lasted a hot second. They both realized they don't have any souls to search. I shouldn't say that. I'm sure they tried they hardest to make it work. He wrote her a touching ballad about how much he loved her gold American Apparel leggings or something like that. It still wasn't enough.
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So the vapid and the vacuous couldn't make it last. Wow what a surprise.
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:03pm.
OK, thanks. So she's shuffled off the mortal coil? (I just love doing that... sorry.)
@sheeps:
Paula Yates died eight or nine years ago (of a heroin overdose if I remember correctly).
Isn't Peaches' mum deceased? No more? Gone to join the choir invisible?
I hope someone pissed in that drink for her.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Her sister is named Fifi Trixibelle or some shit. And the other one that Paula Yates had with Michael H. is almost as bad. Princess Something Tigerlily.
Paula Yates was a whacked-out junkie. She probably saw the names floating in the wallpaper designs and took it as a sign from God.
go to daily mail uk andthey have more details.. she sounds truly horrid as a person and I sort of feel sorry for the guy if there is any truth to the story. She's annoying and apparently plenty of people hate her. Her sister Fifi (ahhh) seems the only normal one. I think she is the only cute one too (heavier but def. cute).
I hope no one calls him 'Sir Bob'. Makes me roll my eyes. It's not a title by birth, please.
Nice hickey, Max. KLASSY!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Saint Bob, WTF happened to your kid?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:20am.
I am truly under the moon about this breakup.
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OMG I did a job yesterday and afterwards they said they were "over the moon". It was SO hard to keep myself from saying, "Bitch, please! Did you just say 'over the moon'???"
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by LuxLuv on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:56am.
I just want to know - why the name Peaches
IT WENT THERE FROM SOME FUCKER WHO DECIDED HE GODDAMN LOVED PRODUCE. SO THERE IT GOES. ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED TO FIGURE OUT. SOME MOTHERFUCKER DECIDED THEY LIKE A PEACH AND STARTED NAMING THEIR FUCKING KIDS AFTER FRUITS. LIKE FUCKING APPLE AND ORANGE. GODDAMN. I COULD GO ON FOR FUCKING EVER.
When she divorces crack, then the healing can truly begin
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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who are these people and why should we care?
Geldof wrote an autobiography called, "Is That It" in the late 1980s which talks about all of that, his upbringing, the whole music scene for him in those early years, to Live Aid. It's actually pretty good. He had quite a life, beyond the usual stuff written elsewhere.
Omg. Just saw her on milllionaire dating site """"" M i l l i o n a i r e f r i e n d s . com""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
@Snippy: Ah, well. That explains it then. Thanks for information.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:56am.
I just want to know - why the name Peaches?
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Paula Yates has a preoccupation with American Southern Belles, hence the names Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof and Fifi Trixibelle Geldof. Although Fifi is after Bob's Aunt Fifi, who had a part in his upbringing.
Wow! Six months... In famous time thats almost as many as dog years... Not all bad really.
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@Jiggy: Well now-! Thank you for the compliment! What a great way to start off the day.
All the animals in my house have normal names - none of that weird-name bullshit for THEM!
We've had a Josie, a Katie, an Ernest... Oh and a Brandi. Staffordshire Terriers, Boxer, and one little Pom Mix. The Pom was the Alpha dog, BTW.
We had a cat once too but he passed on to that Great Litterbox in the Sky. He used to beat up the pom-mix, lil' fucker..
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
I wish Ms. Peaches Geddof-Dummey good luck in all her future endeavours.
I am truly under the moon about this breakup.
@ Luxluv---
I have a cat named Earl, but I'm immediately changing said cat's name to "Kevin" in your honor.
Great suggestion. Ur a hot bitch. xo
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you may have to mail your rocket science degree back to that special college.
I just want to know - why the name Peaches? What the fuck is wrong with people who give their offspring names like this (Peaches, Apple, Bronx Mowgli, etc)? I'd be willing to bet they wouldn't name their pets fucky shit like that. Their pets probably have normal-sounding names like 'Kevin' and 'Chloe'...
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Getting married is great. It's BEING married that can suck.
So it was "starter" marriage for these kids - I had one of those myself. Marriage #2 has lasted over 20 years though, I'm happy to report.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
There should be some clause that makes twats like this have to stay together forever and suffer, that'd learn 'em!
Apparently, she married him for the visa so she could live in NY for college etc. Does that mean we'll be getting her back then? Oh lord.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Poor Bob Geldof. Probably thought he'd pawned this right wing fanatic daughter off to another country, but she's headed home.
Why would any stupid slut throw their life away to get married at 18? You might as well ask for divorce to hit you in the face. I can't nor want to imagine marriage that young.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
"Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:38pm.
Why do the nitwits on the religious right waste so much time yelling about gay marriage being a threat to traditional marriage and the family when it is clearly idiots like THIS who are the ones to blame???"
LOL, so true!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:51am.
What are the odds a drummer's true last name is Drummey?
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I think it's called nomanitive determinism or something like that. Where your name determines your personality or profession.... sheeps.
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
This has probably been said before, but her head is fucking enormous.
What are the odds a drummer's true last name is Drummey? Or was it preordained he'd end up a percussionist? I mean, look at Gary Glitter.
Nice freakin hickey...
http://www.BringBackTheStache.com
who are these people and why do they look so bruised and dirty...6 months and it's over...they must've ran out of coke...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:14pm.
WHY IS HER HEAD SO BIG???? It ain't normal. She got a head shaped like a butternut squash on steroids. WHY? WHY?
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with a little sauce as a lubricant I'm sure you could fit in in your mouth.
then again, the scalp does bleed like a sonofabitch doesn't it?
huh huh look at me trying to tell grandma how to suck eggs!
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:14pm.
WHY IS HER HEAD SO BIG???? It ain't normal. She got a head shaped like a butternut squash on steroids. WHY? WHY?
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LOL i see what u mean.Why? it's an unknown-unknown you know.
thank god i don't know who either of these people are...they look repulsive.
Why do the nitwits on the religious right waste so much time yelling about gay marriage being a threat to traditional marriage and the family when it is clearly idiots like THIS who are the ones to blame???
WHY IS HER HEAD SO BIG???? It ain't normal. She got a head shaped like a butternut squash on steroids. WHY? WHY?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG this guy totally looks like Peaches father! Go to YouTube and watch the "I Don't Like Mondays" video if you don't believe me. This is some weird shit for sure, marrying a younger version of your dad. Ick. No wonder it was doomed to failure.
that chick is fug. is she raisin face's secret love child or what?
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This one time in gym class I was hit in the neck with a volleyball. The bruise looked like a hickey. Yeah dad, that's what happened.
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:29pm
OH PLEASE. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY GODDAMN FUCKING HEART. DONT LET ME HEAR YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE THAT. GODDAMN. ILL BE FUCKING AWAY FOR A WEEK BUT JUST KNOW I AM FUCKING GODDAMN THINKING OF YOU. BYE. GODDAMN FUCK.
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AW, SHWEET! Have a good vaycay, Cholly, we whores will miss YOUR GODDANM FUCKING ASS! ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
GREAT, she's ugly like a mutherfucker!!
Bitch can stop a clock.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:29pm
OH PLEASE. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY GODDAMN FUCKING HEART. DONT LET ME HEAR YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE THAT. GODDAMN. ILL BE FUCKING AWAY FOR A WEEK BUT JUST KNOW I AM FUCKING GODDAMN THINKING OF YOU. BYE. GODDAMN FUCK.
IM GOING TO GODDAMN FUCKING CLEARWATER BEACH FOR A WEEK AND TAKING ALONG THE FUCKING MRS. WE WILL GO SHELLING EVERY FUCKING MORNNING AND GET DRUNK ON BEERS STEAKS AND GROUPER EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING DAY AND HAVE A GOOD BREAKFAST AND READ THE GODDAMN FUCKING BIBLE EVERY NIGHT.
Charles, I too would like to blow the heads off some dealers because my neighborhood is filthy with 'em. Can't even go to the laundrette and do my Sunday washing without having see some cocksucking dealer doing a deal. Last week it there some kid who had locked himself up in the restroom for half an hour smoking crack. I got so pissed I kicked in the door. Scared the shit out of the little fucker.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
What on earth are you bunnies doing in here ???
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:25pm.
@TIGELILLY
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MY CHOLLY DOESN'T LURVE ME ANYMORE!!! *sobbing uncontrollably on Cholly's keyboard...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
* backing slowly out the door*
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:15pm.
@TIGELILLY
YA I KNOW I KNOW I GOT REAL FUCKING GODDAMN UPSET. AND NOW I HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING CAT LAYING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND SHIT LIKE FUCKING THAT. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO FUCKING MOVE THE CAT OFF. MOTHERFUCKER. NEVERTHELESS I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE GODDAMN FUCKING DAY I CAN BLOW THE HEAD OFF A FUCKING DRUG DEALER WHO COMES AROUND GODDAMN FUCKING HERE.
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Oh, Cholly. Don't be upset...I send you an innocent tiger kiss and a flying spaghetti monster (I've become quite fond of those recently)...oh, and a bong hit???? I keed, I keed...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...