Fishy's GOOP Might Be A Copycat

Her husband rips of material too..it must run in the family.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Fishy goop.

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Madonna dreamt up this little media manipulation so people would feel sorry for Paltrow. It is just too over the top for a grown woman to be saying about Gwyn. Has the stink of Madge all over it.

he is lying again

xoxox

The war isn't working.

CHRIS mARTIN is on 60 minutes.. right now
so grandma knows now...

xoxox

The war isn't working.

This bitch plagarizes, her husband plagarizes, really do you expect anything else from two of the most annoying people in the world?

Everything about Gwyneth is annoying, beginning with her name. In 1972 Upstairs/Downstairs had an episode with a new Welsh housemaid named Gwyneth. I bet that's where Blythe got the idea from.

My theory is that because I'm of (mostly) Northern European ancestry, I should stick to herbs that are native to that part of the world. I don't bother with Chinese herbs or South American herbs. Each part of the world has a sedative herb, or a digestive, or what have you. I'm going to use chamomile, not kava kava. I feel the same way about alcohol. I drink wine or vodka, not tequila.

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Hekki, that is fucking brilliant.

I like to stick to my battered old paperback, " A Minnesota Doctor's Home Remedies For Common and Uncommon Ailments (published in 1960). I swear by that thing. It's practically falling apart, but the "treatments" work. I have an eastern European Grandmother... She does nothing but herbs. She gives me the stink-eye if I eat an Excedrin.

"Ddddddrugs! Vey bahd for you! You don't take, no NO! Hev theese instead, bebe!" And then she tries pass off some garlic-y/cabbage junk. I have jars of her garlic/cabbage/shredded carrot conncoctions.

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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.

between the two of them, I think they both diarreah from the detox more in a week than i have in my whole life.

Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!

Submitted by angel_i: "It's much easier, too, on the body to just be gentle with it."

Absolutely!

I think all that detox stuff and fad diet stuff is way harsh on the system, too. It's just as bad as going on a bender.

I also agree with you on the herb thing. I'll stick with the tried and true that my mom or grandma used. Just because it's the latest thing (acai, anyone?) doesn't mean squat to me.

My theory is that because I'm of (mostly) Northern European ancestry, I should stick to herbs that are native to that part of the world. I don't bother with Chinese herbs or South American herbs. Each part of the world has a sedative herb, or a digestive, or what have you. I'm going to use chamomile, not kava kava. I feel the same way about alcohol. I drink wine or vodka, not tequila.

Stop calling her fishy, Michael K. Annnnd, she was *always* into macrobiotic and all the other healthy crap. It's nothing new for her. Team Gwynnie!

YA WELL IT DOESNT SURPISE ME A WHOLE LOT BECAUSE THE CHICK IS A FUCKING BITCH. COME BACK FUCKING GODDAMN TOMORROW WHEN YOU HAVE LIVED IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD AND HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT.

While flicking through the Shiva-Samhita I actually saw reference to Swami Fishy.

Like the greatest of Yogis, Swami Fishy contains the entire cosmos within her being. Fishy asks not why, Fishy asks why not?

Swami Fishi is the light. Perhaps the reason that you people cannot understand the virtues of the Fishy Scrolls is because they do not extol the glory of Jennifer Anus-stone. Listen up JEN HENS: WE ARE NOT ALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR FALSE IDOL.

Fishy is the mongoose and her enemies are the snakes. Snakes who have grown fat on genetically modified meat products, such as the pig-goats that I freed a few months back. Like all snakes, they move through stealth.

Jen Hans drive me nuts. WHy don't you just stay in Jen threads and leave me the hell alone?JEN JEN JEN - get overite.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

"Chris Martin, the utmost gentleman"...haha! She soooooooo didn't meet them!!

Submitted by patty cake on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:17pm.

u wanna detox?
eat a choco bar of xlax and swallow a couple of tablesoons of IPECAC... you wont have anything left in your system forever. It will only take about 2 hours ,, you'll feel like dying and then voila' DETOXED baby

===LOL - Have you seen the episode of Family Guy when Peter Griffin gives everyone Ipecac including the dog? Funny and gross at the same time.

one last thing
she is just like that jessica seinfeld bitch that stole that babyshitfood cookbook.
Rich bitches with connections...that's all..they actually do believe it is their idea..and then all their personal ass lickers verify their lies... and then they hire expensive people to argue their "truth" and then they win... and its magically theirs. I have seen it a million times. I know a agents wife who put out a book of how to eat skinny or some shit and its the crap in the 70's my friends and I did when we were 13...air popped popcorn with parm cheese or cinnamon...all those anorexic food tricks... She only left out the best laxatives list. She is a fatty anyhow and had the same trainer as I did. But her husband is uber powerful and she couldnt get pregnant so she got real busy with her hubby/daddy (same thing for these chics) and voila... magically... she's online, then a book deal, then Ellen and magazines and it all rolls out like a press campaign for a 80 million movie...lots of favors ...now..best selling author. yes...I COULD DIE

xoxox

The war isn't working.

u wanna detox?
eat a choco bar of xlax and swallow a couple of tablesoons of IPECAC... you wont have anything left in your system forever. It will only take about 2 hours ,, you'll feel like dying and then voila' DETOXED baby

xoxox

The war isn't working.

ditto letinstar ditto
ugh the 2 of them belong together

xoxox

The war isn't working.

@grapedrinkbaby:

Wow. So kind of you to say!

and...NP - I'm used to haters, just like anyone else;p It's no skin off my teeth. Every once in a while I might yell about it for second but I don't take anything seriously enough, for a variety of reasons, to ever let it make me really angry - and you guys din't make me feel all yellingy. It's cool:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

is anything about fishy and her music stealing husband, original ideas of their's...of course not...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...

Of course she copied her! Gwyneth doesn't have an original idea in her head. She probably doesn't even cook, just orders from some organic and super-vegan nazi restuarant or grocery and tells the cook how to make it. Goop is something she started so she could share it with her "friends" who think she has such great taste or whatever. She is a class A CUNT!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

I wonder if a lawsuit comes about it will be buried like the copyright lawsuit against Jessica Seinfeld? *coughpayoffcough*

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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease

Her husband ripping off Joe Satriani and now this. I'm so sure she ripped her off. That address on her website, 7 World Trade Center is a lie, too!

http://sickitten.com/

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:47pm.
I swear my husband gets this intense look of goofy contentment whenever he barbecues or gets into the dirt.
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I can top you...my undercover redneck husband just put on $150 dollars worth of high tech fishing gear to go fishing...i haven't seen him in two days because the sun came out...he even put on those convertible pants where the bottoms zip off to make shorts...why do you need these?

i bet gwyneth's hub, chris martin, doesn't wear zip off pants!
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I bet Chris Martin doesn't wear pants at all unless he is on stage. His at home look is a pair of Miss Dreadful Posture's cast off Mary Green silk underpants, and the skirts made from organically grown cotton that Apple HATES. She raids Lourdes' closet for leopard print leggings whenever they visit Miss DP's dear, devoted friend Madonna.

OFF TOPIC: You mentioned Pat Conroy's The Prince of Tides.I've read all but one of his books. IMHO, the best living Southern writers are Florence King and Greg Iles. WHEN
ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE YOUR BOOK?!

I understand the collective dislike for those who use the language of 12 step programs in everyday conversation. An "issue" is a magazine. The best years of my life were spent working in a full-service center for the homeless, poor, or desperate. Listening to neurotic twits always makes me ache for those with serious problems. This is not to say that only certain people or certain problems count; I simply wish more people had a sense of perspective. Drug or alcohol problems have roots in a person's neurochemistry and no amount of "validation" can change that.

My vices are smoking, swearing in four languages, and buying skincare/cosmetics.

I believe Mary, I dont think Fishy ever had an original thought, much less about food.

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i tried to leave a few down-home suggestions on the GOOP site; however, gwynneth has no place for regular people's comments, only the experts

i think that she should consider adding a section for comments to show she appreciates "the common man's" input...it would be very helpful in combatting the latest uppity image that's out there

i got to go visit my "mimi" today...talk to u guys later!!

a great fertilizer is compost "tea" take a cup of finished compost, add some water, and pour on. Its better than anything you can buy. Also, tomatos love a slightly acidic soil with some clay. I can grow tomatoes higher than my head here in co, without adding anything to the ground. I just move them to a new "spot" of unturned soil and poof. I'm with grapedrink. People don't know the meaning of industrious unless you've done without. Socialism made us complete environmentalists.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:11pm.

VANILLA, VANILLA! Yum!: )
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Vanilla glaze: for a small cake or a dozen cupcakes, beat 2-4 tablespoons of unsalted butter with 1-2 cups of sifted confectioner's sugar. (vanilla sugar is great in any form, but it in powdered sugar it makes perfect glazes.) Add 1/4-1/2 teaspon of vanilla extract. Add milk, 1/2 + 1/2, or heavy cream, 1 tablespoon at a time, until you have the desired consistency. For lemon glaze, melt the butter first, combine with 1-2 tablespoons of fresh lemon juice and 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract, then gradually add milk, cream or 1/2 + 1/2.

COOKED VANILLA FUDGE FROSTING:
For a single 9 inch layer cake or 1 dozen cupcakes
1 1/2 cups granulated or superfine sugar (vanilla sugar if you have it.)
1/2 cup milk,light, or heavy cream
1 tablespoon corn syrup.
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 teaspon vanilla extract.

Combine everything in a heavy saucepan except the vanilla extract. Over low-medium heat, whisk until the butter melts. Boil until it reaches 234 F on a candy thermometer, or the soft ball stage. Remove from heat immediately, cool slightly. Add vanilla extract and whick or beat with a hand-held mixer w/a balloon whisk attatchment. If too thick, add a bit more cream or milk. If too thin, add a bit more sifted confect. sugar in 1/4 cup increments. Frost cupcakes by dipping them upside down. Frost a cake the regular way.
If any icing is left over, pour it into a lightly buttered glass dish, chill and eat in the middle of the night.
ENJOY.

@Angel: yeah, you have a very tolerant way about you...you're one of those people that when u write something here, i know you're not writing it to impress people...you're writing it because it's something that you believe to be true...another thing that i like about you is that you always to take time to listen to the other side of an argument before you make any judgement...you show a great deal of restraint...something i admire and wish i had more of!...plus, you're dang funny!

i hope you know i'm kidding you about the detox and organic stuff...you know u can kid me all day long about the redneck stuff!...

i adore you and i'd shank a bitch for u!

I really think that, if you're unfamiliar with an herb you should see a specialist. I got herbs I use all the time in various ways but I've been working with them a long time and I don't add anything new without getting some up-close personal advice about it.

edited. WHAT is with my spelling these days!?! SO many words.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Putas: don't get any sevendust! it is a pesticide. it comes in a powder form. it's prolly not very safe. my dad just used it around the house when he didn't want to buy store rememdies or maybe couldn't afford anything else.

@grapedrink:

My grammy used to make me go to Alateen. Her and my granpa struggled with alcohol (or, more accurately, WWII) and my grammy ran a half-way house for alcoholics (and others, actually) getting back to independence. You know - I liked it a whole lot better than church.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

George Carlin was the best at talking about word inflation and language manipulation

@grape: that's my experience with people in recovery too. the terms only come up in deeper conversation, like discussing specific passages from the big book in terms of what someone is going through. for some reason the "one day at a time" bumper sticker makes no sense to me. if you want to publicize AA, put the phone number on there. otherwise it's no better than "visualize whirled peas."

ubmitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:36pm.

NO! Where can you get this sevendust? I refuse to resign myself to bugs as a part of life in a warm climate. NO! I saw one in the middle of the night when i woke up to pee and now I am scared to do that b/c of that. We get exterminators every so often and the cat is the onyl cat in the world who does not kill bugs it seems. Shiver.s

my husband's in recovery and i go to Alanon (not trying to promote it, it works for us)...we have a no 12-step slang rule in our house...no "keep it simple"...no "one day at a time"...no "it's progress not perfection"...we have both worked at treatment centers, and people learn to regurgitate recovery speak to manipulate other people...i'm always suspicious of the person regurgitating a bunch of stuff they hear on Oprah

On the other hand, if we're talking seriously about somebody with a problem, then talking recovery principles is always allowed...it just seems that people prone to saying those things repeatedly, are usually the ones who talk the talk, but don't walk the walk.

grapedrinkbaby- HA! Oh honey I would love to share some horror stories. Truly. I was stared down at the park with junior- 2 uber hip/organic types (in Scions.. nothing against the cars just both had them) get out and in their nasally unnatural voices (why do parents do that when talking to their kids? Just use regular voice) 'Now we don;t do that!" and the kid is going apeshit and not listening. One kid was bumping me and trying to climb into our parked stroller and even wheeled the fucker off for a few minutes. I am playing with junior trying not to scream. The parents did not say a word and I guess it was self expression. AGHHHHHHHHHH So yeah.

You know, my midwestern relatives would not be down with that. Hell no. They're a little less new agey and a lot more to the point:)

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:40pm.

"TOMATO BLISS: tomatoes still warm from the vine on homemade bread with homemade mayonnaise."
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Ooooh, that's sounds so YUMMY!!!

Here in the great state of Delaware, we have a place called Pfeiffer Orchards. I never knew tomatoes could be so luscious. The smell and taste are glorious.

My favorite breakies is a bagel with a little cream cheese and a lot of tomatoes. Now I'm hungry.

"Detox" works, like so many other things, because you want to think it does. And if you're paying someone $30,000 for a week in a spa so you can shit your brains out, you REALLY want to think that it's working.

Even Dr. Oz, who sometimes appears on Oprah with some really whacky types, has said it doesn't do much of anything for you.

Putas: u just nailed my current biggest pet-peeve...i'm in admin now but i used to be a therapist...if i hear one more person talk about their "issues" over whether little johnny is going to be able to "relate" to the other children in his mommy morning out program, i think i'm gonna lose it...i've stopped using the word issues altogether...i now say problem...i have a "problem" with a co-worker, i don't have an "issue" with a co-worker

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:39pm.
DevilGirl and Cheetah: hell yes and yeehaw! i feel a rebel yell coming on! i

i am the martha stewart of the new south!

i'm gonna start posting on gwyneth's website some down home remedies for detoxing...i'm gonna tool all over her!

you double dog dare me? (yes, another local saying)
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Do it and one of two things will happen:
1. You will be richer than God and happier than a possum eatin' grits.
2. Jeff Foxworthy will love you, but Ernest Matthew Mickler will get riled up, het up, likkered up, and sue until you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to through it out.(Author of the White Trash cooking series.Hilarious)

Charlton gave me White Trash Cooking partly as a joke and partly because my cooking style is half Californian, half Creole. The first time I cooked him dinner everything turned out perfectly EXCEPT that I didn't know how to make gravy for fried chicken. After I poured the olive oil out of the pan through a filter, I asked if I should deglaze the pan with cooking sherry. He took me through it step by step and explained that in the Deep South gravy is served on mashed potatoes AND biscuits when the main course is fried chicken. He kept a straight face. However, months later he completely lost it because I pronounced the word for pig's intestines with three syllables.
WHY is it spelled chitterling?

"Use your words." Yeah, unless the other kid is beating the living crap out of you, another kid, or an animal. Then you can use your fists.

Devilgirl: i'm going to GOOP for awhile to see what i can contributeto her hi-filuting website in the way of detox...of course, i'll recommend tranxene, librium, or suboxone for detox.

the reason why i'm so skeptical about detox is that i tried it one time at a spa, and i didn't feel one bit different, just about 300 bucks lighter in the wallet

Nippy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:43pm.

@grape: Hehe...I hope I didn't sound like I was slamming all hippies :( After all, I'm into my own weird-ass shit. I just can't stand those DAMN HIPPIES who are publicly strident and annoying about it. Keep it at home and stop acting like you walk on water.
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The worst. I am so with you there. And the most self indulgent, annoying psycho babble is when you are listening to these types who are parents and watching them interact at the park. Excessive use of 'validation', 'therapeutic', and 'expressing myself' enough to make me run like my hair was on fire. NO! And these peeps are overly fucking sensitive. Just irritating. TOo easy to parody them though. It's their fault!

I wonder how much Fishsticks spent on the domain goop.com....4-letter domains cost a fortune.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:51pm.

i bet britney and her family could do a GOOP type blog that kept it real!

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What? Like, the calcium content of Velveeta?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Sheeps: heehee...you're dang right that dirty wash water din't hurt you none...you're on here conversating with my pesticideded self bout some intellergent matturs!

i bet britney and her family could do a GOOP type blog that kept it real!

fishfight makes me think of John Cleese and the fish slapping dance on Monty Python:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

I swear my husband gets this intense look of goofy contentment whenever he barbecues or gets into the dirt.
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I can top you...my undercover redneck husband just put on $150 dollars worth of high tech fishing gear to go fishing...i haven't seen him in two days because the sun came out...he even put on those convertible pants where the bottoms zip off to make shorts...why do you need these?

i bet gwyneth's hub, chris martin, doesn't wear zip off pants!