Fantasia Is Trying
You know, I almost didn't know who this bitch was until I saw the sweaty pit drops on her dress and then I shouted, "IT'S FANTASIA!" I'd recognize those bawling pits from across the world! It's her signature and we should all slap our own pits in celebration, because bitch is consistently sweaty. But Fantasia did try to pull her mess together at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party last night in L.A. The dress was a step in the right direction, but bitch should have covered up those prison yard "practice tattoos." I will forgive her for that, because those yellow ass nails take her look to a whole new level of sophistication. They serve a dual purpose though. When Fanny goes to parties, she hates not having all her favorite sauces around while she's eating horsey dervies (that's what she calls them). So now, she can pour dipping sauces into each nail and all her favorite flavors are at her fingertips. Literally!
Whitney Houston was also at Clive's party last night and she sang. As usual, everyone said it was her triumphant return and she sounded glorious. If I took a crack hit for every time I heard that, I'd be as crazy as Bobby Brown. We get it. Whitney is back! And somewhere Jackie Collins is in a room shivering her ass off, because Whit stole her dress.
Below is a bunch of pictures of whores at last night's party. They are, in order: Fanny, Whit, JHud, Katy Perry, Queen Joan Collins, Chelsea Handler.... and... and.... Oh, who gives a fuck! Just click on a picture, say, "TRASH. NEXT!" and then move on to the next one. Repeat. When you get to Kelly Clarkson's picture, you might want to whisper your insult, because if bitch hears you, she might tackle your ass down.
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did anyone mention how kelly clarkson is one biscuit away from being...the new jessica simp?
not sure who the last chick is but i'm now glad i don't...
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Submitted by gia on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:38am.
Funny, I just got to dlisted and saw your reply from yesterday! You are right. If you've seen photos of her family, Jennifer will spend her life fighing the fat.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 6:55pm
You are right in general about "the bigger the career, the smaller the body".
However, maybe the senseless murders of her mother, brother, and nephew made Jennifer lose her appetite.
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Yeah, I did consider that, but lots of people eat when they are depressed too & I think I remember she looked a lot heavier than she had been looking in the month following the murders...She seemed to have dropped this weight rather quickly...There are rumors about her getting married soon, so I think her weight loss could possibly have something to do with that as well.
Wow, most of these bitches look like plastic dolls.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
The video for My Life Would Suck Without You shows a pretty slimmed down Clarkson. So how on earth has she managed to gain so much weight in the time in between filming that video and now?
I think the problem with Perry's hair isn't that she needs bangs/fringe so much as she either needs to fix that hairline or cover it up a little by not having the hair go straight up. Wouldn't even be so noticeable if there was less contrast between skintone and hair color. But it's distracting.
Submitted by Nova on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 9:07pm.
...Both have ugly facial bone structure, and both would look right serving pancakes in a diner on route 66.
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That's gold! You old Darwinian theorist you!
Is true but!!
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bitch's mouth needs a zip code
eat my dust
That is a whole bunch of fug.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Fantasia does look better with her hair like that. A little longer is more flattering.
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Whitney is the only one with the true talent in that bunch.
Katy Perry is someone who NEEDS bangs/fringe. And the old Hollywood hair is not working on her. Also, as much as I'd die for her body, I think she's too curvaceous for that dress.
Duffy is just weird looking.
Katy Perry actually looks gorgeous - love the dress. Duffy looks beat in that photo! Wonder if she looks that bad in other shots.
Fantasia is disgusting starting with her gaping mouth, nasty armpits, droopy tubular tits. Miley's dress is gorgeous. Miley and Carrie just look too country in their faces. Sorry but there is no ''pedigree'' to their look. Both have ugly facial bone structure, and both would look right serving pancakes in a diner on route 66.
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*None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free-goethe*
Th only thing about Kelly Clarkson, for me, is the howling. I wish she'd be done with that, already. O yeah - and she needs a stylist, dude.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I think Miley's dress is AMAHZING. It's so gorgeous, I wonder who the designer is??? Looks like a Versace for some reason. Why the hell does Kelly Chipmunk-Cheeks Clarkson look so constipated?!? She looks terribly bloated, like she just finished a gigantic meal from Quiznos and then decided to slip her chunky self into a bright ice blue dress. LOL. Fantasia...girl, you look HORRENDOUS. Why the FUCK is this chick's mouth so wide open?!? Girlfriend looks like she's ready to swallow fellow songstress Rihanna whole. LOL. Those hideous tattoos and ashy knees aren't doing her ANY justice, either.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Ok. NO. I have to speak on this shit. This is a mess. This shit looks like a broke azz mother/daughter beauty pageant DEEP in TX. Dont these bitches make $100,000 plus a year? DO BETTER.
1. Fantasia. Prison Break is not your true story. Stop marking your body up. please.
2. Whitney, you look like Rihanna. How many people did you hire to pull ur face back. GOT DAYUM.
3. Kelly Clarkson. Would it have killed you to run a brush thru that shit. Seriously. I know your anti-glam but this is basic hygiene.
4. Taylor Swift. You must have know what a wreck these other bitches would be before u left the house wearing that.I'm on the fence about that dress but, You still look great compared to these bitches.
5. CARRIE UNDERWOOD. YOU LOOK LIKE TAMMY FAYE. LESS IS MORE.
6. Smiley "achy breaky" Cyrus. Next time you go shopping for a dress and you plan to take your mom w/you, Leave some money in the budget for her to get a dress too. She should have stayed in the car with that on. p.s. the Veneers are on point.
DREADFUL!!!! UGH!
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re Vivienne: "Miley, sit your young ass down, please. I am so tired of looking at your chipmunk face. Also, the Jonas Brothers are as gay as they come and I will be glad when their time is up. I am sick to death of this teeny bop shit."
LMAO and AMEN. My teenager doesn't even like this teenybopper shit. Who the hell watches these idiots?
Chris Brown facing battery charges after alleged roughing up "date" in back of limo after a pre grammy party.
Just heard it on the TV after being away for the better part of the day so I'm sure it's old news, but had to run here and see if it's true...Anyone?
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Has Chelsey had some work done? Her eyes look sort of cat-like...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Can someone explain to me why Fantasia is still even relevant?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
yes Whitney, work it girl :)
Carrie Underwood...red carpet...Seacrest on E! Hot!
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Submitted by gia on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:49pm.
You are right in general about "the bigger the career, the smaller the body".
However, maybe the senseless murders of her mother, brother, and nephew made Jennifer lose her appetite.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jennifer and Kelly should just tell everyone who rags on them about their weight to STFU!
When those other people can sing as well as they can, THEN they can comment about the weight, as if that were important.
Fantasia looks less trasher than usual, but still looks a mess. Maybe it is those tats. They don't look good on Angelina and they don't look good on you. I really can't get with women putting big ass tattoos all over their bodies and then having the nerve to try and pull off dresses like these(i.e Angelina Jolie)
Miley, sit your young ass down, please. I am so tired of looking at your chipmunk face. Also, the Jonas Brothers are as gay as they come and I will be glad when their time is up. I am sick to death of this teeny bop shit.
Taylor Swift has one of those faces where I can't decide if she is pretty or ugly.
Damn, Kelly. Chick has some big ass arms. LOL. But, she can sing her ass off. So what if she doesn't have a killer body, she has talent and that is more than I can say for some of the singers out today.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I really dont understand my seering, teeth grinding hate for Katy Perry.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
I knew from day one that this stupid tattoo fad would not last. What are these bitches going to do when it's no longer in style?
Whitney 'aint NEVER gonna be "back".Fanny's teefs are STILL off.Plus she needs to lose the tatts & botox the pits...& find a personal trainer.Fanny J-Hud & K.Clarkson should just start a AMERICAN IDOL
BOOTCAMP.Rihanna is NOT hot.
I am so over Rihanna...she is EVERYWHERE. I don't who I dislike more, her or Beyonce.
Chelsea Handler: I'd give that a good thumpin'.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:44pm.
Brilliant. I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of pilfering that statement AND editing it slightly.
Nice to see a proper use of a colon for a change.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. {Z Stardust}
Katy Perry's face freaks me the fuck out. Her eyes are all wonky or something. Yeesh.
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"I'll fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!"
IM TRYING TO GODDAMN FUCKING COUNT THE NUMBER OF TEETH IN THAT BITCHES MOUTH BUT EVERY FUCKING TIME I TRY TO COUNT ONE MORE VODKA SCREWS ME FUCKING UP.
I am not surprised J-Hud lost weight, she is just following the celeb formula...The bigger your career, the smaller you have to become...They all give in to the thin sooner or later. Kelly Clarkson, being the the exception of course...She was always a little bigger than most celebs, but she looks like she is seriously starting to lose control over it.
Fanny's mouth makes me feel a little queasy. ICK.
I can't believe some of these people paid money to look like they do.
Carrie Morningwood's hair is insane. And why has she attached tree branches to her eyes?
A false lash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I must say that Carrie Underwood gives me major wood.
Isn't the Jo-bros 15 mins up yet?
Carrie Underwire has nice legs.
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Submitted by ToddIsMe on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:27pm.
WTF is going on with Carrie Underwoods hair?
Forget her hair, what's going on with her face? All that make up makes her look like a tranny.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by ToddIsMe on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:26pm.
---Lack of space between the eyes (hypotelorism) and big gums (gum hypertrophy).
Billy-Rae Syndrome.
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Slumdog won the BAFTAS, Kate Winslet got best actress. Mickey Rourke best actor for playing himslef.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:22pm.
Want me to drop by the Roots shop and see if I can find a fanny pack with their logo on it?
==And I'll send you a XXXX Beer muscle shirt in return.
Submitted by ToddIsMe on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:26pm.
Miley's dress is amazing. Her face on the other hand...
---Lack of space between the eyes (hypotelorism) and big gums (gum hypertrophy).
Billy-Rae Syndrome.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:07pm.
LOL. Glad to know about Fanny in Oz-speak.
I once made the uber-gaff of saying "I'm stuffed" in London. Baaaaad mistake.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:22pm.
Want me to drop by the Roots shop and see if I can find a fanny pack with their logo on it?
:D
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
WTF is going on with Carrie Underwoods hair?
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Miley's dress is amazing. Her face on the other hand...
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Submitted by Iffy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:20pm.
LOL@ Louis Vuitton having dibs on Sheryl Crow's skin!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:07pm.
Hey Ho! You can drag my ass into your snark anyday on any topic.
That said, I have never seen a mouth as big as Fanny's in my life.
==Funny Fanny. Did you know that "Fanny" means vagina in Aus? We don't sell no "fanny packs" downunder. No siree. Fanny is rude.