Is Saint Angie Jo Actually Wearing COLOR?!!?
The angels in heaven have gathered around in a prayer circle, because if St. Angie is wearing color, this must mean something is about to happen. They are preparing! Even the chick behind Angie Jo thinks something in the milk ain't clean about this shit. Yes, it's just a teensy shot of yellow, but Angie usually wears bland ass hospital gowns, so this is mind boggling. I bet you the dress was really all black, but when Angie stepped outside, the sun popped out and busted a load all over her because it was so fucking excited. That's probably what happened.
Here's St. Angie and whiserky Bradley Pitt at the BAFTAs (aka another awards show for them to win shit at) in London tonight. You know, Angie's dress would look a lot fucking better if it was on Jerry Hall circa 1979.
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The body language between these two is really bad! I give then another year...
What does BAFTA stand for? Bad Actors Fucking Trying Acting??
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
So close. She had to fuck it up with the awkward length and the boring ass shoes. And the hair. Blech.
Maybe it's on backwards.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Angie, stop wearing this old-fashioned dresses. Start to wear some hot leather clothes. Than you will be hot, hot, hot. I bet, Brad likes it too. It will be better for you. You are young enough for hot clothes. And at second: try to get some pounds on your hips. You really need it
She looks pissed as usual. And poor Brad. She has totally sucked the life out of him.
I really hate them, but I must say I do really like her dress, it's a major improvement from the old lady shit she's been trying to pull off. As much as I cant stand her I cant deny that I find her face stunning, it angers me to no end that she usually always looks amazing. Brad looks like a smarmy, smug, arrogant bastard these days. Is he trying to look all old Hollywood or something? They just look like horrible people to me.
She looks like a traffic sign.
She could do alot better.
On the E Fashion Police they gave her a pass for the hospital gown, saying she could wear a flour sack and look good. They know if they diss her they won't get an interview on the red carpet. Whores.
ZOMBIE HANDS!!!!!!!!
@Submitted by ccco on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:32am.
of course she needs a damn stylist but my guess is she's not getting one. I'm thinking all the latest unfortunate, at least in our eyes, dress choice are yet another desperate attempts to prove that she's better than the rest of them.
Celebrities, I mean. Why would she bother with picking a flattering dress when she's got 1000000000 kids to adopt. She's above all that petty shit, shalow competition. She is a Mother Earth, for fuck's sake!!!
I can't stand these two but in defense of body language, etc, I have seen on other website videos of these red carpet moments and it looks annoying as hell...the stars stand there for what seems like an eternity and just gaze from one side of the room to the other for the photographers.
Out of hundreds of pix that may be taken, not every one is going to show them laughing or looking happy together but overall they look...well, they just look SUPER uncomfortable...uncomfortable with themselves and maybe even each other.
Maybe they look tense because they knew they are going to be losers yet again at ANOTHER awards show...
And with all their money and "A list" status...couldn't ANYONE have picked a better a dress for her to wear?? Seriously...the girl needs a stylist like yesterday!
oh nooooooooooooooo where is the Holie hand on Braddy's stomach pose and the The That Is The Funniest thing I Ever Heard Holie hyena laugh pose.
Ok believe it or not, last night I actually was able to post some shit over at JJ ( I had been banned months ago). I was hitting the loons hard and without vulgarity. They could barely muster up anything more than calling me a hag. I was psyched. Then this morning I clock in over at JJ and find that about 4 of my posts are awaiting moderation!!? How the hell do you leave my comments up for hours and then the next day you finally realize I'm not part of the cult and Jared takes them off? It's just f*cking bizarre the way he protects that thread!
nice scarf!
Damn, her fingers look like she's got The Arther (as my mom calls her arthritis). Bitch could take an eye out with one of those clavicles.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Gotta love Jill at Just Jolie. The way she defends her loved objects is touching.
Jill @ 02/09/2009 at 2:04 am EmileeaFawnmy @ 02/09/2009 at 1:46 am
They won nothing. Brads pic won for make up and visual effects. They won nothing in the USA either. They sure don’t look in love. Can’t stand these two. ******.
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It cracks me up the way you hags keep saying “They didn’t win” to hide the fact that Fugly will never get close to a nomination, never mind an award.
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Out of hundreds of movies released every year, only five films and five actors and actresses are nominated. The nomination in itself is a great honor. Something Aniston will never get near in her life.
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You keep saying that hun, an honour to be nominated and lose, time and time and time again.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
OK, I don't hate the dress and/or hair do. Not great but compared to the last few fuck ups, great improvement. I little lippy wouldn't hurt but let's face facts, nothing on earth could get rid of the bitch face. Holy Holies woman would it kill you to smile? I watched the show- overjoyed natch that they won fuck all- and she looked like she was sitting on spikes. Miserable. Also her arms looked like pipe cleaners. As for Bradders, he looks like a drunk with an unsavoury history with children.He was never my type, too bland but he was a god compared to the shell of a man he's become. Yet, over a JJ they are the happiest couple on earth. Can't wait for split, will set aside a whole day to watch the loonies melt down.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Just read on another site how Pitt went out drinking before the BAFTAs and left her alone in the hotel. Check out the body language, she doesn't look too happy does she? She can't even be bothered to try to keep up the pretence any more.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:29pm.
I'm so fucking sick of this attention whores, you know Adoptalina only went out today because is Aniston's B-day and they wanted to take the attention away from her.
PS: I'm not a fan of Aniston either.
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are you fucking serious? it was the baftas and she was nominated for lead actress...!! this hatred equals the insanity of brangeloons...
but no you're right... every fart and burp pretensiouslina does is because she knows maniston breathes air!! and every shit/piss she makes is because she knows the flush water will get filtered into the sea, condense to a rain cloud, fall into drink reservoirs and finally be drunk by maniston. that must be it!!!
That dress is upside down !
Wow. They look like crap. It must stress a person's body to be so pretentious every second of the day.
Well done tatoos are not trashy. When they look like her's or Fantasia's, they become trashy. I've seen better tats on Smoking Gun's "best" mugshots....
And I'm soooo happy she'll get to keep her cuntface going when Winslet takes home yet another trophy...the Oscar. And she'll have to sit there while that Benjamin Button er, BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT! wins all it deserves...nothing.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I give her props for being able to go with such little makeup,she does have nice skin.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That's the best she's looked in....a while. She desperately needs help though, b/c the look still isn't great. The dress is too linear for her hair to be like that and the length of the dress is a little off, at least it makes her look like she has some curves.
Lol, he use the scarf to wipe the tears of embarrassment he gets from being seen with "it".
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Who picks her clothes?
And, does Brad use that scarf to wipe his dick or something?
Santa Angelia's 'starving chicken' legs strike again.
LOL! What the fuck is "it" wearing. Poor Stu-pitt your life has turned into one big fat joke.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
she's doing that Dynasty thing again. she needs to go balls out '80s
She's got the "ready to rumble" face becaue she probably read this :
Brad Pitt's friends suspect he still has feelings for ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
'The Curious case of Benjamin Button' star is reportedly feeling increasingly unhappy in his relationship with Angelina Jolie, and often reminisces about his relationship with Jennifer.
A source told National Enquirer magazine: "The way Brad talks about Jennifer is enough to make his drinking buddies wonder that maybe, after all this time, he wishes he hadn't broken up with her.
"I'll bet he's secretly lusting after her as she turns 40. She's sexier than ever. Surely he had more than a twinge of jealously when she got back with John Mayer.
"You get the feeling Brad knows he could always be himself around Jennifer."
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I hate to admit it but there always seems to be a hint of truth to the Enquirer stories.
Awwwwww, she's just trying to get his attention by giving him the "sexy-bitch that could kill you with a karate chop" look from Mr. & Mrs. Smith - so she can....you know.....get him interested again.......Actually I hope for the kids sake they can pull these shananagins off. Still wanna smack them though!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
You know, Angie's dress would look a lot fucking better if it was on Jerry Hall circa 1979.
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I think Angie's trying for the Bild Lilli look circa 1955 (made out of white plastic, 3 inch waist, perpetually blank expression etc.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bildlilli.jpg
re Angelica: "Now he just squints at everyone, and she makes bitch face all the time. They just look miserable. Why don't they go away to their next 50 room mansion and hide from each other -- and more importantly - hide from US!"
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You said it, sistah.
She actually looks a little better in these pictures. Usually, she looks awful on the red carpet and botox to death. But, I will never understand the interest in them. They seem to be SO boring. Ppl are always talking about her amazing personality but when I watch her giving interviews on the red carpet, I don't see it. Brad has never been interesting to me and I have always thought he was dumb as hell. Have never went for the brainless pretty boys.
That whole trip to Thailand is starting to make sense: They are up for another award and need more publicity. I guess the twins second debut wasn't enough. I will admire these two for their humanitarian efforts when they don't suddenly make trips to third world countries when 1)they are up for an award; 2)aren't trying to deflect bad press; or 3)they have a movie that's about to drop.
Sidenote: I am willing to bet anybody they paid off that body guard. Notice how we haven't heard anything about it. If they didn't have anything to hide, they wouldn't have felt the need to do that. I think their relationship has run its course.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I do not like the dress. Yellow, white, and green are her best color choices. Other than that she usually has good choices in gray, black, brown.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
*None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free-goethe*
brad wants to run for his life, but it's just too late...i find these two so boring...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
That guy from US weekly, the skinny guy who's name I forget -- Ken (?), was on the red carpet of the Grammy's talking to Seacrest about Chris Brown. He scooped the story. Apparently it is causing some Grammy drama because both Brown and Rihanna were due to be there this evening and now they had to rush around and reschedule some of the performances, etc.
When Ken (I'm pretty sure that's his name) was first speaking, it didn't sound like Chris Brown was being investigated for assaulting Rihanna, but it's sure sounding that way now.
As for Angie & Brad... Meh. He never looks happy with her anymore. They don't even make that "signature" pose anymore. The one where she "glows" up at him to show us how IN LOVE with him she is. Now he just squints at everyone, and she makes bitch face all the time. They just look miserable. Why don't they go away to their next 50 room mansion and hide from each other -- and more importantly - hide from US!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
I lover her in color.
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Her mother certainly was no pillar of motherhood considering she allowed her to play with knives and allowed a boyfriend of AJ's to move in and sleep with her as a teenager!
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That is so true! Her mother was just wrong in the way she was raised and then again she was a druggie (and may still be) and a cutter and she seems to treat other women like crap - so no her mother doesn't seem like a bastion of good motherhood that's for sure.
It's so funny reading these comments. I think she is gross, but I actually like the dress - but the style looked better on Anne Hathaway. This dress on skeletina, the length is wrong for her, but overall I like it.
Ah, now this is attire perfect for a Queen Bee and her drone! I'm sure the gossip hounds are a-BUZZ with chatter about this dress.
And I'm sure QB and Drone Boy are repeating this to themselves to get through the night as quickly as possible:
"Be it ever so bumble there's no place like comb."
YELLOW BLACK BANANA STUFFED TENNIS CANS OK WOW TOILET BATS EXPLODE ON POLYESTER AND TURN IN CIRCLE OK MAKE CARLA DO THE WITCH EYES AT MUSTACHE OF PREVERT BRAD TIMES OK WOW
Topanga: just read where it may not be the first time CB went to beating on his woman...RiRi gonna call some of her alien friends to laser his weewee off
is it true that comedies tend to do better when economic times are worse?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 02/08/2009 -
she's covering the fugliest part of her chicken legs. Wonder if she some calf implants?
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Makes you hungry, don't it?
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Pssht...NO! Gah...just cuz I used the words 'chicken' and 'calf' in a sentence, you automatically think...Geez...some people...*rolling tiger eyes*....
Ok, well, it makes me kinda hungry....What? Chickens and calves are tasty! *tiger tummy growling*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think she looks good!
In 1983.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:54pm.
Well I guess we will see if Chris Brown can run it.
Rihanna should have pulled out her Umbrella-ella-ella and beat his ass with it till he had No Air
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I saw "He Just Not That Into You" last night...I thought it was really good. Good for Jennifer having two number 1 movies in a row...no wonder Angie Voight looks constipated.
Oh good gravy, IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO PULL A LOOK TOGETHER!
Why can't SHE do it??? EVAH!
The FLDS hair-do, a dress from the Dynasty collection, circa 1982 and wtf with the shoes?
FAIL, FAIL, FAIL!!!!
And really Brad, the scarf?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Moviegoers were into He's Just Not That Into You.
The romantic comedy earned $27.5 million, according to studio estimates from box office tracking firm Nielsen EDI.
BOX OFFICE CHART: See how your favorite films fared this weekend
The haul was $7 million more than expected and gave star Jennifer Aniston her second straight No. 1 film, after December's Marley & Me.
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OK so now I get why she has the " I want to drop kick Brad in the balls look" going on. On top of the fact that Jen has another hit, she probably caught asshole texting her Happy Birthday!