The Hottest Bitch At The BAFTAs
When Sally Farmiloe, the Chicken Cutlets of Britain, arrived at the BAFTAs in London tonight, every whore in that joint should have gone home. It was done as soon as Sally hit the red carpet. They should have bestowed all the awards on her and called it a night. Seriously, this is how you show you up to a fucking event. You put on your finest sparkles and throw your dignity in the trash! This is how it's done. And it's also nice to see that Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It" wig has a found a new home on Sally's head.
I wasn't joking when I said that all those whores should have quit that bitch when Sally arrived, because there was a whole lot of fug on that damn red carpet. It looks like a dump truck dropped trash all over that shit. Bitches looked beat! Below is a few pictures of the raggedy ass hos of the BAFTAs. Goldie Hawn is looking like she needs to take a good, long 2-hour fart. Actually, she might have let one out and Daniel Craig's piece got a good whiff of it, because she's smelling something nasty.
And the look on Penny Cruz's face in thumbnail #4 is the same face I've been making every time Kate Winslet wins something and goes on and on about how surprised she is. It's the "Bitch, stop acting like you don't win shit" face.
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HOLY SHIT BATMAN!
Sally's hair looks like a leftover from the Zsa Zsa Gabor wig collection for $39.95..and 1984.
Sharon Stoner can kiss my ass.
Marissa Tomei? Why did you use an egg beater to do your hair?
And the last couple..Aren't they on that new flip phone blackberry commercial where 'his butt' hangs up on her?
Goldie Hawn needs to wear a padded bra and not wear a strapless gown. It makes her look even more flat chested than she already is.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:17am.
Um, why THE HELL is Goldie Hawn wearing a strapless gown????
AND, without a bag on her head!! The nerve!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:46am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:35am.
Ok, fine! Don't tell me!
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harry potter bitch?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I like Sally's Tom Cruise teeth; her two front teeth are offset, only one of them is centered on her face.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Penelope is one of those lucky people.Seriously she's been out there forever and marvelously doesn't look like a sick kitty drenched in the rain yet like the rest of them..That's admirable I think.
Goldie Hawn totally looks half in the bag...I wish Daniel Craig would dump his fugly, snotty, grumpy looking chick...You are dating a major celeb who is is hot & rich, why the hell arent you constantly smiling or at least not frowning?? Inexcuseable. He always photographs kind of weird, chimplike.. he looks hotter in movies.
I can't stop looking at Craig. He DOES look like Stains the dog. It's uncanny. Damn, I used to fancy him too.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
How can Sally F (can't remember her surname) be the chicken cutlets of the Uk?! Have never heard of her lol!! And I read alll the gossip sites etc. Who is she? I assumed Sally was American!
Goldie Hawn was so funny when she gave out an award. She squinted like crazy at the autocue, couldn't make out half the words then said "omg I can't read". hahaha. Glasses my lovely :)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:14am.
Has anyone else noticed that Daniel Craig bears more than just a passing resemblance to Stains the dog?
God, you're right. Were they separated at birth?
Goldie, get the fucking hair out of your eyes. You are not a cute, daffy teen person anymore you are, in fact, a grandmother. If you didn't try to look young you would look a lot younger. Trust me.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Has anyone else noticed that Daniel Craig bears more than just a passing resemblance to Stains the dog?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I'm not really a connaisseur, but it seems to me that these dresses are more demure and classic looking than usual (for once I actually like most of them). Has recession time hit La La Land? Kate and Penélope look stunning (not digging the bangs though). Sharon Stone is looking fierce. In the US they really know how to do the red carpet thing. In Holland "stars" arrive on bike to attend amateuristic looking award functions. But then again, one of our favorite sayings is "Doe maar gewoon, dan doe je al gek genoeg". This basically means that anything out of the ordinary is too much of a good thing.
Damn
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:49pm.
Daniel Craig has either sparkles or dandruff on his suit. Whatever it is, it's not too good.
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Actually, those are just rain drops. Which is probably why Penelope Cruz has an umbrella in her shots.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:52am.
TITS.. girl, you don't know what u been missin.
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Oh good food porn!
I'll download it and let you know. Always had the impression is was a violent movie.
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Mickey Rourke is all sorts of yum.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
As always, Emma Watson is keeping it classy. If I were younger, she'd be my secret crush...
Who the f*ck is that chick with the blond Amy Winehouse wig? She needs to be shut in a closet immediately; that hair just ain't right...
That Sally thing is horrid. The irritating thing is she thinks she's the shit!
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TITS.. girl, you don't know what u been missin.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:35am.
Ok, fine! Don't tell me!
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harry potter bitch?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 11:50pm.
Never seen 9.5 wks. Is it very fithly?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Ok, fine! Don't tell me!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Um, why THE HELL is Goldie Hawn wearing a strapless gown????
I've lived in the UK for the past four years and I've never heard of her. But at least I know who she is now, and I feel complete.
I love how on her website she's promoting these two titles side by side: 'Sensual Pleasures' and 'Loo Time', complete with a kid on the toilet.
Mickey turns me on so much. I just think of his passion and sensuality in 9 1/2 weeks, plus his amazing talent. I really don't care what he looks like now, it's about his heart, soul, and rumored great dick size. I just melt everytime I see him.. mmmmm take me Mickey
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 9:10pm.
Oh my, looks like Goldie has put on a bit of poundage! And she thought she would stay young and cute and slim forever!
I hate Goldie! She is from my hometown, practically my neighborhood and I knew who she was when she was in high school and I was a kid. She is a bitch and a liar! She claims her father was a musician. Yeah, he played in a bad that did bar mitzvahs on weekends. During the week he ran a little watch repair/gift shop and was a rude bastard!
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don't you know actors like to drammatize and embellish everything about their lives? They tell us about their hardships, when they had none, or about their family humble yet honorable backgrounds, which is usually a lie as well. Remember what these people do for living, they pretend to be someone else for millions. Her father was probably uneducated man who was repairing old shoes/watches but that does not make a fascinating story. All Goldie did was she knew in front of whome she had to sit on her knees to become an actress.
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Who the hell is Sally Cameltoe?
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Did someone lace the water supply of Great Britain with a fugly drug 'cause *nobody* is looking good here.
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Not everyone in Britian can be the pure perfect beauty that was Lady Diana or Cate Blanchette
OH MY FUCKIN' GAWD! A thousand thank yous for introducing me to this British Bumpkin's Blog. YOU ARE THE BEST MK!
Goldie Hawn must have had some facial "touch-ups," because she's looking unusually refreshed. Her skin hasn't looked that unwrinkled in quite a while. And that dress was a horrible, horrible decision.
Goldie is a mess: the weight, the hair, the dress... Yikes. Why did she go in the first place? She's not nominated for anything...
On the other hand, Cruella looks good.
Good GAWD...ouch....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 9:13pm.
Picasso face. Haha.
Mickey looks like he lost control of his face.
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Oh, Fuck! For a second there I thought that was Jane Fonda! Fuck. And Mickey...well, Mickey got Picasso face.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh my, looks like Goldie has put on a bit of poundage! And she thought she would stay young and cute and slim forever!
I hate Goldie! She is from my hometown, practically my neighborhood and I knew who she was when she was in high school and I was a kid. She is a bitch and a liar! She claims her father was a musician. Yeah, he played in a bad that did bar mitzvahs on weekends. During the week he ran a little watch repair/gift shop and was a rude bastard!
Submitted by putas on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:33pm.
Where is Javier Bardem?
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Maybe he couldn't handle the clip-on bangs
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Second to last is that girl from the Harry Potter movies. She grew up!
O-M-G This is whor-endous
Oooh..who's second last? She's a hot bitch.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
This woman looks used up and very tired.
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Emma Watson's dress is STUNNING! Love it.
Daniel Craig has either sparkles or dandruff on his suit. Whatever it is, it's not too good.
His date reminds me of the Duchess of Windsor. From Wikipedia: "... Edward was irretrievably besotted with Wallis, finding her domineering manner and abrasive irreverence toward his position appealing..." She probably does unspeakably naughty domme stuff to him.
Eh, good for her. I'd take her over one of these airhead actresses any day.
@Jiggy: The dick! Where's the dick?
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
Where is Javier Bardem? Penny do not show up without him... give us something to look at! Maybe they're not dating anymore. She was good in Vicki Cristina movie..
That kid from Harry Potter has good taste in clothes (or a good stylist)
And in the main pic- why does this scary looking lady have fake looking front teeth? They looks slightly crooked and off center from her lip. Weird.
this woman's is frightful in a sparkly sort of way...
what the hell happened to goldie hawn? kate hudson, this is your future...
mickey roarke has on a white belt...i think we're done here...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
BTW, Daniel Craig's Amy Winehouse look-alike girlfriend is a SNAG! I remember her being all pissy and fighting with him in St. Bart's. Here she looks like she just got her period. Smile, ya bitch!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by RufusR on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:27pm.
Is Goldie Hawn pregnant? She looks it but isn't she too old for that?
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You're right. She's much too old to be pregnant. She's just old and getting puffy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:25pm.
Come on, Albatross! Goldie's had that hairdo since "Private Benjamin", and she's going to see how far she can go with it!
Seriously, her bangs are ridic.
Still she looks like a goddess compared to that Sally Farmiloe person. Love the "what's love got to do with it" wig with her dishwater real hair on the bottom!
Is the worldwide recession/depression making the stars look a bit austere or is it me? Where's the fucking jewelry?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If there is someone out there who is more boring and pretentious than Kate Winslet, I don't know who it is.
Is Goldie Hawn pregnant? She looks it but isn't she too old for that?